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=== Notable Faculty ===
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==Notable faculty==
*[[Virko Baley]] (Distinguished professor of music), composer, conductor, and pianist
*[[Dave Hickey]] (English professor), [[MacArthur Foundation]] fellow (Oct. 2001), art critic and cultural theorist
*[[Hans-Hermann Hoppe]] (Economics professor), previously the center of an academic freedom controversy<ref>http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/lv-other/2005/oct/13/519503499.html</ref>
*[[Lawrence L. Larmore]] (Computer Science professor, theoretical computer scientist
*[[Murray Rothbard]] (Economics professor), Libertarian writer for the ''[[Las Vegas Review Journal]]''
*[[Wole Soyinka]] (English professor), [[Nobel Prize|Nobel]] laureate, African poet and playwright
*[[Dina Titus]] (Political Science professor), [[Nevada]] State Senate Minority Leader <ref>http://www.dinatitus.com/</ref>
*[[Michael Tylo]] (Film studies professor), soap opera actor (''[[Guiding Light]]'', ''[[The Young and the Restless]]'')<ref>http://film.unlv.edu/bios/bio_tylo.html</ref>
* Douglas A. Unger (English professor), writer and author of four novels, including ''Leaving the Land,'' a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and winner of the Society of Midland Authors Award
*Darlene H. Unrue (English professor), writer and author of ''The Life of an Artist'' (2005) which won the 2005 Eudora Welty Prize for Excellence in Modern Letters [http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/01/books/review/01gray.html?ex=1184990400&en=432a85d6db6dd215&ei=5070 see ''New York Times'' "Review of Books"]
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