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{{short description|1983 essay about programming}}

"'''Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal'''"<ref> The title is a parody of the bestselling 1982 tongue-in-cheek book on stereotypes about masculinity ''[[Real Men Don't Eat Quiche]]''</ref> is an essay<ref>{{cite web

| title = "'''Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal'''"<ref name=ryerson>{{cite web

| url = http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/realmen.html

| title = Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal

|title = Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal

| author = Post, Ed

| date author = JulyPost, 1983 Ed

|date = July 1983

| publisher = [[Datamation]]

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}}</ref> about [[computer programming]] written by Ed Post of [[Tektronix, Inc.]], and published in July 1983 as a [[letter to the editor]] in ''[[Datamation]]''.<ref>Volume 29 number 7</ref>

}}</ref> (a parody of the bestselling 1982 tongue-in-cheek book on stereotypes about masculinity ''[[Real Men Don't Eat Quiche]]'') is an essay about [[computer programming]] written by Ed Post of [[Tektronix, Inc.]],<ref>[https://books.google.com/books?id=_S4EAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA34 ''Note:'' Graphic Software Systems was a 1981 spin-off of Tektronix]</ref> and published in July 1983 as a reader's contribution in ''[[Datamation]]''.<ref group="lower-alpha">Volume 29 number 7</ref><ref>{{Cite book |url=https://archive.org/details/bitsavers_datamation_52582203/page/n245/mode/2up |title=Datamation |date=July 1983 |publisher=Technical Publishing |volume=29 |___location=United States |pages=263-265 |language=en}}</ref>

==History==

Widely circulated on [[Usenet]] in its day, and well- known in the computer software industry,<ref> name=Raymond>{{cite articleweb

| url = http://www.th-soft.com/zzJargon/R.htm#Real_Programmer

| title = Real Programmer

| work = The New Hacker's Dictionary

| date = July 27, 1993

| authoreditor = Eric S. Raymond,| editoraccessdate = 2008-03-28

}} </ref> the article compares and contrasts ''real programmers'', who use punch cards and write programs in [[FORTRAN]] or [[assembly language]], with modern-day "quiche eaters" who use programming languages such as [[Pascal (programming language)|Pascal]] which support [[structured programming]] and impose restrictions meant to prevent or minimize common [[software bug|bug]]s due to inadvertent programming logic errors. Also mentioned are feats such as [[Seymour Cray]], the inventor of the [[Cray-1]] supercomputer, togglingusing in<ref>manual ''Togglingcontrol in'' refersswitches to setting an array of [[toggle switch]]es or rocker switches which supplement program memory </ref>load the first operating system for the [[CDC 7600]] through the front panel without notes when it was first powered on.

| accessdate = 2008-03-28

}} </ref> the article compares and contrasts ''real programmers'', who use punch cards and write programs in [[FORTRAN]] or [[assembly language]], with modern-day "quiche eaters" who use programming languages such as [[Pascal (programming language)|Pascal]] which support [[structured programming]] and impose restrictions meant to prevent or minimize common [[software bug|bug]]s due to inadvertent programming logic errors. Also mentioned are feats such as the inventor of the [[Cray-1]] supercomputer toggling in<ref> ''Toggling in'' refers to setting an array of [[toggle switch]]es or rocker switches which supplement program memory </ref> the first operating system for the [[CDC 7600]] through the front panel without notes when it was first powered on.

The next year [[Ed Nather]]’s ''[[The Story of Mel]]'', also known as ''The realest programmer of all'', extended the theme. Immortalized in the piece is Mel Kaye of the [[Royal McBee]] Computer Corporation. As the story famously puts it, "He wrote in machine code—in 'raw, unadorned, inscrutable [[hexadecimal]] numbers. Directly.'"

Since then, the [[computer jargon|computer folklore]] term ''Real Programmer'' has come to describe the archetypical "hardcore" programmer who eschews the modern languages and tools of the day in favour of more direct and efficient (for the machine, decidedly not for the programmer) solutions—[[low-level programming language|closer to the hardware]].<ref name=Raymond/> The term is used in many subsequent articles,<ref>{{cite journal

The next year [[Ed Nather]]’s "The realest programmer of all"<ref name=usenet-1984-11-20>Matt Crawford [http://groups.google.com/group/net.jokes/browse_thread/thread/936255290cc94a96 The realest programmer of all] Newsgroup: net.jokes November 20, 1984.</ref> [[USENET]] posting extended the theme, as have many subsequent articles,<ref> {{cite journal

| url = http://csdl2.computer.org/persagen/DLAbsToc.jsp?resourcePath=/dl/mags/so/&toc=comp/mags/so/1995/06/s6toc.xml&DOI=10.1109/52.469755

| author = Ian Gorton

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}} </ref><ref> {{cite web

| url = http://www.cs.utah.edu/~elb/folklore/afs-paper.ps

| title = The Heroic Hacker: Legends of the Computer Age

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}} </ref><ref> {{cite web

| url = http://www.suslik.org/Humour/Computer/Langs/real_prog2.html

| title = More About Real Programmers

| accessdate = 2008-03-28

| archiveurl = https://web.archive.org/web/20080419225755/http://www.suslik.org/Humour/Computer/Langs/real_prog2.html

}} </ref> cartoons<ref>[http://xkcd.com/378/ REAL programmers] xkcd.com</ref> and in-jokes&mdash;with the alleged defining features of a "Real Programmer" differing with time and place, in the fashion of the "[[no true Scotsman]]" fallacy.

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}} </ref> cartoons[[webcomic]]s<ref>[http://xkcd.com/378/ REAL programmers] xkcd.com</ref> and in-jokes&mdash;withalthough the alleged defining features of a "Real Programmer" differingdiffer with time and place, in the fashion of the "[[no true Scotsman]]" fallacy.

==See also==

*[[{{§l|Pascal (programming language)#Criticism|PascalEarly criticism]]}}

*[[Real Programmer]]

*[[The Story of Mel]]

*[[Pascal (programming language)#Criticism|Pascal criticism]]

==References==

{{reflist}}

== Notes ==

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==External links==

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