This is a non-serious pool for predicting the title of the millionth article (as defined by the official article count presented on the Special:statistics, and determined by the powers that be) in the English Wikipedia. The person who comes closest to the actual topic is the winner (bonus points for guessing the exact title). The current number of articles in the English Wikipedia: 7,046,225.

Other milestone pools that are still open include the following: Wikipedia:Two-million pool, Wikipedia:Four-million pool, and Wikipedia:Five-million pool .

Add subheadings below as necessary, but try to keep them nonspecific and in line with current Wikipedia subcategories, and in alphabetical order at every level.

An example guess would be: Anatomy of David Hasselhoff's right shoulder, which might go under the subheadings: Science/Biology/Anatomy.

Please do not create useless (as of 2005) articles just because they are listed on this page.

You may make up to 3 guesses.

Culture

Art

List of artists named after a Boohbah (I like Boohbah!) Scott Gall 07:58, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
- And so does my son, who is in bed while I'm still up editing Wikipedia. [[User:NazismIsntCool|Nazism isn't cool]] 08:55, 7 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Michél the Mechanic (an recently uncovered Beano comic strip that lasted three issues in 1942, or something) Billy H 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Culture of Isle of Wight--Wonderfool t (c)e) 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Arts

List of lower case characters of the Latin alphabet between 'r' and 't' -- Scott e^iπ + 1 = 0 07:29, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)

Comics

List of Marvel Comics characters to have been resurrected Steve block 13:28, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Pretty much covered at comic book death, no? --DropDeadGorgias (talk) July 7, 2005 17:14 (UTC)
List of Marvel Comics characters who have been busted in drugs raids -- Francs2000 | Talk File:Uk flag large.png 12:13, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Entertainment

Wikipedia:Votes for Deletion --SPUI (talk) 14:33, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
The Gay Nigger Association of America eating apple pie and performing autofellatio -- Scott e^iπ + 1 = 0 07:55, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
SPUI violates the three guess rule --SPUI (talk) 05:17, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
RfC of User:Project2501a vs User:SPUI for violating the threee guesses rule -- Project2501a 14:16, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Gay Nigger Association of America after being deleted and recreated Broken Segue 03:14, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Jimmy Wales ON WHEELS! Hedley 03:01, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Excuse me, what does phrase ... on wheels mean? I can't find a wikipedia article about it...

It's a parody of "Willy on Wheels", a notorious Wikipedia troll. — JIP | Talk 12:04, 4 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]

List of crimes Michael Jackson has been found guilty of Kinitawowi 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
List of celebrities known to harbour gnomes in their ear cavities Eixo 10:07, 27 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of celebrities known to harbor Michael Jackson songs in their ear cavities --Idont Havaname 30 June 2005 07:33 (UTC)
List of children in the world that Michael Jackson has not slept with Midster 09:14, 14 Jun 2005 (UTC)
2008 child molestation trial of Michael Jackson Columbia 12:13, Jun 17, 2005 (UTC)
Revelations that Schapelle Corby is male 203.167.171.115 5 July 2005 08:27 (UTC)
List of plausibly illiterate celebrities --DropDeadGorgias (talk) July 7, 2005 17:19 (UTC)

Religion

Microsoft (church). Demi ^T/_{C 01:35, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)}
List of failed Christian Raptures Dangerous Angel 23:14, 10 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
List of people believed to be Sauron (from Talk:Javier Solana) dab (ᛏ) 13:59, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
List of people confirmed to be Sauron --Dante Alighieri | Talk 23:44, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
List of people killed by Sauron Master Thief Garrett^Talk 05:27, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
The Holy Church of Atheism →mathx314^{(talk)(email)} 23:42, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
What I got for Christmas 2006 Steve block 13:40, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of acts not considered sinful by any faith EamonnPKeane 18:48, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
The Holy Romanian Church of McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, and Pizza Hut Jesus Lover 05:10, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of Jewish Popes Rentastrawberry 17:05, Jun 24, 2005 (UTC)
Media coverage of Christ's Second Coming --209.6.213.17 4 July 2005 22:42 (UTC)
Saint Dwayne (I was going to suggest Saint Kevin but discovered he's real) --OpenToppedBus - My Talk 16:17, July 20, 2005 (UTC)
Alleged Satanic influence in Wikipedia --BrainInAVat 00:27, 27 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Philosophy

Classical definition of lesbianism Demi ^T/_{C 01:54, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)}

Geography

List of Disneyworlds in Andorra (see WP:BJAODN ) --Neo 17:29, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Walmart (country) -- BRIAN0918 14:10, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of Indian cowboys (pertains to boys in India who herd cows). -- Brhaspati\^talk/_contribs 01:12, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
Every country except Romania is a lie! --Amanaplanacanalpanama 08:44, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- How do you know? (But because I live in Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan isn't a lie either) HellRaiser 04:53, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of countries with autofellatio somewhere in their name HellRaiser 04:53, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
History of Robonia the wub (talk) 15:20, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Every country except Romania is the truth! 218.101.117.164 28 June 2005 04:50 (UTC)
Every country except Moldova is a lie! Communism is Stupid 00:40, 17 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]

History

The 2008 Dollar Collapse Preisler 00:16, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
2007 Breakup of Russia 24.247.85.157 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
February 2006 Scotland War of Independence --Mark J 13:47, 28 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Breakup of the United States -- Grun t 🇪🇺 04:16, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
Famous Estonian soldiers in the Winter War. — JIP | Talk 14:25, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Global real estate crash of 2006 Dave6 06:13, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
2006 Breton Revolution (causes Brittany to gain Independence from France) 24.247.85.157 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- It won't happen that easily. HellRaiser 04:55, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
U.S. plan to invade Iran -- Grun t 🇪🇺 02:36, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
December 21, 2005 - Assassination of George H. W. Bush --Mark J 13:47, 28 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Destruction of the Earth Nickptar 20:53, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Human colonization of Mars — Pladask 06:57, Mar 31, 2005 (UTC)
- See Colonization of Mars; did you really think we wouldn't have that? :).--Pharos 03:23, 15 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Martian colonization of Earth Master Thief Garrett^Talk 05:28, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Texan invasion of Estonia (a.k.a. "The spammer's War") \Mikez 08:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Military history of Antarctica--Wonderfool t (c)e) 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Rise of the machines written by User:Skynet --BjarteSorensen 02:00, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Resignation of President Rivers Dmn / Դմն 10:16, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Life before google --Clawed 04:56, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
English court intrigues(1221) --Fornadan 00:18, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
2005 U.S. invasion of Vermont cuz bush is too stupid to realize it's part of the U.S. Stancel 02:54, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Lindsay Lohan Memorial Nuclear Power Plant Disaster RyanGerbil10 18:00, 22 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Partial Nematode Incident ‣ᓛᖁ♀ᑐ 03:54, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
List of gaffes committed by George H. W. Bush during his 2006 Trip to Japan He throws up on the Primes Minister. Like father, like son. 24.14.99.196 04:14, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Operation: Let Freedom Rise Gerrit ^CUTEDH 13:02, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
2007 Google purchase of New Hampshire Proto 10:16, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Greek-Bolivian War of 2007 EamonnPKeane 18:47, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
Military history of Oceania, Military history of Eastasia or Military history of Eurasia Wiki acc 22:20, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
2006 Alien invasion of Earth (Country music turns out to be an alien weakness) Midster 06:35, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)
2006 Wikimedia takeover of Britannica HellRaiser 04:55, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
2007 Secession of New York City --Ctrl build^talk File:Columbia SEAS.GIF 21:41, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Article apparently already exists. Sorry New York City secession --Ctrl build^talk File:Columbia SEAS.GIF 21:45, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  - I'll be sure to update it too!--Pharos 03:25, 15 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
The Detroit Uprisings (2007) against the establishment of The Secure Homeland of these United States 68.236.56.59 20:03, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC) (aka user:autopilots)
Taiwan War --BrainInAVat 3 July 2005 20:13 (UTC)
Californian Revolution CrazyLegsKC 03:15, 16 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Life

Wikipedia achieves sentience, as the amount of information reaches critical mass, an emergent artificial intelligence will form. R adiant _>|< 12:37, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)

Death

Death-related humor --anonymous 6:41 4 June 2005 (UTC)

Education

Wikipedia --SPUI (talk) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of rumors about that fat kid in my 9th period class. →mathx314^{(talk)(email)} 23:39, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Martin Luther King Jr. Grammar School – Clockwork Soul 17:49, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
St. Mary's School I'm putting all my bets on education: this entry gets 2,710,000 google hits. Of course the real article will have (Lodi, NJ) or something as part of the title-- do I still win? -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
Sacred Heart School This one's good for 4,420,000 goggle hits. -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
John Smith (Asst. Prof.) John Smith Asst. Prof. only gets 94,000 google hits, but I figure average professors are likely to get past the deletionists in higher proportions than elementary and secondary schools -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)

Family

Your mom --83.240.1.254 16:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Food and drink

Imitation Soylent Green --Demi ^T/_{C 01:47, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
It's mannequins! Imitation Soylent Green is mannequins! Flatluigi 01:18, August 10, 2005 (UTC)}
Uncle Joe's Mint Balls --Calton | Talk 01:11, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of people who like pie -- Brhaspati\^talk/_contribs 01:02, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
List of people who brought pie -- PeepP 18:47, August 12, 2005 (UTC)
category:People who like Pie --Celestianpower ^hab 23:28, 13 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Schweddy Weiners --barista 4 July 2005 19:59 (UTC)
Beijing-Cola --[[User:Brecht|Brecht]

Freedom

The return of Nicolae Ceaucescu and the death of all languages except English NazismIsntCool 11:03, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of people who know how to spell correctly Nicolae Ceausescu Bogdan | Talk 22:34, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of people who can't spell Nicolae Ceausescu Stancel 02:55, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Human rights abuse of persons named Nicolae Ceausescu Sasquatch↔讲↔看 16:21, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
Human Rights abuse in Jan Mayen Mixcoatl 00:23, 11 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Human Rights abuses in Timisoara by Traian Basescu Jesus Lover 05:13, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Human rights abuse in Chisinau Communism is Stupid 00:42, 17 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Human rights abuse in Cincinnati Proto t c 14:15, 5 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Health

Circumcision isn't cool Scott Gall 08:14, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
The role of lavender in contraception Steve block 13:43, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Impact of the 2007 bird flu pandemic in Finland OpenToppedBus - My Talk 11:06, July 20, 2005 (UTC)

Hobbies

Autofellatio in the Vatican --SPUI (talk) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of autofellatio related topics - Earl Andrew 07:42, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Ass to mouth sales and chart positions -- Rhobite 05:54, Mar 29, 2005 (UTC)

Home

Health risks of positron-powered household appliances -- Cyrius|✎

Interpersonal relationships

Jennifer Anistons' marriage to Angelina Jolie Preisler 00:17, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
People whose marriages have lasted less than one week. — JIP | Talk 05:22, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of celebrities by number of divorces Alphax ^τεχ 08:56, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Pets

First animal to become Wikipedia administrator NazismIsntCool 11:05, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Aren't humans animals? BrokenSegue
  - In a way, yes. Barely There 12:01, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
First Human Banned by a chicken Stancel 02:56, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Leet Academy for Cats and Dogs Barely There 12:01, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
First Cow to become the autofellatio redirect vandal Jesus Lover 05:14, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
First Penguin to become Willy on Wheels 218.101.117.164 28 June 2005 04:45 (UTC)
First monkey to cast a VFD vote Communism is Stupid 00:44, 17 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Time

August 26, 2025 User:Oven Fresh/sig 23:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Mathematics

List of all lists which are not lists of themselves Antandrus 03:59, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Interesting, but already been done. -- Ricky81682 (talk) July 3, 2005 09:57 (UTC)

Recursive topic disorders Durty Willy 08:03, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
List of all non-self swallowing lists (shortly thereafter the server blew up) BrokenSegue 22:42, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Alas, this one's already been done, with a name like "List of all lists which do not refer to themselves"; the server stubbornly refused to blow up -- well, no more than usual, anyway. -- The Anome 07:59, Apr 14, 2005 (UTC)
1+1=3 --Clawed 05:04, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- this has already been prooven for sufficiently large amounts of 1. Project2501a 13:55, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Proof of Hilbert's 16:th problem (Kindergarten level) \Mike(z) 08:23, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Proof that P = NP — Timwi 01:38, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Only if N=0. [[User:NazismIsntCool|Template:NazismIsntCool/sig]] 07:56, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  - If you take it as a normal polynomic equation, as you seem to have done, that should be "only if N=1". "P=NP" is false if N is 0 and P is not 0. But what "P=NP" usually refers to is more complex, see Complexity classes P and NP. — JIP | Talk 11:02, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
1=0 Wiki acc 22:01, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
List of ways mathematics has destroyed human brains Purplefeltangel 30 June 2005 03:44 (UTC)
-4^2=-16 - Ryan 07:36, July 27, 2005 (UTC)
Whatchamacallit (mathematics) PeepP 19:05, August 11, 2005 (UTC)