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'''Whenever you see the "retired" box on someone's page, it's really just a cry for help. You see, if that person were really leaving Wikipedia, they wouldn't give a rat's about announcing it. That's why they always come back, usually within a week.'''
<br /><center><div style="text-align:center;width:60%;padding:1em;border:solid 2px gold;letter-spacing: 8px;background-color:black;color:white;font-weight:bold"><s>RETIRED</s> Cry for Help</div></center><br />
<tr><td style="width: 150px; text-align: right;">Spent months to years:</td>
<td>[[Image:Flag of the United States.svg|40px]] [[Image:Flag of Canada.svg|40px]] [[Image:Flag of France.svg|40px]] [[Image:Flag of Germany.svg|40px]] [[Image:Flag of Argentina.svg|40px]]</td>
<center>'''This user is <s>no longer active on Wikipedia</s> crying for help, and will return once this cry is acknowledged.'''</center><noinclude>
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<tr><td style="width: 150px; text-align: right;">Days to weeks:</td>
<td>[[Image:Flag of Italy.svg|40px]] [[Image:Flag of Belgium.svg|40px]] [[Image:Flag of Switzerland.svg|40px]] [[Image:Flag of Mexico.svg|40px]] [[Image:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|40px]] [[Image:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|40px]]
<tr><td colspan=2><small>''Idea downright snatched from ''[[User:GTBacchus]]'', who lifted it from ''[[User:Calton]]'', who took it from ''[[User:Salsb]]'', who stole it from ''[[User:Guettarda]] ''who borrowed it from ''[[User:White Cat/ref|User:White Cat]]</small></td>