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|name=Andrés Bonifacio

|lived=[[November 30]] [[1863]] – [[May 10]], [[1897]]

|placeofbirth=[[Tondo]], [[Manila]]

|placeofdeath=[[Maragondon, Cavite|Maragondon]], [[Cavite]]

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|caption=A photo engraving of Andrés Bonifacio

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|allegiance= [[Katipunan]]

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|rank= Revolution leader

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|battles= [[Philippine Revolution]]

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'''Andrés Bonifacio y de Castro''' ([[November 30]], [[1863]] &ndash; [[May 10]], [[1897]]) was one of the chief leaders of the [[Philippine Revolution|revolution]] of the [[Philippines]] against [[Spanish Empire|Spanish colonial rule]]. The 1896 [[Philippine Revolution]] was the first revolution in Asia against [[Europe]]an [[colonialism|colonial rule]].

==Early life==

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He was born to a Tagalog father and a Spanish [[mestiza]] mother, Catalina de Castro of [[Zambales]]<ref>http://www.visitzambales.com/newlayout/index.php?action=people&part=intfacts</ref>, in [[Tondo]], Manila. His father was a ''cabeza de barangay'' (a leading [[barangay]] official). He was orphaned at a young age. According to popular anecdote, he peddled canes and fans to support his family.

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Later, he worked as a clerk in a British firm in Manila. He married twice - his first wife was a woman named Monica, who died of leprosy. He read books about the French Revolution, ''[[Les Miserables]]'', and the novels of local reformist and future national hero [[Jose Rizal]], among others.

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According to historians, Bonifacio - though projected by detractors as being unlettered - was in fact very literate because a British firm would not have hired him as a clerk if he was not. He was also highly intellectual to be keeping serious novels and political books, many were not even written in his native tongue. He also authored countless articles and poems in the course of organizing the revolution.

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He was a [[Freemason]]. He also joined Rizal's ''[[La Liga Filipina]]'' ([[Spanish language|Spanish]] "The Philippine League"), a society that called for reforms in Spanish rule. However, the ''Liga'' was disbanded shortly after Rizal was arrested and deported to the town of [[Dapitan]] in [[Mindanao]] a day after the group's only meeting.

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==The Katipunan==

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The ''Republika ng Katagalugan'' (Tagalog Republic), with him as President and the members of the ''Katipunan'' high council as his cabinet. "Tagalog", in this sense, was a term used to refer to the Philippines as a whole, not [[Tagalog people|the ethnic group]].

On the night of [[July 7]], [[1892]] (the eve of Rizal's arrest, in fact), Bonifacio founded the [[Katipunan]], a revolutionary secret society which would later spark the [[Philippine Revolution]] of [[1896]] against Spanish rule. In this period, he met his second wife, [[Gregoria de Jesus]], who became a rebel leader in her own right. His right-hand man was [[Emilio Jacinto]]. Within the society, Bonifacio's codename or ''nom de guerre'' was ''Maypagasa'' (There is hope).

==The test==

===Completing the Wikipediholic Test===

# Have you managed to fully complete this test by answering all the set questions? (10)

#* Because you're a Wikipediholic? (20)

#* Because you cheated? (-10, no cheating!)

# Have you managed to complete the manual version in 2007 *or later*? (250)

#*...more than 5 times? (50)

#*...more than 25 times? (200)

#*...more than 150 times?!? (1000)

#* Do you protest the above question because it would take up more time than is necessary to complete the [[Infinite monkey theorem]]? (10)

#** Had you read that article before encountering it here? (18)

#*** Edited it? (30)

# Did you take the test once then come back up here, realising you couldn't answer this until you'd finished, adding an extra 20 points on to your score? (22)

#Do you think completing the test is impossible? (-1)

With the establishment of the Katipunan, Andrés Bonifacio became popularly known as the ''Father of the Revolution'' and eventually held the title of ''Supremo''.

===How often you use Wikipedia===

# Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once a week? (1)

# Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once a day? (3)

# Do you typically use Wikipedia for more than an hour a day? (5)

#* ... more than two hours? (10)

#* ... more than four hours? (15)

#* ... more than six hours? (25)

#* ... more than nine hours? (40)

#* ... more than twelve hours? (50)

#* ... more than eighteen hours? (100)

#* ... more than twenty-four hours? (-500 for lying)

#** Do you protest the above question because your planet has more than 24 hours in a day? (500, and please contact [[SETI]])

#** ... exactly 24 hours, or how long a day is? (200)

#* Do you edit without breaks to eat? (50)

#** ... or drink? (75)

#** ... or to sleep? (100)

#** ... or to go to the toilet? (100)

#*** ... because you edit Wikipedia on the toilet? (50)

#*** ... because you wear a [[GoodNites|youth]] or [[Depend (diaper)|adult]] [[diaper]] so you can spend more time using Wikipedia? (120)

#** ... because you don't edit for that long at a time? (-2)

# Is more than 60% of your time online spent at Wikipedia? (10)

#* ... more than 70%? (20)

#* ... more than 80%? (30)

#* ... more than 90%? (40)

#* ... more than 95%? (60)

#* ... more than 99.9%? (100)

#* ... 100%? (150)

#* ... just slightly less than 100% solely to look up information to add to Wikipedia? (100)

#* ... are you angry that these questions don't work for you, since you are constantly on other websites researching and writing Wikipedia articles leaving little time actually on the Wikipedia web site? (50^2)

#* ... less than 10%? (-10... and you call yourself a Wikipediholic)

#* ... less than 0.1%? (-100; you may leave now)

#* ... 0%, except for taking this test? (-500; What are you doing here?)

# Have you been using Wikipedia for so long you forgot today is your day off? (5)

#* Do you want to protest the above question because today is not your day off? (3)

#** But you're on Wikipedia anyway? (9)

#** ... because you never get a day off from wikipedia? (50)

# Do you think you're using a significant portion of Wikipedia's [[bandwidth]]? (7)

# Do you feel guilty about not having enough time to edit Wikipedia? (5)

#* Do you already spend more than 90% of your daily time here? (75)

# Have you been using (editing) Wikipedia for a day to a week? (2)

#* A week to a month? (5)

#* A month to two? (12)

#* Two months to three? (25)

#* Three months to six? (60)

#* Six months to nine? (75)

#* Nine months to a year? (90)

#* A year to two? (120)

#* Two years to three? (150)

#* Three years to four? (225)

#* Four years to five? (300)

#* More than ''five'' years? (400)

#** Only to vandalize? (-900, and a ban)

#* More than seven years? (-1000, for lying)

# Do you only use Wikipedia while browsing other sites at the same time? (-3)

#* Between 90 and 100% of the time? (-3)

#* Between 60 and 90% of the time? (-2)

#* Less than 60% of the time? (-1)

#* Less than 20% of the time? (1)

#* Never? (6)

#** Do you want to protest the above question because you only browse the other sites for research? (2)

#*** Is that research for Wikipedia articles? (15)

# Do you have Wikipedia bookmarked? (3)

# Is Wikipedia set as your home page? (10)

# Have you had Wikipedia open in more than one window/tab at a time? (1)

#* More than five? (5)

#* More than ten? (10)

#* More than twenty? (20)

#* More than thirty? (30)

#* More than forty? (40)

#* More than fifty? (50)

#* Enough to crash your browser? (50)

#* Enough to crash your computer? (50)

#** Do you protest the above question because it gives points to people using an [[inferior operating system]]? (25)

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#*** Did you have to restrain yourself from redirecting the above link to your least favorite operating system? (10)

# Have you used Wikipedia on more than one browser at a time? (5)

#* To see how a page you edited resolved? (15)

#** On a text-only browser, such as Lynx? (25)

He wrote the patriotic poem, ''Pag-ibig sa Tinubuang Lupa'' (loosely, Love for the Motherland), which saw print in the first and only issue of the ''Katipunan'' periodical, ''Kalayaan'' (Freedom), edited by Jacinto. Allegedly, he also made the first translation of Jose Rizal's final poem, ''[[Mi Ultimo Adios]]'' (My Last Farewell) into [[Tagalog language|Tagalog]].

===Where you use Wikipedia===

# Have you used Wikipedia from more than one computer in the past week? (5)

#* ... more than five? (50)

#* ... more than ten? (100)

#* ... more than twenty? (200)

#* ... did you edit wikipedia on those computers? (20)

# Have you used Wikipedia from more than one operating system in the past week? (5)

# Do you edit Wikipedia on a laptop? (10)

#* Did your laptop's fan go on by itself while you were at Wikipedia? (20)

#* Did your laptop run out of electricity because you were using wikipedia for so long? (25)

# Do you browse Wikipedia on a cell phone, PDA, [[PlayStation Portable]] (or any other mobile gadget) browser? (15)

#* Do you edit Wikipedia on that browser? (25)

#* Do you do anything other than Wikipedia on that browser? (-5)

# If you use dial-up, is your phone bill larger than before you discovered Wikipedia? (5)

#* Have you ever edited an article on Wikipedia while paying long distance charges to connect to the Internet? (10)

#* Do you protest the last question because you don't have dial-up? (1)

# Do you hook up to Wikipedia over a wireless Internet connection? (2)

#* Do you edit Wikipedia articles while over such a connection? (9)

#* Is that connection in a restaurant? (7)

#* Are you on a date in this restaurant? (30)

#** Or do you protest to the last question because you are too young to do so? (10)

#* Did you pick that restaurant because of the wireless connection? (5)

#* Do you ever go to other restaurants? (-3)

#** Do you protest that question because you only go to other restaurants with a wireless internet connection? (9)

#* Do you edit Wikipedia while waiting for your meal? (5)

#** ... at the restaurant? (35)

#** ... during your meal? (25)

#** ... while eating? (40)

#** ... with one hand on the keyboard, and one on your food? (50)

#*** ... without washing your hands? (10)

#** ... with one foot on the food and two hands on the keyboard? (100)

#*** ... without washing your foot/feet? (40)

#** ... with your mouth in the food and two hands on the keyboard? (120)

# Are you on [[Lufthansa]] flight 411D, which has wireless access to the Internet during flight? (25)

#* Are you eating your meal on said flight while taking this test or writing an article? (60)

#* Did you choose this flight over another because of the access to Wikipedia? (140 plus a point for every $10 more you paid for this flight than the one you would have taken)

# Have you ever edited Wikipedia while taking a bath because you found it made the experience even more relaxing? (27, and an electrical shock risk)

# Do you work on Wikipedia in almost zero light because of an electrical power failure? (27)

#* Did you immediately just try to think of ways to get on Wikipedia with no electricity after you read the last question? (18)

#* Does it not matter because your home is [[off-the-grid]]? (52)

#** ... for the sole purpose of editing Wikipedia? (100)

# While at a party or visiting a significant other, have you found yourself wanting to check your watchlist? (10)

#* Did you ask somebody if you could use their computer to check Wikipedia? (50)

#* Did you leave the party/significant other so you could check it? (100)

#* Do you actually use Wikipedia at public computers, even though some pages advise you not to? (5)

#** Or do you uncheck the "Remember Me" button when logging in? (5)

#*** ... do you always do so, even at home? (10)

Just before the Revolution broke out, he formed a revolutionary government called "Republika ng mga Katagalugan" with himself as the president.

===When you use Wikipedia===

# Do you use the [[Wikipedia:Keyboard shortcuts|shortcut keys]] when using Wikipedia? (3)

# Do you edit articles in your [[dreams]]? (20)

# Do you edit articles in your dreams while awake ([[daydreaming]])? (20)

# Do you curse out loud upon waking and realizing that you have to make all those edits over again? (200 points more)

# Or are the edits actually still there...? (100, plus the [[James Randi#The $1 million challenge|Randi prize]])

#* ... because you were daydreaming or drunk but were able to edit anyway? (10)

#** ...was it reverted? (1)

#* Did you just go to the James Randi article? (1)

#** Edit it? (10)

# Have you gotten ideas about articles from your dreams? (40)

# Have you edited before 6:30 in the morning? (6)

#* ... until 2:00? (10)

#* ... until 4:00? (20)

#* ... until 6:00? (40)

#* ... until 8:00 or later? (70)

#** Did you give yourself 140-146 points since it is always 2:00, 4:00, 6:00, or 8:00 somewhere? (3 bonus points for cleverness :))

# Do you edit Wikipedia at night (i.e. after midnight) consuming drinks to keep you up? (4)

#* ...or do you stay up late to edit without the help of drinks? (4)

#** Do you want to protest the last questions because you are under the legal drinking age in your country? (3)

#*** Or because it did not say it was an alcoholic drink? (0.4)

#*** Or because you don't like to drink? (1)

#**** Because the quality of your Wikipedia edits drops? (10, that's the "spirit"!)

#* Do you hold Wikipedia nights, that is, nights when you intentionally go to bed late, after spending a certain number of hours editing Wikipedia? (5)

#** Do you get people to join you in such an event? (16)

#*** Do you make it a party? (20)

#*** Did practically nobody come because they don't like wikipedia? (-3)

#*** ... and continue in the morning, sacrificing important daytime things to continue editing? (80)

#**** Has such behavior made you [[nocturnal]]? (150)

#** Do you hold Wikipedia '''break''' nights, that is, nights when you intentionally try and tear yourself away from Wikipedia to go to bed ''early'', for the sake of your health/career/relations with your significant other/etc? (15)

#*** ''Do you still find yourself on past midnight, anyway?'' (20)

# Do you wake up to find yourself editing Wikipedia? (75)

# Do you make edits while [[drunkenness|drunk]] or under the influence of other intoxicating substances and find that nobody reverts your changes? (3)

#* Do you find it impossible to edit while sober? (-10)

#** ... because the "substance" you get while on wikipedia makes you feel drunk? (1)

# Are you drunk right now? (30)

#* Do you want to protest that last question because you are under the legal drinking age in your country? (15)

#** ... or are you underage and drunk right now anyway? (-35; no points for lawbreakers)

# Have you not answered an e-mail or instant message on time because you were browsing Wikipedia? (5)

# Have you ever browsed Wikipedia while on the phone with your significant other/parents/boss? (5)

# Do you edit Wikipedia while engaging in sexual intercourse? (500; get therapy)

# Have you broken some sort of rule just to visit Wikipedia? (6)

#* More than three? (10)

#** Are you breaking a rule now? (12)

# Have you ever used Wikipedia for a research project and found yourself sidetracked to other articles that interest you? (5)

# How long does it take you to notice that the pages you originally visited for your research are not the pages you are currently reading? (1 point for every minute it took you to realise this)

#* Or did you never realize it, and kept going until you fell asleep? (10 and a bad grade in school/work/home)

#* Or did you not notice it until turning off the computer? (7)

# Have you taken a Wikibreak and you were "successful"? (-20)

#* ... or did you come back immediately during your Wikibreak? (20)

#** ... or do you not know what a Wikibreak is? (10, trust me, you don't want to...)

#** ... if you didn't know, did you think it's when you "break" wikipedia? (-1)

#** ... did you try to do so? (-30)

# Have you ever put off using the bathroom for more than 5 minutes because you were using Wikipedia? (1)

#* More than 10 minutes? (5)

#* More than 30 minutes? (10)

#* More than an hour? (20)

#* More than 3 hours? (50)

#* More than 5 hours? (100)

#* More than 8 hours? (150)

#* More than 10 hours? (200)

#* More than 12 hours? (250)

#* More than 24 hours? (500)

#** Were you actually on Wikipedia for the entire time? (50, plus the Working Man's barnstar)

#** Did you actually feel you needed to go to the bathroom at the time? (20)

#** Do you need to go to the bathroom now? (5)

#** Would you rather go to the bathroom now rather than edit/finish the test? (-5)

#** Or are you so addicted to this site that you forgot to go to the bathroom?! (90 and a doctor to clean your pants)

#** Or did you continue editing and realized that you didn't have to go to the bathroom? (35)

#** Or did you just move your computer into the bathroom? (45)

# Have you ever attempted to leave Wikipedia for good? (-300)

#* ...but failed miserably because you were so addicted to this site? (500)

# ''(for people who attend school and college)'' Are you so addicted to this site that you forgot to (or don't want to) do your homework or skip school? (250 and a bad grade in school)

#* Do you find the score unfair, because someone could just look up Wikipedia while not wanting to do their homework, but eventually do it on time, and still get 250 points? (1)

# ''(for people who have a job)'' Are you so addicted to this site you forgot to (or don't want to) go to work? (350 and possibly fired at work)

#* Do you think this score is unfair, because someone could not want to go to work while looking up Wikipedia, but go to work on time anyways, and still get 350 points? (1)

#* Do you want to protest the last question because you attend school, but you get fewer points than those who have jobs? (10)

#** Because you're more addicted to Wikipedia than those who have jobs? (100)

#*** Do you laugh now and realize that you actually got more points than those who have jobs, thanks to these follow up questions? (5)

#* Or do you work for Wikipedia? (40)

#Have you ever paid way too much money for airport wireless connection while waiting for a flight, just so that you could visit Wikipedia and make sure it had not fallen apart? (50 + $ paid for wireless)

#*...More than once? (100)

#*...More than 10 times? (200)

#*Do you want to contest the following questions because you do not fly that frequently? (50)

#Have you ever pulled your car up outside of a [[Starbucks]] or some other restaurant with wireless so that you could "borrow" their internet for a quick peek at Wikipedia? (100)

#* Do you want to contest this because you don't have a laptop or a car? (1)

#** Because you are under the legal age in your country to own a car? (2)

#*** But you own one anyway? (-50, no points for lawbreakers!)

#** Or do you not have a laptop or car because you live editing Wikipedia on your desktop, and therefore don't need either? (50)

==Downfall==

===What you do on Wikipedia===

====Editing====

# Did you edit a page before creating an account? (2)

#* ... because you don't care about [[privacy]]? (1)

#* ... or because you thought editing anonymously increases your privacy? (-1)

#* ... did you never get an account? (-5)

# Have you [[Help:Starting a new page|start]]ed new articles? (3)

#* ... ½ an article? (0.5)

#** ... did you lie and say you've created ½ an article when it's not possible? (-0.7)

#*** ... or is it because you recognize a stub as ½ an article? (0.75)

#* ... 1 or 2 articles? (1)

#* ... 3–5 articles? (2.5)

#* ... 6–10 articles? (5)

#* ... 10–25 articles? (10)

#* ... 26–50 articles? (25)

#* ... 51–100 articles? (50)

#* ... 101 - 500 articles? (100)

#* ... 501-1000 articles? (500)

#* ... more than 1000 articles? (1000)

# Do you make [[Wikipedia:Redirect|redirect]] pages? (1)

#* Have you made more than 10? (3)

#* ... more than 100? (10)

#* ... more than 1000? (80)

#* ... and use the proper redirect templates to indicate their type? (10)

#* ... do you do this more than 50% of the time? (30)

#* ... more than 75% of the time? (60)

#* ... always? (100)

# Have you made more than 500 edits on Wikipedia? (15)

#* ... more than 1,000? (20)

#* ... more than 2,000? (25)

#* ... more than 3,000? (35)

#* ... more than 4,000? (50)

#* ... more than 5,000? (70)

#* ... more than 7,500? (100)

#* ... more than 10,000? (150)

#* ... more than 25,000? (300)

#* ... more than 100,000? (1200)

#* ... more than 200,000?! (2500)

#* ... more than 300,000?!? (3000)

#** ... because you're a bot? (10)

#* Do you want to protest the above questions because you think they promote [[Wikipedia:Editcountitis|editcountitis]]? (15)

#** ... or because you have a smaller edit count, despite the fact that you've been here longer than the users with high edit counts? (40)

#** Or do you not care, because you have editcountitis anyways? (50)

#**... or because a bot would never be able to comprehend the test, having no consciousness? (15)

#***...did you just try to think of ways to program such a bot? (20)

#***...or do you think the above question is unfair, because you can't program? (15)

# Have you made more than 1,000 edits in a single calendar month? (50)

#* ... more than 2,000? (100)

#* ... more than 3,000? (150)

#* ... more than 4,000? (200)

#* ... more than 5,000? (250)

#* ... more than 6,000? (300)

#* ... more than 7,000? (350)

#* ... more than 8,000? (400)

#* ... more than 9,000? (450)

#* ... more than 10,000? (500)

#* ... more than 20,000?! (750 + an investigation into whether you are a bot)

# Do you have an urge to edit [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|<span style="color: #cc2200">this nonexistent article</span>]]</span>? (1)

#* Did you immediately try to edit the above <s>non</s>existent article? (10)

#* Do you protest the above question because it took you to the article talk page (a page that exists)? (1)

#* Did you view the source to see how we did that, only to be disappointed at the simplistic use of <!--a color span, not taking into account user preferences like themes or the question mark -->(ETIDED)? (2)

#** Did you spend an inordinate amount of mental energy trying to come up with a way to make it work? (3)

#** ... did you copy the source to elsewhere? (5)

# Do you comment on articles or engage in discussions? (2)

# Do you wander on Wikipedia looking for something to contribute to? (5)

# Do you request that articles be [[Wikipedia:Requested articles|created]], [[Wikipedia:Pages needing attention|improved]], [[Wikipedia:Stub|expanded]], [[Wikipedia:Votes for deletion|deleted]], etc.? (1)

#* Do you actually do so? (5)

#* Do you protest the above question because you don't know how to delete an article, or have had an article deleted? (2)

#** Do you protest that question because you think it's unfair that if you know less you get more points? (1)

#*** ...And do you still protest that question because you still don't have as many points? (1)

# Do you fulfill such requests, with all of the examples? (6)

# Have you, in your impatience for others to edit an article, brought an article all the way from a substub or stub to featured article status? (50 and a [[WP:BARN|barnstar]])

# Have you [[Wikipedia:Bug reports|requested]] a new software feature, or reported a [[computer bug|bug]], in the last few weeks? (2)

# Have you ever wished [[MediaZilla:4900|the Wikipediholism RFE]] was fulfilled? (5)

# Have you ever edited a new article with over five internal links to articles that you have edited at some point or another? (2)

#* Were all these articles ones that you not only edited, but created? (2)

#* Did you read the last question and think it should have a score of –2 for creating [[Wikipedia:Walled garden|walled garden]]s? (3)

#** Did you try to edit it because of that? (3)

# Have you ever wanted to edit someone else's [[Wikipedia:Edit summary|edit summaries]]? (2)

#* Have you ever wanted to edit your own edit summaries? (2)

#** Are you really, really happy that Wikipedia finally allows you to ''preview'' your edit summaries? (4)

#* Do you try to put an edit summary on ALL of your edits? (3)

#** Do you get upset if you don't do so? (5)

#*** Do you want to protest the last question because you ''always'' do so? (10)

#*** ... because you enabled "prompt me when leaving a blank summary"? (15)

#* Do you try to summarize edits on something outside Wikipedia? (7)

#** In real life?!? (12)

# Have you ever moved a page? (5)

#* ... more than 10? (10)

#* ... more than 100? (30)

#* To 'ON WHEELS'? (-300)

#** Or do you want to protest that question because there are in fact [[Fear on Wheels|legitimate]] [[Meals on Wheels|uses]] [[Palace on Wheels|for]] [[No Meals on Wheels|pages]] "[[Dog on Wheels|on]] [[Hell on Wheels (disambiguation)|wheels]]"? (2)

#*** Did you click on all of the previous links? (5)

#**** And try to disambiguate the last one? (7)

#**** Do you contest this because it was already disambiguated? (1)

# Do you have a text file filled with Wikipedia templates? (15)

#* Do you not have to because you have all your templates on userpage subpages? (5)

#* Do you just know all of the Wikipedia templates? (30)

# Have you ever uploaded a picture or photograph to wikipedia? (5)

#* To commons? (5)

#* More than 1? (10)

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While Bonifacio's personal campaigns were less than successful, the revolutionaries in Cavite had greater success, led by officers coming from the upper classes, including the celebrated [[Emilio Aguinaldo]]. Thus, they sent out a manifesto calling for a revolutionary government of their own, disregarding Bonifacio's leadership.

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A council comprising of Bonifacio's men and the ''[[Magdalo]]'' and the ''Magdiwang'', two locally-based rival Katipunan factions, held a convention in Tejeros, Cavite to establish a unified front and settle the issue of leadership of the revolutionary movement. The Magdalo faction was led by Baldomero Aguinaldo, cousin to Emilio Aguinaldo. In the elections, the Cavitenos voted their own Emilio Aguinaldo President. Bonifacio, due to the lack of a power base in the province, was voted Director of the Interior.

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However, a member of the ''Magdalo'' faction, Daniel Tirona, questioned Bonifacio's qualifications for high office, declaring him uneducated and unfit for the position. Bonifacio was slighted, all the more so since he had previously asked that the results of the election be respected by all. Invoking his authority as ''Supremo'', he threatened those in attendance with a pistol and declared the results of the Tejeros Convention as null and void and left in a rage. Later, he wrote to Jacinto about his misgivings about the whole matter, as he suspected Tirona of spreading black propaganda against him and fixing the ballots (as some other leaders also suspected).

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It is believed the Supremo from this point headed towards Batangas to lead another Katipunan faction where he would establish his own government. Word of this got back to the Magdalo group. In fear of a separate rival government along with an ongoing revolution, Aguinaldo ordered the arrest of Bonifacio and his brothers. The Magdalo soldiers caught up with Bonifacio in the town of Indang. They surrounded the house and asked Bonifacio and his men to disarm and come out peacefully. Bonifacio refuted and stated that bullets would settle this matter. The stand off lasted through the night.

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At dawn, the soldiers closed in and opened fire. Bonifacio ordered his men not to shoot. His men yelled, "Brothers, don't shoot! Tell us what you want?" The soldiers made their way in. [[Procopio Bonifacio]] was tied up and beaten with a revolver. [[Ciriaco Bonifacio]] was held down by two soldiers and shot to death. Bonifacio was stabbed and beaten with a rifle butt. [[Gregoria de Jesus]](wife of Andres Bonifacio) recounted that after the capture of the Supremo, the leading officer approached her, asking where they had stashed the Treasury money.

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The brothers were taken to Naic and tried in a kangaroo court headed by General [[Mariano Noriel]]. Both were charged with treason and sedition, punishment was death by firing squad. In Emilio Aguinaldo's biography, Aguinaldo claims he superseded this judgment and ordered the Supremo to be exiled and banished to Mt. Nagpatong. Major [[Lazaro Makapagal]], along with four soldiers, was given orders to lead the Bonifacio brothers to Mt. Nagpatong. Makapagal was also given a sealed envelope with strict orders not to open it until they reached the mountains. On [[May 10]], [[1897]], at Mt. Nagpatong, Major [[Lazaro Makapagal]] opened the letter, faced the Supremo and his brother, and read its contents aloud. Andres and Procopio were to be executed by firing squad or he himself would be shot. It was signed by General [[Mariano Noriel]]. Makapagal turned his back and his soldiers opened fire on the Bonifacio brothers. The Supremo was only 34 years old. Fearing their gunfire being heard by Spanish forces, they quickly dug a shallow grave and covered the two bodies with twigs and branches. Co-patriots of the Revolution regarded this an ugly blot laid at Aguinaldo's door, though Aguinaldo originally wanted them banished instead.

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In 1918, an expedition lead by one of the former soldiers found the grave of Andres Bonifacio. His remains were exhumed and placed in a urn at the Legislative Building (today National Museum) in Manila. In 1945, near the end of WWII during the [[Battle of Manila]], the building was completely destroyed. The Supremo's remains are lost forever.

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Some historians, like [[Renato Constantino]], see him as a champion of the masses who was slighted by ambitious members of the upper class. Others like [[Gregorio Zaide]], favor Aguinaldo and company over him. [[Glenn May]] goes as far as saying that his role as a national hero was largely invented. Also, there is debate whether he should be considered the first Philippine President instead of Aguinaldo and the national hero instead of Rizal until now.

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#* Was it adopted? (20, and our congratulations!)

#**...or was it unmercilessly shot down before it ever got started? (-5 and our sympathies)

#***...or did someone else beat you to the punch? (10 for at least trying)

#****Do you feel the need to hurt the other guy for suggesting your idea first? (-5 and a free tour of [[anger management]])

# Do you find this whole section unfair since it judges you for programming skills? (-5)

#*...Is this because you can not gain points here? (-5)

#**...Or have you resolved to figure it out on your own so you can one day operate a bot? (50 for your determination)

Some analytical historians, claim that what happened at Tejeros, Cavite was actually a coup de etat to wrest power from Bonifacio by the bourgeois or upper class represented by Aguinaldo. (Aguinaldo and members of his class enjoyed more privilege status even before the revolution. They would not allow a victorious president Bonifacio ordering land and wealth distribution as his first decree.) Hence, the Tejeros Convention was a farce intended to lure Bonifacio to the Caviteño territory. The presidential election wasn't a national election at all. Participated only by mostly Caviteños. The other revolting provinces such as Bulacan, Pampanga, Tarlac, Laguna, Batangas, and others, were not participants. Bonifacio, who was too fueled with idealism, was too naive to understand maneuvering politicians. Bonifacio was not allowed to get out of Cavite. He was tried then executed promptly for treason. Many now asks: Had Bonifacio able to slip to Manila could he have declared that the Aguinaldo was the one who betrayed the revolution?

===How Wikipedia has affected you===

====Physical behavior====

# Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on Wikipedia? (12)

# Are you sleeping in after 8:00 in the morning because you edited Wikipedia overnight? (5)

#* after 9:00? (10)

#* after 10:00? (20)

#**... Did you check all of the above questions because it is 8:00, 9:00 or 10:00 somewhere in the world? (3 points for being smart)

# When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry, do you get up and start working on Wikipedia so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (8)

#* Does that work? (6)

#* Or were you so engaged on Wikipedia you forgot to go back to bed? (10)

# Do you lose sleep because you think you may have misspelled a word like ''mispelled'' on some talk page? (6)

#* Did you wake up to check if you misspelled it? (6)

# Have you ever dreamed about Wikipedia? (3)

#* Have you ever dreamed about other Wikipedians? (5)

#* Do you wake up in the night in a cold sweat wondering whether your latest submission was truly written from the [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]? (6)

#* Do you have nightmares about vandalism? (7.5)

#** Did you notice that this question is 2 sections above this? (5)

# Have you woken up at night to realize you're at your computer editing Wikipedia? (80)

#* ...more than once? (40 more for each occurence)

# Have you been forced to switch your mousing hand because your shoulder/arm was in terrible pain from using Wikipedia all day? (30)

#* ... and did you have to switch back because you screwed up the other arm too? (50)

#** Did you need arm/shoulder surgery shortly after that? (2% of the cost of the surgery in [[United States dollar]]s)

#* Are you morbidly obese because you spend so much time editing that you never exercise? (5)

#** ... or do you burn all the calories you need to to stay healthy because of the energy you use typing? (15)

# Do you wake up early in order to edit Wikipedia? (5)

#* Before 7:00 a.m. (where you live)? (8)

#* Before 6:30 a.m. (where you live)? (15)

#* Before 6:00 a.m. (where you live)? (25)

#* Before 5:30 a.m. (where you live)? (35)

#* Before 5:00 a.m. (where you live)? (50)

#* Before 4:30 a.m. (where you live)? (75)

#* Before 4:00 a.m. (where you live)? (100)

#** Did you try to wake up at one of those times in order to get the extra points? (10)

#*** But failed miserably because you're not "a morning person"? (-6)

#*** Or did you succeed because you knew it was for the good of Wikipedia? (15)

#**** Or do you protest to the above question because waking up early decreases the quality of your edits and is thus not for the good of Wikipedia? (15)

#***** Or are edits made in the early morning better? (10)

#****** Do you think the previous question has a POV score? (10)

# When you are reading a book, is the first thing you do to flip to the [[index]] and search for "Wikipedia"? (10)

#* Do you actually find it? (15)

#** If you don't find it, do you tremble with frustration and disappointment? (20)

#*** Or do you attempt to make an edit to the book to have it? (50)

#**** Do you succeed? (200)

#** If you do, do you immediately flip to the corresponding pages and spend a considerable amount of time reading about Wikipedia? (25)

#*** Do you protest to the above two questions because you didn't find it and received fewer points than those who did? (5)

#**** Do you protest to the above question now as further edits have made this false? (0, that's life)

#* Or do you protest to this whole question, because you are so busy on Wikipedia that you have no time for reading about it? (50)

# Do you not care about your dental health because you are too into Wikipedia? (50)

#* Do you not visit the dentist because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (100, go have a [[Wikipedia:Wikibreak|Wikibreak]] now!)

#* Do you not use Listerine, even if the dentist advised you to do so? (1)

#* ...Or do you '''ONLY''' brush your teeth once a day? (10)

#* ...or do you never brush your teeth at all? (100, and go see a dentist now!)

#** Do you protest the above questions because you cannot afford to buy Listerine? (-5, that is sad)

#** Do you protest the above questions because you cannot afford to buy a toothbrush? (-20, that is very sad)

#*** Is it because you donated your whole fortune to Wikipedia? (100, 0.01% does not count as the whole fortune)

#* Or do you protest the whole question about dental health because you visit your dentist regularly, brush regularly, and rinse your mouth after every meals? (50, and a dental award)

#* Do you experience [[withdrawal]], [[clinical depression]], uncontrollable weeping, or some other affliction when you are unable to use Wikipedia for the time of one week? (8)

#** …the time of 5 days? (16)

#*** …3 days? (24)

#**** 2 days? (40)

#***** 1 day? (64)

#****** 1 ''hour?'' (128)

#* Are you annoyed by the seemingly random nature of the previous six questions' scores? (5)

#** Do you wish to protest the above question because you realize that they are not random, but are combinations of non-one [[powers of two]]? (12)

#Have you evolved into a cyborg from overuse of Wikipedia? (1000000)

#*Did answer yes to the above because you think "[[cyborg]]" is a broad enough term to encompass just about anyone who uses Wikipedia to supplement their own knowledge? (10)

#*Have you used this shape to improve Wikipedia at an immense level? (50000000)

#**Or do you just vandalize unstoppably? (-100000000 and a strong electromagnetic pulse)

====Social life==Today==

[[Image:Bonifacio_Monument.JPG|left|thumb|100px|Bonifacio Monument in [[Caloocan City]], sculpted by [[Guillermo Tolentino]]]]

# Have you ever told someone about your countless edits? (5)

[[Image:Php_bill_10_front.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Andrés Bonifacio (right) on the 10-peso bill]]

#* Did that ruin your social life? (15)

Bonifacio's birthday on [[November 30]] is celebrated as '''Bonifacio Day''' (Filipino: ''Araw ni Bonifacio'') and is a public holiday in the Philippines.

#* Did that help your social life? (25)

#** Do you protest that question because you do not have a social life? (25)

#*** Is Wikipedia to blame? (50)

# Do you have a [[m:Wikipedia T-shirts|Wikipedia T-shirt]] (or another Wikipedia product)? (10)

#* More than one? (20)

#** Do you at least want one? (50)

#** Did you click the link and spend the last 5 minutes reading all the different shirts? (120)

# Is something you have thought was important, such as social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on Wikipedia? (10)

# Do you judge people you know in "real life" partly on the basis of their Wikipedia contributions? (10)

#* ... ''fully'' on the basis of their Wikipedia contributions? (30)

#** Do you think quality of contributions to Wikipedia is an '''important criterion''' in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (15 and a crash course in dating)

# Do you argue that contributions to Wikipedia are "productive" or "useful" - unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching [[football]]? (10)

#* Did you feel the need to disambiguate the link to football in the last question? (10)

#** ... or did you not because you knew someone from across the pond would just change it? (5)

#*** Did you actually change it, just to see if someone would put it back? (15)

#**** Did you put it back so that these questions wouldn't be inappropriate? (10)

#*** Do you like football or any sport more than Wikipedia? (-50)

#** More than one sport? (-100, you think you're a wikipediaholic?)

# Have you ever phoned another Wikipedian? (2)

# Have you ever met another Wikipedian in "real life"? (3)

# Do you live with another Wikipedian? (40)

# Are you "in a relationship" (boyfriend/girlfriend) with another Wikipedian? (20)

#* Did you "recruit" them to Wikipedia by telling them how amazing it is? (70)

#* Have they asked if Wikipedia is more important to you than they are? (30)

#** ... and did they break up with you because you said ''yes'' when they asked you if you think Wikipedia is more important than they are? (50)

#* Did you break up with them because they answered ''no'' when you asked them if Wikipedia was more important than you are? (150, and '''call your psychiatrist ''NOW!''''')

# Do you protest that question because you're too young? (100)

# Are you engaged with another Wikipedian? (25)

# Have you ''married'' another Wikipedian? (45)

#* Do you want to protest to the previous question because you're too young to do so/unable to do so for whatever reason? (15)

#* Do you have Wikipedian children? (65)

#** Do you want to protest to the previous question because you're too young to do so/unable to do so for whatever reason? (20)

# Have you chosen to edit Wikipedia instead of being "''intimate''" with your partner? (15)

#* Do you want to protest to the previous question because you're too young to do so/unable to do so for whatever reason? (10)

# Are you dating a non-Wikipedian? (-6)

#* Do you have [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]] issues with the negative score attributed to the previous question? (6)

# Have you told your significant other/parent something from Wikipedia while on the phone? (10)

#* Was he or she impressed? (8)

#* ... or bored? (-5)

# Are you someone who is considered a social outcast? (5)

#* Because of Wikipedia? (50)

# Do you promote Wikipedia in person or by mentioning it on [[Usenet]], [[Internet Relay Chat|IRC]], [[Internet forum|forums]] or message boards, [[World Wide Web|web pages]], mail [[signature]]s, etc.? (10)

#* ... practically every day? (15)

#* ... for more than 2 hours a day? (35)

#** Do you want to protest the above question because you promote the growth of Wikipedia for hours, and only receive 35 points? (15)

#*** Or that you spend ''all'' your time on Wikipedia because other sites interfere with the productivity of your edits? (75)

#* ... so often that others are fed up hearing about it? (20)

#** Have they actually complained? (25)

#*** More than once? (30)

# Have you ever been ''banned'' from an IRC channel for linking to Wikipedia too many times? (15)

#* Banned from an entire ''network''? (50)

# When people ask you questions, is your answer invariably a wiki link? (5)

# Has your constant Wikipedia use scared off your friends? (25)

#* ... your family? (50)

#* ... your cat? (75, and $20 to go get a life)

#** Do you find the feline-centric nature of the last question abhorrent and demand 75 points and $20 for scaring off ''any'' pet? (25)

#*** ... and did you actually scare off that pet? (50)

#*** Did you realize that the use of [[United States dollar]]s is both irrelevant and a product of [[systemic bias]]? (20)

#**** Did you realize that it did not actually say ''US dollars''? (10)

# Do you have more Wikipedia articles open than pictures of your spouse/family? (3 points for each one)

# Do you use terms like "dab", "lk", "sp", "revert", "blanking", "content", "NPOV", "vanity page", "minor edit", "vandal", "troll", "developer", "double brackets", "diff", "hist", "todo", "watchlist", "wikimarkup", or other terms in their Wikipedia sense in unrelated contexts? (5)

# Did you take an expensive language course just to edit Wikipedia in more languages? (125)

#* Did this cost more than $100? (40)

#** More than $250? (90)

#*** More than $500? (200)

# Would you risk your family members' lives just to edit an article? (200)

# Have you ever referred to offline alter egos as "sock puppets"? (2)

# Do you not have a social life because you're too tired from editing on Wikipedia? (40)

#* Did you notice that a similar question is just a few questions above this one? (1)

#Do you dress up as [[Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan|Wikipe-tan]] at [[cosplay]]/[[anime]] conventions? (100)

#*...even if you're a guy? (200)

#** Do you want to protest the above question because you're not a guy? (1)

#*** Do you want to protest the above question because it seems sexist because of the low score? (10)

#Do you find yourself prefixing ordinary words with "wiki-" for no reason whatsoever? (12)

#Were you upset because another user from Wikipedia is leaving? (20)

#*Did you actually ''cry'' and ''sob'' just because a Wikipedian is leaving? (50)

#**Did you suffer chronic depression because of the above question? (200 and a psychiatrist appointment)

#* Did you beg them not to leave? (15)

#** More than once? (20)

# Do you refer to your newborn children as "stubs"? (5)

# Have you ever cited Wikipedia policy during an argument? (10)

# Do you describe your love to your partner or spouse using Wikipedia editing metaphors? (15)

# Have you found yourself making up and singing songs about Wikipedia? (15)

#*Have you gotten other people to sing them? (25)

There are many monuments to Bonifacio across the nation, with the most famous being two sculptures, one by [[Napoleon Abueva]] and the other by [[Guillermo Tolentino]], both [[National Artist of the Philippines|National Artists]].

====Computing habits====

# Do you have a Wikipedia keyword or search plugin for your browser? (2)

# Do you type in wiki markup code? (20)

#* Only on Wikipedia? (-8)

#* ... talk in wiki markup code? (25)

#* Have you typed a report in wiki markup code? (35 and a bad grade)

#* Have you installed your own wiki? (50)

#** ... so that you could rewrite Wikipedia articles? (5)

#** ... or implemented the same markup from scratch on your own website? (50)

#*** ... and then release a plugin for others to use? (10)

# Have you ever tried to transclude a template into a plain old text file? (5)

#* Have you done so successfully (without copying and pasting)? (100)

# Have you ever spent more than 15 minutes making ''one edit''? (5)

#* ... more than 30 minutes? (10)

#* ... more than an hour? (25)

#* ... more than 2 hours? (75)

# Do you subscribe to [[Wikipedia:Mailing lists|Wikipedia-L]] or any other Wikipedia mailing list? (2)

#* Do you actually read the posts to that mailing list? (2)

#* Do you find yourself refreshing the mailing list, hoping that something new has arrived? (5)

#** ... or do you have an automatic notifier, and laugh because you only have to refresh whenever the notifier tells you to? (7)

#*** If you have one, did you make it yourself specifically for the Wikipedia mailing lists? (10)

# Did you buy a second monitor so you could devote an entire display to Wikipedia? (10% of the cost of the second monitor in United States dollars)

#* Do you protest that question because it's US dollars? (100)

# Have you donated money to Wikipedia? (20)

#* Have you wanted to, but been too young or poor to do so? (19.5, it's the thought that counts.)

# Have you ever thought about editing a normal webpage? (4)

#* Have you ever '''looked''' for the edit button? (7)

#** Did you actually find it? (10)

#*** Because you switched back to Wikipedia without noticing? (20)

#*** Or because you consider Wikipedia a normal website? (45)

# Do you try to provide edit summaries when filling out forms on non-Wiki web sites? (5)

#*...when renaming files on your own computer? (8)

# Have you ever instinctively reached for the ''edit'' link to correct an unfortunate wording while reading a newspaper, book, etc? (4)

#*... while listening to someone? (30)

#**... was that ''someone'' your teacher, lecturer, professor, spouse, parents, significant other, etc? (35)

#*** ... did you forget to listen because you wanted to edit? (40)

#**** Did you actually edit what they were saying (by talking in wiki-markup code)? (50)

# Do you save offline copies of long pages (i.e., [[WP:AN]], [[WP:RFAR]]) or the mailing list so you can read them later when you are offline? (5)

# Do you classify links as internal and external on other sites (of course wrongly!) based on the color in your Wikipedia [[meta:Help:Preferences|skin]]? (2)

# Have you made "Wikipedia" the name of a [[MUD]] character? (5)

# Are you surprised when you click on a normal link and it doesn't take you to a Wikipedia article? (1)

# Are all of your bookmarks Wikipedia-related? (5)

# Have you installed the Wikipedia [[Mozilla Firefox|Firefox]] extension? (5)

#* Have you installed the extension but found you never ever use it because you know all the details of Wikimarkup by heart anyway? (10)

#* Have you installed it, realized it doesn't work as intended, and fixed it on your computer? (3)

#** Did you submit the fix back to the [http://mycroft.mozdev.org/ mycroft project]? (10)

#*** Are you upset that they still haven't posted your fix? (2)

#* Did you just realize said extension existed, stop the test to install it, and continue where you left off? (5)

#** After trying to install it, did you find out that it didn't work with Firefox 1.5 or greater, cursed, and continue with the quiz? (5)

# Do you have the Wikipedia [http://www.apple.com/downloads/dashboard/reference/wikipedia.html widget] on your [[Dashboard (software)|Dashboard]]? (5)

#* Do you want to protest the above question because your [[Macintosh]] runs the [[Mac_OS_X_v10.3|Panther]] operating system or older? (6)

#** Because your [[Macintosh]] is too old to run any version of [[Mac OS X]]? (7)

#*** Because you don't use a [[Macintosh]]? (8)

#**** Do you think that the previous questions are POV? (10)

# Do you have the Wikipedia gadget on your [[Google desktop]]? (10)

# Have you ever wanted to edit a chat or IRC message you just sent? (5)

#* Was that in a Wikipedia-related channel? (3)

#** Wikipedia itself? (10)

# Have you ever signed a real e-mail or any other message not associated with Wikipedia with <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>? (1)

#* More than 10 times? (10)

#* More than 50 times? (50)

#* More than 100 times? (100)

#* On every e-mail? (200)

# Have you ever put double brackets around a word outside of Wikipedia? (3)

#* ...more than ten times? (15)

#* ...more than fifty times? (60)

#* ...on every word you type?!? (200)

#** Or do you want to protest the last question because it promotes [[overlinking]]? (10)

# Have you joined a Wikipedia community on a non-Wikipedia website? (3)

# Do you refuse to use social networking sites like [[Facebook (website)|Facebook]] or [[MySpace]] because your Wikipedia user page is "better than that crap"? (8)

#* Do you protest to the last question because you do use Facebook or MySpace but insist your Wikipedia user page is still better? (10)

#** Do you link to your Wikipedia user page from your Facebook or MySpace profile? (15)

#*** Do you think that the two previous questions are non-wikipediholic? (25)

# Have you begun to say <nowiki>"asterisk apostrophe apostrophe apostrophe Support/Oppose/Comment apostrophe apostrophe apostrophe tilde tilde tilde tilde"</nowiki>, like in [[WP:FAC]] or [[WP:FPC]], when you agree/disagree/want to say something in real life? (20)

# Are you opposed to Britannica and all other encyclopedias because Wikipedia is better? (5)

#* Are you in support of Britannica, but you think Wikipedia is better? (40)

# Are you opposed to Google because Wikipedia is better? (15)

#* Are you in support of Google, but you think Wikipedia is better? (75)

# Have you ever stopped using touch-typing tutor CDs/having touch-typing courses because you've learnt how to touch-type because of Wikipedia? (5)

#*Did you actually throw away the CD? (6)

In current [[Philippine peso|Philippine currency]], he is depicted in the 10-peso bill (currently out of production) and 10-peso coin, along with fellow patriot [[Apolinario Mabini]].

====The rest of the world====

# Did you scoff at this header because Wikipedia ''is'' the world? (20)

# Have you ever edited Wikipedia in a country that you don't live in? (10)

#* ... in two or more? (20)

#** ... in five or more? (50)

#** ... in ten or more? (110)

# Are you currently in a Wikipedia cult/clan? (15)

#* ... Are you leader of that clan? (30)

#* ... that wars with other encyclopedia clans? (45)

#** ... with another Wikipedia clan? (70)

#*** Do you protest the above question, because you don't war against other Wikipedians? (80)

# Did you stop using your expensive CD-ROM encyclopedia and use Wikipedia for everything instead? (2)

#* Did you throw away that encyclopedia? (6)

#* Or did you keep that encyclopedia to cite as a source in Wikipedia articles? (10)

#** ... and did so correctly? (5)

#** ... or went ahead and added the material without providing a source? (-10)

# Have you ever submitted an assignment for work or school that cited Wikipedia? (6)

#* Did it cite an article that you had edited? (10)

#* ... created? (25)

#** And did the teacher give you a bad grade, because he/she is biased against Wikipedia? (10)

#*** Do you think this unfair? (15)

# Do you think [[Uncyclopedia]] [http://en.uncyclopedia.org/wiki] is better than Wikipedia? (-200)

#* Do you actually believe the (of course fake) content on Uncyclopedia? (-10)

#** Or is Wikipedia better? (25)

#*** Do you hate Uncyclopedia so much you could smash your computer? (50)

#**** But didn't as doing so would disable your editing abilities? (50)

# Have you ever seen some of your work from Wikipedia published in a newspaper or other form of press? (50 points for each occurrence)

# Have you written your Wikipedia username as your name on homework assignments? (10)

#* ... because your username is your real name? (-9)

# Do you take out library books to help you write or edit articles on subjects you know very little about? (8)

# Have you ever bought a CD, movie, video game, book or other media product so you can write the article, scan the cover and upload it to Wikipedia? (5)

#* Did you pay full price for it? (5)

#** ... or even more? (10)

#* ... or did you steal it? (-40, no points for lawbreakers)

# Have you ever considered running a wiki version of your school's site? (3)

#* Have you ever done so? (5)

# When you applied for community service, did you volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (15)

# Have you listed your work on Wikipedia on your curriculum vitae or resumé? (10)

#* Or will you do it when you apply for a job or university in the future? (5)

# Do you believe that nearly all of your success in your workplace or school comes from information gained on Wikipedia? (4)

# When you see vandalism in real life, do you think "These must be the type of people that vandalize Wikipedia"? (2)

# Have you ever recommended Wikipedia to any of your ''real'' family or friends? (4)

#* Did they join Wikipedia and contribute? (8)

#** Have they themselves become Wikipediholics? (12)

# During [[driver's education]], did you ask everyone you crashed into to give you a break instead of [[Wikipedia:Please do not bite the newcomers|biting]] you? (4)

#* Did thinking about Wikipedia cause you to crash in the first place? (-3)

#* Or are you too young to drive, so you stay at home editing Wikipedia instead? (10)

==In film==

===Wikipedia knowledge and opinion===

Bonifacio was portrayed by Julio Diaz in ''Bayani'' (Hero), a feature film loosely based on his life directed by experimental ''auteur'' Raymond Red, and an educational television series also named ''Bayani''.

# Do you know who [[Jimbo Wales]] is? (2)

#* If you don't, did you just look for his article? (5)

#* Has he ever talked to you on your user talk page? (6)

#** ... or are '''you''' Jimbo Wales? (1000000)

#*** Did you lie to the above question to win the test? (-1000025)

#*** Or are you Jimbo Wales, but not '''''the''''' Jimbo Wales? (2)

#****because you changed your name to that of your idol? (1000)

#*** ... and do you talk to yourself on your user talk page anyway? (5)

#*** Are you upset that Jimbo has not claimed his undoubtedly permanent top spot on the top 20 highest scoring users? (5)

#**** Or do you think that eventually someone will get over 100000 points? (5)

# Do you know where the Wikimedia Foundation is based? (10)

# Do you know when Wikipedia was founded? (01.152001)

#* Did you correct the score above because the date was incorrect? (20)

# Did you discover Wikipedia from Larry Sanger's message? (40)

#* Do you know what this refers to? (50)

# Have you ever thought about the [[social impact]] of Wikipedia? (10)

#* Have you ever been asked about it in an interview (e.g. for a newspaper)? (25)

# Do you think Wikipedia will be better than every other encyclopedia soon? (8)

#* ... or you think it is already better than every other encyclopedia? (18)

#** ... because you can change the spelling of the last word in the last question to "encyclopædia"? (2)

#*** Have you actually tried to change it? (5)

#**** More than once? (5)

# Do you consider Wikipedia to be the closest thing to a precursor for "the computer" in ''[[Star Trek]]''? (5)

# Do you honor Wikipedia like it's a king? (40)

# Do you ever use Wikipedia to resolve a dispute? (41)

# Have you ever cheered out loud when you look at the updates on the Wikipedia [[Wikipedia:Awareness statistics|Awareness Statistics]]? (5)

# Have you ever written a book about Wikipedia? (150)

#* ... and written an article about that book? (-5 for not following [[WP:COI]])

#** ... then had someone correct a slip you made in the article? (5)

#* Are you really mad about the fact that you wrote an entire book about Wikipedia yet got only 150 points? (5)

# Do you know how many users Wikipedia has? (10)

#* ... or do you protest to the above question because the number of users change every minute? (5)

#**... but then you realize you don't need to know the exact number of users (estimation) to answer yes to the above question? (5)

#* Do you know approximately how often a new user account is created? (5)

# Have you ever made up a name for wikipedia users? (88)

In ''[[José Rizal (film)|Jose Rizal]]'', a film about the national hero, he was portrayed by [[Gardo Verzosa]].

===Meta-questions===

# Have you ever taken this quiz more than once simply to correspond with the most recent version? (3)

# Have you cheated on this test? (-40)

#* ... In ''almost'' every section? (-100)

#* ... to get into the Top 20 below? (10)

#** ... even though you know there is no visibly ''official'' ''top 20 below'' list? (7)

# Did you immediately think of ways to improve this test, or adjust the scores so that they neatly add up to 100? (3.141592653589)

#* ... such as changing the score of the previous question to π? (1.61803398875)

#* ... or by removing the previous two questions? (2.718281828459)

#* Do you remember when the scores actually added up to 100 and laugh now that there are more questions than that on the test? (57)

#** Do you protest to the above question because you didn't know about Wikipedia when the score was 100? (3)

#** Do you find it funny that all of these scores are mathematically-important numbers? (6.67E-9)

#*** Did you know the last question was scientific notation? (100)

#**** Did you actually solve it? (100)

# Have you edited this test? (14)

#* ... and then taken it again? (4)

#** ... and you got a higher score? (16)

#*** ... was that only because you edited the test to get a higher score? (-50, no cheating)

#* ... so you could remain in denial about your affliction? (8)

#* ... or so you could claim bragging rights? (12)

# Do you think your score is too high and maybe you'll do something about it after "a few more edits"? (7)

#* ... or are you so proud of it that you retake the test every month or more often to see how much more addicted you've become? (10)

# Have you ever clicked back in order to score a question because you forgot it? (1)

# Did you notice that there is a different number of questions in the automated version? (2)

#* Do you protest to the above question because the two tests appear to be completely identical to you? (1)

#* Were you annoyed to find out you didn't have to be adding up your score manually? (2)

#** Were you then relieved to find that the automated version wasn't working? (2)

#*** ... then check back again and find that it had been fixed? (1)

#* Did you read through all of these questions without keeping score and are relieved that there was an automated page? (1)

#** Did you do this test with a calculator or paper because you didn't know there was an automated version? (10)

#*** ... or did know but added your score manually anyway? (40)

#**** ... without a calculator? (50)

#***** ... even though there was one right in front of you? (20)

#****** Will you put a calculator in front of you the next time you take this test, so you can get those 20 points? (10)

#**** ... solely in your head? (250)

#*** ... or do you have parental controls on your browser that don't allow you to take the automated version? (50)

#**** ... or have you used [http://www.peacefire.org PeaceFire] to get by your parental controls so you can take the automated version? (15)

#**** ... or did you see the automated version and decide to do the manual instead? (10)

#** Did you take both tests, compare the scores, and see which one gives you more points? (4)

# If you have a web page, do you proudly display your score from this test on it? (5)

#* Did you notice that your user page could technically ''be'' your web page, and are displaying the score there to get 5 extra points? (5)

#** Have you ever not updated your user page Wikipediholic test score because it had gone down? (50)

#*** Did you purposefully retake the test, letting your score fall, so that you could add 50 points to it by answering yes to the last question? (-51 — that is just sad)

# Did you realize you've just read — with academic interest! — a list of hundreds of questions and added up your score? (2)

#* ... and ignore the fact that the open nature of this quiz prevents your score from ever being objective? (2)

#* ... or did you create an automated version of this test so you wouldn't have to add up your score? (100)

#** ... because you didn't know there already was one? (100)

#*** ... or did know but made one anyway? (100)

#**** ... or did you just create one ''before'' one existed? (125)

#* Did you ask the creator to fix it when it failed? (20)

# Upon seeing the top 20 scores at the bottom there, did you go back into the test to see if you could squeeze more points from it? (15)

#* ... did you realize that since this test is dynamic and ever-changing, it really doesn't matter? (1)

#** ... and did you not care? (3)

#** ... or realize that you can add a question worth a large number of points and then remove it to claim the top score? (3)

# Were you extremely addicted early on (score above 400 in your first three months)? (30)

#* Did you score above 600 in your first three months? (45)

#* Did you score above 800 in your first three months? (75)

#* Did you score above 1000 in your first three months? (100)

#* Did you score above 1200 in your first three months? (125)

#* Did you score above 1500 in your first three months? (150)

#* Did you score above 2000 in your first three months? (200)

#* Did you score above 3000 in your first three months? (250, are you okay?)

#* Did you score above 5000 in your first three months? (400, and a ticket for one free life)

#* Did you score above 10,000 in your first three months?!?! (500, and a possible investigation)

#* Did you score above 15,000 in your first three months? (750, you really need help)

#* Did you score above '''20,000''' in your first three months? (1000, go see a doctor '''''NOW!''''')

#** Do you protest to these questions because when you were in your first three months, the scores weren't that high? (100)

#** Did you lie in the above questions just to increase your score? (-2500, no cheating)

# Did you delay taking this test because you were too busy editing other Wikipedia article(s)? (5)

# Have you wanted to move this page to conform to Wikipedia's [[Wikipedia:Naming conventions#Lowercase second and subsequent words|naming conventions]]? (5)

#* ... have you done so? (15)

#* ... did you just check to see if there was a redirect? (2)

# Have you added together all of the point values on this test just to see how many points are possible? (5)

#* Do you know the number off the top of your head? (40)

#* Are you going to do this after you finish? (2)

#* Do you get upset because people cause the maximum score to change often? (2)

# Do you have something you should be doing, and are procrastinating by reading all of these questions? (10)

# Do you take this test on a yearly basis or more? (1)

#* On a monthly basis or more? (12)

#* On a weekly basis or more? (52)

#* On a daily basis OR MORE? (365)

# Is this the first time you have taken this test? (1)

#* Are you planning to retake it? (5)

# Have you taken this test more than once? (2)

#* More than 5 times? (10)

#* More than 10 times? (20)

#* More than 20 times? (40)

#* More than 40 times? (80, how do you keep count?)

#* More than 50 times? (100, Medic, quick, it's an emergency!)

#* More than 150 times? (300, Go see a doctor '''NOW'''!!!)

#** ... because you have OCD or wikiholic syndrome or editcountits? (0.11111111, go see a doctor if your score is above 1992.52525252)

#*** ... and you are ''obsessed'' or ''compulsed'' or ''wikiholicified'' or ''editcountitsified'' or ''something else'' with Wikipedia? (10)

#**** ... did you even bother to read or pronounce the above question, or fix it because there are words that don't exist (see ''neologisms'')? (15)

#***** Or did you read them, because you ''are'' an obsessed, cumpulsed, wikipediholic, editcountitic, Wikipedian? (20)

# Do you have over 10 edits to this page? (10)

#* Over 50? (50)

#** Over 100?! (100)

#*** Over 200?!? (200)

# Have you ever added the toolong template to the top of this page, for humor purposes only, as the test seems to grow weekly? (10)

# Did you take this test manually from top to bottom after January 1st, 2007 (when its length was already impressive), despite the automated version being much quicker? (150, and a free appointment with a psychologist)

# Have you ever edited the scores? (-10)

#* Because you wanted to get a higher score? (-25)

#* Because you are a math geek? (5)

#** Are you mad because you lose points for being a math geek? (100)

#*** Did you notice you now come out ahead for being a math geek? (1)

#* Because you needed to get edits to improve your score in other sections? (-10)

# Have your score changes lowered your score? (100)

#* Did you edit scores to get the last question right, therefore raising your grade? (-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

#** Did you change that last score? (-1000)

#*** Because you were mad? (-1000)

#*** Because it was too long? (1001)

#** Did you notice that the extremely long score a few questions ago is one followed by one hundred zeroes? (100)

#*** Did you count them? (1000)

#*** Did you know that there is a name for that number? (100)

#*** Did you know it off the top of your head? (100)

#*** Did you go to the wikipedia article about it? (100)

#**** Were you mad because there isn't a link to it? (10)

#**** Did you edit it? (1000)

#Have you ever counted the number of points on the quiz, if you answered everything "yes"? (10)

#*More than once? (10)

#*More than five times? (20)

#*More than ten times? (50)

#*More than twenty times? (75)

#*More than fifty times? (100)

#*More than seventy-five times? (200)

#*More than one hundred times? (500)

#*Did you do it using the automated version? (-100)

#Have you ever counted the highest number of points one could get on the quiz? (10)

#*More than once? (10)

#*More than five times? (20)

#*More than ten times? (50)

#*More than twenty times? (75)

#*More than fifty times? (100)

#*More than seventy-five times? (200)

#*More than one hundred times? (500)

#*Did you do it using the automated version? (-100)

#Have you ever counted the lowest number of points one could get on the quiz? (10)

#*More than once? (10)

#*More than five times? (20)

#*More than ten times? (50)

#*More than twenty times? (75)

#*More than fifty times? (100)

#*More than seventy-five times? (200)

#*More than one hundred times? (500)

#*Did you do it using the automated version? (-100)

#Do you have an [[OCD]] about Wikipedia? (10)

#*Or do you think that Wikipedia is a vital part of everyday life and does not count as an OCD? (10)

#*Do you know what an OCD is? (10)

#**Did you answer yes to the last question because you now know what an OCD is, thanks to the link above? (-9.876543210)

#Have you ever edited one page so much you think it's your own page, even though you didn't create it? (8)

#*In the past year? (6)

#*In the past nine months? (7)

#*In the past six months? (5)

#*In the past three months? (3)

#*In the past month? (0)

#*In the past week? (9)

#**Are you annoyed by the seemingly random scores for the past few questions? (-17)

#**Did you notice the scores make a [[867-5309/Jenny|well-known number]]? (38)

==Bonus questionsReferences ==

*{{cite book | author=Zaide, Gregorio F. | title=Philippine History and Government|publisher=National Bookstore Printing Press |year=[[1984]]}}

You don't get many points for these questions, since they may be redundant or not provide a good measure of current addiction. However, the answers may provide useful information for your [[health science|health worker]]:

* Ocampo, Ambeth. Bones of Contention: The Bonifacio Lectures

* Agoncillo, Teodoro. The Revolt of the Masses: The Story of Bonifacio and the Katipunan

* Constantino, Renato. The Philippines: a Past Revisited

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== Further reading ==

# Do you vigorously complain that articles are not from the [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]? (0.5)

*{{cite journal

# Have you ever [[Wikipedia:Requested pictures|requested]] an image of a chemical compound? (0.5)

| first =Isagani A.

# Do you know what [[Larry Sanger]] did? (1)

| last =Cruz

# Have you ever argued with Larry Sanger? (1)

| authorlink =

# Have you edited/created pages in three or more different language Wikipedias? (2.5)

| coauthors =

# ...FIVE or more different language Wikipedias? (10)

| year =2005

# Have you used a web translation tool to translate an other-language article on your favourite topic, decide that it is incoherent rubbish and replaced it with a web translation tool version of "your" article? (0.06 just to be mean)

| month =November 27

# Have you ever removed outdated questions from this test? (0.5)

| title =The Tragedy Of Andres Bonifacio

# Have you ever neglected to maintain personal hygiene in favor of Wikipedia? (2)

| journal =Philippine Daily Inquirer

# Have you ever broken up with a significant other/run away from home, because they didn't think the wiki was "all that"? (1.5)

| volume =

# Do you read non-Wikipedia webpages using red hyperlinks by default and click on them, thinking "I could write an article on that!"? (0.5)

| issue =

# ... [[The weather in London|Did you get excited while reading THIS question?]] (2)

| pages =14

# Are you upset that the previous question wasn't an article that you could edit? (5)

| id =

# Do you create your own Wikipedia [[neologism]]s? (0.5)

| url =http://bailey83221.livejournal.com/84994.html

# Are you upset that you wrote the article [[Wikipediaddiction]] and someone said it sounded "like the grammar and speech patterns of a Wikipedian?" (0.5)

}}

# ... and then it got deleted by VfD? (0.4, you should have expected it)

*{{cite book

# Have you created a page full of red links, and then made a decision to put everything else on hold until you could (a) either fill in all the (red) blanks or (b) until your body could take it no further or (c) your computer couldn't? (1.29E-15)

| last =Clair

# did you get upset because the above is a scientific notation, and you aren't supposed to get many points?(2)

| first =Francis St.

# Have you added RAM to your machine so you could copy more text to the clipboard? (0.101110101)

| authorlink =

# ...Edit long pages? (0.3)

| coauthors =

# ...Load pages faster? (0.6)

| year =1902

# ...Open multiple pages at the same time? (0.9)

| title =[http://books.google.com/books?vid=LCCN03016030&id=hNFEgCAB9rAC&dq=%22Andr%C3%A9s+Bonifacio%22+%22Katipunan%22 The Katipunan: Or, The Rise and Fall of the Filipino Commune]

# ...while transwikiing content? (1.2)

| publisher =Francis St. Clair

# ...to read talk and article at the same time? (1.5)

| ___location =

# ...to copy content to or from other articles? (1.8)

| id =

# ...to keep an eye out for vandalism while writing new articles? (2.1)

}}Full book on Google

# Do you have other pages open ''right now'' editing them? (2.4)

*{{cite journal

# Do you use tabbed browsing to open multiple wiki pages at the same time? (2.7)

| first =Manuel L.

# Have you edited Wikipedia pages during intermittent power outages? (0.4)

| last = Quezon III

# Are you considering the purchase of an uninterruptible power supply solely because you 'lost a good edit' while doing so? (0.2)

| authorlink =

# Did you actually buy it? (0.5)

| coauthors =

# The best one you could afford? (1)

| year = 2005

# Is it after 6 a.m. local time and you have been up all night editing? (2)

| month =November 21

#* Did you realize that it takes a huge toll on your health? (2.5)

| title =The Supremo Lives

#** ... and did you not care? (10)

| journal =Philippine Daily Inquirer

#*...and now you can't go to sleep, no matter what your spouse/parents say(s) because you're "in the middle of this test and you just have to finish it!"? (25)

| volume =

# Are you eager to add questions to this test? (0.4)

| issue =

# Are you ''proud'' to be a Wikipediholic? (4)

| pages =

# Do you sometimes [[Sweating|perspire]] profusely when editing talkpages? (0.75 and a chill pill)

| id =

# When you type a URL for a non-Wikipedia website into your web browser's address bar, do you habitually start typing "en.wikipedia.org" and correct yourself? (2)

| url =http://bailey83221.livejournal.com/84994.html#cutid2

# Did you interrupt taking this quiz in order to click on any of the interspersed links? (0.5)

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# ... or finish this quiz and scrolled back through the page to go to all of those links? (0.5)

*{{cite journal

# ... or open the links in background tabs or windows? (0.5)

| first =Roberto

# Do you keep track of every vandal you catch? (3)

| last =Lazaro

# '''''HAVE YOU LOST ALL TRACES OF SANITY BECAUSE OF OVEREXPOSURE TO WIKIPEDIA?''''' (11)

| authorlink =

# Do you use an Internet browser to contribute? (0.01)

| coauthors =

# When you show off your knowledge of something, do you give credit to Wikipedia (as an attempt to get people interested), even though you learned the facts from elsewhere? (2)

| year =2005

# Did you take this test, lose the results, and took the test again despite its lengthiness? (6)

| month =November 29

# Did you actually take the whole test without scrolling to the bottom to see how many questions there were? (5)

| title =Thinking Aloud Dead Ends Need Not Be Dead

#* ...because you've already taken the test before? (3)

| journal =Manila Times

# Did you ever add up all the points to see what the highest possible score is? (3)

| volume =

#* Then find that your result is different than the one at the bottom of this page and then change it so it matches your result? (2)

| issue =

# Do you use the [[WP:SANDBOX|sandbox]] even though you're not a newbie? (5)

| pages =

#* ...just so you can have something to do on Wikipedia? (7)

| id =

#** ...after finishing your normal Wikipedia stuff? (5)

| url =http://bailey83221.livejournal.com/84994.html#cutid3

#*** ...or before doing so? (-2)

}}

#**** Do you want to protest the above question because you spend your time at the sandbox checking whether someone has removed the sandbox heading? (9.5)

*{{cite journal

#***** Do you read the heading? (15)

| first =Marlon

#****** Even though you '''know''' that a bot reads it every so often? (25)

| last =Ramos

#******* Because you're getting rid of vandalism? (35)

| authorlink =

# Do you refuse to answer these questions because they originally had no point values? (25)

| coauthors =

# Did you try to increase the point values to increase your score? (5)

| year = 2004

# Want to get more points just to be able to take a vacation? (-200)

| month =December 9

#* Or was it because you want to be a famous Wikipedian!? (25)

| title =Bonifacio: The Neglected Hero

#Did you get this question because you get one point for clicking it anyway? (1)

| journal =Philippine Daily Inquirer

# Will you round up your score just to get another point? (1)

| volume =

# Will you round off your score for the sake of having the right number of [[significant figures]] in your total? (5)

| issue =

#* Are you protesting the previous question because you prefer other ways of representing uncertainty? (2.00±.02)

| pages =

#* Are you unsure of which digit to round off to, because you're not sure whether to interpret the integer point values as having or not having zero uncertainty? (5.000)

| id =

# Are you nearing the end of this test? (2)

| url =http://bailey83221.livejournal.com/84994.html#cutid4

# Did you skip questions? (-4)

}}

# Did you at any point cheat or delete a question or questions just so you could do better? (-40)

*{{cite journal

#* Did you delete the previous one? (-25)

| first =Ambeth R.

#Did you '''''FALSELY''''' report your score below just to get some face? (-10, and a tub of water to <s>drown yourself in</s> pour over your computer so you won't edit Wikipedia!)

| last =Ocampo

#Did you bother to look up the term in the score here? (3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679...)

| authorlink =

#*Did you realize it's pi, and just pressed the ''π'' button on your calculator? (0.1)

| coauthors =

#* ... Or did you just have the value of pi memorized? (8)

| year =2004

#** ... more than 100 digits? (50)

| month =December 1

#** ... more than 1000 digits? (500)

| title =Where Are the Bones of Bonifacio?

#*** ... '''MORE THAN 10,000 DIGITS'''?!? (3000, go see a doctor NOW!)

#**** ... Did you notice that by knowing pi to the 10,000 digit you could get 3,558 points? (10)

#***** ... Did you lie to get those extra 3,000 points? (-4,000)

#**All the digits? (-31415, liar)

#***More than 50 digits other than the first 1000? (50)

#****Every single set of 3 consecutive digits which appears? (10)

#*****Protest the above questions because Pi is a normal number? (10)

#******Protest the above question because you know it's not proven to be? (10)

# Do you get annoyed when people add questions to the test without providing a score? (0.01)

#* ... have you ever fixed a question without a score? (0.2)

#* ... are you one of the people who forget to add a score to a question? (-0.1)

# Have you edited the test ''while taking it''? (0.3)

# Have you reverted someone who got top score just because you think you're better? (-1500)

#Have you changed "between" questions to "more than" questions, so you could select more choices? (1)

# Do you find some of these questions to be humorous? (5)

# Do you laugh to yourself because of this? (6)

# Do you laugh out loud? (7)

# Are you laughing now? (8)

# Are you trying to stop? (9)

# Because you want to see your score? (9)

# Because you want to add yourself to the Top 20 list below? (10)

# Did you notice that the above 7 questions have progressively larger scores? (0.0000001)

# Are you annoyed with the last question's value? (1)

# Did you try to change it? (1)

# Was it reverted? (2)

# Did you add more points for free just to get in the top 20 below? (-1000)

# Was your score removed? (-1000)

# Did you get crushed by an elephant? (1)

# Did it hurt? (1)

# Are you flabergasted because you earn points for the above questions? (2)

# Did you know what "flabergasted" meant? (3)

# Did you realize that "flabergasted" is actually spelled "flabbergasted"? (5)

# Is Flabbergasted your favourite word? (10)

# Did you smile and scream out loud because you've never met another person who used the word flabbergasted? (15)

# Are you really bored after doing all the previous questions? (-250)

#*Did you skip any questions? (-200)

# Did you skip the previous 2 questions? (-500)

# Did you first hear of Wikipedia today? (-7)

# Do you not know what Wikipedia is? (-10000000000000000000)

# Are you happy because you don't apply to the last question? (.00000001)

# Do you like bonus questions? (10)

# Has anyone ever tried to trick you into pressing alt+F4? (-50)

#*Did you do it? (-100)

#**Was it on an important page? (-150)

#***Did you hate yourself for it? (200)

#****Has anyone ever tricked you more than twice? (-250), and a slap on the cheek)

# Have you ever used the number e? (2.718281828459045235360287471352)

#*Did you answer the previous question because it was just a bunch of points? (-100)

#Is your score above 100,000 (99999)

#*Because you answered the previous question? (-100000)

#**Did you adjust your answer to the one before last question to compensate your score? (-100000)

# Did you think this was a waste of time? (-100000000000000000000000000000000000000000, why did you take this test?)

| journal =Philippine Daily Inquirer

==Interpreting your score==

Score range in <font color="red">(red)</font> are negative, black is positive. If you think it is a broken link and you attempt to fix it, add 100 to your score :)

{| class="wikitable" style="background-color: transparent"

|-

! Score !! Result

|-

|<font color="red">(∞)</font> - <font color="red">(100000)</font>

|You are an '''extremely''' evil/abusive vandal/troll, a wikiterrorist, or you thought this test was a complete/total/utter waste of time.

|-

|<font color="red">(100000)</font> - <font color="red">(2000)</font>

|You are a ''really'' evil [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|vandal]].

|-

|<font color="red">(2000)</font> - <font color="red">(1000)</font>

|You are an evil vandal.

|-

|<font color="red">(1000)</font> - 0

|You are a vandal or you have no intention of helping Wikipedia.

|-

|0 - 500

|You are a [[Wikipedia:Welcome, newcomers|newbie]] or you have never edited.

|-

|500 - 750

|You are an [[IP address]] user or a [[Wikipedia:Sock puppetry|sock puppet]] with few edits.

|-

|750 - 1000

|You are an average new contributor.

|-

|1000 - 1500

|A well-balanced attitude that may benefit by spending more time on Wikipedia.

|-

|1500 - 1750

|You have normal experience with Wikipedia.

|-

|1750 - 2000

|This is the optimal, most productive range.

|-

|2000 - 2500

|You are slightly overdoing yourself. Take a wikibreak for a few days.

|-

|2500 - 3000

|You are addicted to Wikipedia.

|-

|3000 - 3250

|Scores in this range are occasionally fatal.

|-

|3250 - 4000

|You are ''really'' overdoing yourself.

|-

|4000 - 5000

|You are editing too much! Get a ''real'' life!

|-

|5000 - 5500

|You are at the stage of advanced Wikipediholism.

|-

|5500 - 6000

|Go see a doctor '''NOW'''!

|-

|6000 - 6500

|Seriously, you '''need''' a doctor.

|-

|6500 - 7000

|You are in very serious trouble. It is very rare to turn away from Wikipedia at this range.

|-

|7000 - 8000

|Your chances of turning away from Wikipedia are slim to none.

|-

|8000 - 8500

|You need a month long wikibreak.

|-

|8500 - 9000

|Your chances of turning away from Wikipedia are ''lower'' than slim to none. But [[MediaZilla:4900|try this]] anyway.

|-

|9000 - 10000

|You really ''need'' to ''understand'' that you ''need'' '''help.'''

|-

|10000 - 12500

|Seriously, you really ''need'' to listen to the advice given above this field.

|-

|12500 - 15000

|Chance of turning away from Wikipedia: less than 0.001% - You need to find a psychiatrist '''now'''!

|-

|15000 - 20000

|Very few psychiatrists can even start to cure people at this range.

|-

|20000 - 35000

|'''Only''' the the world's best psychiatrist can cure you at this range.

|-

|35000 - 50000

|Wikipediholism is practically '''impossible''' to cure at this range. No therapist can save you now.

|-

|50000 - 1000000

|You are a total maniac.

|-

|1000000 - 1250000

|You are [[Jimbo Wales]].

|-

|1250000 - 1500000

|You are '''the''' Jimbo Wales or you have evolved into a complete cyborg.

|-

|1500000 - 5000000

|You have completely merged into Wikipedia itself. You spend 110% of your life on wikipedia. Prepare for a funeral.

|-

|5000000 - <nowiki>∞</nowiki>

|'''<big>ERROR! UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE SCORE! SYSTEM CRASH INEVITABLE!</big>'''

|}

| volume =

You can use the {{tl|User Wikipediholic}} template to display your score on your user page. (<tt><nowiki>{{</nowiki>User Wikipediholic|score|{{REVISIONID}}}}</tt>)

| issue =

| pages =

| id =

| url =http://bailey83221.livejournal.com/84994.html#cutid5

}}

*{{cite journal

| first =Fr. Bel R.

| last =San Luis

| authorlink =

| coauthors =

| year =2004

| month =November 29

| title =Bonifacio & our changing notion of 'hero'

| journal =Opinion & Editorial Manila Bulletin

| volume =

| issue =

| pages =

| id =

| url =http://bailey83221.livejournal.com/84994.html#cutid6

}}

*{{cite journal

| first =

| last =

| authorlink =

| coauthors =

| year =2004

| month =November

| title =Cavite to Unviel Bonifacio Mural Inquirer

| journal =Philippine Daily

| volume =

| issue =

| pages =

| id =

| url =http://bailey83221.livejournal.com/84994.html#cutid7

}}

*{{cite journal

| first =Ellalyn B.

| last =De Vera

| authorlink =

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| month =November 27

| title =Andres Bonifacio: The Katipunan Supremo

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*[http://www.filipiniana.net/read_content.jsp?filename=BKW000000005&page=1&epage=3 The Courtmartial of Andres Bonifacio] Historical court documents and testimonies in the trial and execution of Andres and Procopio Bonifacio processed by [http://www.filipiniana.net Filipiniana.net]

[[Image:Nuvola apps important.svg|50px]] '''Warning:''' Posting fake scores is punishable by [[crushing by elephant]]. (It hurts.)

*[http://www.filipiniana.net/read_content.jsp?filename=BKW000000004&page=1&epage=1 Ang Dapat Mabatid ng mga Tagalog] Summary and full text of an article written by Andres Bonifacio in the Katipunan newspaper Kalayaan posted in [http://www.filipiniana.net Filipiniana.net]

*[http://www.bibingka.com/phg/books/bonifacio.htm Book Review Inventing a Hero by Glenn May]

*[http://bonifaciopapers.blogspot.com A site on the ''Supremo'' and the Katipunan]

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! colspan="4" | <center>Current Competitors</center>

|-

|'''Ranking'''

|'''Score'''

|'''User Name'''

|'''Comment(s)'''

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|1st

|67560.4686 (Beat that...)

|<small><span style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF;p1pxadding:;background:#00FF00;">

[[User:N8Stauffer|<font color="#FFF">&nbsp;Smcafirst&nbsp;</font>]]|[[User_talk:Smcafirst|<font style="color:#FFF;background:#007F00;">&nbsp;Chit-Chat&nbsp;</font>]]</span></small> posted at 13:52, 24 March 2007 (UTC)]]

|Wow! For a first timer, I think I did well!

|-

|2nd

|28265 (Rounded to the nearest ones, just to get one more point) :D

|<small><span style="border:1px solid #FF8C00;p1pxadding:;background:#228B22;">[[User:Smcafirst|<font color="#FFF">&nbsp;Smcafirst&nbsp;</font>]]|[[User_talk:Smcafirst|<font style="color:#FFF;background:#007F00;">&nbsp;Chit-Chat&nbsp;</font>]]</span></small> posted at 00:12, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

|Woo...hoo! I beat Darkness Lord, after AndonicO, and took the crown. After I got 14th, I got 25000, and my edit count was only 2000, now after a few days, I bumped up to... 26709, then up to 28265, proclaiming FIRST... again! Can't believe it! I am such a Wikipediholic... I simply log on to Wikipedia everyday for more than 5 hours!!! I am on Wikipedia after school from 5pm to 10pm (local time)! (That had gotten me 50 points or so! (Despite the fact I am kid under 12, I am considered the genius at my school. I am actually just a regular kid, just like everyone else.)

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|3rd

|24,347 (rounded)

|<span style="background:#000000">[[User:KeybladeSephi|<font color="#FFFFFF">K</font>]][[User:KeybladeSephi/esperanza|<font color="green">'''''e'''''</font>]][[User:KeybladeSephi|<font color="#FFFFFF">yblad</font>]][[User:KeybladeSephi/esperanza|<font color="green">'''''e'''''</font>]][[User:KeybladeSephi|<font color="#FFFFFF">S</font>]][[User:KeybladeSephi/esperanza|<font color="green">'''''e'''''</font>]][[User:KeybladeSephi|<font color="#FFFFFF">phi</font>]] ^{[[User_talk:KeybladeSephi|<font color="#FFFFFF">(Talk)</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/KeybladeSephi|<font color="#FFFFFF">(Contributions)</font>]] [[User:KeybladeSephi/autograph_book|<font color="#FFFFFF">(Autograph)</font>]]}</span>

|Yes, I went up!

|-

|4th

|23410

|[[User:AndonicO|<font face="Papyrus" color="Black" size="1">'''A'''</font><font face="Papyrus" color="DarkSlateGray">ndonic</font><font face="Papyrus" color="Black" size="1">'''O'''</font>]] ^{<font color="Tan">[[User talk:AndonicO|''Talk'']]</font> | <font color="Tan">[[User:AndonicO/My Autograph Book|''Sign Here'']]</font>}

|Wow, still no sign of my promised $20, 4 barnstars, or the other awards, and I'm ''still'' '''not''' #2! - Top ten came on 09/30/06; top five on 10/28/06; #1 on 12/16/06. <!--Which was quickly disposed of, by the way ;) ~DLord~-->

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|5th

|23410

|'''[[User:RyGuy|<font color="Red" face="Comic Sans MS">Ry</font>]][[User Talk: RyGuy|<font color="Blue" face="Comic Sans MS">Guy</font>]]'''

|Wow! I'm finally done [the test]! Hey AndonicO, looks like we have something in common (other than being friends)! Achieved 14:13, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

|-

|6th

|22178.79083939693

|[[User:Chrislk02|Chrislk02]]

|Hmmmm, the test keeps growing, the scores keep growing, and my addiction keeps growing. Well, back to work (editing).

|-

|7th

|21448.743592653589

| [[User:ANNAfoxlover|<span style="background:lightblue"><font color="color:black">'''A•N•N•A'''</font></span>foxlove]][[User talk:ANNAfoxlover|<big>r</big>]] [[User:ANNAfoxlover/Autographs|<small><font color="color:DarkRed">SIGN HERE, ANYONE!</font></small>]]

| Amazing, I thought my Wikipediholism was incureable! Well, it will be in a few months.

|-

| 8th

| 20758.960611335395

| --<small><font face="viking"><font color="turquoise"><u>[[User talk:Darkest Hour|<font color="blue">Darkest</font>]] [[Special:Contributions/Darkest_Hour|<font color="blue">Hour</font>]]</u></font></font></small>

| Dang. Been here [not for long], and now just started to really edit. '''Wait!''' I've sat here for too long!!! Must edit! ;)

|-

|9th

|18726 (rounded up) <!--Plus a barnstar, boredom award, bad grade [in school] and a ticket to one free life, dental award, rejected a ticket to CNN and I don't want to see a doctor. Note: score will not be updated if it went down, for obvious reasons.-->

|{{User:Sp3000/CurrentSig}}

|Stupid 10000 point question...

|-

|10th

|18076.81514050693

|[[User:littleghostboo|littleghostboo]]

|AHHH!! I dropped down to 9th! Never mind, I'm still in the top ten... Care to come to see my newly created userpage? It's pretty nice (I really don't wanna boast, but please give me comments on my talk page and sign my signature book please)! ...

|-

|11th

| 17913.323039396924

|<font face="Palatino Linotype" size="3">[[User:Why1991/Mystery|<font color="green">¿</font>]][[User:Why1991|<font color="red">Why</font>]][[User talk:Why1991|<font color="darkblue">1</font>]][[User:Why1991/Userboxes|<font color="orange">9</font>]][[User talk:Why1991/Help This Noob|<font color="blue">9</font>]][[User:Why1991/Awards|<font color="purple">1</font>]]</font> <small>^{<font face="Times New Roman"><font color="Green">[[Wikipedia:Esperanza|''ESP.'']]</font> | <font color="Black">[[User:Why1991/Signature's|''Sign Here'']]</font></font>}</small>

|It will be so hard to get any higher than this on the list (...*moan*...). By the way '''''[[User:Why1991/Signature's|PLEASE CLICK HERE]]''''' and sign my signature book!!!

|-

|12th

|17836.61372333539

|[[User:Roastytoast|<span style="background:#000080;color:silver">'''ROASTY'''</span>]][[User_talk:Roastytoast|<span style="background:#000080;color:silver">'''TOAST'''</span>]]

|IT WENT UP (again).

|-

|-

|13th

|17739

|[[User:Folagi|<span style="background:#000080;color:green">''' Folagi'''</span>]][[User_talk:folagi|<span style="background:#000080;color:green">''' Folagi'''</span>]]

|I'm shocked....

|-

|14th

|17672.9899910

|[[User:Deep Impact|<span style="background:#005974;color:yellow">'''Deep Impact'''</span>]]

|No wonder I find myself on the road and yelling to people who don't stop stopping: "DON'T WIKIBREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

|-

|15th

|17437.64191929593

|[[User:Red Pooka|<span style="border: 1px; border-style:solid; padding:0px 2px 2px 2px; color:red; background-color:yellow; font-weight:bold">Red</span>]][[User talk:Red Pooka|<span style="border: 1px; border-style:solid; padding:0px 2px 2px 2px; color:yellow; background-color:red; font-weight:bold">Pooka</span>]]

|Waaaaa I wanted first!!! I'm not even in the top ten, but DANG... maybe I really do need medical attention... oh well. *sigh*.

|-

|16th

|16428.249874592047

|''[[User:Hersfold|Hersfold]]'' ^{([[User_Talk:Hersfold|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Hersfold|work]])}

|WOOT! Top 20! Anyone know of a good "shrink"? Anyone think using the name "shrink" to talk about a psychiatrist isn't [[WP:NPOV|NPOV]]? Add 100 more free points! ''[[User:Hersfold|Hersfold]]'' ^{([[User_Talk:Hersfold|talk]]|[[Special:Contributions/Hersfold|work]])} 21:39, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

|-

|17th

|15444.121512062322

|[[User:Hunterd|The Duke Of Copyeditting]]

|Yes, there are two [[T|t]]s in that name... Oh, and I've removed my previous scores (6-odd thousand and 4-odd thousand) to be fair. Now: here are the words of your new former 16th place WikiGod: Visit [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Association_of_Wikipedians_Who_Dislike_Making_Broad_Judgements_About_the_Worthiness_of_a_General_Category_of_Article%2C_and_Who_Are_in_Favor_of_the_Deletion_of_Some_Particularly_Bad_Articles%2C_but_That_Doesn%27t_Mean_They_Are_Deletionist this] now! Also, [[User:Ccool2ax|Chris]], your name is very NPOV: it could be either Christopher or Christine! <small> Oh, and I am David P. A. Hunter, Esq., but I changed my display name...</small>

|-

|18th

|15169.742005273849

|<span style="font-family:script">[[User:Yuanchosaan|Yuanchosaan]]^{[[User talk:Yuanchosaan|Salutations!]]}</span>

|I've never put my score up here before. Heh. It'll probably get reverted, but who cares? I'm the queen of the castle! I can now say that I am insane! Irrevocably. Hello? Psychiatrist? Anyone here? No? Then YESSSSSSS! I can stay a Wikiholic! But oh no! They're coming to get me. The men in black suits. They're grabbing me, taking me away! Help me! I... need...you...Wikipe- ahhhhh!

|-

|19th

|15056.21261334439

|'''[[User:Sargun|Sargun]]'''

|Dude... awesome.

|-

|20th

|13522.352613234389

|[[User:ST47|ST47]]<small>[[User talk:ST47|Talk]]</small>

|''S***''.

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== See also ==

[[Category:Philippine Revolution people|Bonifacio, Andres]]

* [[Wikipedia:Wikipediholic|Wikipediholic]]

[[Category:Filipino revolutionaries|Bonifacio, Andres]]

* [http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=4900 Anti-Wikipediholism tool]

[[Category:Paramilitary Filipinos|Bonifacio]]

* [[Wikipedia:Recovering from Wikipediholism]]

[[Category:People from Manila|Bonifacio, Andres]]

* [[Wikipedia:Who, Why?]]

[[Category:Filipinos of Spanish descent|Bonifacio, Andres]]

* [[Meta:Wikipedia is an MMORPG|Theory on what makes Wikipedia so addictive]]

[[Category:People executed by firing squad|Bonifacio, Andres]]

* [[Wikipedia:Are You a Wikipediholic Test|Are You a Wikipediholic Test]]

[[Category:Deaths by firearm in the Philippines|Bonifacio, Andres]]

** [[Wikipedia:Recent Changes coefficient|Recent Changes coefficient]]

[[Category:1863 births|Bonifacio, Andres]]

** [http://tools.wikimedia.de/~merphant/wikiholic/ Source code for the automated test generator]

[[Category:1897 deaths|Bonifacio, Andres]]

* Wikipediholics: Who are they?

** [[Wikipedia:Clinic for Wikipediholics|Clinic for Wikipediholics]] - check yourself in!

** [[Wikipedia:Wikipediholics in denial|Wikipediholics in denial]]

** [[Wikipedia:Confessed wikipediholics|Confessed Wikipediholics]]

** [[Wikipedia:Reformed Wikipediholics|Reformed Wikipediholics]]

** [[Wikipedia:List of Wikipedians by number of edits]]

** [[Wikipedia:List of administrators by edit count]]

** [[Wikipedia:List of non-admins with high edit counts]]

** [[Wikipedia:List of Wikipedians by number of edits archive]], a variety of older bits of data

* [[Wikipedia:Editcountitis]]

* [[Meta:Hotel Wikipedia|Wikipedia theme song]]

* [[:m:wikipatch|The Wikipatch]] - the only cure for Wikipediholicism

* [[Obsessive-compulsive disorder]]

* Historical pages no longer maintained:

** [[Wikipedia:List of Wikipedians by number of recent edits]], ordered by number of contributions in the last thirty days

** [[Wikipedia:List of Wikipedians by number of most recent edits]], ordered by number of articles for which the Wikipedian is the most recent contributor

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