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'''Oral sex''' consists of all the [[Human sexual behavior|sexual activities]] that involve the use of the [[mouth]], [[tongue]], and possibly [[throat]] to stimulate [[Sex organ|genitalia]]. It may be used as [[foreplay]] before [[intercourse]], as climax of a sexual act, during, or following intercourse. It is sometimes performed to the exclusion of all other forms of sexual activity. Oral sex may or may not include the ingestion or absorption of [[semen]] and/or [[Vaginal lubrication|vaginal fluids]]. Ingestion of these fluids alone, without physical mouth-to-genital contact (e.g., the extreme form of [[Facial (sexuality)|facial]] known as [[bukkake]]), is not considered to be oral sex—although it remains an extreme erotic practice nevertheless. Common slang terms for oral sex include "going down on," "giving head to," "giving a blowjob to" (male recipient), "blowing" (male recipient), "eating out" (female), "licking out" (female) or "sucking off" (male) a sexual partner.

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|conference = [[Western Conference (NHL)|Western]]

|division = [[Northwest Division (NHL)|Northwest]]

|founded = [[1972-73 WHA season|1972]]

|history = '''[[Quebec Nordiques]]'''<br>[[1972-73 WHA season|1972]] - [[1994-95 NHL season|1995]]<br>'''Colorado Avalanche'''<br> [[1995-96 NHL season|1995]] - present

|arena = [[Pepsi Center]]

|city = [[Denver, Colorado]]

|media_affiliates = [[Altitude Sports and Entertainment|Altitude]]<br>[[KKFN|KKFN (950 AM)]]

|team_colors = Burgundy, Steel Blue, Black, Silver, and White

|Rival = [[Detroit Red Wings]]

|owner = {{flagicon|USA}} [[Stan Kroenke]]

|general_manager = {{flagicon|CAN}} [[Francois Giguere]]

|head_coach = {{flagicon|CAN}} [[Joel Quenneville]]

|president = [[Pierre Lacroix]]

|captain = {{flagicon|CAN}} [[Joe Sakic]]

|minor_league_affiliates = [[Lake Erie Monsters]] ([[American Hockey League|AHL]])<br />[[Arizona Sundogs]] ([[Central Hockey League|CHL]])

|stanley_cups = [[1995-96 NHL season|1995-96]], [[2000-01 NHL season|2000-01]]

|conf_titles = [[1995-96 NHL season|1995-96]], [[2000-01 NHL season|2000-01]]

|division_titles = [[1995-96 NHL season|1995-96]], [[1996-97 NHL season|1996-97]], [[1997-98 NHL season|1997-98]], [[1998-99 NHL season|1998-99]], [[1999-00 NHL season|1999-00]], [[2000-01 NHL season|2000-01]], [[2001-02 NHL season|2001-02]], [[2002-03 NHL season|2002-03]]

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The '''Colorado Avalanche''' are a professional [[ice hockey]] team based in [[Denver, Colorado]], [[United States]]. They are members of the [[Northwest Division (NHL)|Northwest Division]] of the [[Western Conference (NHL)|Western Conference]] of the [[National Hockey League]] (NHL). The Avalanche have won the [[Stanley Cup]] twice, in 1996 and 2001. The franchise was founded in [[Quebec City|Quebec]] and were the [[Quebec Nordiques]] until moving to [[Denver, Colorado]] in 1995. The Avalanche have won 8 division titles and had gone to the playoffs in each of their first 10 seasons in the NHL, with the streak ending in 2007.<ref>{{cite web |title =Colorado Avalanche History|url =http://www.sportsline.com/nhl/teams/history/COL|publisher =CBS Sportsline|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> The Avalanche are also notable for being the first team in NHL history to win the Stanley Cup their first season after a re-___location.

From the time of their move to Denver in 1995, until the end of the 1998-99 season, the Avalanche played their home games at [[McNichols Sports Arena|McNichols Arena]]. Since then, the Avalanche have called the [[Pepsi Center]] home. The Avalanche have a notable rivalry with the [[Detroit Red Wings]], partly due to both teams having met each other five times in seven years in the Western Conference playoffs between 1996 and 2002.<ref>{{cite news |title =Welcome to NHL's nastiest rivalry|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=RM&p_theme=rm&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB4E6E5FAB223F2&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =Kravitz, Bob|publisher =Rocky Mountain News|date =1996-12-18|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref>

==Utility==

Oral sex is practiced in both homosexual and heterosexual relationships. In heterosexual relationships, oral sex can be a method of contraception ([[birth control]]) since [[pregnancy]] is impossible unless sperm enters the [[vagina]]. Many heterosexuals choose oral sex as an alternative to intercourse for this reason. It is important to note that oral sexual activities ''are not'' effective methods of preventing [[sexually transmitted disease]]s (STDs), although some forms of STD are believed to be less readily spread in this way.<ref>GMHC [http://www.gmhc.org/health/testing/geffen_sti.html Geffen Testing Center's HIV, Syphilis, and Hepatitis C Information Sheet] Accessed November 4, 2006</ref><ref>University Health Center, University of Georgia [http://www.uhs.uga.edu/sexualhealth/oral_sex.html Oral Sex] Accessed November 4, 2006</ref> Some heterosexual couples use fellatio as a substitute for intercourse during a woman's [[menstrual cycle]] or pregnancy. While it is often used for these reasons, oral sex is also commonly used between heterosexual couples as they consider it pleasureable, or as [[foreplay]]. Many women who are [[anorgasmia|situationally anorgasmic]] can only achieve orgasm through oral sex, and so they often prefer it instead of or in addition to [[sexual intercourse]].

==Franchise history==

A report issued in September 2005 by the [[National Center for Health Statistics]] was the basis of an article in the [[September 26]] [[2005]] issue of ''[[Time (magazine)|Time]]'' magazine. The report comes from the results of a computer-administered [[statistical survey|survey]] of over 12,000 Americans between the ages of 15 and 44, and states that over half the [[adolescence|teenagers]] questioned have had oral sex. While some headlines have interpreted this as evidence that oral sex among teens is "on the rise", this was the first comprehensive study of its kind to examine the matter.<ref>http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1106324,00.html</ref>

===Quebec Nordiques (1972-1995)===

{{see also|Quebec Nordiques}}

The Quebec Nordiques were one of the [[World Hockey Association]]'s original teams when the league began play in [[1972-73 WHA season|1972]]. Though first awarded to a group in [[San Francisco]], the team quickly moved to [[Quebec City]] when the [[California]] deal soured due to financial and arena problems.<ref name="whanordiques">{{cite web |title =Quebec Nordiques|url =http://www.whahockey.com/nordiques.html|publisher =WHA Hockey|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> During their seven WHA seasons, the Nordiques won the [[Avco World Trophy]] once, in [[1976-77 WHA season|1977]] and lost the finals once, in [[1974-75 WHA season|1975]].<ref>{{cite web |title =WHA Yearly Standings|url =http://www.whahockey.com/whayearlystandings.html|publisher =WHA Hockey|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Two years later, in [[1979-80 NHL season|1979]], they entered the NHL, along with the WHA's [[Edmonton Oilers]], [[Hartford Whalers]], and [[Winnipeg Jets]].<ref>{{cite web |title =From the WHA to the NHL |url =http://www.nhl.com/history/062279.html|publisher =NHL|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref>

After making the postseason for seven consecutive years, from [[1980-81 NHL season|1981]] to [[1986-87 NHL season|1987]], the Nordiques fell into the league's basement.<ref name="nordiquesrecord">{{cite web |title =Quebec Nordiques Almanac|url =http://www.nordiquespreservation.com/record.html|publisher =Nordiques Preservation|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> In [[1991 NHL Entry Draft|1991]], for the third straight draft, Quebec had the first overall selection.<ref>{{cite web |title =NHL Entry Draft First Round Selections 1980-89|url =http://www.nhl.com/futures/firstround80_89.html#89|publisher =NHL|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref><ref>{{cite web |title =NHL Entry Draft First Round Selections 1990-99|url =http://www.nhl.com/futures/firstround90_99.html|publisher =NHL|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Although [[Eric Lindros]], the draft's top-ranked player, had made it clear he did not wish to play for the Nordiques, they drafted him anyway.<ref>{{cite news |title =A look back: 1991|url =http://www.nhl.com/futures/2006draft/lookback_91_053106.html|author =Roarke,Shawn P.|publisher =NHL|date =2006-05-31|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Lindros did not even wear the jersey for the press photographs, only holding it when it was presented to him.<ref name="lindrosnhl">{{cite news |title =As expected, Quebec selects Lindros No.1|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=NewsLibrary&p_multi=DSNB&d_place=DSNB&p_theme=newslibrary2&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0F360039496DAD62&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =1991-06-23|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> On advice from his mother, Lindros refused to sign a contract and began a holdout that would last over a year. On June 30, 1992, he was traded to the [[Philadelphia Flyers]] in exchange for five players, the rights to Swedish prospect [[Peter Forsberg]], two first-round draft picks, and $15 million ([[United States dollar|USD]]).<ref>{{cite web |title =Eric Lindros profile|url =http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app?service=page&page=PlayerDetail&playerId=8458515&tab=crst|publisher =NHL|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> The Lindros trade is seen (at least in hindsight) as one of the most one-sided deals in NHL history, and a major foundation for the Nordiques/Avalanche franchise successes over the next decade<ref>{{cite news |title =A Franchise deal. Lindros trade laid foundation for Nordiques/Avalanche drive to berth in Stanley Cup Final|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=RM&p_theme=rm&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB4E536B44A621D&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =Benton, Jim|publisher =Rocky Mountain News|date =1996-06-06|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> and turned the Nordiques from one of the weakest teams in the NHL to a Stanley Cup contender almost overnight. In the first season after the trade, the [[1992-93 NHL season]], the Nordiques reached the playoffs for the first time in six years and would do so two seasons later.

Among those who would be dedicated [[virgin]]s, oral sex is also common, as some people do not consider oral sex to change the status of their [[virginity]].

While the team experienced on-ice success, the team was far less successful off the ice. Quebec City was the smallest market in the league and in 1995,<ref name="canadianencyc">{{cite news |title =Nordiques Move to Colorado|url =http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=M1ARTM0010425|author =Deacon, James|publisher =[[Maclean's]]|date =1995-05-06|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref> team owner [[Marcel Aubut]] asked for a bailout from Quebec's provincial government<ref>{{cite news |title =Quebec's Government Plans Bailout to keep Nordiques from moving|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=PD&s_site=twincities&p_multi=SP&p_theme=realcities&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB5DDC4964DA9E0&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =1994-04-09|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> as well as a new publicly funded arena.<ref name="canadianencyc"/> The bailout fell through and Aubut subsequently sold the team to a group of investors in [[Denver]].<ref>{{cite news |title =NHL's Nordiques sold, moving west to Denver \ Comsat Entertainment Group bought the team. Quebec had refused to fund a new hockey arena|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=PI&s_site=philly&p_multi=PI&p_theme=realcities&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB32BFD6ADCFF94&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =|publisher =Philadelphia Inquirer|date =1995-05-26|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> On May 1995, the COMSAT Entertainment Group, announced an agreement in principle to purchase the team.<ref name="mediaguidemisc">{{cite web |title =Miscellaneous/Community/Altitude|url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/PDF/321134_CA_MG_325-336.pdf|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref>. The deal became official on [[July 1]], [[1995]] and 12,000 season tickets were sold in the 37 days after the announcement of the move to Denver.<ref name="mediaguidemisc"/> The franchise was presented as the Colorado Avalanche on [[August 10]] [[1995]].<ref name="mediaguidemisc"/> They became the second NHL franchise to play in the city: the [[Colorado Rockies (NHL)|Colorado Rockies]] played in town from 1976 to 1982 when they moved to [[New Jersey]] to become the [[New Jersey Devils|Devils]].

== Techniques ==

===Fellatio===

[[Image:Fellatio.png|thumb|'''Fellatio''' with mouth stimulation of the [[glans penis|glans]]]]

[[Image:Felicien Rops 69.jpg|thumb|'''69 Sex Position''']]

===Colorado Avalanche (1995-Present)===

'''Fellatio''' describes the oral stimulation of the penis. A common technique of fellatio is to take the [[glans penis|glans]] of the [[erection|erect penis]] in the mouth while rhythmically caressing the rest of the [[penis]] with the hands; the [[testes]] and the shaft of the penis can also be licked with the tongue. Suction is often used to increase the pressure and friction exerted on the penis. As the performance of fellatio progresses, the receiver may contribute [[pre-ejaculate|pre-ejaculatory fluid]] to the saliva of the giver, resulting in a more lubricated penis and enhanced erotic experience. This fluid is produced by the [[Cowper's glands]] and is ''not'' semen, although it may contain traces of [[sperm]].

[[Image:Patrick_Roy_1999.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Goaltender [[Patrick Roy]], the winningest net minder in the NHL, played for the Avalanche from 1995-2003.]]

====1995-2001====

Depending on the preference of the participants, this stimulation may produce an [[orgasm]] and [[ejaculation]] of [[semen]], or may just be used as a precursor to sexual intercourse (see ''[[foreplay]]''). If the semen is accepted into the mouth it may or may not be swallowed (hence the [[slang]] phrase, '''spit or swallow'''). Alternatively, providers of fellatio averse to receiving semen in their mouth can shift stimulation from mouth to hand once the male's orgasm is imminent. An infrequent side effect of ejaculating into the mouth is that the semen may be gagged upon and/or come out the nose if sufficient quantity is present. It is typically considered good manners to inform the individual performing fellatio when orgasm is imminent.

After buying the team, the COMSAT Entertainment Group organized its Denver sports franchises, the Avalanche and the [[Denver Nuggets]] under a separate subsidiary, Ascent Entertainment Group Inc., which went public in 1995, with 80% of its stocks bought by COMSAT and the other 20% to be available on [[NASDAQ]].<ref name="nuggetscompanyhistory">{{cite web |title =Denver Nuggets - Company History|url =http://www.fundinguniverse.com/company-histories/Denver-Nuggets-Company-History.html|publisher =Funding Universe|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref>

The Colorado Avalanche played their first game in the [[McNichols Sports Arena]] in [[Denver]] on [[October 6]], [[1995]] winning 3-2 against the Detroit Red Wings.<ref>{{cite web |title = October 6, 1995 - Detroit Red Wings vs. Colorado Avalanche gamesheet|url =http://www.avalanchedb.com/gamesheets/95-96/199501.htm|publisher =Colorado Avalanche Database|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> Led by [[Captain (ice hockey)|captain]] [[Joe Sakic]], forward [[Peter Forsberg]], and defenseman [[Adam Foote]] on the ice and [[Pierre Lacroix]] as the [[General Manager (ice hockey)|general manager]] and [[Marc Crawford]] as the [[head coach]], the Avalanche got stronger when former [[Montreal Canadiens]] goalie [[Patrick Roy]] joined the team. Feeling humiliated for being left in the net after having let in 9 goals in 26 shots during a Canadiens game against the Red Wings, Roy joined the Avalanche on [[December 6]] [[1995]], together with ex-Montreal captain [[Mike Keane]] in a trade for [[Jocelyn Thibault]], [[Martin Rucinsky]] and [[Andrei Kovalenko]].<ref>{{cite news |title =Roy gets call he's in Hall|url =http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/nhl/article/0,2777,DRMN_23920_4810040,00.html|author =Sadowski, Rick|publisher =Rocky Mountain News|date =2006-06-29|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Roy would prove a pivotal addition for Colorado in the years to come.

While the use of the mouth to stimulate the penis, especially the glans, is a central feature of fellatio, often the partner simultaneously stimulates the shaft of the penis with his/her hand to provide the man with the feeling of the penis being enclosed. Some authorities (such as Franklin, ''The Ultimate Kiss'', p. 62) recommend this as the preferred and most satisfying method of providing oral sex to a man. Another technique is to have the penis head go in and out of the mouth very quickly (without going down to the shaft). Also, some men find it another extra pleasure if the giver runs the tips of his/her fingernails on his erect shaft at the same time they are using their mouth, they say it offers a "tickling sensation."

The Avalanche finished the regular season with a 47-25-10 record for 104 points, won the [[Pacific Division (NHL)|Pacific Division]] and finished second in the [[Western Conference (NHL)|Western Conference]]. Colorado progressed to the playoffs and won the series against the [[Vancouver Canucks]], the [[Chicago Blackhawks]] and [[Presidents' Trophy]] winners Detroit Red Wings. In the [[Stanley Cup]] [[Stanley Cup Final|Final]], the Avalanche met the [[Florida Panthers]], who were also in their first Stanley Cup final. The Avalanche swept the series 4-0. In Game Four, during the third [[overtime (ice hockey)|overtime]] and after more than 100 minutes of play with no goals, defenseman [[Uwe Krupp]] scored to claim the franchise's first Cup.<ref>{{cite news |title =No stopping the Avalanche - Colorado completes Cup sweep of Panthers with 3OT victory|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=SAEC&p_theme=saec&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB03D7A86BE23F7&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =Ulman, Howard|publisher =Associated Press|date =1996-06-11|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> [[Joe Sakic]] was the playoff's scoring leader with 34 points (18 goals and 16 assists) and won the [[Conn Smythe Trophy]], awarded to the most valuable player to his team during the playoffs. The 1996 Stanley Cup was the first major professional championship won by a Denver team.<ref name="mediaguidemisc"/> With the Stanley Cup win, [[Russia]]ns [[Alexei Gusarov]] and [[Valeri Kamensky]] and Swede Peter Forsberg became members of the [[Triple Gold Club]], the exclusive group of ice hockey players who have won [[Ice hockey at the Olympic Games|Olympic gold]], [[Ice Hockey World Championship|World Championship gold]], and the Stanley Cup.<ref name="triplegoldclub">{{cite web |title =Triple Gold Club|url =http://www.iihf.com/archive/TGC.pdf|publisher =[[International Ice Hockey Federation]]|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref>

Some males regard receiving oral sex as an ego boost, believing that such an act is a form of [[Power (sociology)|dominance]] over their sexual partner. <ref>{{cite book|title=The Book of the Penis|author=Paley, Maggie|year=2000}}</ref>

In [[1996-97 NHL season|1996-97]], Colorado won, not only their Pacific Division, but the [[Presidents' Trophy]] as well for finishing the regular season with the best record of the entire league: 49-24-9 for 107 points. The team was also the league's best scoring with an average of 3.38 goals scored per game. The Avalanche met the two lowest seeds of the Western Conference in the first two rounds of the playoffs: the [[Chicago Blackhawks]] and the [[Edmonton Oilers]], who were beaten 4-2 and 4-1. During a rematch of the previous year Conference Final, the Avalanche lost against the Detroit Red Wings in a 4-2 series. The Red Wings went on to sweep the Stanley Cup final just as Colorado had done the year before. [[Sandis Ozolinsh]] was elected for the league's first all-star team at the end of the season.

One form of fellatio is known as [[deep throat (sexual act)|deep throating]], after the [[1972]] pornographic film ''[[Deep Throat (film)|Deep Throat]]''. This technique involves repressing the [[gag reflex]] and taking the entire erect penis in the mouth, the shaft bending slightly to allow the head of the penis to slide partially down the throat of the fellator. A deep throat session may even go 'balls-deep', a colloquial expression denoting that the provider of fellatio has fit the entire penis in their mouth, with deeper engorgement prevented only by the girth of the testicles.

In 1997, financial problems led to the selling of the Ascent Entertainment by COMSAT to the AT&T's Liberty Media Group for $755 million. Liberty put its sports assets immediately for sale.<ref name="nuggetscompanyhistory"/>

The common [[slang]] term '''blow-job''' technically is a misnomer, as true "blowing"; i.e., the expelling of air through the mouth, is not used in fellatio as it would not be pleasurable . It is most commonly thought to reflect an intentional conflation of "suck" and "blow," technically antonyms but but both equally suitable as vulgar terms describing oral sexual activity. Further, the act of giving a blow-job is generally not properly defined as "sucking"; rather, the mouth is tensely moved up and down the penis's shaft, with the giver neither sucking nor blowing. At times, the giver may in fact use a sucking motion on the head of the penis, but this is generally not the sole form of fellatio. Some have postulated that the term is a corruption of "below-job", allegedly an old Victorian slang term that was commonly used to describe the act. However, there is a third school of thought that believes the word "blow" in "blow-job" indicates the climax of the penis (compare to blowing of a volcano). It is further argued that the phrase "blow-job" originated in the 1940's;<ref>http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20000817</ref> at the time, it was also used by Allied pilots as a slang term for jet aircraft.<ref>http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/URG/glossary.html</ref>

In the following season, Colorado won the Pacific Division with a 39-26-17 record for 95 points. The Avalanche sent the largest delegation of the NHL to the [[1998 Winter Olympics]] [[Ice hockey at the 1998 Winter Olympics|ice hockey tournament]] in [[Nagano]], [[Japan]]: 10 players representing 7 countries and coach [[Marc Crawford]] for Canada.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche blame Olympics for slide that won't stop|url =http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_n44_v222/ai_21251719|author =Elliott, Helene|publisher =[[Sporting News|The Sporting News]]|date =1998-11-02|accessdate =2007-07-16}}</ref> [[Milan Hejduk]] won the Gold Medal for [[Czech national ice hockey team|Czech Republic]], Alexei Gusarov and Valeri Kamensky got the Silver Medal for [[Russian national ice hockey team|Russia]] and [[Jari Kurri]] won the Bronze Medal for [[Finnish national men's ice hockey team|Finland]].<ref name="recordbook">{{cite web |title =Franchise Records|url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/PDF/321134_CA_MG_163-220.pdf|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> Colorado lost in their first playoff round against the [[Edmonton Oilers]] in a 7 game series, after having led the series 3-1. [[Peter Forsberg]] was the league's second highest scorer in the regular season with 91 points (25 goals and 66 assists) and was elected for the league's first all star team. After the end of the season, head coach Marc Crawford rejected the team's offer of a two-year deal.<ref>{{cite news |title =Crawford Bows Out - Avalanche Coach turns down team's offer of two-year deal|url =http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P1-7034317.html|author =Sadowski, Rick|publisher =[[Rocky Mountain News]]|date =1998-05-28|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> [[Bob Hartley]] was hired to the head coach position in June 1998.

[[Image:Cunnilingus 1.jpg|thumb|Cunnilingus]]

[[Image:Roemer2.JPG|thumb|Cunnilingus portrayed at [[Pompeii]]]]

In [[1998-99 NHL season|1998-99]], with the addition of the [[Nashville Predators]] to the league, the NHL realigned their divisions and the Colorado Avalanche were put in the new [[Northwest Division (NHL)|Northwest Division]]. Despite a slow 2-6-1 start, Colorado finished with a 44-28-10 record for 98 points, won the Northwest Division and finished second in the Western Conference. After beating the [[San Jose Sharks]] and the [[Detroit Red Wings]] in the first two rounds, Colorado met Presidents' Trophy winners [[Dallas Stars]] in the Conference Final, where they lost after a seven game series. Peter Forsberg was again elected to the league's first all-star team and [[Chris Drury]] won the [[Calder Memorial Trophy]] for the best rookie of the season. Together with [[Milan Hejduk]], both were elected for the [[NHL All-Rookie Team]] at the end of the season.

===Cunnilingus===

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'''Cunnilingus''' is the act of using the [[mouth]] and [[tongue]] to stimulate the female genitals, especially the [[clitoris]]. The term comes from an alternative Latin word for the [[vulva]] (''cunnus'') and from the Latin word for tongue (''lingua''). Less than one-third of women [[orgasm]] easily during the actual act of [[intercourse]]. [[Masturbation]] and cunnilingus are alternative ways for women to achieve orgasm with a partner. Most women can orgasm easily during clitoral or pubic area stimulation.<ref>{{cite book

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It was in the [[1999-2000 NHL season|1999-2000 season]] that the Colorado Avalanche played their first game in the new [[Pepsi Center]], that cost 160 million [[US dollars]].<ref name="ksepepsicenter">{{cite web |title =KSE/Pepsi Center|url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/PDF/321134_CA_MG_299-312.pdf|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|accessdate =2007-06-13}}</ref> Milan Hejduk scored the first goal of a 2-1 victory against the [[Boston Bruins]] on [[October 13]] [[1999]].<ref>{{cite web |title =2001 NHL All-Star Game - Pepsi Center Facts|url =http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/nhl/2001/all_star/pepsi_center/|publisher =[[Sports Illustrated]]|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The Avalanche finished the season with a 42-28-11-1 record for 96 points and won the Northwest Division. Between [[January 10]] and [[February 7]], the Avalanche had their longest winning streak ever with 12 games.<ref name="recordbook"/> Before the playoffs, the Avalanche strengthened their defense for a run towards the Stanley Cup. On March 6, [[1999-2000 NHL season|2000]], the [[Boston Bruins]] traded future [[Hockey Hall of Fame]]r defenseman [[Ray Bourque]] and [[Forward (ice hockey)|forward]] [[Dave Andreychuk]] to Colorado for [[Brian Rolston]], [[Martin Grenier]], [[Samuel Pahlsson]], and a first-round draft pick. Bourque, who had been a Bruin since [[1979-80 NHL season|1979-80]], requested a trade to a contender for one last shot at a Stanley Cup.<ref name="bourque">{{cite news |title =For Bourque, at long last Stanley!|url =http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=290833|author =Roarke, Shawn P.|publisher =[[National Hockey League|NHL]]|date =2007-03-22|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> However, and just as the year before, Colorado lost in the Conference Final against the Dallas Stars in a seven game series after beating both the Phoenix Coyotes and the Detroit Red Wings in 4-1 series. [[Joe Sakic]] won the [[Lester B. Pearson Award]] for the outstanding player of the regular season, elected by the members of the [[NHL Players Association]].

As in all [[human sexual behaviour]], the variety of techniques in cunnilingus and individual responses to them are almost endless. As always, communication, experimentation and practice are the best way to learn how to please a particular partner.

In July 2000, after years of intrigue and several failed negotiations, the Avalanche, the Denver Nuggets and the Pepsi Center were finally bought by business [[entrepreneur]] and [[Wal-Mart]] heir [[E. Stanley Kroenke|Stan Kroenke]] in a $450 million deal. Liberty retained only 6.5% stake of the sports franchises. The deal included a guarantee to the city of Denver that the teams would not be relocated for at least 25 years. After the deal, Kroenke organized his sports assets under Kroenke Sports Enterprises.<ref name="nuggetscompanyhistory"/>

The clitoris is the most sensitive part for almost all women, but may be too sensitive to stimulate directly at times, especially in early stages of [[arousal]], and it is often best to begin with a gentler, less focused stimulation of the labia and the whole genital area. [[Ron Jeremy]] has advised in several films that a clockwise, counterclockwise, all over the place approach is more important than focusing solely on the clitoris. Tongue tip, blade or underside can be used, as can the nose, chin, lips and teeth (with caution). Movements can be slow or fast, regular or erratic, firm or soft as the moment requires. The tongue can be inserted into the [[vagina]], either stiffened or moving. Humming to cause vibration while performing cunnilingus is often considered to be especially arousing, with certain pitches, rhythms or tunes thought to be particularly effective by different people.

The [[2000-01 NHL season|2000-01]] season was the best season the team has ever had. The Avalanche won the Northwest Division and captured their second Presidents' Trophy after having finished the regular season with 52-16-10-4 for 118 points. Joe Sakic finished the regular season with 118 points (54 goals and 64 assists), only three behind [[Jaromir Jagr]]'s 121 points. On [[February 4]], [[2001]], the Colorado Avalanche hosted the [[51st National Hockey League All-Star Game|51st NHL All-Star Game]]. [[Patrick Roy]], Ray Bourque and Joe Sakic played for the North America team, who won 14-12 against the World team, that featured Milan Hejduk and Peter Forsberg. All but Hejduk were part of the starting lineups.<ref name="recordbook"/> Before the playoffs, the Avalanche acquired star defenseman [[Rob Blake]] and center [[Steven Reinprecht]] from the [[Los Angeles Kings]] in exchange for [[Adam Deadmarsh]], [[Aaron Miller]] and their first-round [[2001 NHL Entry Draft|2001 Draft]] pick.<ref>{{cite news |title =Kings take Avs' Aulin to complete Blake trade|url =http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-72313179.html|author =Sadowski, Rick|publisher =Rocky Mountain News|date =2001-03-23|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> In the playoffs, Colorado swept their Conference Quarterfinal against the [[Vancouver Canucks]]. In the Conferece Semifinal, the Avalanche won the [[Los Angeles Kings]] in a seven game series, after having wasted a 3-1 lead. After the last game of the series, Peter Forsberg underwent surgery to remove a [[ruptured spleen|ruptured]] [[spleen]] and it was announced that he would not play until the following season. The injury was a huge upset for the team; former NHL goaltender [[Darren Pang]] considered it "devastating (...) to the Colorado Avalanche".<ref>{{cite news |title =Doctor: Full recovery is expected|url =http://espn.go.com/nhl/playoffs2001/2001/0510/1194333.html|author =[[Associated Press]]|publisher =[[ESPN]]|date =2001-05-10|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The team would overcome Forsberg's injury: in the Conference Final, Colorado won the [[St. Louis Blues]] in 4-1 series and progressed to the Stanley Cup Final, where they faced the [[New Jersey Devils]], the Stanley Cup holders. The Avalanche won the series 4-3, after winning the last game at the [[Pepsi Center]] 3-1. After being handed the Cup from [[NHL Commissioner]] [[Gary Bettman]], captain Joe Sakic immediately turned, and gave it to Ray Bourque, capping off Bourque's 22-year career with his only championship.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche beat Devils to capture Stanley Cup|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/cup01/games/2001-06-09-njcol.htm|author =Allen, Kevin|publisher =USA Today|date =2001-06-10|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Joe Sakic was the playoffs leading scorer with 26 points (13 goals and 13 assists). He won the [[Hart Memorial Trophy]], given to the league's most valuable player during the regular season, the [[Lady Byng Memorial Trophy]], awarded to the player that has shown the best sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct combined with performance in play, the Lester B. Pearson Award and shared the [[NHL Plus/Minus Award]] with [[Patrik Elias]] of the Devils. Patrick Roy won the [[Conn Smythe Trophy]], awarded to the playoffs' most valuable player. [[Shjon Podein]] was awarded the [[King Clancy Memorial Trophy]] for significant humanitarian contributions to his community, namely his work on charitable organizations and his own children's foundation.<ref>{{cite web |title =2000-01 King Clancy Memorial Trophy - Podein, Shjon|url =http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/SilverwareTrophyWinner.jsp?tro=KCT&year=2000-01|publisher =Legends of Hockey|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> Ray Bourque and Joe Sakic were elected to the league's first all-star team; Rob Blake was elected to the second all-star team.

Cunnilingus is easily accompanied by the insertion of finger(s) or a [[sex toy]] into the vagina, which allows for the simultaneous stimulation of the [[g-spot]], or into the anus, either of which many women find produce very intense sensations.{{cn}} Many other activities can accompany cunnilingus to enhance overall pleasure, limited only by [[preference]], [[psychology]] and [[anatomy]].

====2001-present====

Cunnilingus is also sometimes referred to as "muff diving", "eating out" or "poon-job", a slang term and a cunnilingus variant of "blow-job" (see the section of Fellatio above), where "poon" is short for [[Sexual slang|poontang]] or [[Sexual slang|punani]].

[[Image:Avslineup.jpeg|right|thumb|250px|Avalanche players warming up in 2006]]

The Avalanche have failed to reach the Stanley Cup Finals since 2001. In the [[2001-02 NHL season|2001-02 season]], the team finished the regular season with 99 points of a 45-28-8-1 record and won the Northwest Division. Colorado had the league's lowest goals conceded: 169, which makes an average per game of 2.06. The NHL season was interrupted once again for the [[2002 Winter Olympics]], in [[Salt Lake City]], [[Utah]]. The Colorado Avalanche had 9 players representing 6 countries. [[Canadian national men's hockey team|Canada]] won the [[Ice hockey at the 2002 Winter Olympics|ice hockey tournament]] and [[Rob Blake]], [[Adam Foote]] and [[Joe Sakic]] won Gold medals. [[American national men's hockey team|American]] [[Chris Drury]] got a silver medal.<ref name="recordbook"/> With the win, Blake and Sakic became members of the [[Triple Gold Club]].<ref name="triplegoldclub"/> After advancing through the first two rounds of the playoffs with a 4-2 series win against the [[Vancouver Canucks]] and a 4-3 series win against the [[San Jose Sharks]], the Avalanche met their rivals of the [[Detroit Red Wings]] in the playoffs for the 5th time in 7 years. In a seven game series, Colorado had a 3-2 lead after five games, but lost Game 6 at home 2-0 and then the Red Wings won the deciding game at home 7-0. Like in 1997, Detroit went on to win the Stanley Cup. [[Patrick Roy]] won the [[William M. Jennings Trophy]], given to the goaltenders of the team with fewest goals scored against. Roy was elected for the league's first all-star team, together with Joe Sakic; Rob Blake was elected for the second all-star team.

The following season, [[2002-03 NHL Season|2002-03]], saw the Avalanche claim the NHL record for most consecutive division titles, nine,<ref name="divtitrec">The 1994-95 Division title was won while the franchise was still in Quebec and together with the 8 titles the Avalanche won between 1995-96 and 2002-03 makes the record number of 9 consecutive division titles</ref> breaking the [[Montreal Canadiens]] streak of eight, won between 1974 and 1982.<ref>{{cite news |title =NHL Hockey: Colorado Avalanche Team Report|url =http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-99870515.html|author =|publisher =[[The Sports Network]]|date =2003-04-10|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The division title came after a bad start by the team, that led to the exit of head coach [[Bob Hartley]], in December.<ref>{{cite news |title =Roy, Avs put clamps on Red Wings|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/games/2003-02-06-avalanche-redwings_x.htm|author =Allen, Kevin|publisher =[[USA Today]]|date =2003-02-06|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> General Manager [[Pierre Lacroix]] promoted assistant coach [[Tony Granato]] to the head coach position.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avs bench change: Hartley out, Granato in|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/nhl/avalanche/2002-12-18-hartley_x.htm|author =Brehm, Mike|publisher =[[USA Today]]|date =2002-18-12|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The team's playoff spot seemed in doubt, at one point, but the Avalanche managed to finish with 105 points, ahead of the division rivals Vancouver Canucks by one. The race to the title was exciting, namely the second-to-last game of the season, as the Avalanche needed to win the game to stay in the race, and [[Milan Hejduk]] scored with 10 seconds left in overtime to beat the [[Anaheim Ducks|Anaheim]].<ref>{{cite news |title = Colorado 4, Anaheim 3|url = http://sportsline.com/nhl/gamecenter/recap/NHL_20030404_COL@ANA|author =| publisher =CBS Sportsline|dateG=2003-04-05|accessdate =2007-05-06}}</ref> The title was guaranteed in the final day of the regular season, when the Avalanche won the [[St. Louis Blues]] 5-2 and the Vancouver Canucks lost against the [[Los Angeles Kings]] 2-0.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche win game, Northwest; Hejduk gets 50th|url =http://sportsline.com/nhl/gamecenter/recap/NHL_20030406_STL@COL|author =|publisher =CBS Sportsline|date =2003-04-06|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> In the playoffs, the Avalanche blew a 3-1 series lead over the [[Minnesota Wild]], and lost in overtime of Game 7 to be eliminated from the first round of the playoffs.<ref>{{cite news |title = Minnesota 3, Colorado 2|url =http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/nhl/recaps/2003/04/22/col_min/|author =|publisher =Sports Illustrated|dateG=2003-04-22|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Peter Forsberg won the [[Art Ross Trophy]] for the leading scorer of the regular season, which he finished with 106 points (29 goals, 77 assists). Forsberg also won the [[Hart Memorial Trophy]] for the regular season's most valuable player and shared the [[NHL Plus/Minus Award]] with teammate [[Milan Hejduk]]. Hejduk scored 50 goals to win the [[Maurice 'Rocket' Richard Trophy]] for the best goalscorer of the regular season. Forsberg was elected to the league's first all-star team; Hejduk was elected to the second all-star team.

Additionally, in lesbian culture several common slang terms used are "giving lip," "[[lip service]]," or "[[Tipping the Velvet|tipping the velvet]]" (a faux-"Victorian" expression invented by novelist [[Sarah Waters]]).

After that season, Patrick Roy retired and the Avalanche signed star wingers [[Paul Kariya]] and [[Teemu Selänne|Teemu Selanne]] from the [[Anaheim Ducks|Mighty Ducks of Anaheim]].<ref>{{cite news |title =Patrick Roy retires after 18 years|url =http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2003/05/28/roy_retires030528.html|author =|publisher =[[Canadian Broadcasting Corporation|CBC]]|date =2003-05-28|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref><ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche sign Kariya, Selanne to one-year deals|url =http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/news/2003/07/03/avs_signings_ap/|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2003-07-03|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Both failed to live up to the expectations: Kariya spent most of the [[2003-04 NHL season|2003-04 season]] injured and Selanne scored only 32 points (16 goals and 16 assists) in 78 games.<ref>{{cite news |title =Passion is back for Selanne|url =http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/sports_columnists/article/0,1299,DRMN_83_5422098,00.html|author =Sadowski, Rick|publisher =[[Rocky Mountain News]]|date =2007-03-16|accessdate =2007-05-17}}</ref> Having "nine elite players"<ref>{{cite news |title =2003-2004 NHL Season Preview: Colorado Avalanche|url =http://proicehockey.about.com/cs/nhlseasonpreview/a/03_04avalanche.htm|author =Fitzpatrick, Jamie|publisher =[[About.com]]|date =2003-09-02|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref>, "the most talented top six forwards on one team since the days of the [[Edmonton Oilers]]"<ref>{{cite news |title =Avs' silver lining has a cloud|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?page=2003pvw/col|author =Heika, Mike|publisher =[[ESPN]]|date =2003-09-24|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> was not good enough as the franchise failed to win the Northwest division title, ending the NHL record streak. The 40-22-13-7 record was good enough for 100 points, one less than the Northwest division winners Vancouver Canucks. Colorado won the Conference Quarterfinal against the [[Dallas Stars]] in a five game series, but lost in the Semifinal against the [[San Jose Sharks]] in a six game series. Joe Sakic became the only Avalanche player ever to be chosen as the All-Star Game Most Valuable Player during the [[54th National Hockey League All-Star Game|2004 NHL All-Star Game]], when he scored a [[hat-trick]]. Sakic was elected for the league's first all-star team at the end of the season and won the [[NHL/Sheraton Road Performer Award]].<ref name="recordbook"/>

Until recently not spoken of openly in Western society, cunnilingus is accorded a revered place in Chinese [[Taoism]]. This is because the aim of Taoism is to achieve immortality, or at least longevity, and the loss of semen, vaginal, and other, bodily liquids is believed to bring about a corresponding loss of vitality. However, conversely, by either semen retention or ingesting the secretions from the vagina, a male can conserve and increase his ''ch'i,'' or original vital breath. In Taoism:

The [[2004-05 NHL season]] was canceled due to an [[2004-05 NHL lockout|unresolved lockout]]. During the lockout, many Avalanche players played in European leagues.<ref name="nhleuropelockout">{{cite web|url=http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/feature/?fid=9951&hubname=|title=NHLers in Europe|publisher=TSN|accessdate=2006-10-31}}</ref> [[David Aebischer]] returned home with [[Alex Tanguay]] to play for [[Switzerland|Swiss]] club [[Hockey Club Lugano|HC Lugano]]; Milan Hejduk and Peter Forsberg returned to their former teams in their native countries, [[HC Pardubice]] and [[MODO Hockey]]. Other nine players of the Avalanche 2003-04 roster played in European league during the lockout.<ref name="nhleuropelockout"/>

<blockquote>The ''Great Medicine of the Three Mountain Peaks'' is to be found in the body of the woman and is composed of three juices, or essences: one from the woman's mouth, another from her breasts, and the third, the most powerful, from the ''Grotto of the White Tiger,'' which is at the ''Peak of the Purple Mushroom'' (the mons veneris).—Octavio Paz. ''Conjunctions and Disjunctions''. trans. Helen R. Lane. 1975. (London: Wildwood House, 1969) p. 97.</blockquote>

After the [[2004-05 NHL lockout]] and the implementation of a salary cap, the Avalanche were forced to let go some of their top players. Peter Forsberg and Adam Foote were lost to free agency in order to save some room in the cap for Joe Sakic and Rob Blake.<ref>{{cite news |title =Sakic, Blake to stay; Forsberg, Foote up in air|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=2116068|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2005-07-26|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Although the salary cap was a blow to one of the biggest spenders of the league,<ref>{{cite news |title =Winners, losers, undecided in wake of free-agent frenzy|url =http://www.sportsline.com/nhl/story/8790788|author =Goldstein, Wes|publisher =CBS Sportsline|date =2005-08-31|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> the Colorado Avalanche finished the [[2005-06 NHL season|2005-06 regular season]] with a 43-30-9 record for 95 points, good enough to finish second in the Northwest division, seven behind the [[Calgary Flames]] and tied with the Edmonton Oilers. The league stopped in February for the [[2006 Winter Olympics]] in [[Torino]], [[Italy]]. The Avalanche sent an NHL leading 11 players from 8 countries.<ref>{{cite news |title =East's snubs wait for

According to Philip Rawson (in Paz, p. 97), these half-poetic, half-medicinal metaphors explain the popularity of cunnilingus among the Chinese: "The practice was an excellent method of imbibing the precious feminine fluid" (Paz, p. 97). But the Taoist ideal is not just about the male being enriched by female secretions; the female also benefits from her communion with the male, a feature that has led the [[sinology|sinologist]], Kristofer Schipper, to denounce the ancient handbooks on the "Art of the Bedroom" as embracing a "kind of glorified male vampirism", that is not truly Taoist at all.<ref>Kristofer Schipper. [1982] 1993. ''The Taoist Body''. trans. Karen C. Duval. Berkeley; Los Angeles; (London: University of California Press). p. 148</ref> Ideally, by mingling the male and female liquids, the Taoist aims to reconcile opposites and to recapture the mythical time that existed before the division of the sexes, the primordial time of the original ''ch'i.''

their Olympic chances|url =http://www.nhl.com/features/east/east_notebook122705.html|author =Gormley, Chuck|publisher =NHL|date =2005-12-27|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> [[Finnish national men's ice hockey team|Finnish]] [[Antti Laaksonen]] got the silver medal, while [[Ossi Väänänen|Ossi Vaananen]] ended up not playing due to an injury; [[Czech national ice hockey team|Czech]] Milan Hejduk won a bronze medal.<ref name="recordbook"/> In the NHL playoffs, Colorado beat the team with the 2nd best record in the Western Conference, the Dallas Stars, in a five game series. In the Conference Semifinals, the Avalanche were swept for the first time ever, by the [[Mighty Ducks of Anaheim]]. The day after the loss, [[Pierre Lacroix]], who had been the General Manager of the franchise since 1994 when they were in Quebec, resigned and [[François Giguère|Francois Giguere]] was hired.<ref>{{cite news |title =Lacroix steps down as Colorado GM|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/nhl/avalanche/2006-05-12-lacroix-resigns_x.htm|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2006-05-12|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref><ref>{{cite news |title =Avs hire Giguere as team's general manager|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=2456902|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2006-05-24|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Lacroix remains to this day as President of the franchise.<ref>{{cite web |title =Pierre Lacroix Profile|url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/Team/StaffBio.aspx?SID=7|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|accessdate =2007-02-25}}</ref>

By the beginning of the [[2006-07 NHL season|2006-07 season]] Joe Sakic and Milan Hejduk were the only two remaining members from the 2001 Stanley Cup winning squad. Joe Sakic is the only player left from the team's days in Quebec (though Hejduk was drafted by the Nordiques), but [[Paul Stastny]], son of Nordiques legend [[Peter Stastny]], also provides a link to the past. The Avalanched missed the playoffs for the first time in their history. The team had a 15-2-2 run in the last 19 games of the season to keep their playoffs hopes alive until the penultimate day of the season. A 4-2 loss against the [[Nashville Predators]] on April 7, with Peter Forsberg assisting the game winning goal scored by Paul Kariya, knocked Colorado out of the playoff race.<ref>{{cite news |title =Predators 4, Avalanche 2|url =http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app?service=page&page=Recap&gameNumber=1225&season=20062007&gameType=2|author =|publisher =[[Associated Press]]|date =2007-04-07|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The team won the last game of the season against the Calgary Flames on the following day and finished 4th in the Northwest Division and 9th in the Western Conference with a 44-31-7 record for 95 points, one less than the eight seed Calgary. During that last game of the season, Joe Sakic scored a goal and two assists and became the second-oldest player in NHL history to reach 100 points, behind only [[Gordie Howe]], who had 103 points at age 40 in the 1968-69 season.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche 6, Flames 3|url =http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app?service=page&page=Recap&gameNumber=513&season=20062007&gameType=2|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2007-04-08|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> Until the Avalanche's 2006-2007 season, no team in the history of the NHL had ever made it to 95 points without earning a spot in the playoffs.<ref>{{cite news |title = Avs Win Season Finale |url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/GameDay/BoxScore.aspx?PGID=93&NID=893|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2007-04-08|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> In the [[Eastern Conference (NHL)|Eastern Conference]], three teams progressed to the [[2007 NHL playoffs|playoffs]] with less than 95 points: the [[New York Rangers]] (94), the [[Tampa Bay Lightning]] (93), and the [[New York Islanders]] (92).

The religious historian, Mircea Eliade, speaks of a similar desire to transcend old age and death, and achieve a state of ''nirvana,'' in the [[Hindu]] practice of [[Tantric]] yoga. In Tantric yoga, the same emphasis is placed on the retention and absorption of vital liquids and Sanscrit texts describe how the male semen must not be emitted if the yogin is to avoid falling under law of time and death.<ref>Eliade Mircea. [1954] 1973. ''Yoga, Immortality and Freedom''. trans. Willard R. Trask. (Princeton: Princeton University Press). p. 267–268</ref>

===Rivalry with the Detroit Red Wings===

The effort devoted to cunnilingus is sometimes considered by women to be a rough measure of the sexual skill and disposition of the man, Many men do not give cunnilingus at all, despite the fact that the majority of women can achieve orgasm only through cunnilingus or other clitoral stimulation. Some men are known to give cunnilingus, but in a rushed and harsh way, perhaps owing to a belief that cunnilingus is an undesirable form of male submission to the female. The lack of care when giving head to a woman has been warned against in the fictional [[Natural Born Killers]], in which Mallory [[Juliette Lewis]] shoots an auto mechanic and admonishes the corpse that it was "the worst head I've ever had. Next time don't be so eager."

In [[1995-96 NHL season|1996]], the Colorado Avalanche met the [[Detroit Red Wings]] in the Western Conference Finals and won the series 4-2. During Game 6, as Red Wings player [[Kris Draper]] was skating toward the bench, he was checked into the boards face-first by Avalanche player [[Claude Lemieux]].<ref name="bloodfeud">{{cite book | last =Dater| first = Adrian| title =Blood Feud: Detroit Red Wings vs. Colorado Avalanche| publisher =Taylor Trade Publishing| date =2006| url =http://www.denverpost.com/books/ci_5106839| isbn =1589793196}}</ref> As a result, Draper had to undergo facial reconstructive surgery, and had to have his jaw wired shut for five weeks.<ref name="avsrw10y">{{cite news |title =Happy anniversary to Red Wings, Avalanche|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=neumann/070326|author =Neumann, Thomas|publisher =ESPN|date =2007-03-26|accessdate =2007-03-27}}</ref> After the incident, Lemieux received many threats from Red Wings players and fans, including goalie [[Chris Osgood]].<ref name="bloodfeud"/>

In the following season, in the last regular season meeting between the Avalanche and Red Wings on March 26, 1997, a brawl known as [[Brawl in Hockeytown]] broke out. The game ended with 9 fights, 11 goals, 39 penalties, 148 penalty minutes, one hat-trick (by [[Valeri Kamensky]]) and a goalie fight between Stanley Cup champion goalies [[Patrick Roy]] and [[Mike Vernon]].<ref name="avsrw10y"/> Claude Lemieux was one of the players singled out by the Red Wings players.<!--needs to be reworded, but I'm not sure how.--> The Red Wings ended up winning the game in overtime 6-5.<ref name="avsrw10y"/> Both teams met again in the Conference Finals that season, with the Red Wings emerging victorious, and going on to win the Stanley Cup. In the following five years, the Avalanche and the Red Wings met three times in the playoffs, with Colorado winning the first two and losing the last.

This rivalry is often considered one of the most intense rivalries in the NHL by the press and fans.<ref>{{cite news |title =Part II -- Top rivalries|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/preview2005/news/story?id=2172427|author =|publisher =ESPN|date =2005-10-29|accessdate =2007-03-27}}</ref>

===The Anilingussell-out streak===

After a record 487 consecutive games, the NHL's longest consecutive attendance sellout ended with the Avalanche on [[October 16]], [[2006]], after a reported attendance of 17,681, which is 326 under capacity at the [[Pepsi Center]] before a game against the [[Chicago Blackhawks]]. The streak began on [[November 9]], [[1995]], the Avalanche's eighth [[regular season]] home game during the [[1995-96 NHL season]], before a sellout of 16,061 at the [[McNichols Sports Arena]] versus the [[Dallas Stars]].<ref>{{cite news |title =Avs see sellout streak get away|url =http://www.denverpost.com/avalanche/ci_4503924|author =Frei, Terry|publisher =Denver Post|date =2006-10-17|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> The Avalanche recorded their 500th home sellout in their 515th game in Denver on [[January 20]] [[2007]], against the [[Detroit Red Wings]], a game the Avs would win 3-2.<ref>{{cite news |title = Avalanche Reaches 500th Sellout In Denver |url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/News/NewsDetails.aspx?NID=780|author =|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|date =2006-01-20|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref>

==Team colors and jersey==

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[[Image:Colorado-alternate.gif|thumb|left|100px|Avalanche's alternate logo: the foot of Howler]]

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The Colorado Avalanche logo is composed by a [[Burgundy (color)|burgundy]] letter '''''A''''' with snow wrapped around, similar to an [[avalanche]]. There is a hockey puck in the lower-right end of the snow, wrapping around the logo. Around the whole logo, there's a blue oval.

The team's alternate logo is the foot of Howler, and can be seen on the shoulders of the Avalanche's home and away jerseys.

Anal-oral contact – also referred to as anilingus and colloquially known as rimming, a rimjob, or "tossing the salad" – is a sexual activity involving contact between the anus or perianal areas of one person and the mouth of another. "Perianal" means "around or about the anus".<ref>[http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=7889 Perianal definition]</ref>

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[[Image:Avalanche200607jerseys.GIF|thumb|350px|right|Avalanche jerseys for the 2006-07 season: Home and away (top) and 3rd jersey (bottom)]]

The Avalanche jerseys have not changed since their first season in 1995. The team colors are burgundy, blue and white. The home jersey, which was the team's road jersey until 2003 when the [[National Hockey League|NHL]] decided to switch home and road jerseys,<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.statenews.com/article.phtml?pk=15112|title=NHL 'quacked' up with hockey jersey switch|first=Kristofer|last=Karol|publisher=[[State News]]|date=[[January 27]], [[2003]]|accessdate=2006-08-30}}</ref> is dominantly burgundy and dark blue in color. There are two black and white [[zigzag]] lines along the jersey, one in the shoulders, the other near the belly. Between them, the jersey is burgundy, outside those lines it is dark blue. Similar lines exist around the neck. The Avalanche logo is in the center of the jersey. On top of the shoulders, there is the alternate logo, one on each side. The away jersey is similar, just with different colors. The burgundy part on the home jersey is white on the away jersey, the light blue part is burgundy and the black and white lines became white and dark blue.

The Avalanche introduced a third jersey during the 2001-02 season.<ref>{{cite news |title =OILERS 4, AVALANCHE 1 "Third jersey' to make debut on Halloween|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=DP&p_theme=dp&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EF431E783FCBE23&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =Dater, Adrian|publisher =Denver Post|date =2001-10-19|accessdate =2007-03-26}}</ref> It is dominantly burgundy. "Colorado" is spelled in a diagonal across the jersey where the logo is on the other jerseys. From the belly down, three large horizontal stripes, the first and the last being black and the middle one being white. In the middle of the arms, there are 5 stripes, black, white and burgundy from the outside inside in both sides.

=== Variants===

==Seasons and records==

[[Facesitting]] is a form of oral sex in which the receiver sits on the giver's face and pushes into it with his or her genitals. Oral sex can be performed by both partners at the same time in the so-called [[69 sex position|"sixty-nine" position]]. The receiver of oral sex may find it pleasurable if the giver [[hum]]s or [[singing|sings]] at the same time, sometimes called a hummer.{{cn}} This in effect makes the giver's mouth into a [[Vibrator (senual)|vibrator]], though unlike mechanical vibrators the mouth has built-in [[lubricant]] ([[saliva]]). A similar effect can now be created by placing a small, yet powerful vibrator under the jaw, causing the tongue to vibrate, which can be very pleasurable in small quantities, but can be numbing for one or both parties if overused.

===Season-by-season record===

''This is a partial list of the last five seasons completed by the Avalanche. For the full season-by-season history, see [[Colorado Avalanche seasons]]''

'''''Note:''' GP = Games played, W = Wins, L = Losses, T = Ties, OTL = Overtime Losses, Pts = Points, GF = Goals for, GA = Goals against, PIM = Penalties in minutes''

Spitting and/or swallowing of the ejaculatory fluids may cause different sexual stimulations. Also, eye contact - during fellatio or cunnilingus may be very stimulating and more pleasurable as it acknowledges that a real person is performing oral sex, not a machine or sex toy. [[Autofellatio]] is a possible but rare variant; [[autocunnilingus]] may also be possible for extremely flexible women, like contortionists and dancers. Irrumatio is similar to fellatio, but with the receiver actively thrusting into the giver's mouth. Irrumatio is often depicted in [[pornography]] as a type of dominant behavior.

<small>Records as of April 9, 2007.</small><ref name="hockeydb">Hockeydb.com, [http://hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/teamseasons.php?tid=690 Colorado Avalanche season statistics and records]</ref>

== Taboo ==

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Oral sex had been considered to be a [[taboo]] or at least frowned upon in many cultures and parts of the world.<ref>http://archive.salon.com/sex/feature/2000/05/22/oral_history/print.html</ref> Reasons mentioned are that this sexual act does not lead to procreation, or that is a humiliating and/or unclean practice (an opinion that is, at least in some cases, connected with the symbolics attached to different parts of the body). This has been more or less the case in [[Christian]] and [[Sub-Saharan Africa|Sub-Saharan African]] cultures, in [[Ancient Rome]], and [[India|Ancient India]]. Similar lines of reasoning have been espoused by only a fraction of the modern religious authorities in [[Islam]]ic cultures.

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|Season || GP || W || L || T || OTL || Pts || GF || GA || PIM || Finish || Playoffs

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| [[2001-02 NHL season|2001-02]] || 82 || 45 || 28 || 8 || 1 || 99 || 212 || 169 || 1007 || 1st, Northwest || Lost in Conference Finals, 3-4 ([[Detroit Red Wings|Red Wings]])

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| [[2002-03 NHL season|2002-03]] || 82 || 42 || 19 || 13 || 8 || 105 || 251 || 194 || 1084 || 1st, Northwest || Lost in Conference Quarterfinals, 3-4 ([[Minnesota Wild|Wild]])

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| [[2003-04 NHL season|2003-04]] || 82 || 40 || 22 || 13 || 7 || 100 || 236 || 198 || 1293 || 2nd, Northwest || Lost in Conference Semifinals, 2-4 ([[San Jose Sharks|Sharks]])

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| [[2004-05 NHL season|2004-05]] || colspan="11"| ''Season cancelled due to [[2004-05 NHL Lockout]]''

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| [[2005-06 NHL season|2005-06]]¹ || 82 || 43 || 30 || — || 9 || 95 || 283 || 257 || 1130 || 2nd, Northwest || Lost in Conference Semifinals, 0-4 ([[Mighty Ducks of Anaheim|Mighty Ducks]])

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| [[2006-07 NHL season|2006-07]] || 82 || 44 || 31 || — || 7 || 95 || 272 || 251 || 864 ||4th, Northwest || Did not qualify

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:¹ <small>As of the [[2005-06 NHL season]], all games tied after regulation will be decided in a shootout; SOL (Shootout losses) will be recorded as OTL in the standings.</small>

In pre-Christian [[Ancient Rome]], sexual acts were generally seen through the prism of submission and control. This is apparent in the two [[Latin]] words for the act: ''irrumare'' (to penetrate orally), and ''fellare'' (to be penetrated orally). Under this system, it was considered to be abhorrent for a male to perform fellatio or cunnilingus, since that would mean that he was penetrated (controlled), whereas receiving fellatio from a woman or another man of lower social status (such as a slave or debtor) was not humiliating. The Romans regarded oral sex as being far more shameful than, for example, [[anal sex]] &mdash; known practitioners were supposed to have [[bad breath|foul breath]] and were often unwelcome as guests at a dinner table.<ref>http://www.sacred-texts.com/cla/priap/prp105.htm</ref> The practice was taboo for public health reasons, as well. In Rome, the genitals were considered to be unclean. Oral sex was thought to make the mouth dirty, and (ultimately) to present a public health risk.

===Franchise leaders===

Interestingly, the practice of fellatio was said to have been introduced by the women of [[Lesbos Island|Lesbos]], who used to whiten their lips as though with semen.<ref>http://www.sacred-texts.com/cla/priap/prp105.htm</ref>

''Note: This list does not include stats from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]).''

<small>Records as of April 9, 2007.</small><ref name="avsdbrb">{{cite web |title =Regular Season Record Books|url =http://www.avalanchedb.com/recordbooks/regular/page1.htm|publisher =Colorado Avalanche Database|accessdate =2007-05-12}}</ref>

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{{h4|Regular season}}

*Games played: [[Joe Sakic]], 811

*Goals: Joe Sakic, 376

*Assists: Joe Sakic, 587

*Points: Joe Sakic, 963

*Penalty minutes: [[Adam Foote]], 809

*Wins: [[Patrick Roy]], 262

*Shutouts: Patrick Roy, 37

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{{h4|Playoffs}}

*Games played: Joe Sakic, 150

*Goals: Joe Sakic, 75

*Assists: [[Peter Forsberg]], 93

*Points: Joe Sakic, 167

*Penalty minutes: Adam Foote, 266

*Wins: Patrick Roy, 81

*Shutouts: Patrick Roy, 18

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===Franchise records===

The [[India|Ancient Indian]] [[Kama Sutra]], dating from the first centuries AD, does describe oral sex,<ref>http://www.kamashastra.com/kama209.htm</ref> discussing fellatio in great detail and only briefly mentioning cunnilingus. However, according to the Kama Sutra, fellatio is above all a characteristic of [[eunuch]]s (or, according to other translations, of [[bottom (sex)|effeminate homosexuals]] or [[transwomen]] similar to the modern [[South Asia|Hijra]] of India), who use their mouths as a substitute for female [[genitalia]]. The author states that it is also practiced by "unchaste women," but mentions widespread traditional concerns about this being a degrading or unclean practice, with known practitioners being evaded as love partners in large parts of the country. He seems to agree with these attitudes to some extent, claiming that "a wise man" should not engage in that form of intercourse, while acknowledging that it can be appropriate in some (unspecified) cases.

''Note: This list does not include records from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]). Items in '''bold''' are NHL records.'' <small>Records as of April 9, 2007.</small><ref name="avsdbrb"/>

{{h4|Regular season}}

In Islamic literature, the only two forms of sex that are explicitly prohibited between married couples are anal sex and sex during menstrual cycles.<ref>http://www.understanding-islam.com/related/text.asp?type=question&qid=825</ref> Still, the exact attitude towards oral sex is a subject of disagreements between modern scholars of Islam. In Islamic terminology, the practice hasn't been described as [[haraam|haram]] (forbidden), but some have claimed that it is [[makruh]] (undesirable).{{cn}} The authorities that consider it objectionable do so because of the contact between the supposedly impure fluids, emitted during intercourse, and the mouth.<ref>http://www.zawaj.com/articles/fatwa_oral_muzammil.html</ref><ref>http://www.zawaj.com/articles/fatwa_oral_desai.html</ref> Others emphasize that there is no decisive evidence to forbid it.<ref>http://www.islamonline.com/cgi-bin/news_service/fatwah_story.asp?service_id=318</ref>

*Most goals in a season: [[Joe Sakic]], 54 (2000-01)

*Most assists in a season: [[Peter Forsberg]], 86 (1995-96)

*Most points in a season: Joe Sakic, 120 (1995-96)

*Most penalty minutes in a season: [[Chris Simon]], 250 (1995-96)

*Most game-winning goals in a season: Joe Sakic, 12 (2000-01)

*Most points in a season, rookie: [[Paul Stastny]], 78 (2006-07)

*'''NHL record longest points streak, rookie: Paul Stastny, 20 games (2006-07)'''

*'''NHL record most consecutive games played by a defenseman: [[Karlis Skrastins]], 495 games (2000-2007 - 270 with the Nashville Predators and 225 with the Avalanche)'''

*Best [[Plus/minus|+/-]] record in a season: [[Milan Hejduk]] and Peter Forsberg, [phone])

*Most wins in a season: [[Patrick Roy]], 40 (2000-01)

*Most shutouts in a season: Patrick Roy, 9 (2001-02)

*Best goal against average in a season: Patrick Roy, 1.94 (2001-02)

{{h4|Playoffs}}

A common misperception is that oral sex is still nominally illegal in some states in the U.S. However, in the [[U.S. Supreme Court]] case ''[[Lawrence v. Texas]]'' (2003), Justice [[Anthony Kennedy]], writing for the majority, struck down all anti-sodomy laws in the United States, declaring that such laws violated the liberty phrase of the Due Process Clause of the [[Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution]].

*Most goals in a playoff season: Joe Sakic, 18 (1996)

*Most assists in a playoff season: Peter Forsberg, 18 (2002)

*Most points in a playoff season: Joe Sakic, 34 (1996)

*Most penalty minutes in a playoff season: [[Adam Foote]], 62 (1997)

{{h4|Team}}

== Health issues ==

*'''Most consecutive division titles (1994-5 through 2002-3), 9'''<ref name="divtitrec"/>

*Most points in a season: 118 (2000-01)

*Most wins in a season: 52 (2000-01)

*Most goals: 336 (1995-96)

*Largest margin of victory: 10 (Dec. 12, 1995 vs San Jose (12-2))

==Current roster==

[[Semen]] contains [[water]], small amounts of [[salt]], [[protein]], [[zinc]] <ref>http://www.il-st-acad-sci.org/androl1.html</ref> and [[fructose]] sugar. It is slightly [[Base (chemistry)|alkaline]], which causes some to find the taste bitter or [[brackish]], but neither male nor female sexual bodily fluids are in themselves harmful to a sexual partner, apart from concerns of [[Sexually transmitted disease|STDs]] (separately discussed [[#Sexually transmitted diseases|below]]).

<small>As of April 27th, [[2006-07 NHL season|2007]]. [http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/team/PlayersNumber.asp]</small>

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[[Urban legends]] sometimes describe semen as [[nutrition|nutritious]] and a good source of [[protein]]. However, semen contains only a small amount of protein and in any case is typically available only in small quantities during oral sex.

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Partners should be careful not to bite or scratch the genitalia with the teeth harder than desired. It is also possible for the inside of the mouth to be bruised by the penis if oral sex is too rough, although this can be lessened if the person giving fellatio tilts his or her head back (as in looking up) instead of keeping the head level. People with [[mouth ulcers]] and [[temporomandibular joint disorder]] may find that giving oral sex is uncomfortable.

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|[[Peter Budaj]]

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|[[Banská Bystrica]], [[Czechoslovakia]]

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===Possible beneficial effects===

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It has been suggested that fellatio may have a beneficial role in preventing dangerous complications during pregnancy. Specifically, a research group <ref>Koelman et al. (2000) "Correlation between oral sex and a low incidence of preeclampsia: A role for soluble HLA in seminal fluid?" Journal of Reproductive Immunology Volume 46 pp. 155 - 166</ref> reported that [[pre-eclampsia]], a life threatening complication that sometimes arises in pregnancy, is much less frequent in couples who have practiced oral sex, and even more rare in couples where fellatio ended with the semen swallowed. Both results were highly statistically significant. This is consistent with other evidence that semen contains an agent that prevents preeclampsia, and with the theory that preeclampsia is an [[immunological]] condition. <ref name="bbc">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1803978.stm Sex 'primes woman for sperm'

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BBC News</ref><ref>Taylor RN (1997) "Review: Immunobiology of preeclampsia" American Journal of Reproductive Immunology Volume 37 pp. 79-86</ref><ref>Chaouat et al., (2005) "Fourth International Workshop on Immunology of Pre-eclampsia, December 2004, Reunion, France" Journal of Reproductive Immunology Volume 67 pp. 103-111</ref> According to that view, preeclampsia is caused by a failure of the mother's organism to accept the [[foetus]] and [[placenta]], which both contain "foreign" [[protein]]s from the father's [[gene]]s. Regular exposure to the father's semen might cause her immune system to gradually "grow accustomed" to his proteins. Other studies also found that, while any exposure to the partner's sperm during sex appears to decrease the chances of various disorders, women who have practiced "other sex acts" than [[sexual intercourse|intercourse]] are half as likely to suffer pre-eclampsia. It is not known whether this represents a protective effect of "other sex acts" including oral sex, or a correlation between these sexual practices and some other protective factor: for example, greater overall frequency of sex <ref name="bbc">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1803978.stm Sex 'primes woman for sperm'

|[[Jose Theodore]]

BBC News</ref>. The standard way to resolve such questions ([[confounding]]) in medical science would be through a [[randomized trial]], but there are unique challenges to research in sexual health <ref>Schroder KEE, Carey MP, Vanable PA (2003) Methodological Challenges in Research on Sexual Risk Behavior: I. Item Content, Scaling, and Data Analytical Options. Annals of Behavioral Medicine Volume 26, Issue 2, Pages 76-103.</ref>.

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|[[Laval, Quebec]]

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When reporting the findings of the first research group mentioned above, ''New Scientist'' magazine thought it worth mentioning that some of the research team were women (including the lead author).

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Candidates for a protective agent in semen may include serum hormone leutinizing agent and [[transforming growth factor beta]] {{verify source}}.

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|[[Ken Klee]]

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|[[Indianapolis, Indiana]]

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===Sexually transmitted diseases===

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[[Chlamydia]], [[human papillomavirus]] (HPV), [[gonorrhea]], [[Herpes simplex virus|herpes]], [[hepatitis]] (multiple strains), and other [[sexually transmitted disease]]s (STDs) &mdash; including [[HIV]] &mdash; can be transmitted through oral sex.<ref>http://www.uhs.uga.edu/sexualhealth/oral_sex.html#safe</ref> However transmission of HIV through fellatio or cunnilingus is relatively rare. Any kind of direct contact with body fluids of a person infected with HIV (the virus that causes [[AIDS]]) should be avoided. In [[2005]], a research study at the College of [[Malmö]] in [[Sweden]] suggested that performing unprotected oral sex on a person infected with HPV might increase the risk of [[oral cancer]] .<ref>http://www.medindia.net/news/view_news_main.asp?x=5822</ref> The risk from most of these types of infection, however, is generally considered far lower than that associated with vaginal or anal sex.

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|[[Karlis Skrastins]]

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|align=center|[[2003-04 NHL season|2003]]

|[[Riga]], [[Soviet Union|U.S.S.R.]]

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Furthermore, oral sex should be avoided when either partner has wounds or open sores on the genitals or mouth, or bleeding gums in the mouth, or has recently brushed, flossed, undergone dental work, or eaten crunchy foods such as potato chips, all of which can cause small scratches in the lining of the mouth. These wounds, even when they are [[microscopic]], increase the chances of contracting [[Sexually transmitted disease|STD]]s that can be transmitted orally under these conditions. Such contact can also lead to more mundane infections from common bacteria and viruses found in, around and secreted from the genital regions. Because of this, many medical professionals advise the use of [[condom]]s in the performance of fellatio (flavoured condoms are available for this purpose) and the use of plastic or latex sheets ([[dental dam]]s or ordinary plastic wrap) for cunnilingus, although the latter has failed to achieve the same level of widespread use as condoms.

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|[[John-Michael Liles]]

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|[[Zionsville, Indiana]]

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== Terminology and slang ==

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|[[Brett Clark]]

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|[[Wapella (Saskatchewan)|Wapella]], [[Saskatchewan]]

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|[[Jeff Finger]]

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|align=center|[[1999 NHL Entry Draft|1999]]

|[[Houghton, Michigan]]

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There are many words describing oral sex, including [[euphemism]]s and [[Sexual slang#Oral Sex|slang]]. Like all aspects of sexuality, there exist a very large number of variations on a theme, and no attempt will be made here to represent them all.

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*The word ''fellatio'' comes from the Latin term ''fellare'' which means "to suck".

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*A common slang term for giving oral sex to either a man or woman is "giving head", from the term "head job" (in contrast to "hand job" - manual stimulation).

|[[Ossi Vaananen]]

*The use of the term "blow job" in a sexual context was first recorded in [[1942]]."<ref>''Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Eleventh Edition'', Merriam-Webster, Inc., 2003</ref>

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* "blow job" can be abbreviated to be represented as "B.J." or "beej" (pronounced beedge)

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* The pun "cunning linguist" is a play on "cunnilingus". In its whole form, the pun is often used with a second sexual pun in the following sentence: "You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater!" The second sexual pun being "master debater," a play on "masturbator."

|[[Vantaa]], [[Finland]]

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== Works cited ==

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*James N. Adams, ''The Latin Sexual Vocabulary'' (Johns Hopkins, 1990) ISBN 0-8018-2968-2

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* Hill B. F, Jones J. S. "Venous air embolism following orogenital sex during pregnancy". ''Am J Emerg Med.'' 1993 Mar;11(2):155-7.

|[[Kurt Sauer]]

*Jacqueline Franklin, ''The Ultimate Kiss: Oral Lovemaking, A Sensual Guide for Couples'' (Los Angeles: Media Press, 2001) ISBN 0-917181-17-4

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* Kaiser R. T. "Air embolism death of a pregnant woman secondary to orogenital sex". ''Acad Emerg Med.'' 1994 Nov-Dec;1(6):555-8.

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|[[St. Cloud, Minnesota]]

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== References ==

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|[[Jordan Leopold]]

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|[[Golden Valley, Minnesota]]

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|[[Patrice Brisebois]]<small> ([[Injured reserve|IR]])</small>

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|align=center|[[2005-06 NHL season|2005]]

|[[Montreal, Quebec]]

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|align=center|'''8'''

|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}<!--Note: Wolski plays for Team Canada-->

|[[Wojtek Wolski]]¹

|align=center|LW

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|align=center|[[2004 NHL Entry Draft|2004]]

|[[Zabrze]], [[Poland]]

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|[[Brad Richardson]]

|align=center|C/LW

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|align=center|[[2003 NHL Entry Draft|2003]]

|[[Belleville, Ontario]]

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|[[Ian Laperriere]] - '''[[Captain (ice hockey)#Alternate captains|A]]'''

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|align=center|[[2004-05 NHL season|2004]]

|[[Montreal, Quebec]]

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|[[Andrew Brunette]] - '''[[Captain (ice hockey)#Alternate captains|A]]'''

|align=center|LW

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|align=center|[[2005-06 NHL season|2005]]

|[[Sudbury, Ontario]]

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|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}

|[[Joe Sakic]] - '''[[Captain (ice hockey)|C]]'''

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|align=center|[[1987 NHL Entry Draft|1987]]

|[[Burnaby, British Columbia]]

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|[[Mark Rycroft]]

|align=center|RW/LW

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|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2006]]

|[[Penticton, British Columbia]]

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|align=center|'''23'''

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|[[Milan Hejduk]]

|align=center|RW

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|align=center|[[1994 NHL Entry Draft|1994]]

|[[Ústí nad Labem]], [[Czechoslovakia]]

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|[[Paul Stastny]]

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|[[Quebec City, Quebec]]

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|[[Ben Guite]]

|align=center|RW

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|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2006]]

|[[Montreal, Quebec]]

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|[[Scott Parker (ice hockey)|Scott Parker]]

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|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2007]]

|[[Hanford, California]]

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|align=center|'''39'''

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|[[Tyler Arnason]]

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|[[Oklahoma City, Oklahoma]]

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|[[Marek Svatos]]

|align=center|RW

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|align=center|[[2001 NHL Entry Draft|2001]]

|[[Košice]], [[Czechoslovakia]]

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|align=center|'''53'''

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|[[Brett McLean]]

|align=center|C/LW

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|align=center|[[2004-05 NHL season|2004]]

|[[Comox, British Columbia]]

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|align=center|'''87'''

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|[[Pierre Turgeon]] <small> ([[Injured reserve|IR]])</small>

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|align=center|[[2005-06 NHL season|2005]]

|[[Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec|Rouyn, Quebec]]

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*To see the player roster and bios, click [http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/Team/Roster.aspx here.]

<small>1. Wojtek Wolski plays for Team Canada. He was born in Poland but became a naturalized Canadian citizen in 1990. </SMALL>

===Honored Members===

{{see also|List of Colorado Avalanche players|Colorado Avalanche notable players and award winners}}

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! colspan="3" | Players with most games for the Colorado Avalanche

|- align="center" bgcolor=#EEDFCC

| Player || Games || Years

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Joe Sakic]] || 811 || 1995-present

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Milan Hejduk]] || 624 || 1998-present

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Adam Foote]] || 592 || 1995-2004

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Peter Forsberg]] || 533 || 1995-2004

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Stephane Yelle]] || 505 || 1995-2002

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Patrick Roy]] || 478 || 1995-2003

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Alex Tanguay]] || 450 || 1999-2006

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Adam Deadmarsh]] || 405 || 1995-2001

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Jon Klemm]] || 393 || 1995-2001

|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF

| [[Eric Messier]] || 385 || 1996-2003

|- align="center" bgcolor=#EEDFCC

| colspan="3" align="center" | ''Source: [http://hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/ttotdisplay.php?tid=690 HockeyDB.com]''<br>''<small>As of April 9, 2007 - Regular Season data<small/>''

|}

''Retired Numbers'': The Avalanche have retired two numbers: '''77''' of [[Ray Bourque]] and '''33''' of [[Patrick Roy]].<ref>{{cite news |title =Patrick Roy #33 to Be Retired|url =http://www.sportzdomain.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=14361&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0|author =|publisher =http://www.sportzdomain.com|date =2003-05-29|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> The number '''99''' of [[Wayne Gretzky]] is retired league-wide. The numbers retired when the franchise was in Quebec were entered back into circulation after the move to Colorado.

''Hall of Famers'': Ray Bourque played in the NHL for 22 seasons with the [[Boston Bruins]] and was traded, by request, to Colorado in 2000 so he could have a chance of winning the Stanley Cup before retiring.<ref name="bourque"/> In a feat termed Mission 16W, the Avs were able to win the Stanley Cup, thus allowing Bourque the championship he had been seeking for 22 seasons.<ref>{{cite news |title ='Mission 16W' accomplished for Avalanche|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/cup01/2001-06-11-avalanche-cover.htm|author =Allen, Kevin|publisher =[[USA Today]]|date =2001-06-10|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref>

[[Patrick Roy]] played from 1995 to 2003 in Colorado and won two Stanley Cups with the Colorado Avalanche. Roy recorded 551 career victories, the most career wins for any goaltender in the NHL.<ref>{{cite web |title =Legends of Hockey - Roy, Patrick|url =http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/LegendsMember.jsp?mem=p200602&type=Player&page=bio&list=ByYear#photo|publisher =[[Hockey Hall of Fame]]|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref>

Both Bourque and Roy were inducted into the [[Hockey Hall of Fame]]. The only other Avalanche player to be inducted is [[Jari Kurri]] who played the last season of his career with the franchise, yet his jersey does not hang from the rafters at the Pepsi Center.<ref>{{cite web |title =Legends of Hockey - Colorado Avalanche|url =http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/LegendsPlayersByTeam.jsp?team=Colorado+Avalanche|publisher =[[Hockey Hall of Fame]]|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref>

[[Bryan Trottier]], who was an assistant coach when the Avalanche won their second Stanley Cup in 2001, was inducted to the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1997 (as a player).<ref>{{cite web |title =Legends of Hockey - Trottier, Bryan|url =http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/LegendsMember.jsp?mem=p199702&type=Player&page=bio&list=ByTeam&team=Colorado%20Avalanche#photo|publisher =[[Hockey Hall of Fame]]|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref>

==Leaders==

{{h3|Team captains}}

''Note: This list of team [[Captain (hockey)|captains]] does not include captains from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]).''

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center"

|-

!rowspan="1"|

!rowspan="1"|Nat

!rowspan="1"|From

!rowspan="1"|To

!colspan="1"|Notes

|-

|align=left|[[Joe Sakic]]

|{{flagicon|Canada}}

|align=left|1995

|align=left|present

|

|-

|align=left|[[Sylvain Lefebvre]]

|{{flagicon|Canada}}

|align=left|1997

|align=left|1998

|Interim

|}

{{h3|General Managers}}

''Note: This list does not include general managers from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]).''

{| class="wikitable"

|-

!rowspan="1"|

!rowspan="1"|Nat

!rowspan="1"|From

!rowspan="1"|To

|-

|[[Pierre Lacroix]]

|{{flagicon|Canada}}

|1995

|2006

|-

|[[François Giguère|Francois Giguere]]

|{{flagicon|Canada}}

|2006

|present

|}

{{h3|Head coaches}}

''Note: This list does not include head coaches from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]).''

<small>Records as of April 9, 2007.</small><ref name="hockeydb"/>

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center"

|-

!rowspan="2"|

!rowspan="2"|Nat

!rowspan="2"|From

!rowspan="2"|To

!colspan="7"|Regular Season

!colspan="4"|Playoffs

|-

!G!!W!!L!!T!!OTL!!SOL!!Pct!!G!!W!!L!!Pct

|-

|align=left|[[Marc Crawford]]

|{{flagicon|Canada}}

|align=left|[[1995-96 NHL season|1995]]

|align=left|[[1997-98 NHL season|1998]]

||246||135||75||36||—||—||.622||46||29||17||.630

|-

|align=left|[[Bob Hartley]]

|{{flagicon|Canada}}

|align=left|[[1998-99 NHL season|1998]]

|align=left|[[2002-03 NHL season|2002]]

||359||193||108||48||10||—||.618||80||49||31||.613

|-

|align=left|[[Tony Granato]]

|{{flagicon|USA}}

|align=left|[[2002-03 NHL season|2002]]

|align=left|[[2003-04 NHL season|2004]]

||133||72||33||17||11||—||.647||18||9||9||.500

|-

|align=left|[[Joel Quenneville]]

|{{flagicon|Canada}}

|align=left|[[2005-06 NHL season|2005]]

|align=left|present

||164||87||61||—||6||10||.579||9||4||5||.444

|}

==See also==

*[[List of Colorado Avalanche players]]

*[[Head Coaches of the Colorado Avalanche]]

*[[Quebec Nordiques]]

*[[List of NHL players]]

*[[List of NHL seasons]]

*[[List of Stanley Cup champions]]

==References==

{{h4|General}}

<div class="references-small">

* {{cite web|url=http://hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/teamseasons.php?tid=690|title=Colorado Avalanche season statistics and records|publisher=The Internet Hockey Database|accessdate=2007-03-25}}

<references />

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{{h4|Footnotes}}

== See also ==

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*[[Anal-oral contact]]

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*[[Autofellatio]]

*[[Autocunnilingus]]

==External links==

*[[Deep throat (sexual act)]]

*[http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/ Official website of the Colorado Avalanche]

*[[Fluffing]]

*[http://www.avalanchedb.com/index.htm Largest Colorado Avalanche Database]

*[[Foreplay]]

*[[Sexual slang]]

*[[Venus Butterfly]]

*[[Colonel Angus]]

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