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|team_name = Colorado Avalanche
Episodes from the [[BBC]] comedy series ''[[My Hero]]''.
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|text_color = white
|logo_image = Colorado Avalanche.gif
|conference = [[Western Conference (NHL)|Western]]
|division = [[Northwest Division (NHL)|Northwest]]
|founded = [[1972-73 WHA season|1972]]
|history = '''[[Quebec Nordiques]]'''<br>[[1972-73 WHA season|1972]] - [[1994-95 NHL season|1995]]<br>'''Colorado Avalanche'''<br> [[1995-96 NHL season|1995]] - present
|arena = [[Pepsi Center]]
|city = [[Denver, Colorado]]
|media_affiliates = [[Altitude Sports and Entertainment|Altitude]]<br>[[KKFN|KKFN (950 AM)]]
|team_colors = Burgundy, Steel Blue, Black, Silver, and White
|Rival = [[Detroit Red Wings]]
|owner = {{flagicon|USA}} [[Stan Kroenke]]
|general_manager = {{flagicon|CAN}} [[Francois Giguere]]
|head_coach = {{flagicon|CAN}} [[Joel Quenneville]]
|president = [[Pierre Lacroix]]
|captain = {{flagicon|CAN}} [[Joe Sakic]]
|minor_league_affiliates = [[Lake Erie Monsters]] ([[American Hockey League|AHL]])<br />[[Arizona Sundogs]] ([[Central Hockey League|CHL]])
|stanley_cups = [[1995-96 NHL season|1995-96]], [[2000-01 NHL season|2000-01]]
|conf_titles = [[1995-96 NHL season|1995-96]], [[2000-01 NHL season|2000-01]]
|division_titles = [[1995-96 NHL season|1995-96]], [[1996-97 NHL season|1996-97]], [[1997-98 NHL season|1997-98]], [[1998-99 NHL season|1998-99]], [[1999-00 NHL season|1999-00]], [[2000-01 NHL season|2000-01]], [[2001-02 NHL season|2001-02]], [[2002-03 NHL season|2002-03]]
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The '''Colorado Avalanche''' are a professional [[ice hockey]] team based in [[Denver, Colorado]], [[United States]]. They are members of the [[Northwest Division (NHL)|Northwest Division]] of the [[Western Conference (NHL)|Western Conference]] of the [[National Hockey League]] (NHL). The Avalanche have won the [[Stanley Cup]] twice, in 1996 and 2001. The franchise was founded in [[Quebec City|Quebec]] and were the [[Quebec Nordiques]] until moving to [[Denver, Colorado]] in 1995. The Avalanche have won 8 division titles and had gone to the playoffs in each of their first 10 seasons in the NHL, with the streak ending in 2007.<ref>{{cite web |title =Colorado Avalanche History|url =http://www.sportsline.com/nhl/teams/history/COL|publisher =CBS Sportsline|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> The Avalanche are also notable for being the first team in NHL history to win the Stanley Cup their first season after a re-___location.
 
From the time of their move to Denver in 1995, until the end of the 1998-99 season, the Avalanche played their home games at [[McNichols Sports Arena|McNichols Arena]]. Since then, the Avalanche have called the [[Pepsi Center]] home. The Avalanche have a notable rivalry with the [[Detroit Red Wings]], partly due to both teams having met each other five times in seven years in the Western Conference playoffs between 1996 and 2002.<ref>{{cite news |title =Welcome to NHL's nastiest rivalry|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=RM&p_theme=rm&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB4E6E5FAB223F2&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =Kravitz, Bob|publisher =Rocky Mountain News|date =1996-12-18|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref>
==Series 1==
===Episode 1 - My Hero===
It's just an ordinary day at the Northolt surgery.
 
==Franchise history==
Dr Piers Crispin, the publicity-mad TV doctor, fancies Nurse Janet almost as much as he fancies himself. Mrs. Raven, the sarcastic receptionist, is frightening patients. And Janet's mother has dropped in to wonder why her daughter is bent on passing up such an eligible husband as Piers.
===Quebec Nordiques (1972-1995)===
{{see also|Quebec Nordiques}}
The Quebec Nordiques were one of the [[World Hockey Association]]'s original teams when the league began play in [[1972-73 WHA season|1972]]. Though first awarded to a group in [[San Francisco]], the team quickly moved to [[Quebec City]] when the [[California]] deal soured due to financial and arena problems.<ref name="whanordiques">{{cite web |title =Quebec Nordiques|url =http://www.whahockey.com/nordiques.html|publisher =WHA Hockey|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> During their seven WHA seasons, the Nordiques won the [[Avco World Trophy]] once, in [[1976-77 WHA season|1977]] and lost the finals once, in [[1974-75 WHA season|1975]].<ref>{{cite web |title =WHA Yearly Standings|url =http://www.whahockey.com/whayearlystandings.html|publisher =WHA Hockey|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Two years later, in [[1979-80 NHL season|1979]], they entered the NHL, along with the WHA's [[Edmonton Oilers]], [[Hartford Whalers]], and [[Winnipeg Jets]].<ref>{{cite web |title =From the WHA to the NHL |url =http://www.nhl.com/history/062279.html|publisher =NHL|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref>
 
After making the postseason for seven consecutive years, from [[1980-81 NHL season|1981]] to [[1986-87 NHL season|1987]], the Nordiques fell into the league's basement.<ref name="nordiquesrecord">{{cite web |title =Quebec Nordiques Almanac|url =http://www.nordiquespreservation.com/record.html|publisher =Nordiques Preservation|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> In [[1991 NHL Entry Draft|1991]], for the third straight draft, Quebec had the first overall selection.<ref>{{cite web |title =NHL Entry Draft First Round Selections 1980-89|url =http://www.nhl.com/futures/firstround80_89.html#89|publisher =NHL|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref><ref>{{cite web |title =NHL Entry Draft First Round Selections 1990-99|url =http://www.nhl.com/futures/firstround90_99.html|publisher =NHL|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Although [[Eric Lindros]], the draft's top-ranked player, had made it clear he did not wish to play for the Nordiques, they drafted him anyway.<ref>{{cite news |title =A look back: 1991|url =http://www.nhl.com/futures/2006draft/lookback_91_053106.html|author =Roarke,Shawn P.|publisher =NHL|date =2006-05-31|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Lindros did not even wear the jersey for the press photographs, only holding it when it was presented to him.<ref name="lindrosnhl">{{cite news |title =As expected, Quebec selects Lindros No.1|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=NewsLibrary&p_multi=DSNB&d_place=DSNB&p_theme=newslibrary2&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0F360039496DAD62&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =1991-06-23|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> On advice from his mother, Lindros refused to sign a contract and began a holdout that would last over a year. On June 30, 1992, he was traded to the [[Philadelphia Flyers]] in exchange for five players, the rights to Swedish prospect [[Peter Forsberg]], two first-round draft picks, and $15 million ([[United States dollar|USD]]).<ref>{{cite web |title =Eric Lindros profile|url =http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app?service=page&page=PlayerDetail&playerId=8458515&tab=crst|publisher =NHL|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> The Lindros trade is seen (at least in hindsight) as one of the most one-sided deals in NHL history, and a major foundation for the Nordiques/Avalanche franchise successes over the next decade<ref>{{cite news |title =A Franchise deal. Lindros trade laid foundation for Nordiques/Avalanche drive to berth in Stanley Cup Final|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=RM&p_theme=rm&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB4E536B44A621D&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =Benton, Jim|publisher =Rocky Mountain News|date =1996-06-06|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> and turned the Nordiques from one of the weakest teams in the NHL to a Stanley Cup contender almost overnight. In the first season after the trade, the [[1992-93 NHL season]], the Nordiques reached the playoffs for the first time in six years and would do so two seasons later.
Janet, however, is trying to get back to normal after her recent holiday, during which she was rescued by Thermoman when a freak gust of wind blew her into the Grand Canyon.
 
While the team experienced on-ice success, the team was far less successful off the ice. Quebec City was the smallest market in the league and in 1995,<ref name="canadianencyc">{{cite news |title =Nordiques Move to Colorado|url =http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=M1ARTM0010425|author =Deacon, James|publisher =[[Maclean's]]|date =1995-05-06|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref> team owner [[Marcel Aubut]] asked for a bailout from Quebec's provincial government<ref>{{cite news |title =Quebec's Government Plans Bailout to keep Nordiques from moving|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=PD&s_site=twincities&p_multi=SP&p_theme=realcities&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB5DDC4964DA9E0&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =1994-04-09|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> as well as a new publicly funded arena.<ref name="canadianencyc"/> The bailout fell through and Aubut subsequently sold the team to a group of investors in [[Denver]].<ref>{{cite news |title =NHL's Nordiques sold, moving west to Denver \ Comsat Entertainment Group bought the team. Quebec had refused to fund a new hockey arena|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=PI&s_site=philly&p_multi=PI&p_theme=realcities&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB32BFD6ADCFF94&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =|publisher =Philadelphia Inquirer|date =1995-05-26|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> On May 1995, the COMSAT Entertainment Group, announced an agreement in principle to purchase the team.<ref name="mediaguidemisc">{{cite web |title =Miscellaneous/Community/Altitude|url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/PDF/321134_CA_MG_325-336.pdf|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref>. The deal became official on [[July 1]], [[1995]] and 12,000 season tickets were sold in the 37 days after the announcement of the move to Denver.<ref name="mediaguidemisc"/> The franchise was presented as the Colorado Avalanche on [[August 10]] [[1995]].<ref name="mediaguidemisc"/> They became the second NHL franchise to play in the city: the [[Colorado Rockies (NHL)|Colorado Rockies]] played in town from 1976 to 1982 when they moved to [[New Jersey]] to become the [[New Jersey Devils|Devils]].
Janet has fallen for Thermoman but never expects to see her superhero saviour again, so when an odd hypochondriac Irishman called George Sunday visits her at the health centre, she doesn't make the connection.
 
===Colorado Avalanche (1995-Present)===
===Episode 2 - Guess Who's Coming to Lunch?===
[[Image:Patrick_Roy_1999.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Goaltender [[Patrick Roy]], the winningest net minder in the NHL, played for the Avalanche from 1995-2003.]]
George Sunday has moved in with his new girlfriend, nurse Janet Dawkins, though why on earth she is attracted to the peculiar Irishman is beyond her colleagues.
 
====1995-2001====
Piers can't wait for Janet to introduce George to her parents, knowing that George is bound to make the wrong impression. Janet's mother, Ella, disapproves of everything Janet does and her father, Stanley, is [[pathologic]]ally protective of his little angel so, understandably, both George and Janet are very nervous when her parents arrive for Sunday lunch.
After buying the team, the COMSAT Entertainment Group organized its Denver sports franchises, the Avalanche and the [[Denver Nuggets]] under a separate subsidiary, Ascent Entertainment Group Inc., which went public in 1995, with 80% of its stocks bought by COMSAT and the other 20% to be available on [[NASDAQ]].<ref name="nuggetscompanyhistory">{{cite web |title =Denver Nuggets - Company History|url =http://www.fundinguniverse.com/company-histories/Denver-Nuggets-Company-History.html|publisher =Funding Universe|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref>
 
The Colorado Avalanche played their first game in the [[McNichols Sports Arena]] in [[Denver]] on [[October 6]], [[1995]] winning 3-2 against the Detroit Red Wings.<ref>{{cite web |title = October 6, 1995 - Detroit Red Wings vs. Colorado Avalanche gamesheet|url =http://www.avalanchedb.com/gamesheets/95-96/199501.htm|publisher =Colorado Avalanche Database|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> Led by [[Captain (ice hockey)|captain]] [[Joe Sakic]], forward [[Peter Forsberg]], and defenseman [[Adam Foote]] on the ice and [[Pierre Lacroix]] as the [[General Manager (ice hockey)|general manager]] and [[Marc Crawford]] as the [[head coach]], the Avalanche got stronger when former [[Montreal Canadiens]] goalie [[Patrick Roy]] joined the team. Feeling humiliated for being left in the net after having let in 9 goals in 26 shots during a Canadiens game against the Red Wings, Roy joined the Avalanche on [[December 6]] [[1995]], together with ex-Montreal captain [[Mike Keane]] in a trade for [[Jocelyn Thibault]], [[Martin Rucinsky]] and [[Andrei Kovalenko]].<ref>{{cite news |title =Roy gets call he's in Hall|url =http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/nhl/article/0,2777,DRMN_23920_4810040,00.html|author =Sadowski, Rick|publisher =Rocky Mountain News|date =2006-06-29|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Roy would prove a pivotal addition for Colorado in the years to come.
George is under strict instructions to try to behave 'normally', but he can't resist helping to cook the chicken and heat the soup with his breath. After that disaster, George decides not to use his special powers to extinguish the burning oven gloves ...
 
The Avalanche finished the regular season with a 47-25-10 record for 104 points, won the [[Pacific Division (NHL)|Pacific Division]] and finished second in the [[Western Conference (NHL)|Western Conference]]. Colorado progressed to the playoffs and won the series against the [[Vancouver Canucks]], the [[Chicago Blackhawks]] and [[Presidents' Trophy]] winners Detroit Red Wings. In the [[Stanley Cup]] [[Stanley Cup Final|Final]], the Avalanche met the [[Florida Panthers]], who were also in their first Stanley Cup final. The Avalanche swept the series 4-0. In Game Four, during the third [[overtime (ice hockey)|overtime]] and after more than 100 minutes of play with no goals, defenseman [[Uwe Krupp]] scored to claim the franchise's first Cup.<ref>{{cite news |title =No stopping the Avalanche - Colorado completes Cup sweep of Panthers with 3OT victory|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=SAEC&p_theme=saec&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB03D7A86BE23F7&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =Ulman, Howard|publisher =Associated Press|date =1996-06-11|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> [[Joe Sakic]] was the playoff's scoring leader with 34 points (18 goals and 16 assists) and won the [[Conn Smythe Trophy]], awarded to the most valuable player to his team during the playoffs. The 1996 Stanley Cup was the first major professional championship won by a Denver team.<ref name="mediaguidemisc"/> With the Stanley Cup win, [[Russia]]ns [[Alexei Gusarov]] and [[Valeri Kamensky]] and Swede Peter Forsberg became members of the [[Triple Gold Club]], the exclusive group of ice hockey players who have won [[Ice hockey at the Olympic Games|Olympic gold]], [[Ice Hockey World Championship|World Championship gold]], and the Stanley Cup.<ref name="triplegoldclub">{{cite web |title =Triple Gold Club|url =http://www.iihf.com/archive/TGC.pdf|publisher =[[International Ice Hockey Federation]]|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref>
===Episode 3 - Mission Impossible===
Thermoman is called upon to save Grimsby from being destroyed by an abandoned Russian space station. Unfortunately, he has his own domestic disaster to deal with first: he's gotten Marmite over the front of his Thermo-uniform.
 
In [[1996-97 NHL season|1996-97]], Colorado won, not only their Pacific Division, but the [[Presidents' Trophy]] as well for finishing the regular season with the best record of the entire league: 49-24-9 for 107 points. The team was also the league's best scoring with an average of 3.38 goals scored per game. The Avalanche met the two lowest seeds of the Western Conference in the first two rounds of the playoffs: the [[Chicago Blackhawks]] and the [[Edmonton Oilers]], who were beaten 4-2 and 4-1. During a rematch of the previous year Conference Final, the Avalanche lost against the Detroit Red Wings in a 4-2 series. The Red Wings went on to sweep the Stanley Cup final just as Colorado had done the year before. [[Sandis Ozolinsh]] was elected for the league's first all-star team at the end of the season.
Janet insists on washing his costume, which not only makes him late for his rescue mission but makes him itch like crazy due to an allergic reaction to the washing powder. Piers becomes suspicious when George appears in his surgery scratching all over, shortly before a news bulletin mentions Thermoman scratching himself.
 
In 1997, financial problems led to the selling of the Ascent Entertainment by COMSAT to the AT&T's Liberty Media Group for $755 million. Liberty put its sports assets immediately for sale.<ref name="nuggetscompanyhistory"/>
===Episode 4 - Thermoman's Greatest Challenge===
Thermoman's repeated visits to the health centre to save Janet from a wasp sting or a spider are baffling patients and staff.
 
In the following season, Colorado won the Pacific Division with a 39-26-17 record for 95 points. The Avalanche sent the largest delegation of the NHL to the [[1998 Winter Olympics]] [[Ice hockey at the 1998 Winter Olympics|ice hockey tournament]] in [[Nagano]], [[Japan]]: 10 players representing 7 countries and coach [[Marc Crawford]] for Canada.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche blame Olympics for slide that won't stop|url =http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_n44_v222/ai_21251719|author =Elliott, Helene|publisher =[[Sporting News|The Sporting News]]|date =1998-11-02|accessdate =2007-07-16}}</ref> [[Milan Hejduk]] won the Gold Medal for [[Czech national ice hockey team|Czech Republic]], Alexei Gusarov and Valeri Kamensky got the Silver Medal for [[Russian national ice hockey team|Russia]] and [[Jari Kurri]] won the Bronze Medal for [[Finnish national men's ice hockey team|Finland]].<ref name="recordbook">{{cite web |title =Franchise Records|url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/PDF/321134_CA_MG_163-220.pdf|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> Colorado lost in their first playoff round against the [[Edmonton Oilers]] in a 7 game series, after having led the series 3-1. [[Peter Forsberg]] was the league's second highest scorer in the regular season with 91 points (25 goals and 66 assists) and was elected for the league's first all star team. After the end of the season, head coach Marc Crawford rejected the team's offer of a two-year deal.<ref>{{cite news |title =Crawford Bows Out - Avalanche Coach turns down team's offer of two-year deal|url =http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P1-7034317.html|author =Sadowski, Rick|publisher =[[Rocky Mountain News]]|date =1998-05-28|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> [[Bob Hartley]] was hired to the head coach position in June 1998.
Piers thinks he has made a new celebrity friend and invites him to be guest of honour at the fund-raising party he has organized to boost his own public image. Janet's parents insist both George and Janet attend the party so that George can personally thank Thermoman for saving Janet from falling into the Grand Canyon. Not easy given that George IS Thermoman.
 
In [[1998-99 NHL season|1998-99]], with the addition of the [[Nashville Predators]] to the league, the NHL realigned their divisions and the Colorado Avalanche were put in the new [[Northwest Division (NHL)|Northwest Division]]. Despite a slow 2-6-1 start, Colorado finished with a 44-28-10 record for 98 points, won the Northwest Division and finished second in the Western Conference. After beating the [[San Jose Sharks]] and the [[Detroit Red Wings]] in the first two rounds, Colorado met Presidents' Trophy winners [[Dallas Stars]] in the Conference Final, where they lost after a seven game series. Peter Forsberg was again elected to the league's first all-star team and [[Chris Drury]] won the [[Calder Memorial Trophy]] for the best rookie of the season. Together with [[Milan Hejduk]], both were elected for the [[NHL All-Rookie Team]] at the end of the season.
===Episode 5 - Old Man Riverdance===
George receives a visit from his father, the original Thermoman, who now resides in a home for retired superheroes in Florida.
 
It was in the [[1999-2000 NHL season|1999-2000 season]] that the Colorado Avalanche played their first game in the new [[Pepsi Center]], that cost 160 million [[US dollars]].<ref name="ksepepsicenter">{{cite web |title =KSE/Pepsi Center|url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/PDF/321134_CA_MG_299-312.pdf|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|accessdate =2007-06-13}}</ref> Milan Hejduk scored the first goal of a 2-1 victory against the [[Boston Bruins]] on [[October 13]] [[1999]].<ref>{{cite web |title =2001 NHL All-Star Game - Pepsi Center Facts|url =http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/nhl/2001/all_star/pepsi_center/|publisher =[[Sports Illustrated]]|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The Avalanche finished the season with a 42-28-11-1 record for 96 points and won the Northwest Division. Between [[January 10]] and [[February 7]], the Avalanche had their longest winning streak ever with 12 games.<ref name="recordbook"/> Before the playoffs, the Avalanche strengthened their defense for a run towards the Stanley Cup. On March 6, [[1999-2000 NHL season|2000]], the [[Boston Bruins]] traded future [[Hockey Hall of Fame]]r defenseman [[Ray Bourque]] and [[Forward (ice hockey)|forward]] [[Dave Andreychuk]] to Colorado for [[Brian Rolston]], [[Martin Grenier]], [[Samuel Pahlsson]], and a first-round draft pick. Bourque, who had been a Bruin since [[1979-80 NHL season|1979-80]], requested a trade to a contender for one last shot at a Stanley Cup.<ref name="bourque">{{cite news |title =For Bourque, at long last Stanley!|url =http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=290833|author =Roarke, Shawn P.|publisher =[[National Hockey League|NHL]]|date =2007-03-22|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> However, and just as the year before, Colorado lost in the Conference Final against the Dallas Stars in a seven game series after beating both the Phoenix Coyotes and the Detroit Red Wings in 4-1 series. [[Joe Sakic]] won the [[Lester B. Pearson Award]] for the outstanding player of the regular season, elected by the members of the [[NHL Players Association]].
George's father, Seamus ([[Peadar Lamb]]), is unhappy that his son is cohabiting with an Earth girl. Apart from the smell, she is interfering with his work.
 
In July 2000, after years of intrigue and several failed negotiations, the Avalanche, the Denver Nuggets and the Pepsi Center were finally bought by business [[entrepreneur]] and [[Wal-Mart]] heir [[E. Stanley Kroenke|Stan Kroenke]] in a $450 million deal. Liberty retained only 6.5% stake of the sports franchises. The deal included a guarantee to the city of Denver that the teams would not be relocated for at least 25 years. After the deal, Kroenke organized his sports assets under Kroenke Sports Enterprises.<ref name="nuggetscompanyhistory"/>
Having given the couple two days to try to prove him wrong, Janet has a plan: Seamus should meet her parents!
 
The [[2000-01 NHL season|2000-01]] season was the best season the team has ever had. The Avalanche won the Northwest Division and captured their second Presidents' Trophy after having finished the regular season with 52-16-10-4 for 118 points. Joe Sakic finished the regular season with 118 points (54 goals and 64 assists), only three behind [[Jaromir Jagr]]'s 121 points. On [[February 4]], [[2001]], the Colorado Avalanche hosted the [[51st National Hockey League All-Star Game|51st NHL All-Star Game]]. [[Patrick Roy]], Ray Bourque and Joe Sakic played for the North America team, who won 14-12 against the World team, that featured Milan Hejduk and Peter Forsberg. All but Hejduk were part of the starting lineups.<ref name="recordbook"/> Before the playoffs, the Avalanche acquired star defenseman [[Rob Blake]] and center [[Steven Reinprecht]] from the [[Los Angeles Kings]] in exchange for [[Adam Deadmarsh]], [[Aaron Miller]] and their first-round [[2001 NHL Entry Draft|2001 Draft]] pick.<ref>{{cite news |title =Kings take Avs' Aulin to complete Blake trade|url =http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-72313179.html|author =Sadowski, Rick|publisher =Rocky Mountain News|date =2001-03-23|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> In the playoffs, Colorado swept their Conference Quarterfinal against the [[Vancouver Canucks]]. In the Conferece Semifinal, the Avalanche won the [[Los Angeles Kings]] in a seven game series, after having wasted a 3-1 lead. After the last game of the series, Peter Forsberg underwent surgery to remove a [[ruptured spleen|ruptured]] [[spleen]] and it was announced that he would not play until the following season. The injury was a huge upset for the team; former NHL goaltender [[Darren Pang]] considered it "devastating (...) to the Colorado Avalanche".<ref>{{cite news |title =Doctor: Full recovery is expected|url =http://espn.go.com/nhl/playoffs2001/2001/0510/1194333.html|author =[[Associated Press]]|publisher =[[ESPN]]|date =2001-05-10|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The team would overcome Forsberg's injury: in the Conference Final, Colorado won the [[St. Louis Blues]] in 4-1 series and progressed to the Stanley Cup Final, where they faced the [[New Jersey Devils]], the Stanley Cup holders. The Avalanche won the series 4-3, after winning the last game at the [[Pepsi Center]] 3-1. After being handed the Cup from [[NHL Commissioner]] [[Gary Bettman]], captain Joe Sakic immediately turned, and gave it to Ray Bourque, capping off Bourque's 22-year career with his only championship.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche beat Devils to capture Stanley Cup|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/cup01/games/2001-06-09-njcol.htm|author =Allen, Kevin|publisher =USA Today|date =2001-06-10|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Joe Sakic was the playoffs leading scorer with 26 points (13 goals and 13 assists). He won the [[Hart Memorial Trophy]], given to the league's most valuable player during the regular season, the [[Lady Byng Memorial Trophy]], awarded to the player that has shown the best sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct combined with performance in play, the Lester B. Pearson Award and shared the [[NHL Plus/Minus Award]] with [[Patrik Elias]] of the Devils. Patrick Roy won the [[Conn Smythe Trophy]], awarded to the playoffs' most valuable player. [[Shjon Podein]] was awarded the [[King Clancy Memorial Trophy]] for significant humanitarian contributions to his community, namely his work on charitable organizations and his own children's foundation.<ref>{{cite web |title =2000-01 King Clancy Memorial Trophy - Podein, Shjon|url =http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/SilverwareTrophyWinner.jsp?tro=KCT&year=2000-01|publisher =Legends of Hockey|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> Ray Bourque and Joe Sakic were elected to the league's first all-star team; Rob Blake was elected to the second all-star team.
===Episode 6 - The Party's Over===
Janet is turning 30 and George plans a surprise party for her, which proves to be a slightly confusing concept for a superhero. Will he be able to keep the party a secret? Meanwhile, Janet spends time with George's cousin Arnie, Tyler hits on Mrs Raven and Piers has hired a girl from the TV studio to be his 'date', claiming that it's part of a television project
 
====2001-present====
==Series 2==
[[Image:Avslineup.jpeg|right|thumb|250px|Avalanche players warming up in 2006]]
=== Episode 1 - Christmas ===
The Avalanche have failed to reach the Stanley Cup Finals since 2001. In the [[2001-02 NHL season|2001-02 season]], the team finished the regular season with 99 points of a 45-28-8-1 record and won the Northwest Division. Colorado had the league's lowest goals conceded: 169, which makes an average per game of 2.06. The NHL season was interrupted once again for the [[2002 Winter Olympics]], in [[Salt Lake City]], [[Utah]]. The Colorado Avalanche had 9 players representing 6 countries. [[Canadian national men's hockey team|Canada]] won the [[Ice hockey at the 2002 Winter Olympics|ice hockey tournament]] and [[Rob Blake]], [[Adam Foote]] and [[Joe Sakic]] won Gold medals. [[American national men's hockey team|American]] [[Chris Drury]] got a silver medal.<ref name="recordbook"/> With the win, Blake and Sakic became members of the [[Triple Gold Club]].<ref name="triplegoldclub"/> After advancing through the first two rounds of the playoffs with a 4-2 series win against the [[Vancouver Canucks]] and a 4-3 series win against the [[San Jose Sharks]], the Avalanche met their rivals of the [[Detroit Red Wings]] in the playoffs for the 5th time in 7 years. In a seven game series, Colorado had a 3-2 lead after five games, but lost Game 6 at home 2-0 and then the Red Wings won the deciding game at home 7-0. Like in 1997, Detroit went on to win the Stanley Cup. [[Patrick Roy]] won the [[William M. Jennings Trophy]], given to the goaltenders of the team with fewest goals scored against. Roy was elected for the league's first all-star team, together with Joe Sakic; Rob Blake was elected for the second all-star team.
George tries to get into the spirit of Christmas by creeping into the houses of Janet's parents, Mrs Raven, and her boss Piers on Christmas Eve dressed as Santa to leave them all presents.
 
The following season, [[2002-03 NHL Season|2002-03]], saw the Avalanche claim the NHL record for most consecutive division titles, nine,<ref name="divtitrec">The 1994-95 Division title was won while the franchise was still in Quebec and together with the 8 titles the Avalanche won between 1995-96 and 2002-03 makes the record number of 9 consecutive division titles</ref> breaking the [[Montreal Canadiens]] streak of eight, won between 1974 and 1982.<ref>{{cite news |title =NHL Hockey: Colorado Avalanche Team Report|url =http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-99870515.html|author =|publisher =[[The Sports Network]]|date =2003-04-10|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The division title came after a bad start by the team, that led to the exit of head coach [[Bob Hartley]], in December.<ref>{{cite news |title =Roy, Avs put clamps on Red Wings|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/games/2003-02-06-avalanche-redwings_x.htm|author =Allen, Kevin|publisher =[[USA Today]]|date =2003-02-06|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> General Manager [[Pierre Lacroix]] promoted assistant coach [[Tony Granato]] to the head coach position.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avs bench change: Hartley out, Granato in|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/nhl/avalanche/2002-12-18-hartley_x.htm|author =Brehm, Mike|publisher =[[USA Today]]|date =2002-18-12|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The team's playoff spot seemed in doubt, at one point, but the Avalanche managed to finish with 105 points, ahead of the division rivals Vancouver Canucks by one. The race to the title was exciting, namely the second-to-last game of the season, as the Avalanche needed to win the game to stay in the race, and [[Milan Hejduk]] scored with 10 seconds left in overtime to beat the [[Anaheim Ducks|Anaheim]].<ref>{{cite news |title = Colorado 4, Anaheim 3|url = http://sportsline.com/nhl/gamecenter/recap/NHL_20030404_COL@ANA|author =| publisher =CBS Sportsline|dateG=2003-04-05|accessdate =2007-05-06}}</ref> The title was guaranteed in the final day of the regular season, when the Avalanche won the [[St. Louis Blues]] 5-2 and the Vancouver Canucks lost against the [[Los Angeles Kings]] 2-0.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche win game, Northwest; Hejduk gets 50th|url =http://sportsline.com/nhl/gamecenter/recap/NHL_20030406_STL@COL|author =|publisher =CBS Sportsline|date =2003-04-06|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> In the playoffs, the Avalanche blew a 3-1 series lead over the [[Minnesota Wild]], and lost in overtime of Game 7 to be eliminated from the first round of the playoffs.<ref>{{cite news |title = Minnesota 3, Colorado 2|url =http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/nhl/recaps/2003/04/22/col_min/|author =|publisher =Sports Illustrated|dateG=2003-04-22|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Peter Forsberg won the [[Art Ross Trophy]] for the leading scorer of the regular season, which he finished with 106 points (29 goals, 77 assists). Forsberg also won the [[Hart Memorial Trophy]] for the regular season's most valuable player and shared the [[NHL Plus/Minus Award]] with teammate [[Milan Hejduk]]. Hejduk scored 50 goals to win the [[Maurice 'Rocket' Richard Trophy]] for the best goalscorer of the regular season. Forsberg was elected to the league's first all-star team; Hejduk was elected to the second all-star team.
This doesn't go down as well as he had planned, and Christmas dinner is a bit of a miserable affair until George appears with the real Father Christmas who has a special present for everyone (Except Piers, who, thinking it was a joke, only asked for a jigsaw puzzle While Tyler got Two First Class tickets to the Caribbean that he wanted).
 
After that season, Patrick Roy retired and the Avalanche signed star wingers [[Paul Kariya]] and [[Teemu Selänne|Teemu Selanne]] from the [[Anaheim Ducks|Mighty Ducks of Anaheim]].<ref>{{cite news |title =Patrick Roy retires after 18 years|url =http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2003/05/28/roy_retires030528.html|author =|publisher =[[Canadian Broadcasting Corporation|CBC]]|date =2003-05-28|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref><ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche sign Kariya, Selanne to one-year deals|url =http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/news/2003/07/03/avs_signings_ap/|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2003-07-03|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Both failed to live up to the expectations: Kariya spent most of the [[2003-04 NHL season|2003-04 season]] injured and Selanne scored only 32 points (16 goals and 16 assists) in 78 games.<ref>{{cite news |title =Passion is back for Selanne|url =http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/sports_columnists/article/0,1299,DRMN_83_5422098,00.html|author =Sadowski, Rick|publisher =[[Rocky Mountain News]]|date =2007-03-16|accessdate =2007-05-17}}</ref> Having "nine elite players"<ref>{{cite news |title =2003-2004 NHL Season Preview: Colorado Avalanche|url =http://proicehockey.about.com/cs/nhlseasonpreview/a/03_04avalanche.htm|author =Fitzpatrick, Jamie|publisher =[[About.com]]|date =2003-09-02|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref>, "the most talented top six forwards on one team since the days of the [[Edmonton Oilers]]"<ref>{{cite news |title =Avs' silver lining has a cloud|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?page=2003pvw/col|author =Heika, Mike|publisher =[[ESPN]]|date =2003-09-24|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> was not good enough as the franchise failed to win the Northwest division title, ending the NHL record streak. The 40-22-13-7 record was good enough for 100 points, one less than the Northwest division winners Vancouver Canucks. Colorado won the Conference Quarterfinal against the [[Dallas Stars]] in a five game series, but lost in the Semifinal against the [[San Jose Sharks]] in a six game series. Joe Sakic became the only Avalanche player ever to be chosen as the All-Star Game Most Valuable Player during the [[54th National Hockey League All-Star Game|2004 NHL All-Star Game]], when he scored a [[hat-trick]]. Sakic was elected for the league's first all-star team at the end of the season and won the [[NHL/Sheraton Road Performer Award]].<ref name="recordbook"/>
===Episode 2 - Parents===
George ruins Janet's parents' amateur dramatic performance, so Janet tries to deflect their anger by telling them the truth— that he is really superhero Thermoman. Although Janet's mum and dad now love him- Stanley introducing George to the fun of model trains while Ella tells Piers that George is the best boyfriend they could wish for- life gets more complicated when everyone knows. Things get particularly bad when Mrs Raven tries to offer George her body, dressed as Marilyn Monroe, which gives Piers ideas that she is attracted to ''him''. Fortunately, George erases her memory of the experience, and she subsequently breaks Piers' jaw in six places when he attempts to come on to her (''After'' she's forgotten she ever dressed like that in the first place)
 
The [[2004-05 NHL season]] was canceled due to an [[2004-05 NHL lockout|unresolved lockout]]. During the lockout, many Avalanche players played in European leagues.<ref name="nhleuropelockout">{{cite web|url=http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/feature/?fid=9951&hubname=|title=NHLers in Europe|publisher=TSN|accessdate=2006-10-31}}</ref> [[David Aebischer]] returned home with [[Alex Tanguay]] to play for [[Switzerland|Swiss]] club [[Hockey Club Lugano|HC Lugano]]; Milan Hejduk and Peter Forsberg returned to their former teams in their native countries, [[HC Pardubice]] and [[MODO Hockey]]. Other nine players of the Avalanche 2003-04 roster played in European league during the lockout.<ref name="nhleuropelockout"/>
=== Episode 3 - Girlfriend ===
Disaster strikes at the heart of Thermoman's domestic bliss when his long-lost fiancée, Xil, arrives from Ultron. Janet is horrified to learn that George is bound by Ultron law to marry her, but she is determined not to lose her man. Eventually, it turns out that Xil is actually Arnie's fiance, and flees Earth to avoid having to marry him.
 
After the [[2004-05 NHL lockout]] and the implementation of a salary cap, the Avalanche were forced to let go some of their top players. Peter Forsberg and Adam Foote were lost to free agency in order to save some room in the cap for Joe Sakic and Rob Blake.<ref>{{cite news |title =Sakic, Blake to stay; Forsberg, Foote up in air|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=2116068|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2005-07-26|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Although the salary cap was a blow to one of the biggest spenders of the league,<ref>{{cite news |title =Winners, losers, undecided in wake of free-agent frenzy|url =http://www.sportsline.com/nhl/story/8790788|author =Goldstein, Wes|publisher =CBS Sportsline|date =2005-08-31|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> the Colorado Avalanche finished the [[2005-06 NHL season|2005-06 regular season]] with a 43-30-9 record for 95 points, good enough to finish second in the Northwest division, seven behind the [[Calgary Flames]] and tied with the Edmonton Oilers. The league stopped in February for the [[2006 Winter Olympics]] in [[Torino]], [[Italy]]. The Avalanche sent an NHL leading 11 players from 8 countries.<ref>{{cite news |title =East's snubs wait for
Xil is played by [[Kate Robbins]], the sister of [[Amy Robbins]], the famous Liverpudlian [[comedian]].
their Olympic chances|url =http://www.nhl.com/features/east/east_notebook122705.html|author =Gormley, Chuck|publisher =NHL|date =2005-12-27|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> [[Finnish national men's ice hockey team|Finnish]] [[Antti Laaksonen]] got the silver medal, while [[Ossi Väänänen|Ossi Vaananen]] ended up not playing due to an injury; [[Czech national ice hockey team|Czech]] Milan Hejduk won a bronze medal.<ref name="recordbook"/> In the NHL playoffs, Colorado beat the team with the 2nd best record in the Western Conference, the Dallas Stars, in a five game series. In the Conference Semifinals, the Avalanche were swept for the first time ever, by the [[Mighty Ducks of Anaheim]]. The day after the loss, [[Pierre Lacroix]], who had been the General Manager of the franchise since 1994 when they were in Quebec, resigned and [[François Giguère|Francois Giguere]] was hired.<ref>{{cite news |title =Lacroix steps down as Colorado GM|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/nhl/avalanche/2006-05-12-lacroix-resigns_x.htm|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2006-05-12|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref><ref>{{cite news |title =Avs hire Giguere as team's general manager|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=2456902|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2006-05-24|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> Lacroix remains to this day as President of the franchise.<ref>{{cite web |title =Pierre Lacroix Profile|url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/Team/StaffBio.aspx?SID=7|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|accessdate =2007-02-25}}</ref>
 
By the beginning of the [[2006-07 NHL season|2006-07 season]] Joe Sakic and Milan Hejduk were the only two remaining members from the 2001 Stanley Cup winning squad. Joe Sakic is the only player left from the team's days in Quebec (though Hejduk was drafted by the Nordiques), but [[Paul Stastny]], son of Nordiques legend [[Peter Stastny]], also provides a link to the past. The Avalanched missed the playoffs for the first time in their history. The team had a 15-2-2 run in the last 19 games of the season to keep their playoffs hopes alive until the penultimate day of the season. A 4-2 loss against the [[Nashville Predators]] on April 7, with Peter Forsberg assisting the game winning goal scored by Paul Kariya, knocked Colorado out of the playoff race.<ref>{{cite news |title =Predators 4, Avalanche 2|url =http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app?service=page&page=Recap&gameNumber=1225&season=20062007&gameType=2|author =|publisher =[[Associated Press]]|date =2007-04-07|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> The team won the last game of the season against the Calgary Flames on the following day and finished 4th in the Northwest Division and 9th in the Western Conference with a 44-31-7 record for 95 points, one less than the eight seed Calgary. During that last game of the season, Joe Sakic scored a goal and two assists and became the second-oldest player in NHL history to reach 100 points, behind only [[Gordie Howe]], who had 103 points at age 40 in the 1968-69 season.<ref>{{cite news |title =Avalanche 6, Flames 3|url =http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app?service=page&page=Recap&gameNumber=513&season=20062007&gameType=2|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2007-04-08|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> Until the Avalanche's 2006-2007 season, no team in the history of the NHL had ever made it to 95 points without earning a spot in the playoffs.<ref>{{cite news |title = Avs Win Season Finale |url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/GameDay/BoxScore.aspx?PGID=93&NID=893|author =|publisher =Associated Press|date =2007-04-08|accessdate =2007-06-17}}</ref> In the [[Eastern Conference (NHL)|Eastern Conference]], three teams progressed to the [[2007 NHL playoffs|playoffs]] with less than 95 points: the [[New York Rangers]] (94), the [[Tampa Bay Lightning]] (93), and the [[New York Islanders]] (92).
The episode is notable for its use of [[bondage (BDSM)|bondage]]-like [[latex]] clothing; for the duration of the episode, Xil wears this attire.
 
===EpisodeRivalry 4with -the CarDetroit Red Wings===
In [[1995-96 NHL season|1996]], the Colorado Avalanche met the [[Detroit Red Wings]] in the Western Conference Finals and won the series 4-2. During Game 6, as Red Wings player [[Kris Draper]] was skating toward the bench, he was checked into the boards face-first by Avalanche player [[Claude Lemieux]].<ref name="bloodfeud">{{cite book | last =Dater| first = Adrian| title =Blood Feud: Detroit Red Wings vs. Colorado Avalanche| publisher =Taylor Trade Publishing| date =2006| url =http://www.denverpost.com/books/ci_5106839| isbn =1589793196}}</ref> As a result, Draper had to undergo facial reconstructive surgery, and had to have his jaw wired shut for five weeks.<ref name="avsrw10y">{{cite news |title =Happy anniversary to Red Wings, Avalanche|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=neumann/070326|author =Neumann, Thomas|publisher =ESPN|date =2007-03-26|accessdate =2007-03-27}}</ref> After the incident, Lemieux received many threats from Red Wings players and fans, including goalie [[Chris Osgood]].<ref name="bloodfeud"/>
Thermoman's defrocked superhero cousin wants his powers back. George agrees to intercede with the Ultron High Council on condition that Arnie behaves himself and will take care of saving the world while George saves up for a car for Janet, her parents having become angry at George's inablity to provide for his girlfriend.
 
In the following season, in the last regular season meeting between the Avalanche and Red Wings on March 26, 1997, a brawl known as [[Brawl in Hockeytown]] broke out. The game ended with 9 fights, 11 goals, 39 penalties, 148 penalty minutes, one hat-trick (by [[Valeri Kamensky]]) and a goalie fight between Stanley Cup champion goalies [[Patrick Roy]] and [[Mike Vernon]].<ref name="avsrw10y"/> Claude Lemieux was one of the players singled out by the Red Wings players.<!--needs to be reworded, but I'm not sure how.--> The Red Wings ended up winning the game in overtime 6-5.<ref name="avsrw10y"/> Both teams met again in the Conference Finals that season, with the Red Wings emerging victorious, and going on to win the Stanley Cup. In the following five years, the Avalanche and the Red Wings met three times in the playoffs, with Colorado winning the first two and losing the last.
Sadly though, temptation is too much for Arnie, and when he steals the Crown Jewels things have to revert to the way they were. However, George is still able to acquire the car; thanks to the new success of his health food shop, Piers found his career threatened, so gives George the money to make him stop.
 
This rivalry is often considered one of the most intense rivalries in the NHL by the press and fans.<ref>{{cite news |title =Part II -- Top rivalries|url =http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/preview2005/news/story?id=2172427|author =|publisher =ESPN|date =2005-10-29|accessdate =2007-03-27}}</ref>
Meanwhile, Mrs Raven and Arnie start 'dating' (In a sense; their 'relationship' is mainly based on them constantly insulting each other).
 
===Episode 5The sell-out Nemesisstreak===
After a record 487 consecutive games, the NHL's longest consecutive attendance sellout ended with the Avalanche on [[October 16]], [[2006]], after a reported attendance of 17,681, which is 326 under capacity at the [[Pepsi Center]] before a game against the [[Chicago Blackhawks]]. The streak began on [[November 9]], [[1995]], the Avalanche's eighth [[regular season]] home game during the [[1995-96 NHL season]], before a sellout of 16,061 at the [[McNichols Sports Arena]] versus the [[Dallas Stars]].<ref>{{cite news |title =Avs see sellout streak get away|url =http://www.denverpost.com/avalanche/ci_4503924|author =Frei, Terry|publisher =Denver Post|date =2006-10-17|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> The Avalanche recorded their 500th home sellout in their 515th game in Denver on [[January 20]] [[2007]], against the [[Detroit Red Wings]], a game the Avs would win 3-2.<ref>{{cite news |title = Avalanche Reaches 500th Sellout In Denver |url =http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/News/NewsDetails.aspx?NID=780|author =|publisher =Colorado Avalanche|date =2006-01-20|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref>
A vengeful schoolmate, Rovi, comes to Earth intent on making George (aka Thermoman) miserable because he believes that George ruined his life at school by stealing his girlfriend Matilda.
 
==Team colors and jersey==
First he takes over Piers's body and takes over as the world's superero, and then makes Janet fall in love with him (Using a new power called 'Super-Attraction). For a moment, George thinks about abandoning his role as Thermoman, but a talk with Tyler encourages him to try and fight back. In a desperate attempt to win Janet back, Thermoman issues the terrible challenge of Chang-Ching (Basically a version of "Rock Paper Scissors"; the consequences of refusing the challenge involve being sent off to the four corners of the galaxy in four seperate boxes). At the last minute, George manages to break Rovi's hold over Janet, allowing her to let George know what 'move' Rovi is about to use and thus winning the contest.
[[Image:Colorado-alternate.gif|thumb|left|100px|Avalanche's alternate logo: the foot of Howler]]
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The Colorado Avalanche logo is composed by a [[Burgundy (color)|burgundy]] letter '''''A''''' with snow wrapped around, similar to an [[avalanche]]. There is a hockey puck in the lower-right end of the snow, wrapping around the logo. Around the whole logo, there's a blue oval.
 
The team's alternate logo is the foot of Howler, and can be seen on the shoulders of the Avalanche's home and away jerseys.
===Episode 6 - Pregnant===
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When Janet discovers she is pregnant, Thermoman is over the moon and gives her special powers to protect herself and the unborn baby. Janet isn't keen at first, but as she gets used to being a superhero, she is even better at it than Thermoman! She decides to make George take the powers out of her after she finds out what an Ultron Mum is (e.g. like HER mum).
{{h3|Jerseys}}
[[Image:Avalanche200607jerseys.GIF|thumb|350px|right|Avalanche jerseys for the 2006-07 season: Home and away (top) and 3rd jersey (bottom)]]
The Avalanche jerseys have not changed since their first season in 1995. The team colors are burgundy, blue and white. The home jersey, which was the team's road jersey until 2003 when the [[National Hockey League|NHL]] decided to switch home and road jerseys,<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.statenews.com/article.phtml?pk=15112|title=NHL 'quacked' up with hockey jersey switch|first=Kristofer|last=Karol|publisher=[[State News]]|date=[[January 27]], [[2003]]|accessdate=2006-08-30}}</ref> is dominantly burgundy and dark blue in color. There are two black and white [[zigzag]] lines along the jersey, one in the shoulders, the other near the belly. Between them, the jersey is burgundy, outside those lines it is dark blue. Similar lines exist around the neck. The Avalanche logo is in the center of the jersey. On top of the shoulders, there is the alternate logo, one on each side. The away jersey is similar, just with different colors. The burgundy part on the home jersey is white on the away jersey, the light blue part is burgundy and the black and white lines became white and dark blue.
 
The Avalanche introduced a third jersey during the 2001-02 season.<ref>{{cite news |title =OILERS 4, AVALANCHE 1 "Third jersey' to make debut on Halloween|url =http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=DP&p_theme=dp&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EF431E783FCBE23&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM|author =Dater, Adrian|publisher =Denver Post|date =2001-10-19|accessdate =2007-03-26}}</ref> It is dominantly burgundy. "Colorado" is spelled in a diagonal across the jersey where the logo is on the other jerseys. From the belly down, three large horizontal stripes, the first and the last being black and the middle one being white. In the middle of the arms, there are 5 stripes, black, white and burgundy from the outside inside in both sides.
===Episode 7 - Wedding===
Janet's dad is insisting that her baby be born in wedlock, and Thermoman's bosses on Ultron are of the same mind; as a superhero George needs to set a positive example to the world. But as usual, things don't go smoothly for the world's favourite superhero as the baby starts to arrive during the marriage ceremony.
 
==SeriesSeasons 3and records==
===Episode 1 Season-by-season Baby Talkrecord===
''This is a partial list of the last five seasons completed by the Avalanche. For the full season-by-season history, see [[Colorado Avalanche seasons]]''
George and Janet's life is becoming more and more stressful when their new baby takes after George (Much to Janet's disappointment, as she feels as though the child has nothing from her).
 
'''''Note:''' GP = Games played, W = Wins, L = Losses, T = Ties, OTL = Overtime Losses, Pts = Points, GF = Goals for, GA = Goals against, PIM = Penalties in minutes''
The baby talks like an adult and flies like a turbo-charged bird. And to make matters worse, George is teaching him to sniff out tidal waves and forest fires! Janet's parents are due for a visit to meet their new grandchild — how will George and Janet keep the secret from them?
 
<small>Records as of April 9, 2007.</small><ref name="hockeydb">Hockeydb.com, [http://hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/teamseasons.php?tid=690 Colorado Avalanche season statistics and records]</ref>
Eventually, the baby flies out of the apartment until George and Janet will stop fighting to hide with Tyler. He also decides to pick his own name (Janet favoured 'Benjamin' and George favoured 'Pontius', but the baby decides he wants to be called 'Apollo 11' to represent the joining of two heavenly bodies).
 
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===Episode 2 - Zero Tolerance===
|- style="background-color:#dddddd;" |
Life at the health centre takes an unexpected turn when a gun-toting man shows up demanding access to the drug cabinet. Mrs Raven isn't given the chance to deal with this addict as George enters to save the day — and doesn't even have to call on Thermoman to do so!
|Season || GP || W || L || T || OTL || Pts || GF || GA || PIM || Finish || Playoffs
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| [[2001-02 NHL season|2001-02]] || 82 || 45 || 28 || 8 || 1 || 99 || 212 || 169 || 1007 || 1st, Northwest || Lost in Conference Finals, 3-4 ([[Detroit Red Wings|Red Wings]])
|- bgcolor="#eeeeee"
| [[2002-03 NHL season|2002-03]] || 82 || 42 || 19 || 13 || 8 || 105 || 251 || 194 || 1084 || 1st, Northwest || Lost in Conference Quarterfinals, 3-4 ([[Minnesota Wild|Wild]])
|-
| [[2003-04 NHL season|2003-04]] || 82 || 40 || 22 || 13 || 7 || 100 || 236 || 198 || 1293 || 2nd, Northwest || Lost in Conference Semifinals, 2-4 ([[San Jose Sharks|Sharks]])
|- bgcolor="#eeeeee"
| [[2004-05 NHL season|2004-05]] || colspan="11"| ''Season cancelled due to [[2004-05 NHL Lockout]]''
|-
| [[2005-06 NHL season|2005-06]]<sup>1</sup> || 82 || 43 || 30 || — || 9 || 95 || 283 || 257 || 1130 || 2nd, Northwest || Lost in Conference Semifinals, 0-4 ([[Mighty Ducks of Anaheim|Mighty Ducks]])
|- bgcolor="#eeeeee"
| [[2006-07 NHL season|2006-07]] || 82 || 44 || 31 || — || 7 || 95 || 272 || 251 || 864 ||4th, Northwest || Did not qualify
|}
 
:<sup>1</sup> <small>As of the [[2005-06 NHL season]], all games tied after regulation will be decided in a shootout; SOL (Shootout losses) will be recorded as OTL in the standings.</small>
Now George is known as the "local" hero — rather than a "super" hero. He is being celebrated all over town and asked to join the Neighborhood Watch Scheme by Janet's father. Will George's new-found popularity with his in-laws last?
 
===EpisodeFranchise 3 - Pet Rescueleaders===
''Note: This list does not include stats from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]).''
Janet's parents have the decorators in so Janet has offered to watch their dog, Biggles — something that George isn't too thrilled about.
<small>Records as of April 9, 2007.</small><ref name="avsdbrb">{{cite web |title =Regular Season Record Books|url =http://www.avalanchedb.com/recordbooks/regular/page1.htm|publisher =Colorado Avalanche Database|accessdate =2007-05-12}}</ref>
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{{h4|Regular season}}
*Games played: [[Joe Sakic]], 811
*Goals: Joe Sakic, 376
*Assists: Joe Sakic, 587
*Points: Joe Sakic, 963
*Penalty minutes: [[Adam Foote]], 809
*Wins: [[Patrick Roy]], 262
*Shutouts: Patrick Roy, 37
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{{h4|Playoffs}}
*Games played: Joe Sakic, 150
*Goals: Joe Sakic, 75
*Assists: [[Peter Forsberg]], 93
*Points: Joe Sakic, 167
*Penalty minutes: Adam Foote, 266
*Wins: Patrick Roy, 81
*Shutouts: Patrick Roy, 18
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===Franchise records===
But George is committed to bonding with Biggles, so he buys an ear-piece which allows him to talk to animals. George discovers that Biggles (whose real name is Malcolm) dislikes Ella and Stanley, he also explains the OTHER reason why dogs sniff bottoms. Thermoman goes on a mission to reunite Biggles with his mum and rescue him from a one-way trip to the vet. Eventually he reunites him dramaticly with his Mother and the next Morning at his door Malcolm's mum says that she was told by Malcolm he Ran a Pet Rescue Service and loads of animals are around her waiting in the morning.
''Note: This list does not include records from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]). Items in '''bold''' are NHL records.'' <small>Records as of April 9, 2007.</small><ref name="avsdbrb"/>
 
{{h4|Regular season}}
===Episode 4 - The Older Man===
*Most goals in a season: [[Joe Sakic]], 54 (2000-01)
It's George's birthday! At the age of 327, he's a mere spring chicken on the Planet Ultron. But the lease on George's earthly body has run out and he starts to look his real age quickly.
*Most assists in a season: [[Peter Forsberg]], 86 (1995-96)
*Most points in a season: Joe Sakic, 120 (1995-96)
*Most penalty minutes in a season: [[Chris Simon]], 250 (1995-96)
*Most game-winning goals in a season: Joe Sakic, 12 (2000-01)
*Most points in a season, rookie: [[Paul Stastny]], 78 (2006-07)
*'''NHL record longest points streak, rookie: Paul Stastny, 20 games (2006-07)'''
*'''NHL record most consecutive games played by a defenseman: [[Karlis Skrastins]], 495 games (2000-2007 - 270 with the Nashville Predators and 225 with the Avalanche)'''
*Best [[Plus/minus|+/-]] record in a season: [[Milan Hejduk]] and Peter Forsberg, +52 (2002-03)
*Most wins in a season: [[Patrick Roy]], 40 (2000-01)
*Most shutouts in a season: Patrick Roy, 9 (2001-02)
*Best goal against average in a season: Patrick Roy, 1.94 (2001-02)
 
{{h4|Playoffs}}
In a state of desperation (Particularly after Janet's parents walk in on her kissing George and Janet has to claim that she's having an affair with George's grandfather), George resorts to extreme measures in a bid to turn back the clock (Such as using time-bending tunnels to try and regress his age), eventually being forced to get a new body from the Ultron council.
*Most goals in a playoff season: Joe Sakic, 18 (1996)
*Most assists in a playoff season: Peter Forsberg, 18 (2002)
*Most points in a playoff season: Joe Sakic, 34 (1996)
*Most penalty minutes in a playoff season: [[Adam Foote]], 62 (1997)
 
{{h4|Team}}
Meanwhile, Piers hires a new nurse at the health centre to make up for the time Janet is missing due to her spending her time with Ollie, but the new nurse- Hayley- knows next to nothing about medicine, wants Janet to look at the old people and tries to make the centre more 'youth-orientated' with music posters.
*'''Most consecutive division titles (1994-5 through 2002-3), 9'''<ref name="divtitrec"/>
*Most points in a season: 118 (2000-01)
*Most wins in a season: 52 (2000-01)
*Most goals: 336 (1995-96)
*Largest margin of victory: 10 (Dec. 12, 1995 vs San Jose (12-2))
 
==Current roster==
===Episode 5 - Puttin' on the Writs===
<small>As of April 27th, [[2006-07 NHL season|2007]]. [http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/team/PlayersNumber.asp]</small>
It's just an ordinary morning in the supermarket parking lot — that is until Mrs Raven has a run-in with a stack of wayward trolleys and is pushed over the edge of a building.
 
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Once again, it is Thermoman to the rescue! But when he refuses Mrs Raven's kind offer of Battenberg cake in return for saving her life, retribution is swift; she claims to have been badly injured in his 'rescue attempt' and threatens to sue him.
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Meanwhile, Janet's father has had enough of Ella's nagging and has moved in with Tyler[ Who recently aquired a Pet Scorpion that is Harmless and dos not sting called Sammy Scorpion]. It appears to be a perfect arrangement but Ella misses the old fool — will that be enough to make her apologise for the first time? This Proves to be difficult when Stanly starts wearing filthy Cloths[ Being with tyler] and when Ella come over because George tries to get them together and before they Embrace Ella refuses to apologies unless Stanley Does so she leaves. But is Unaware that Sammy Scorpion has escaped and made his way into her handbag and then escapes to Piers' Office.....
|align=center|'''31'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|SVK}}
George tries to stop Mrs. Raven from Sueing him by Going over as Thermoman to the health Centre and Negoiates with her to drop the trial and it works..... Untill before he leaves she asks for a kiss and is about to kiss him but when he is turning around to avoid this but gives in and His Helmet knocks her out. this Results with the News Reporting her being seriously injured and the trial to proceed with.
|[[Peter Budaj]]
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2001 NHL Entry Draft|2001]]
|[[Banská Bystrica]], [[Czechoslovakia]]
 
|- bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Meanwhile while George is considering giving up being Thermoman and taking his gear to underneath the bed he Learns Stanley is Moving Out of Tyler but he dos not say where he will go.
|align=center|'''60'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Jose Theodore]]
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[2005-06 NHL season|2006]]
|[[Laval, Quebec]]
|}
 
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Later on at the Health Centre Sammy Scorpion Climbs on to mrs. Raven's Shoulder in Piers' Office and Janet and George see this and when He is about to explain that sammy is usless janet Interuppts saying Only Thermoman can save her. She then Beggs Them to Get Thermoman but they Say He Can't with him on Trial he cant aford another acident then she Promises to call of the trial aslong as someone saves her then George removes Sammy and she Realises it was a Trick and dosnt bother then calls of the Trial and Sammy is Returned to Tyler.
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|- bgcolor="#dddddd"
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
At Night When George is going to bed and turns over to Find STANLEY has moved in on the bed An Ella still wont Apologise then janet Comes in and George get out and tell Janet to Come with him to Get Sammy Scorpion
|align=center|'''2'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|USA}}
|[[Ken Klee]]
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2006]]
|[[Indianapolis, Indiana]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Presumably they used him on Ella and Threatened her to Apologise and when she is tricked Georeg might of been Thermoman so she wont realise its a tRICK and Stanley moves out the next Morning as they are back together onwards,
|align=center|'''3'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|LVA}}
|[[Karlis Skrastins]]
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2003-04 NHL season|2003]]
|[[Riga]], [[Soviet Union|U.S.S.R.]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
===Episode 6 - Shock, Horror!===
|align=center|'''4'''
Baby Ollie has a fever so George has to turn his attention away from saving the world to come home and check on the baby. All of this dashing about is making George a bit careless and before long, a journalist advantage of the situation and takes a picture of George as Thermoman, believing that Janet is having an affair with Thermoman. This Causes Ollie to start Reading the Newspapers and a bunch of Photographers to wait outside the Flat Taking Pictures But Much to Janet's Suprise Ella and Stanley are Proud of her for it..... Untill They bring in Divorce Papers believing Ollie is Thermoman's Son so Janet Refuses to go through with it. Seeing that Janet is really Miserable with all of this Thermoman tries to make things back the way they were by Making things Better. When janet goes out she notices Thermoman in the centre of Photographers taking shots and he explains that everything about him is a lie and he did not come to see Janet or the Baby Much to Janet's Delight seeing this.. Until he tells them he came to see George Sunday Claiming him to be a good friend of his.
|align=center|{{flagicon|USA}}
|[[John-Michael Liles]]
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2000 NHL Entry Draft|2000]]
|[[Zionsville, Indiana]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
The Next day all the Papers conclude George and Thermoman are gay in a relationship although Janet's Life is easier again George is Running out of Money[ As No One will go into his shop as he's Gay] But thankfully Arnie and Janet come up with a Plan. What they do is[ Other then injuring Tyler and Arnie taking him to a hospital] George and Janet go out and announce that the Reporter who started the stories is actually Thermoman's Arch Nemisis who did this to Distract Thermoman from Saving the World when the Reporter[ who is infront of ther] Denies this George uses Mind Control on him to Admit it and uses with out any one knowing superbreath to make him fly as proof that nearly fails whe he falls but George continues useing Super Breath.
|align=center|'''5'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Brett Clark]]
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2001-02 NHL season|2002]]
|[[Wapella (Saskatchewan)|Wapella]], [[Saskatchewan]]
 
|-bgcolor="eeeeee"
The Next Day the Reporter has Disappeared and the Paper are Saying all they found at his house was a Cape and some plans to take over the world[ which George did to show more proof] and although things are back to Normal Ollie has a Fever Again and George[ WHO hAS lEARNT his Lesson this time] Takes him Flying with him in a Thermosuit at his size.
|align=center|'''6'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|USA}}
|[[Jeff Finger]]
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[1999 NHL Entry Draft|1999]]
|[[Houghton, Michigan]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
It is Revealed the Reporter was put on top of the Effiel Tower in paris by George for the stories he said. As he and Ollie Pass by he says he will not help him as even though it is his duty to help citizen's of Earth, Then as he Flies off With ollie he Says Nice One Daddy and George replies tHank you Ollie.
|align=center|'''27'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|FIN}}
|[[Ossi Vaananen]]
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2003-04 NHL season|2004]]
|[[Vantaa]], [[Finland]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Meanwhile, Mrs Raven keeps falling asleep at work because the triplets have insomnia. In a desperate attempt to get some rest, she plans to build a shed in her garden so she can lock them up when it gets too much. The problem is that the shed costs money and needs a reference from Dr Piers for a part-time job.
|align=center|'''34'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|USA}}
|[[Kurt Sauer]]
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2000 NHL Entry Draft|2004]]
|[[St. Cloud, Minnesota]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
===Episode 7 - Little Green Man===
|align=center|'''44'''
Janet thinks George is taking her for granted. After all, most husbands would react badly after finding their wife in a compromising position with the handyman.
|align=center|{{flagicon|USA}}
|[[Jordan Leopold]]
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2006]]
|[[Golden Valley, Minnesota]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Mrs. Raven thinks Janet needs to work harder at making George jealous. But it turns out that all Janet needs to do is share a bit of Arnie's carrot cake (Part of the wedding rituals on another planet), and George is beside himself. He literally turns green with envy! And now even Mrs. Raven thinks Arnie has been unfaithful to her.
|align=center|'''71'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Patrice Brisebois]]<small> ([[Injured reserve|IR]])</small>
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[2005-06 NHL season|2005]]
|[[Montreal, Quebec]]
|}
 
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Meanwhile, Piers looks to have finally found happiness — he's marrying the weathergirl from his breakfast TV programme! So he's pulling out all the stops and splashing out in the extreme for the perfect wedding, sponsored by [[Orange SA|Orange]], with photos by a top magazine, catering by [[Pot Noodle]], drink by [[Heineken]], and wedding cake by [[Utterly Butterly]]! And of course, she's absolutely NOT with him just so as she can get a more high profile television job ... Isn't she?
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|- bgcolor="#dddddd"
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!width=8%|Position
!width=8%|Shoots
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|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
===Episode 8 - Mine's a Double===
|align=center|'''8'''
George has to attend a Super-Heroics Conference ... which means leaving Janet home alone with the baby. The Ultron Council provides a "George clone" with the unlikely name of Hilary to keep Janet company. While Hilary looks like the real thing, his character couldn't be more different. Hilary talks and dresses like a gangsta' rapper and is given to nights out on the town with Piers and, oddly enough, romantic dinners with Ella (Stanley is happy as long as its on the rugby nights).
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}<!--Note: Wolski plays for Team Canada-->
|[[Wojtek Wolski]]<sup>1</sup>
|align=center|LW
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2004 NHL Entry Draft|2004]]
|[[Zabrze]], [[Poland]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Suspicious of Hilary's actions and Behaviour and Embarresment towards Janet, George has Arnie to check up on him while he writes a report on him, but Hilary[hearing this] subsequently frames George for theft and his powers are taken by the Ultron council, leaving George an ordinary man with an increased sensitivity to pain[Even though the Theft was Just a bike that Ollie Wanted]. Fortunately, Arnie discovers that Hilary has a bad record at the Ultron Academy (Kept down because his father was a big shot on the Ultron High Council), and Ollie uses his powers to go to Ultron to contact the High Council. Using a duplicate of Janet's body, the vice-president of the Council discovers Hilary's actions and arrests him, simultaneously restoring George's powers.
|align=center|'''12'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Brad Richardson]]
|align=center|C/LW
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2003 NHL Entry Draft|2003]]
|[[Belleville, Ontario]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Meanwhile, Arnie and Tyler are attempting to set up a web site for George's shop, but their attempts to use Thermoman as an advertising agent aren't allowed according to Ultron rules (Made particularly frustrating for George when they use Hilary dressed as Thermoman instead on the front page[this started his suspicions on Hilary]).
|align=center|'''14'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Ian Laperriere]] - '''[[Captain (ice hockey)#Alternate captains|A]]'''
|align=center|RW/C
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[2004-05 NHL season|2004]]
|[[Montreal, Quebec]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
===Episode 9 - A Little Learning===
|align=center|'''15'''
George is devastated when Ella and Stanley ban him from their anniversary party. Quite reasonably, they don't want him embarrassing them in front of their friends.
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Andrew Brunette]] - '''[[Captain (ice hockey)#Alternate captains|A]]'''
|align=center|LW
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2005-06 NHL season|2005]]
|[[Sudbury, Ontario]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Admittedly, George's attempts to make new friends via the calling cards in telephone booths backfire somewhat, but when he gets some magic pork scratchings which increase his brain power (The ingredients cause him to tap into the 'ethernet' of all the world's knowledge), miraculous effects occur. Suddenly George is an intellectual genius and can charm the birds off the trees — so much so that not only do Ella and Stanley invite him to their party, they ask him to make a speech! For Janet, however, the new thoughtful George is insufferable, constantly correcting grammar and acting too superior to her. As well as this, George now refuses to save people, telling them they should try to save themselves rather than have him save them all the time, thus resulting in them not learning how to save themselves and thus leaving the Earth over-populated. Eventually, George is convinced to get off the pork scratchings, realising that he has become addicted to them. At the subsequent party, he makes a thoughtless, insensitive speech; Janet is relieved to have her husband back.
|align=center|'''19'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Joe Sakic]] - '''[[Captain (ice hockey)|C]]'''
|align=center|C
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[1987 NHL Entry Draft|1987]]
|[[Burnaby, British Columbia]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Meanwhile, Piers contemplates attracting more publicity by setting up the Crispin 'Have a Heart Attack' foundation, despite the fact that there's already a [[British Heart Foundation]], and Mrs Raven attempts to marry Arnie to get access to his money.
|align=center|'''20'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Mark Rycroft]]
|align=center|RW/LW
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2006]]
|[[Penticton, British Columbia]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
===Episode 10 - A Day to Remember===
|align=center|'''23'''
It's a bad day for Earth when George accidentally erases his own memory! Now he's forgotten that he's Thermoman! For Janet, it is a dream come true. George is now the model husband who volunteers to change diapers and takes the baby for walks in the park.
|align=center|{{flagicon|CZE}}
|[[Milan Hejduk]]
|align=center|RW
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[1994 NHL Entry Draft|1994]]
|[[Ústí nad Labem]], [[Czechoslovakia]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
This new domestic bliss isn't set to last. A meteor is headed for Earth and in twenty-four hours all life will be obliterated. It's up to Arnie, Janet and Tyler to retrain George to use his powers to prevent disaster. But it's a frantic race against time — will Thermoman return to save the Earth?
|align=center|'''26'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|USA}} <!--plays for Team USA-->
|[[Paul Stastny]]
|align=center|C
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2006]]
|[[Quebec City, Quebec]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
In the process, it is revealed that Piers is actually a virgin when he asks Janet to sleep with him because he doesn't want to die without having been with a woman. Hearing this, Mrs Raven immediately contacts the Daily Mirror...
|align=center|'''28'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Ben Guite]]
|align=center|RW
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2006]]
|[[Montreal, Quebec]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
==Series 4==
|align=center|'''29'''
===Episode 1 - A Sporting Chance===
|align=center|{{flagicon|USA}}
As a peace-loving Ultronian, George knows nothing of the psychology of competition. So when Piers asks George to join his team, George hasn't a clue what he's in for.
|[[Scott Parker (ice hockey)|Scott Parker]]
|align=center|RW
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2007]]
|[[Hanford, California]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
After a crash course on the rules of cricket from Janet, George takes the field and decimates his own team with his over-zealous fielding, then surprises everyone by scoring a near-impossible 24 runs off the last 4 balls.
|align=center|'''39'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|USA}}
|[[Tyler Arnason]]
|align=center|C/LW
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2006-07 NHL season|2006]]
|[[Oklahoma City, Oklahoma]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Finally George knows the sweet taste of victory and becomes horribly attracted to it, beating Piers at everything from cricket to swimming!
|align=center|'''40'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|SVK}}
|[[Marek Svatos]]
|align=center|RW
|align=center|R
|align=center|[[2001 NHL Entry Draft|2001]]
|[[Košice]], [[Czechoslovakia]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
===Episode 2 - The Living Dead===
|align=center|'''53'''
George buys a Life Insurance policy and immediately walks under a bus to cash in his new policy. Even though George is perfectly fine after his encounter with a bus (being a superhero he is, of course, indestructible), he subsequently suffers from a heart attack (Due to a heart defect that causes them to stop for a few minutes) in the health centre, and Janet has to explain to everyone that her husband is dead.
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Brett McLean]]
|align=center|C/LW
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2004-05 NHL season|2004]]
|[[Comox, British Columbia]]
 
|-bgcolor="#eeeeee"
It is not long, however, before George is feeling trapped by his non-existence- Janet in particular is frustrated at her parents' attempts to set her up with Piers- and he and Janet hatch a plot to bring him back to life at his own funeral. However, there is a slight problem with that in the form of George's heart condition, which kicks in just when he's about to be cremated, thus preventing George waking up during his funeral (And simultaneously discrediting Piers as a doctor). Fortunately, they get out of it by claiming that George has been away for a week and it was actually his twin brother Seamus who died while attempting to play a joke on everyone.
|align=center|'''87'''
|align=center|{{flagicon|CAN}}
|[[Pierre Turgeon]] <small> ([[Injured reserve|IR]])</small>
|align=center|C
|align=center|L
|align=center|[[2005-06 NHL season|2005]]
|[[Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec|Rouyn, Quebec]]
|}
 
*To see the player roster and bios, click [http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/Team/Roster.aspx here.]
Meanwhile, Mrs Raven has begun to experiment with hypnotherapy, but hypnotises everyone to give her extra money, as well as making Piers cluck like a chicken whenevr someone says 'Three' in his presence, Stanley quote from ''[[Spider-Man (film)|Spider-Man]]'' when he hears 'One', and Ella ask Stanley to ravish her whenever she hears 'Two'.
 
<small>1. Wojtek Wolski plays for Team Canada. He was born in Poland but became a naturalized Canadian citizen in 1990. </SMALL>
===Episode 3 - Taking The Credit===
George doesn't have the hang of managing domestic finances. Never having seen a credit card before, he goes on a massive spending spree and is highly impressed with the Welfare State that literally gives him money to do so.
 
===Honored Members===
When the bills arrive, Janet finds out what has been happening but it is too late. Janet is forced to take advantage of Ollie's supertalent of correctly predicting the Lottery numbers. But it isn't long before Thermoman draws the attention of the Lord High Arbiter of Abuses of Power (Who, despite his great power, is barely a few inches tall). Janet squashes him with a rolled up newspaper after deciding she's had enough of his 'moaning'. When asked 'Why didn't the Ultron council squash him when they wanted to sack him?' George replies: 'They didn't think of that either...'
{{see also|List of Colorado Avalanche players|Colorado Avalanche notable players and award winners}}
{| cellpadding="1" border="0" style="float: right; margin: 0em 0em 1em 1em; width: 215px; border: 1px #bbbbbb solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 85%;"
|- align="center" bgcolor=#CDC0B0
! colspan="3" | Players with most games for the Colorado Avalanche
|- align="center" bgcolor=#EEDFCC
| Player || Games || Years
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Joe Sakic]] || 811 || 1995-present
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Milan Hejduk]] || 624 || 1998-present
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Adam Foote]] || 592 || 1995-2004
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Peter Forsberg]] || 533 || 1995-2004
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Stephane Yelle]] || 505 || 1995-2002
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Patrick Roy]] || 478 || 1995-2003
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Alex Tanguay]] || 450 || 1999-2006
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Adam Deadmarsh]] || 405 || 1995-2001
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Jon Klemm]] || 393 || 1995-2001
|- align="center" bgcolor=#FFFFFF
| [[Eric Messier]] || 385 || 1996-2003
|- align="center" bgcolor=#EEDFCC
| colspan="3" align="center" | ''Source: [http://hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/ttotdisplay.php?tid=690 HockeyDB.com]''<br>''<small>As of April 9, 2007 - Regular Season data<small/>''
|}
''Retired Numbers'': The Avalanche have retired two numbers: '''77''' of [[Ray Bourque]] and '''33''' of [[Patrick Roy]].<ref>{{cite news |title =Patrick Roy #33 to Be Retired|url =http://www.sportzdomain.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=14361&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0|author =|publisher =http://www.sportzdomain.com|date =2003-05-29|accessdate =2007-03-25}}</ref> The number '''99''' of [[Wayne Gretzky]] is retired league-wide. The numbers retired when the franchise was in Quebec were entered back into circulation after the move to Colorado.
 
''Hall of Famers'': Ray Bourque played in the NHL for 22 seasons with the [[Boston Bruins]] and was traded, by request, to Colorado in 2000 so he could have a chance of winning the Stanley Cup before retiring.<ref name="bourque"/> In a feat termed Mission 16W, the Avs were able to win the Stanley Cup, thus allowing Bourque the championship he had been seeking for 22 seasons.<ref>{{cite news |title ='Mission 16W' accomplished for Avalanche|url =http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/cup01/2001-06-11-avalanche-cover.htm|author =Allen, Kevin|publisher =[[USA Today]]|date =2001-06-10|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref>
===Episode 4 - It's All In The Mind===
George is asked by the Ultron Council to write a progress report on humanity. All seems to be going well, until his new mind-reading powers reveal the true nature of human thought (For example, that men think about sex every few seconds).
 
[[Patrick Roy]] played from 1995 to 2003 in Colorado and won two Stanley Cups with the Colorado Avalanche. Roy recorded 551 career victories, the most career wins for any goaltender in the NHL.<ref>{{cite web |title =Legends of Hockey - Roy, Patrick|url =http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/LegendsMember.jsp?mem=p200602&type=Player&page=bio&list=ByYear#photo|publisher =[[Hockey Hall of Fame]]|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref>
The unpleasant thoughts of Stanley, Ella, and Mrs Raven in particular leave George in a state of despair. His sense of honesty forces him to write a damning report and the Ultron Council condemns the human race to death by laser (rather than the usual way, who do you think sent David Dickinson?), removing only certain people from the planet who they feel deserve it. Only Janet can save the world by somehow convincing the four worst people in George's report (Her parents, Piers and Mrs Raven) to donate money to a good cause. Eventually, however, George acquires the money by selling a valuable vase of Janet's without her permission and lying to the Council to claim that the money came from the four people.
 
Both Bourque and Roy were inducted into the [[Hockey Hall of Fame]]. The only other Avalanche player to be inducted is [[Jari Kurri]] who played the last season of his career with the franchise, yet his jersey does not hang from the rafters at the Pepsi Center.<ref>{{cite web |title =Legends of Hockey - Colorado Avalanche|url =http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/LegendsPlayersByTeam.jsp?team=Colorado+Avalanche|publisher =[[Hockey Hall of Fame]]|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref>
===Episode 5 - Space Virus===
On the way back from a trip to Ultron Thermoman picks up a rather nasty parasite, which is fatal to humans (It bursts out of the stomach, like in Alien). It isn't long before Janet, Stanley, Ella, and Mrs. Raven catch it off him and Thermoman has to administer the Thermo-Kiss-Of-Life. Meanwhile, Piers has a new talk show, ''Crispin'', where Tyler is the first guest because of his mental problems.
 
[[Bryan Trottier]], who was an assistant coach when the Avalanche won their second Stanley Cup in 2001, was inducted to the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1997 (as a player).<ref>{{cite web |title =Legends of Hockey - Trottier, Bryan|url =http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/LegendsMember.jsp?mem=p199702&type=Player&page=bio&list=ByTeam&team=Colorado%20Avalanche#photo|publisher =[[Hockey Hall of Fame]]|accessdate =2007-05-11}}</ref>
While arranging the contract with Tyler and the six people living in his head, [[E.T.]], The warlord of Solos, Andromeda, Mr [[Spock]], the siren of titan, and Mrs McPherson (someone has to clean up after them) with Arnie as his agent, because he said that the others voted that he did need an agent, Piers arranges a contract that means Tyler doesn't get a penny (because 50% of the money goes to the warlord of Solos, who sounds like the most natural leader) and Arnie gets £5000.
 
==Leaders==
After a disastrous attempt to persuade Piers that he isn't insane (by saying that Janet and Thermoman will back him up), Piers calls the men in white coats to pick Tyler up next morning.
{{h3|Team captains}}
''Note: This list of team [[Captain (hockey)|captains]] does not include captains from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]).''
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|align=left|[[Sylvain Lefebvre]]
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{{h3|General Managers}}
During the exchange George accidentally passes his superpowers to Stanley and Ella with minimal troubles (if you don't count that they only save the "important people") becoming Faldo Man and Dorothy Perkins. But not so Mrs Raven, who is transformed into The Raven! As The Raven, she commits acts of mischief, such as putting a mime artist in a real plastic box, changing a small dog into a big dog (dragging an old lady with it), putting an elderly man with a zimmer frame on top of a bus stop and dumping [[Walt Disney World]] in the heart of [[Siberia]].
''Note: This list does not include general managers from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]).''
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|[[Pierre Lacroix]]
|{{flagicon|Canada}}
|1995
|2006
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|[[François Giguère|Francois Giguere]]
|{{flagicon|Canada}}
|2006
|present
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{{h3|Head coaches}}
Later as George, Arnie, Tyler and Janet discuss what to do, we find out that Stanley and Ella refused to save people in [[China]] (because they think it's full of [[Communists]]) and Mrs Raven as The Raven took all the nuns from the [[Vatican City|Vatican]] to the late night floor show in [[Las Vegas]] (they were IN it) and she replaced the last reels of [[Harry Potter]] for [[Night of the Living Dead]]. George then sucks out their powers and erases their memories (Although he is forced to kiss Mrs Raven to do so, claiming that he's fallen in love with her and that kising her friend's husband is one of the most terrible things she could do).
''Note: This list does not include head coaches from the [[Quebec Nordiques]] ([[WHA]] & [[NHL]]).''
 
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To stop the men in white coats from taking Tyler away, George persuaded Ella and Stanley to go on Peirs's talk show (before he erased their memories). When Piers asks his guests to belch fire and lift him up with one finger, his show is cancelled and the men in white coats take HIM away. Unfortunately sucking out the powers sucked out some of Ella's and Stanley's personality traits as well (such as a desire to play a round of [[Golf]].
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|align=left|[[Marc Crawford]]
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||246||135||75||36||—||—||.622||46||29||17||.630
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|align=left|[[Bob Hartley]]
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|align=left|[[Tony Granato]]
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|align=left|[[2003-04 NHL season|2004]]
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|align=left|[[Joel Quenneville]]
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|align=left|[[2005-06 NHL season|2005]]
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==See also==
===Episode 6 - The Mayor of Northolt===
*[[List of Colorado Avalanche players]]
A faulty streetlight outside Stanley and Ella's bedroom is keeping them awake at night, and getting the Council to mend it proves impossible. George stands for Mayor, promising to fix the streetlight if elected, only to find that his opponent is the over-confident Piers.
*[[Head Coaches of the Colorado Avalanche]]
*[[Quebec Nordiques]]
*[[List of NHL players]]
*[[List of NHL seasons]]
*[[List of Stanley Cup champions]]
 
==References==
George wins unanimous approval when the voters respond positively to his refreshingly honest approach, but unfortunately, the pressures of Mayoral Office put an unreasonable strain on his marriage, causing Janet to move out with Ollie. Piers attempts to ruin George's 'family image' by hiring a [[prostitute]] to seduce him, but due to domestic disputes Stanley is sleeping alone in George's room and is seduced instead.
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{{h4|Footnotes}}
Eventually, George wins the election (Due in no small part to Piers' attempts to sabotage the election) and, having repaired the street light, returns to Janet; that was all he intended to do.
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===EpisodeExternal 7 - Big=links==
*[http://www.coloradoavalanche.com/ Official website of the Colorado Avalanche]
Ollie's half-human, half Ultronian physiology causes a few problems when he starts to grow at an accelerated rate. In 24 hours, he grows from a nine-month-old baby into a 19-year-old boy with a 'serious' girlfriend.
*[http://www.avalanchedb.com/index.htm Largest Colorado Avalanche Database]
 
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Janet and George are distraught at being robbed of the pleasure of watching their only son grow up. They employ the services of an eminent Ultronian doctor to cure their son, who, despite her impeccable qualifications, looks and sounds like Britney's irritating kid sister. Ollie needs a new heart. Arnie would gladly give one of his, but thanks to a really high stakes game of poker, he's only got one left! ("I really ''did'' leave my heart in San Francisco!") And as if all of that wasn't bad enough, the problem reaches its peak when Ollie then turns ''into'' an eighteen-year-old girl!
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Janet initially warms to the idea of having a daughter, especially one that can take her clothes shopping around the world. But then things get worse still, and immediate surgery is required.
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===Episode 8 - The Consultant===
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Arnie turns consultant when the Ultron Council sends him to check up on Thermoman's performance.
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Arnie conducts a Time and Motion study on George and makes some changes. A plethora of customer satisfaction forms quickly hamper Thermoman's ability to rescue the victims of natural disasters.
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Arnie's strict regime over-stresses George to such a degree that he starts making mistakes and ultimately ends up bringing home an armed intercontinental ballistic missile. Fortunately Tyler disarms the [[ICBM]] using the disarming code (amazing what you can find on the Internet).
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Fearing for the world's safety, George retires, but this decision is reversed when Work Experience Boy does a rubbish job at replacing him when Janet is trapped in the burning health centre.
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===Episode 9 - The Family Way===
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George is suddenly looking a bit big. The reason — he's pregnant! He has agreed to be a surrogate parent to an Ultronian couple. That'll be hard for Janet to explain to everyone! Even more bizarrely, when George gives birth, it's doesn't even look human. The parents are apes! (These particular Ultronians, in order to fit in on Earth, took the form of what they believed to be the most intelligent beings on the planet, apparently because Tyler spent too much time talking to the baby in the womb)
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Meanwhile, Piers embarrasses himself when, having found the sonogram of the baby, concludes that Stanley is actually the pregnant man, when in reality he just has kidney stones.
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===Episode 10 - Time and Time Again===
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Janet gets really annoyed when George takes his April Fool's jokes a little too far. George decides to leave her alone for a while. So he heads out through the bathroom. Arnie goes with him.
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Seven years later, Ollie asks his mum if George will ever come back. Suddenly he does, through the same way he left! He's missed seven whole years of his family's life! So he and Arnie go back in time, using a dangerous series of time portals, and everything is normal again. He decides to use this to his advantage and make little adjustments to life.
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He goes back to stop a young Janet from falling out of a tree and breaking her arm to get rid of a painful [[twinge]] she's had ever since (as well as stopping Arnie from getting better acquainted with a young Ella), but in doing so, changes history so that Janet isn't treated for [[alopecia]] as well as her arm, and returns to the present day to find his wife completely bald! So he goes back and changes everything back to normal, then he tries to sort out the hair loss problem and save her from breaking her arm, he stops young Janet from falling out of a tree and a few years later, slips her a note telling her to get her hair seen to, history is completely rewritten.
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That note led Janet to see a doctor about her hair ... Piers! Now George and Arnie return to the present day to find Janet and Piers married with ten children! And, horror of horrors, Mrs Raven is also a nice person! and Stanley and Ella are in Love and more happier. Thank goodness Tyler hasn't changed though (although he has an actual girlfriend, his next door neighbour) ... Seeing that Janet is really happy in her new life, George decides to leave things as they are and return to Ultron forever ... Can he be persuaded to change his mind and go back to the way things were? Arnie certainly hopes so ... he misses the old Mrs Raven! George decides to change things back when he sees that Piers is seeing Mrs Raven behind Janet's back.
 
George changes things back to what they should be, but when they came back, George discovers that Arnie has an encounter with Ella's past self in the form of his son, Arnold. George then books Arnie in for a vasectomy (on Ultron, they use a couple of bricks to do this).
 
This episode is often considered a [[parody]] of the film ''[[Back to the Future Part II]]''.
 
Presumably, George and Arnie went back to prevent Arnie from getting "familiar" with Ella's past self (so he didn't have to undergo an Ultronian vasectomy) as no reference is made to Janet's 'brother' again.
 
==Series 5==
===Episode 1 - The Foresight Saga===
Series 5 begins dramatically as Janet is rushed to hospital, about to give birth again!
 
The new arrival is a girl, who can see into the future. Her first prediction is that she will be named Cassandra, Cassie for short. Her only power also brings great distress when she predicts ella is going to die so George scans her and sees her in perfect conditio but follows her then to watch her but he even follows her to the hair dresser and gets a style of his own but then she predicts Ollie, Stanley, mrs Raven, and Tyler and Arnie will die next and Janet. Then George tells Tyler and Arnie this after saying Ant and Dec are Real because they didn't think so and Tyler refuses to belive that they exsist as heis just as horified to learn this as Arnie. By much to Arnie's misery he can't even give Mrs Raven a baby as she will die too[he proboly can't anyway since he has vasteconomy in Time and TimeAgain season 4]. Then When Georges ask how many more people will die Cassie says everyone but Exept in the Land of the Kangaroo's and the tv series Home and Away. Janet poiunt out it Australlia and Piers isnt because he is going there as he won a prize to go there.
 
Then she Realises its everyone in the entire northern hemisphere, however, as she predicts that everyone is going to die in the next few hours which her dad Thermoman tells everyone in a public statement saying it could be a Giant Meteor, Global warming, a desies of some sort of nucler disaster. He suggests everyone heads to Australia, in the southern hemisphere, which gets Thermoman in trouble with the Australian authorities for showing a blatant disregard for their anti-immigration laws! with the amount of people coming over.
 
sO jANET rOUNDS UP HER PARENTS MRS Raven and Tyler and Arnie with ollie to wait for Thermoman to rescue them as he is helping exacuate people of to Australlia. Piers comes in saying that some hitchhikers hijacked his plane and traffic and this is going on around the world. Then After several hours He Appears and tells them all to get into the bathroom so he can transport them to Australlia and Tyler goes first. Then Cassie says its too late and Ella has her eyes closed and is on the chair and when Janet see this Stanley shows part Happyness and suprise. piers checks her and sdays she has gone[Died] then Thermoman comforts Janet apologiseing then it turns out she was only asleep much to Stanley's misery.
 
Then Cassie asks what Asleep means then George and Janet look at eachother realising Cassie had seen everyone asleep from their returned flights to Australlia and was confused with Dead and Asleep.
 
Then the News at Night anouce thermoman's Apologies and say it will take years to get their transportation systems back on track. This results with George becoming embarressed to the Northerhemisphere and experienceing the worst day of his life but will not send Cassie away aslong as she is sure next time this happens.
George also adds an extra bedroom to the flat for Ollie (who can now Thermo-Potty-Change) and his new sister (watch out for some sibling rivalry to come!), but some of the fixtures and fittings could have been put up with more care, as Ella finds to her cost — as does George himself when he gets an electris shock while turning on the lights when Cassie warned him not to The n Then Georges tells A. Meanwhile, Piers finds that being a celebrity is not all it's cracked up to be when he finally gets onto ''[[I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!]]'', and discovers the snakes he's put in a tank with aren't animatronic as Mrs Raven[ Who took an F of his backs hirt saying the Flying Doctor that says the Lying Docotor] had led him to believe[ This was Three Days after Thermoman's mistake and when Cassie was told not to predict anymore with her visions he predict they would be in 3 seconds happy then when she turned on the Tv they saw Piers trapped in the tank calling for help]...
 
===Episode 2 - Illegal Aliens===
George becomes magnetic — to Tyler's delight, then anti-magnetic — to Tyler's dismay, and he and Arnie are soon subjected to an investigation by Mr Allison, an immigration officer, to find out if they are illegal 'aliens'As They Boke the law by entering the country illeagaly with out identification, after Mrs Raven upsets his wife. That's a big problem, since they really are ''aliens''. Is their secret out?
 
Piers finds a son (Created from a sperm donation when he was younger) that he didn't know he had (However, it turns out to be a scam b Mrs Raven to get extra money).
 
Tyler Comes up with an unexspected stroke of genius with a plan that saves them but goes wrong but still succeeds. What Happens is He sugest Thermoman summons a Meteor to hit the Officer's car when he is still in and outside the flat and George and Arnie rescue him at the last miniute. This Fails when the meteor hits the car .. with him still in it but then the next day the trial and charges against them have been dropped because the paper said Thermoman rescused him and George and Arnie carried him to a hospital so for their courageous efforts they were provided with Identification.
 
===Episode 3 - The First Husbands' Club===
 
As Janet increasingly despairs that George continues to get walked over by people who take advantage of his good nature, Piers[ Who Througout this has been despeerate for a girlfriend and is so fed up when Mrs. raven Tricks him everytime a woman is around to see him causing him to think they all love him] provides help for George's lack of assertiveness which is a trick because when George got a new Car He Reveresed into it and got him instead to pay for the damage saying half was for the Damage to his Car and the Emotional Stress and by saying woman are the enemy so he got the money instead.
 
He Organises with George a militant men's group with Arnie, Tyler and Stanley amongst others to pass on the words A Woman's place is in the Kitchen, that seeks to give its members back some authority over women. The group is not very successful until George starts using Ultronian mind control on Janet after Piers told him she was the one useing him and he thought she had tricked him by getting into the kitchen then the entire female population of the world ...
 
Meanwhile, Cassie takes up various telephone jobs from her cot to finance the purchase of a doll's house — such as directory enquiries and the speaking clock. Jealous Ollie soon puts an end to her money making, however, by tricking her into saying the wrong thing at the wrong time in front of Janet ("You've been a very naughty boy and I'm gonna give you a spanking!"), who promptly confiscates her phone. Mrs Raven continues to delight in making Piers's life a living hell without him realising she is responsible.
 
Meanwhile While woman are Slaves to men, Cassie Can't stand this and at Nights is trying in her cot to find a way to end it all while Ollie is delighted by the new ways.
 
Fortunetly by a miricale Cassie wished for Piers in the park meets a Woman who likes him who has seen him on tv and has a dog named Spot wearing a Red Skirt and Braclets and Piers finally Falls in love.
 
At THE hEALTH cENtre George has use Mind Control on Ella who is at Stanley's command but he finds it irritating when she ask every question for details that annoys him. Then piers comes in and Explains Woman are not the Enemies then says he made a Mistake and Then George[ Except the news lady] turns every woman back to normal but Janet somehow is already back to normal because of Cassie then the Woman piers has arranged a date with is actually a friend of Janet and is only in Northolt for a few days and is in the flat to say goodbye and After George describes Piers' Feelings the Woman Leaves without him knowing.
 
Everything is back to Normal Unfourtunetly Cassie found a way to reverse the effect on Janet causeing her to become Cassie's Slave instead while George dosen't know of this [being stupid]
 
The episode title is a [[spoof]] or [[parody]] of ''[[The First Wives Club]]''.
 
===Episode 4 - Cassie Come Home===
Ella has big news — she's going to be a Justice of the Peace and a Magistrate. She starts throwing her weight around about the way Janet and George are educating and bringing up the children and threatens them with Social Services.
 
Later, Arnie turns up to celebrate Ollie's birthday — to protests from Janet. "It's not his birthday," says Janet, "he's 14 months old". George explains 14 months old on Ultron is equivalent to 18 years on Earth, so Arnie's got a boozy party planned.
 
Unfortunately, Ella catches Ollie with a can of beer and a cigar and she and Stanley take the children away from Janet and George — it's either that or Social Services — and forces Janet to join Piers's Single Mothers' Parenting class, which is, of course, totally useless — but we do get a very interesting insight into Piers's childhood (Such as his father being determined that he would go into medicine and refusing to allow music in the house for four years to stop Piers' desires to be a musician), which explains a lot.
 
Mrs Raven tries to persuade Ella to take her children, too, and even tries to bribe her. While Cassie is with Ella and Stanley she losses the ability to talk as she dosent find time to speak and becomes like a real baby. Ollie "escapes" and makes it back to the flat but Janet convinces George to take him back rather than make things worse, but he ends up on the roof of Ella and Stanley's house with Ollie, which only makes Ella decide to keep both kids for even longer — much to Stanley's dismay. He wants the house to himself again!
 
Arnie advises George to become Thermoman and demand that the kids are returned to their parents, but just as Ella is twisting his words, Social Services turn up and agree with her, and threaten to give her permanent custody of the children. But Ollie and Cassie then team up to turn the tables on their selfish grandmother, making her appear to be even worse at looking after them then their parents were in the first place (With the help of Baby Alligaters from Tyler when he Gave them to George and Janet to replace the kids Earlier). And so the kids are returned to Janet and George, while Ella and Stanley have to attend Piers's new Grandparenting class (Although Cassie now can talkagain thanks to Tyler al she can speak is rubish hard to understand)
 
===Episode 5 - Nothing To Hide===
Thermoman liberates the stolen [[Mona Lisa]] from the clutches of an art thief [ along with all his gear ontop of teh effiel tower]. George Sunday, however, comes under suspicion from [[Scotland Yard]] when he is unable to explain the picture's presence in his flat.
Scotland Yard suspect him as he dosent trust the Law and he tried to get them to arrest a baby for stealing Ollie's Rattle and they saw the Mona Lisa in the flat when they came round to show they had done a wanted picture of the baby by his description and they saw Tyler dressing up in the Theif's gear.
 
[and he even got them to Aresst Ella for Parking tickets much to Stanley's Amusement before he sealed of everything in the house and learn ollie's rattle was stolen while in the park with Ella and Stanly].
 
Arnei pretends to be his Lawyer when he turns up in an interogation room where Georege is having pizza while being asked question he refuses to answer[ as they involve him being Thermoman at the time] and tries to get them off his Back by asking fo proof that the Mona Lisa is the Original then they look on the back for leonardo Dav Vinci's signature but they don't see it until Georeg points it out.
 
This Results whith them running tests on it and have George put on a Tracker on his leg to track himdown at al times him to find more proof as the Inspector is getting a promotion for this.
 
Later at Night Arnie, George, Tyler and Janet in disquises try to break in to retreive the painting and Tyler gives some dustballs for the receptonist to eat then he goes off to the Toilet after realising this and the chost is clear then George superspeeds in a Steals it back to the Flat.
 
But unfortunetly Stanley and Ella come round and put a hole through the Picture while Stanley punches him claiming to do it for Janet's safety believing he may have stolen Janet allong being a theif then when Ella Leaves proud of him Stanley has tricked her and follows.
 
Thankfully Arnie Suggests they resurect Leonadro Da vinci and bring him over to paint it again. George Flies to get him unaware the tracker is tracking his speed in Scotland Yard and when the Inspecter see the speed going at the limit he heads after him but as he goes Thermoman flies so fast the Machine losses count and selfdestructs.
 
Then He Returns with him and Tyler knows Him Personally and it is revealed Leonardo da Vinci is Ultronian then he also makes a Blue copy before the original by claiming it to be a better version. So George uses Superbreath on it for the dry Paint and Returns it to Paris and this causes thge Inspector to be put in Jail for Framing George without evidence. Arnie uses the Blue Copy and gives it to Mrs Raven to win an Art Competition and wins
 
Piers tries to climb the social ladder once more by organising an art competition — The Piers Prize! It doesn't help matters much, however, that Mrs Raven keeps shredding the competition entries so she can claim the prize money for herself after Piers increases it when Mrs Raven suggested it as not may Enteries had come in!
In This we Learn Tyler Knows leonardo Da vinci and can speak Ultronian fluently with him[ He spoke Ultronian back in Episode 3 Girlfriend season one]
 
===Episode 6 - Brain Drain===
 
George searches the entire Internet to see if it's safe for Ollie and Cassie (in a few hours), including a lot of references of [[Britney Spears]], unfortunately, it results in him getting the "pop-ups" (a condition which makes him talk about advertising offers every few seconds). To solve this problem, Arnie uses a mind filter to remove the "pop-ups" and any other useless information and prejudices.
 
Meanwhile at the Health Centre, Piers has hired Tyler to be the decorator for nothing (for health care that he gets anyway) and he needs Mrs Raven to not be the same nasty self that she usually is, as there is an inspector coming to the health centre, she agrees, providing that she can work it all out of her system before the inspection (involving inflicting pain on Piers)
 
George then decides to filter the prejudices in Ella and Stanley, (which were enough to fill a box of CDs) to stop them from accusing Tyler for theft of Ella's purse to the police as he come from Liverpool and Stanley dosent trust them [they are more open minded and nicer after the processe]. At the Health Centre, Tylers mural, taking of the theme of "Sickness", seems to almost make Piers sick and he tells Tyler to redo it with not so much "Mucus Green". Janet finds out that he has used the mind filter on Ella and Stanley, she wants him to restore them to what they were. George then decides to filter the minds of Piers, Janet, Tyler and Mrs Raven, when he turned the mind filter on, it overloads and gets broken (Arnie underestimated the amount of pure evil in Mrs Raven's mind) and then they find out that the minds have got muddled up, due the fact that the CDs containing their minds were mislabeled (getting J for Janet, confused for T for Tyler .
 
Janet's mind is in Piers body, Tyler's mind is in Janet's body and Pier's mind is in Tyler's body. later on Arnie points out that the mind fillters are no longer on sale and George then to avoid massarging peirs/janet spends five hours at Tylers and next morning tells Arnie this and thinks of having an affair with Tyler. At the morning of the inspection, after George tells Arnie Janet finds out what George did, when Cassie told her what had happened, as it was her feeding time. The inspector is slightly confused that Tyler in Janet's body is in overalls, decorating the health centre, this get's worse when Piers in Tyler's body greets the inspector saying that he is Dr Piers Crispin, this is nothing compared to her reaction to Janet in Piers body wearing an NHS nurses uniform.
 
When she interviews Tyler in Janet's body, he tells the inspector some unbelievable details regarding his medical knowledge (including that he learned medicine on [[Gallifrey]]). Once this interview is finished, Arnie asks for more time to the Inspector as she leaves and agrees then tells them that the latest mind filter is Ultronian standard, which would turn a human brain into a corn flake, which results in Arnie taking drastic measures.
 
Fortunately, Tyler has a mind filter in his overalls and says the abtteries ran out and he replaced them[ He was more Opne Minded to do this], with this, George puts Tyler and Janet in their proper bodies, unfortunately Arnie had to put something in Piers body to make sure he doesn't look dead, unfortunately this results in Peirs, singing and dancing "Hit me baby, one more time" by [[Britney Spears]].
 
This results the inspector to make a report where she refers to Janet's questionable medical knowledge and Piers drag act. Fortunately Ella and Stanley save their jobs after talking with the inspector[ they were open minded and made up some facts on piers dressing as a nurse] and this Prompts Mrs. Raven to return back to her nasty self as she had to deal all morning with patients waiting for Piers, George then destroys the mind filter, unfortunately Ella and Stanley are in the wrong bodies[ But Ella gets her purse back after Mrs. Raven presumably took all the money away when tyler found it and gave it to her earlier and returned it as her name was on it]...
 
Presuambly George and Arnie used the Drastic Measures [From Earlier] to Restore Ella and Stanley to their proper bodies. As They are Both Clearly back in their bodies[Since the Mind Fillter was Destroyed and also George must of Erased their Memories of the Experience]
 
===Episode 7 - Fear and Clothing===
 
After he witnesses just about every superstition on Friday the 13th come true (even Tyler's warning to never ever play the trombone on the bus on that date), George starts doubting his invincibility (he is only invincible when he believes he is), which affects his ability to rescue people. He turns into a nervous wreck, and starts disappearing. Can Janet and Arnie find a way to cure George of his fears before it's too late? Meanwhile, Piers jumps on another bandwagon by launching his own diet — The Crispin Diet, no less —- and health drink, which is really water mixed with mouthwash! When it gains a very dangerous customer, the drink turns out to be hazardous to Piers's health!
 
===Episode 8 - How Green Was My Ollie?===
 
As an attempt to get Ollie to eat his vegetables, George brings back some GM vegetables from Ultron, with unfortunate side-effects.
 
Thermoman then makes the mink whale extinct by using it to plug a volcano! Piers, deciding that Thermoman has gone too far and spotting a good TV-comeback opportunity, starts a campaign against Thermoman's abuse of nature [he even announces on the news that every time Thermoman flies across the world he causes global warming]. George's attempts to be environmentally friendly backfire until he gets so angry that he has a temper tantrum and moves the Earth away from the sun ...
 
Meanwhile, Mrs Raven tries to get her triplets into a posh private school ... and has to rely on Ella to convince the headmaster. Unfortunately she has recently eaten some of the Ultronian GM fruit (which has a side effect of rapid hair and beard growth in Humans, regardless of gender)!
 
The Title is a Parody of the 1939 novel How Green was my Valley by Richard Llewellyn
 
===Episode 9 - Big Bother===
 
It's five years to the day that George and Janet got together[ the setting is possiblt 2004 by this time]. So he gives her a perfect day. A ray of sunshine follows her all day while it's raining all around, the traffic lights are always green for her, the ATM machine wishes her a happy anniversary, the main headline in the newspaper: [[Charlotte Church]] has lost her voice, a romantic dinner is unspoilt by people chatting on their mobile phones, which somehow catch fire when being used, the stars come together when night falls to form the words "I love you", and in sport, [[Tim Henman]] finally wins [[The Championships, Wimbledon|Wimbledon]] (after a freak gust of wind blows [[Lleyton Hewitt]] into a ball boy)!
 
This lovely peace is then shattered when an Ultronian TV producer arrives and George has his eyes replaced. He has conveniently forgotten to tell Janet that every second of their lives for the last 6 months (since she gave birth to Cassie) has been beamed all over Ultron for a reality TV show, called ''Thermowatch'', and George's eyes are the cameras! Sounds horrible, but not as horrible as the news that Arnie has done the same thing to his eyes and started up the ''Filth'' channel, broadcasting his nocturnal activities with Mrs Raven all over Ultron as well!
 
Despite a mountain of her own fan mail and being the most popular character on the show, Janet is not happy with this arrangement and the ratings begin to fall. Something exciting needs to happen quick, or ''Thermowatch'' will be taken off the air. Cue Martin, supposedly Tyler's long-lost cousin, who upsets him right from the off by telling him that Gandalf isn't real and takes some tablets from Piers to cure him but instead makes him worse[ despite Janet admires him as a better version when he uses lines like STAND BACK ORC on Mrs Raven and YOU SHALL NOT PASS on Piers].
 
Eventually it Turns Out Cue Martin( who happens to know about Thermoman's secret after he saw George appear in as him and Tyler had told him a couple of times)is infact another Ultronian Filming for a Channel where he is to seduce the main Characters wife.
 
Also Suddenly when George sugests sending Janet to California to his relatives for WIFE SWAP Sh Leaves in disgust over to Cue. She Finds in Tyler's Appartment Tyler is Back to normal, although he now thinks he is gay in a divorce,Then when he goes over to George and Arnie who are bored and use him for entertaiment to hit plates on his head and when Arnie tells of the New Channel Then the laugh about the idea and in this Tyler points out he and his cousin are nothing alike and he admires the way he cleans his eyes like George does then George superspeeds of to Save Janet. While this is happening Janet is Being Seduced to Leave George and is about to kiss Cue Martin... Until George breaks into Tyler's and grabs Cue saying Janet is being filmedand with One touch of a finger blast Cue agauimst the wall.
 
At Night George points out he has had Thermowatch taken off the air due to realising it was a set up to Annoy janet if she knewabout the show to prompt her to leave so she could be used by another channeldue to her popularity of Thermowatch. Unfortunetly things may seemback to normal Olli[before teh credits rool] is seen to have cameras in his eyes with delight saying Good old telly as he blinks[ He was considered as a back up camera earlier But cassie was turneddown asall she could offer was the ceiling].
 
Meanwhile Piers receives a visit from a famous celebrity: Jessica Strong, the 5th most beautiful woman in the world. She has a checkup but the next day the headlines say she died in a jogging accident. Piers then thinks it was his fault as he only examined her chest and became mesmerised. Knowing that she was actually hit by a bus while jogging, Mrs Raven and Janet tell Piers not to read the papers or watch TV news, saying he would feel more guilty. She [[blackmail]]s him for her and Janet to not tell that it was his fault while he goes into a depression and gives them Extra Money. He eventually finds out the truth when he is interviewed on a late night show and Emarasses himself saying yes yes thant it was not his fault causeing critics to suggest an end to his career soemtime in the future.
 
===Episode 10 - Night Fever===
 
George gets the shock of his life when he wakes up in bed next to Mrs Raven! And he when he dashes out of the bedroom to find Janet, instead finds Piers and Stanley sitting at the table playing [[KerPlunk (game)|Kerplunk]]! Thankfully it's only a dream, but it turns out that George can't distinguish dreams from reality (thanks to George eating too many Brussel Sprouts).
 
The old "pinch yourself" trick won't work here, so Tyler gives him a tip to help him tell the difference: if he sees something really bizarre, react with violence, and then he'll know if he's dreaming. Uh oh ... Piers is supporting a healthy eating campaign in schools, and has Stanley as an unwilling accomplice, dressing up as a big tomato. Now you don't see that every day! And sure enough, before you can say "sweet dreams", George floors him!
 
Mrs Raven, meanwhile, has gone missing. Last we heard of her, she was looking for compassionate leave because her mother had just got out today (which Piers is refusing to grant her since she is unable to actually feel compassion!) ... Now a ransom note demanding £20,000 in non-consecutive banknotes for her safe return has turned up, pinned to the desk with a dagger. Piers dismisses it as a scam,[as he thinks it is Her Handwriting] and until Mrs Raven gives up and comes back, Janet must work overtime, doing Mrs Raven's duties as well as her own!
 
Meanwhile after George hit Stanley Piers gives him a theropy explaining that he is in love with mrs. raven [because then the next night he dreamt of rescuing her on a Raft and seeing Janet, Cassia and Ollie's heads turning like him into Mrs. raven] and Also unaware, he makes George think that all the times he has been Thermoman have been dreams, but later on Arnie snaPPS Him Back to normal. Then the Next Day Mrs. Raven still hasn't returned and Arnie has been getting ransom Orders with Mrs. Ravens' toenails in the mail [and he's been eating them to see if they are hers] and Janet is still struggling with her duties and still doesn't believe it. Piers as revealed dreams about Janet falling for him but ends with her Saying its a Dream.
 
Back to George, and he still can't get Mrs Raven out of his head[He even thinks of leaving Janet for Her]. His subconscious appears to have saved the day, by explaining to him that those around him who are in immediate danger appear in his dreams. Stanley appeared because he was about to get punched in the face! But what about Piers and Mrs Raven? No time to worry about them now[As Mrs Raven is Already in Danger and Piers is about to be Indanger], as the dark side of George's personality also appears, telling him that that's all rubbish, and that the dreams mean he is in love with Mrs Raven, as Piers told him in the surgery! Then his feminine side arrives, and so on ...
 
its Closing time at the Health centre As Janet is still filing patient records when night falls, and Piers tries to get her to attend a medical awards ceremony in which he's been nominated for a gong (in the "Best Haircut" category) and he has a spare ticket for thanks to his various TV connections so he can be on the Heat Magazine with her as an attractive companion, an elderly woman arrives, and demands to see Piers claiming to have something he wants. As they go into the surgery, a scruffy, terrified Mrs Raven returns! She'd been tied up for the last few days. Well, she didn't say her mum had gotten out of ''hospital'' ... A blood-curdling scream from the surgery later, and Piers is making an unexpected withdrawal of £20,000 in non-consecutive banknotes from his bank account, and also has a partner for the awards ceremony! Mrs Raven will need a place for her to hide from her psycho mother, so Janet, still overworked (so much so that she has conveniently forgotten to call the police to come to Piers's rescue), gives her the keys to her flat, unaware that George, who has just conquered his inner struggle,[By throwing sprouts at Nelson Mandela when Jant dreamt about him once earlier and beliveing that settled it] is going to bed ...
 
Meanwhile, whilst all this is going on, Tyler's had his appendix out. But being the idiot that he is, he thinks he's had a sex Change and something else completely different removed ...
 
==Series 6==
===Episode 1 - Footloose===
George is introduced to poker by Arnie (after his unsuccessful attempt at busking when his health food shop closed down) and loses the shirt off his back whilst playing in a big game on Ultron. In fact that's not strictly true. He keeps his shirt and loses his back, along with his hands, his feet, and his poker face, which he gambled away in the ninth game trying to win his testicles back. The long and the short of it is that after the game there is only one part of George's body left: his soul. It looks remarkably like a tea bag, so much so that Tyler accidentally brews up with George.
 
A temporary body is sent down from Ultron to house the soul and Janet is confronted with a husband who looks nothing like the old George. Not only that, but he behaves rather differently as well. The five spoons of sugar and dash of brandy that Tyler has added to his tea have made the new George hyperactive and extremely badly co-ordinated.
 
Janet is not happy. This strange looking man is not the man she married, even if he is the old George underneath. She throws him out of the bedroom and makes him sleep on the couch. It doesn't matter what 'new George' says to convince Janet that he's still the same person underneath, she cannot see past the new body. Even the children, Cassie and Ollie, who don't see anything different in their daddy, can't persuade Janet to love the new George.
 
And so, to the outside world - to Janet's parents, Stan and Ella, and Dr Piers Crispin and Mrs Raven at the Health Centre - new George is a completely different person. Janet explains that her husband has gone away, and that this new man, not George Sunday but George Monday, is her lodger. It gets worse for Janet, however, when Dr Crispin announces that the practice needs a new doctor. George Monday teaches himself medicine by flicking through a medical encyclopaedia and gets the job. Now Janet not only has to live with this stranger who shares her memories, but has to work with him as well.
 
A relationship has never been so strained...
 
===Episode 2 - Here's One I Made Earlier===
Janet and George find it hard adjusting to George's new body. It's like starting their relationship all over again- a task not helped by unearthing skeletons in both of their cupboards: in George's case, it's a love child (located by Arnie, whose taken a job at the Galactic Child Support Agency) and in Janet's, an old boyfriend who's tracked her down through Friends Reunited! In the end, however, George reveals that the ex is married with two children, and he departs.
 
Meanwhile Doctor Crispin has gotten engaged to a stunningly beautiful woman who loves him unconditionally. No, really. She really loves him. Loves him so much she wants to be with him until he dies... even if she has to make sure she's the one who kills him
 
===Episode 3 - My Kingdom For a Cat===
George is still desperately trying to get Janet to fall back in love with him. In an effort to endear himself to Janet (and to sleep in the bedroom rather than on the sofa), George seeks advice on what really makes her happy. And who better to ask than a cat? Everything is working well until George's cat-like tendencies go a touch too far and he coughs up a hairball and grows a tail and whiskers to match.
 
===Episode 4 - Sidekick===
As George agrees to take on more of Piers's patients – so that the doctor can practise his golf swing – and Thermoman duties continue to call, he decides to reduce his workload and free up some time to concentrate on winning back his wife, in this week's episode of the superhero comedy. He sets about fashioning a Thermoman sidekick out of one of his ribs with a little help from Arnie. What emerges is a beautiful, statuesque, 6ft blonde called Lula (Hannah Waddingham) – leaving Janet even less impressed than before. When George is demoted to "Sticky Tape Boy" as a result of Lula's efficiencies at her job, he realises something has to be done – because he's at risk of losing his livelihood as well as his wife.
 
===Episode 5 - Not For Prophet===
George is determined to prove his devotion as a father. He decides to set up an Ultronian faith school to give Cassie a taste of Ultronian culture – much to Janet's despair. Before this is possible, though, he must first set up a faith. His efforts to convert Northolt to Wa-Tu-Ma-Hey-Go-Fla lead to George convincing himself – and an impressive crowd of followers – that he must be The Chosen One.
 
===Episode 6 - Dermoman===
George has been caught breaking the speed limit by the Ultronian Police, having been flying faster than light, and has to re-sit his superhero theory test. Janet tells him he has to pass, otherwise he will lose his licence and get sent back to Ultron. Tyler blames Janet for George’s vigour as she has been making him sleep on the couch, but to help him burn off his excess energy she simply suggests George joins a gym. He deems this a good idea and thinks oiling up his pecs might win him Janet’s favour.
 
Unfortunately she wasn't impressed (commenting that he's become the Incredible Hulk), meanwhile Ella thinks that Stanley is becoming a Homosexual (just because he's buying his own clothes). To restore his body to what he was, he takes some of Arnie's reverse steroids, unfortunately he takes too much of them (the whole container), this results in him behaving and dressing like a 15 year old (e.g. bad tempered, depression, immature behavior).
 
George and Tyler have decided to form a band, Janet listens to their guitar playing and singing and she can't lie to them and has to tell them that it was rubbish, this does nothing to shake George out of his second adolesence. Worrying that he's not revising for his superhero theory test, Janet is desperate enough to take Arnie's advice to shake him out of George's second adolesence by going out with him to a cinema, unfortunately his actions result in him and janet being banned from that cinema for life (one of his actions being that he stretched a condom on the head of a bald man).
 
Later as Janet is watching the news, she finds out that George has changed from Thermoman to Whateverman, where his costume involves a hooded top and his actions involve spraying graffiti (e.g. a big 'W' on walls), resulting in him getting an ASBO prohibiting him from all major shopping areas, his comment on this was "Whatever man".
 
When his results come in, he finds that he has a distinction and a superhero licence that'll last until the next millennium, unfortunately it was Ollie that did his superhero theory test (George getting a distinction?! COME ON!). What shakes George from his second adolesence is seeing what he looks like, when he sees Stanley dressed as a "gangsta' rapper", this also shakes him out of his atypical behavior.
 
===Episode 7 - Top of the Table===
In the 50th episode, Old George’s position as second-best superhero in the Galaxy (behind Omnipresentman because he can be everywhere at once) has prompted new George, with Arnie’s help, to market Thermoman-branded merchandise, including Thermo-suits and loo rolls! George hopes that the new Superhero Assessment of Total Saves league table will prove that he is the same George and that Janet will therefore accept him as her husband. Unfortunately (after missing the S.A.T.S league table on teletext twice) he finds out that he's now only 14th on the league table.
 
To help boost his rating, he saves Tyler from jumping off the balcony multiple times, unfortunately he fails to prevent Tyler from jumping off when his (oversensitive) nose detects that Ella is about to be killed, so he take her back to her house, but takes her back again when he finds out it was part of Northolt Players production of 'Othello'.
 
This makes Janet cross with George for ruining her parents play, but George points out that, according to the review of the play, that the best bit of it was when she was taken away, the worst bit was when she came back. He was putting a cast on Tyler's arm (broken by George's previous failure to rescue him) when he accidentally breaks the other arm while signing the cast, meanwhile Piers is invited as the best man for his cousin Deon's[ Who Happens to be a famous Football Presenter] wedding who he hates but will go as he hopes to be in the papers, Mrs Raven, who has £5000 tax to pay off, offers to provide a stripper and the booze for the stag night, Piers accepts this, not knowing that it's Mrs Raven that is the Stripper that she'll provide!
 
George's carelessness drives Janet to go out to smoke a cigarette, which prompts[After Realising this] George to remove all the tobacco and alcohol from the world, starting with Ella and Stanley's alcohol supply, Stanley is disturbed by George's comment that they'll have longer lives together. Janet is annoyed by George's "prohibition" and this makes George feel bad and his delight that it moved him to No.1 slot in the S.A.T.S (beating Unbeatableman in the process) and Arnie is angry at George as the only Thermoman-branded merchandise he can sell is an Voodoo Doll[Destipe he made a deal with Tyler just then to buy them] and has even been Getting Junkmail for it from the Other Side of the Universe, so he starts to eats a burger as Janet goes out.
 
She visits the health centre when it's closed and she finds out that Mrs Raven has setup a [[Speakeasy]] with her homemade booze, Janet finds Ella and Stanley as well, they go into the nurse's office for a game of "Doctors and Nurses" (they find each other attractive when drunk), as Ella goes into the nurses office, Stanley's get another bottle of Mrs Raven's home brew as his eyesight is coming back. Peirs buys a whole crate of Mrs Raven's home brew and as he leaves, Mrs Raven gets ready to be the stripper for the stag night.
 
Janet comes home to find George, still in his Thermoman outfit, is excessively obese[ after more then 800 burgers AND the Plastic toys that were for Cassie and Ollie], he can't even put out the forest fires in Turkey Becuase it takes all Night and Morning to fly back and Forth (which were all deliberately done, so that the people can inhale the smoke), this results in him being reduced to the bottom of the S.A.T.S table (behind Uselessman and Captain C***), he then Returns in the morning bringing down the door and finds Arnie can Only sell Thermo-Fattie Dolls on sicks and to see Tyler in a worse Condition and he has been reduced but to cheer him up Janet Says she Only Loved the Old George because of his weaknesses, to solve his problem, he has an Ultronian Liposuction, which involves a suction hose and a large truck (to put the excess fat in).
 
Janet is pleased that George doesn't care about his S.A.T.S position, She then finds Ella and Stanley tied to each other in sheets at the Health centre(covering most of their bodies, except the feet and their heads), later George takes down the table league and then he and Janet look out of the flat's window to find Piers screaming for help while attached to a lamppost with gaffer tape, which conceals certain parts of his body (Deon and his friends were NOT pleased with Mrs Raven as the stripper, so they decided to "Lynch" him as Mrs Raven phoned him up to do it when she had paied off her Tax), George decides NOT to save him as Janet had FINALLY fallen for him and let him sleep on the bed with her and then they go off for a burger and Beer.
 
Throughout this Tyler gets badly hurt a couple of times. One is When he gets a broken arm from when George failed to save him in an attempt to Boost his ratings from jumping of a balcony. Two his other Arm is Broken when George is signing his Cast on the other arm. Three he is Run over by an old Man on a bike after George saves him from being runover by a bus and he wears a cast around his neck. Four is when George gets fat he sits against him on the furniture and results him being in a Wheelchair
 
===Episode 8 - Believe===
George has been a one-man wrecking ball all week as his super-powers seem to have deserted him. He crashed into the bathroom wall, another bit of the wall after shopping and after a "night out" with Arnie wearing a traffic cone (wouldn't have been so bad if it was on the head). He's even dropped a Bavarian village whilst saving it from a mudslide thus destroying three other villages. Janet insists he sorts himself out, but he doesn’t know what is wrong and hopes it’s just a temporary blip. However, he then playfully throws baby daughter Cassie up into the air – and through the ceiling! Meanwhile Tyler thinks someone has given him a cat to look after, which George reveals to be a hair, Tyler puts it on and decides to "go on the pull".
 
Meanwhile at the health centre, Piers is launching a self-help book called "Believe" and George starts involuntarily hitting people, including Ella (as part of her treatment for ear ache, which she gained after George as Thermoman dropped the village where she and Stanley was staying), Stanley and Mrs Raven. This prompts George to get Arnie to give him a body MOT performing a few tests on him (excluding the "emissions" test) the only thing wrong with him is his confidometer is at 0, this is bad news for George as no self-confidence means no body control and if it isn't fixed he'll be scrapped (with 5-10 seconds warning).
 
Later on at the health centre, Piers is at the launching night of his book, George and Janet are there to get his book to see if it helps. Stanley is making bets on the phone and (thanks to George hitting her on the ear) Ella can't hear him, Tyler comes in and chats up a couple of the women at the reception night, including Ella, George grabs her copy of "Believe" before leaving with Janet guiding him (he lost the ability to walk forwards).
 
The next morning, George is wearing a suit and has no problems with confidence, he decides to start helping others face down their problems, starting with Piers (who stole much of the content of his book from other self-help articles), it turns out that he cheats and schemes because he was bullied at school, locked in the cellar by his father[this was found out in Cassie Come Home Episode 4 of series 5] and ignored my his unfeeling mother while she is celebrating his brother's latest scouting badge, this destroys HIS self-confidence, much to Mrs Raven's amusement (she was saving champagne for when it happened).
 
Later, George has made dinner, set the table and repaired the damage to the flat, just as things were going well for Janet, George asked if she has seen her father naked and Jent realises that it's a counciling session, not a romantic dinner. At the health centre, Ella wants to see Piers, Mrs Raven tells her that "Piers not 'ere, you deaf old trout" using signs and actions to illustrate this, this makes her storm off. Piers is hiding under the counter as he's scared to treat patients, this annoys Mrs Raven as she gets up in the morning to insult Piers (and her triplets keep their explosives under her bed) and this prompts her to take action.
 
After a couple of says living with George the "life councilor from hell", Arnie pays a visit and notices how arrogant George is, he tells Janet that Ultronians have a failsafe that prevent them being too "big-headed", Tyler pays a visit and tells George that the wig isn't working, George tells Tyler to get some sleep, after that he believes that he knows best and surely enough, the failsafe activates, his head explodes!
 
Mrs Raven has tied Peirs to a chair and attached electrodes to him, she tells him to call her an "Hatched faced old witch", he calls her that, Mrs Raven shocks him as he isn't showing contempt, he weakly says "Please", she says "NEVER say please" and shocks him again, she sees that this clearly isn't working and takes stronger measures, holding and hammer over his award for "Best TV Doctor, 1996" and tells him to nasty up or the award gets it, this turns him back to normal, but Mrs Raven leaves the electricity on "just for luck".
 
Georges new head is delivered to Tylers address and he brings them in, along with a few celebrity lookalikes, Arnie notices that there is one missing, it is [[Anne Robinson]], Arnie allows him to take it, Janet finds a head that looks like Brad Pitt, annoying George as he wants "his" head, Janet tells him to be quiet as he's (literally) talking out of his...
 
At the health centre, Peirs and Mrs Raven insult each other, George is back to normal (aside from accidentally ripping off the door.
 
How Mrs Raven tortured Peirs in this episode was similar to how O'Brian had Winston tortured to break him in nineteen eighty four (1984), a novel written by [[George Orwell]].
 
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