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==Introduction==
In the popular [[jargon]] of many [[culture]]s, the use of sexual slang is a form of [[humor]] or [[euphemism]] that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of [[civilization]], and crude humor is seen as having its own place in [[popular culture]].
Sexual slang is often used by [[adolescence|adolescent]] youths as a [[ritual]] of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their [[society]], both in their own [[family|families]] and in the [[community]] in general.
The popularity of various [[comedian]]s who indulge in sexual slang, from [[George Carlin]] to [[Andrew Dice Clay]], reflects the appeal of this form of [[speech]]. It is often seen as a form of [[taboo]], where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" [[word]]s in [[public]].
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==Body parts==
For slang terms describing sexual organs and related parts of the body, see [[Body parts slang]].
==Activities==
==="Rounding the Bases"===
''Rounding the bases'' is a group of slang terms dealing with [[sexual act]]ivities, borrowing terms from [[baseball]]. There are often variant definitions, but most criteria are similar.
*'''[[First base]]''' - [[Kiss]]ing, especially [[French kiss|"French" kissing]].
*'''[[Second base]]''' - Fondling or groping, especially of the [[breasts]] or [[genitals]].
*'''[[Third base]]''' - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse [[orgasm]] (especially when resulting from [[oral sex]]) EX: Dry Humping.
*'''[[Home run]]''' (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - [[sexual intercourse|Sexual intercourse]].
*'''[[Grand Slam]]''' - Being a playa/[[anal sex]].
A common [[mnemonic]] device for the bases is "french, feel, finger, fuck."
[[Anal sex]] is sometimes also referred to as "extra innings."
===Kissing===
Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) [[kiss]]ing — ''not'' including [[Sexual slang#Oral sex|oral sex]].
*Bagging off
*Besandose/Besos ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Frenching
*Interfacing
*Lip-lock (in a)
*Macking
*Making out
*Necking
*Parking (''[[1950s]] slang'')
*Pashing
*Petting
*Pulling (British)
*Shifting (Irish)
*Score/Scoring (Irish)
*Smooching
*Snog/Snogging
*Sparking
*Submarine Races, Watching
*Sucking face
*Sucking skin
*Swapping spit
*Tapping off
*Tonguewrestling
*Tonsil-hockey
*Tonsil-tennis
*Winched (Glaswegian Slang)
===Foreplay===
[[Foreplay]] usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, [[sexual intercourse|intercourse]]. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as [[Sexual slang#Masturbation|masturbation]] or [[Sexual slang#Oral sex|oral sex]].
*Cooling down
*Cop A Feel
*Copping
*Crank Yanking
*Dry ball licking
*Dry humping
*Dry sex
*Ducking
*Feeling up
*Forking
*Getting down to business
*Goosing
*Grinding
*Groping
*Hitting the double
*Licking the ball
*Making out
*Mashing
*Mugging Down (Texas A&M University)
*Necking
*New-school simulation
*Old-school stimulation
*Partying
*Petting (or heavy petting)
*Playing
*Ratikriya (Hindi)
*School simulation
*School simulation the next generation
*Spooning
*Stalling
*Starting the engine
*Sucking Face
*Studying
*Tiddley-Winks, Playing
*Touching up
*Twisting the nipples
*Warming up
*Welding
*Working the fist in
===Sexual intercourse===
Terms for [[sexual intercourse]] may refer to [[vagina]]l intercourse ([[coitus]]) or [[anal intercourse]].
====Vaginal intercourse (coitus)====
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=====A=====
*Aardvarking
*Adam and Eve'ing It
*Afternoon delight
*Assassinating the cooter
*Aztec two-step
*Aztec Carpet Munching
*Romping the Roast
=====B=====
*Baby dancing (especially when trying to conceive).
*Baking cookies
*Baking the bean
*Baking the beef
*Baking the tube steak
*Balling
*Banging
*Bashing the beaver
*Bashing the bush
*BD (short for "baby dancing")
*Beast with two backs
*Beating cheeks
*Beating it up
*Beating someone up with an ugly stick
*Beating that thing up
*Beaver busting
*Bed wresteling
*Bedding
*Beef injection
*Being in a woman's Beef
*Being up to one's balls
*Being up to ya nuts in guts
*Bending one in
*Big Banging
*Blast 'er in the Bush
*Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
*Boffing your brains out
*Boinking
*Boom-booming
*Bone dancing
*Boning
*Bonking
*Boofing
*Bopping
*Bouncy Hugs
*Bouncing the bearded clam
*Breaking her off proper
*Breeding
*Buffing the beaver
*Bumping and grinding
*Bumping bellies
*Bumping fuzzies
*Bumping nasties
*Bumping uglies
*Burying the baby leg
*Burying the baldy fella (Dublineese)
*Burying the bone
*Burying the general
*Burying the weasel
*Burying the weenie
*Bush patrolling
*Busting
*Busting a nut
*Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
*Buttering the muffin
*Buzzing the Brillo
*Buzzing the honey hole
=====C=====
*Cao (Chinese 操)
*Carnal [[gymnastics]]
*Catholic [[roulette]] (especially without the use of birth control)
*Cave exploring
*Celebrating Bob's birthday (from the [[Bob and Tom]] radio show)
*Celebrating [[Kwanzaa]]
*Checking the old crude oil
*Chodna (Hindi)
*Chooglin' (from Credence Clearwater "Keep on Chooglin")
*Chopping
*Churning butter
*Churning the cream
*Clapping (as in the clapping sound it makes)
*Cleaning her pipes
*Cleaning the carpet
*Clearing the Clog (for tina)
*Coger / Cogiendo ([[Latin America|Latin American]] [[Spanish language|Spanish]]. Used mostly in [[Mexico]] and some [[South American]] countries. [[Spain]] understands 'picking up' or 'to take' and object).
*Coming together
*Cooping the chicken
*Crackin'
*Crashing the custard truck
*Crawling across the floor like a water spider
*Creaking bed syndrome
*Creamin'
*Culear(Spanish)
*Cunt busting
*Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
*Cunt thumping
*Cutting the mustard
=====D=====
*Dancing the buttock jig
*Dancing the matrimonial polka
*Dancing the mattress jig
*Dank in the tank
*Deflowering
*Devirgination
*Dick Waxing
*Diddling
*Digging for Clams
*Dink in the Chink
*Dinky tickle
*Dipping the fuck stick in the kid hole
*Dipping the gravy boat
*Dipping your stick
*Dipping your wick
*Discussing the big bang theory
*Diving in the dark
*Diving for pearls
*Doggy style (refers to intercourse with the woman on all fours facing away from the man)
*Doing a Calabasas Katie
*Doing a lewd infusion
*Doing a load of laundry
*Doing dirty work at the crossroads
*Doin' 'er up the pooper
*Doing it
*Doing some bed-pressing
*Doing some ladies' tailoring
*Doing some muff diving
*Doing some nose painting
*Doing some one armed banditry
*Doing some rump work
*Doing some up hill gardening
*Doing the act of darkness
*Doing the backseat mambo
*Doing the [[Adriano Macchietto]]
*Doing the backstroke
*Doing the bad thing
*Doing the bauld thing (Dublineese)
*Doing the bed boogie
*Doing the four-legged fox trot
*Doing the funky chicken
*Doing the chores
*Doing the deed
*Doing the dirty dance
*Doing the featherbed jig
*Doing the four-legged frolic
*Doing the hokey-pokey
*Doing the [[horizontal]] bop
*Doing the horizontal exercises
*Doing the horizontal hula
*Doing the horizontal hustle
*Doing the horizontal Jog
*Doing the horizontal mambo
*Doing the horizontal polka
*Doing the horizontal tango
*Doing the humpty dance
*Doing the Humpty Dumpty
*Doing the mattress dance
*Doing the mattress mambo
*Doing the mommy-daddy dance
*Doing the nasty
*Doing the naughty
*Doing the tube snake boogie
*Doing the tubesteak fandango
*Doing the ugly
*Doing the wild thing
*Doona dance
*Drilling
*Drilling for oil
*Drilling for cervix
*Drilling the ditch
*Driving home
*Dropping the stick in the pond
*Duking it out
*Dueling Dragons
=====E=====
*Ecchi ([[Japanese language|Japanese]])
*Enjoying a flesh session
*Exchanging bodily fluids
=====F=====
*Feeding the dummy
*Feeding the kitty
*Feeding the muffin
*Filling the cream doughnut
*Feeding the yoni
*Finding a hot dog in a jungle
*Fire in the hole!
*Fitting end to end
*Fitting her clap flap
*Fixing her plumbing
*Filling her up
*Flopping in the hay
*Fooling around
*Follando ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Fornicating
*Fraternizing
*Frying the salad
*[[Fuck]]ing
*Fucking his/her brains out
*Fucking the tits out of totty
=====G=====
*Genital exercise
*Getting a belly full of marrow pudding
*Getting a rock off
*Getting a shove in your blind eye
*Getting ahead
*Getting beef in yo taco
*Getting carpet tunnel syndrome
*Getting creamy
*Getting down
*Getting freaky
*Getting funky
*Getting horizontal
*Getting into someone's pants
*Getting it on
*Getting it up her guts
*Getting Jack in the orchard
*Getting jiggy
*Getting laid
*Getting oats
*Getting parallel
*Getting some
*Getting some front door action
*Getting some of that slippery action
*Getting some stank on the hang low
*Getting stretched
*Getting there
*Getting your cane waxed
*Getting your chimney swept out
*Getting your end wet
*Getting your hair cut
*Getting your jollies
*Getting your leather stretched
*Getting your leg over
*Getting your lizard drained
*Getting your nuts cracked
*Getting your oil changed
*Getting your rocks off
*Getting busy
*Getting your freak on
*Giving a hole to hide in
*Giving a woman a shot
*Giving hard for soft
*Giving her a hosing
*Giving her a pat
*Giving her the business
*Giving her the high hard one
*Giving it up
*Giving juice for jelly
*Giving kitty a taste of cream
*Giving someone a stab
*Giving someone the works
*Giving the dog a bone
*Giving the monkey a banana
*Glazing the donut
*Going up in them guts
*Going at it
*Going belly-to-belly
*Going down under
*Going fishing
*Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm
*Going like a rat up a drainpipe
*Going spelunking
*Going to my room to listen to Steve Miller Band
*Going to town
*Goosing
*Grabbing some snatch
*Greasing
*Greasing the monkey
*Greasing the pole
*Greasing the wheel
*Greasing the axle
*Grinding your tool
*Growling at the badger
=====H=====
*Haciendo el amor ([[Spanish language|Spanish]]: "Making love")
*Hammering
*Hammering one off
*Hanky panky
*Hard Drive
*Harpooning the mustached whale
*Hauling your ashes
*Having
*Having a bit of curly greens
*Having a bit of fish
*Having a bit of giblet pie
*Having a bit of pork
*Having a bit of split mutton
*Having a bit of sugar stick
*Having a bit of summer cabbage
*Having a bit of the cramstick
*Having a bit of the old in & out
*Having a hot roll with cream
*Having a joy ride
*Having a nooner
*Having a piece of ass
*Having a piece of tail
*Having a poke
*Having a quickie
*Having a root
*Having a shag (British)
*Having a squeeze and a squirt
*Having a turn on your back
*Having an uppy downy
*Having it off
*Having nookie
*Having one's way with
*Having some afternoon delight
*Having the beasty rendezvous
*Heading South
*Hiding the gerbil
*Hiding the pickle
*Hiding the salami
*Hiding the sausage
*Hiking the South Rim
*Hippity dippity
*Hitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing (see also: [[I'd Hit It]])
*Hobbling
*Hitting a homer
*Hooking up
*Hopping
*Hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
*Horizontal bop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira
*Horizontal Hussle
*Horizontal Monster Mash
*Horizontal sheet shuffle
*Horizontalize
*Hosing
*Hot beef injection
*Hot man-chowder injection
*Humping
=====I=====
*Impaling
*Impregnation
*In and out
*Introducing Charlie
*Introducing to Gladstone
*Introducing yourself to each other
*Invading
*Invasion of privacy
*It
=====J=====
*Jabbing
*Jazzing
*Jigging
*Jiggling
*Jodiendo (Spanish)
*Juicing
*Jumm
*Jumping her bones
=====K=====
*Katydiddling
*Knobbing
*Knocking boots
*Knocking mops
*Knowing
*Knockin' the bottom out
=====L=====
*Lancing
*Laying
*Laying cable
*Laying some pipe
*Laying the track (prison slang)
*Let the Godzilla lizard terrorize the tiny town between her legs
*Lifting a leg on someone
*Lighting one's fire
*Lighting the lamp
*Linking it
*Locking crotches and swapping gravy
*Long Hard Road, The
*Losing the match
*Lovemaking
*Lying feet up
*Lyricism of the masses
*Logging on
*Log Jammin'
=====M=====
*Making a baby
*Making a deposit
*Making baskets
*Making ends meet
*Making feet for children's shoes (when trying to conceive)
*Making grass sandwiches
*Making her grunt
*Making her hardrive spin
*Making it
*Making bacon
*Making babies
*Making her yours
*Making love
*Making sauce
*Making time (with the ol' lady)
*Making the beast with two backs (from [[Shakespeare]]'s [[Othello]])
*Making the "O" face ([[Office Space]] reference)
*Making whoopee
*Mating
*Mattress mambo
*Microsofting
*Minge Blitzing
*Mingling limbs
*Mixing your peanut butter
*Mounting
*Murder scene sex (during menstruation)
=====N=====
*Naked
*Nailing
*Necking
*Nipping the bean bag
*Niyekeh (Arabic, Lebanese)
*Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)
=====O=====
*Offending Pope Benedict
*Oofing
*Ol' in out, in out, the ([[A Clockwork Orange]] reference)
*Oops
*Overachieving
=====P=====
*Packing the frank
*Painting the door
*Parallel parking
*Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)
*Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town
*Parking the pink Plymouth
*Parting the beef curtain
*Parting the Pink Sea
*Party in the pussy and the penis is invited
*Passing the gravy
*Paying the rent
*Peeling your best end
*Performing carnal gymnastics
*Phallicizing
*Pickle tickle
*Picnicking in the lawn
*Piece of ass, getting a
*Piecein' it
*Pigging
*Pingin' and pongin'
*Pinging with no timeout
*Pinging her repeatedly
*Planting a man
*Planting your seed
*Playing at in-and-out
*Playing at tops-and-bottoms
*Playing cars and garages
*Playing doctor
*Playing hanky panky
*Playing hide the hot Dog
*Playing hide the pickle
*Playing hide the weenie
*Playing hide the salami
*Playing golf
*Playing on the hair court
*Playing pickle-me, tickle-me
*Playing the slots
*Playing the squeezebox
*Playing tiddlywinks
*Playing post office
*Plooking
*Plowing
*Plug and playing
*Plugging
*Plugging the beef lodge
*Plugging the main cable into her love socket
*Pocketing the stake
*Poking
*Poking in the whiskers
*Poking the bearded triangle
*Poking the pie
*Pole jumping
*Polishing the jewel
*Polishing the pearl
*Polishing the Puter
*Popping it in
*Poppin' it to her
*Poppin' the kuchi
*Popping one off
*Popping the roo
*Porking
*Possessing
*Pounding
*Pounding the porch
*Pounding the puff
*Pounding the puppy
*Praying with the knees upward
*Probing the membrane
*Professional wrestling
*Pulping the garbage
*Pumping
*Punching the ape
*Punching the chipmunk
*Pussy Pounding
*Putting a bun in the oven
*Putting the bee in the hive
*Putting the boots to someone
*Putting the devil in Hell (from [[Boccaccio]]'s [[14th century|14th-century]] novel [[The Decameron]])
*Putting the devil into Hell
*Putting your root down
*Putting your snake in the grass
*Putting sour cream in the burrito
*Putting the candle in the pumpkin
*Putting the beef in the taco
*Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky
*Putting the puppy in the dog house
*Putting the TV in the kitchen
*Punching The Clit to give you ample friction to unlock the bottlecap to your tasty beverage
=====Q=====
*Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)
=====R=====
*Ramming
*Ravishing
*Rear attack
*Reading Religious Poetry
*Receiving a guest in the foyer
*Releasing the hounds
*Riding someone
*Riding the hobby horse
*Riding the baloney pony
*Riding the pink pony
*Riding the pony
*Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town
*Ringing her bell
*Rocking
*Rocking it
*Rocking off
*Rocking the [[casbah]]
*Rogering
*Rolling in the hay
*Rolling the cigar
*Romping in the hay
*Rooting
*Roughing up the suspect
*Rubbing bacons
*Rubbing one out
*Rump splitting
*Running the naked wheelbarrow race
=====S=====
*Saucing the clam
*Sawing off a chunk
*Sambhog (Hindi)
*Schlopping
*Schtupping
*Scoring
*Screwing
*Scrogging
*Scrogging the Beast
*Scrumping
*Sexercizing
*Sewing up the hatchet wound
*Shagging
*Shaking Hands with Ben Franklin
*Shaking a skin coat
*Shaking the sheets
*Shock and awe
*Shootin' chowder
*Shooting the moon
*Shucking the oyster
*Simple in-and-out procedure, a ([[My Cousin Vinny]] reference)
*Sinking it in
*Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
*Sinking the soldier
*Skinning back a freak
*Slamming
*Slamming the saussage
*Slapping meat
*Slapping skin
*Slaying the dragon
*Slicking Willie
*Sliding down the banister
*Slipping someone the hot beef injection
*Slipping in the pork sword
*Slipping someone the tube steak
*Smashing
*Smurfing
*Snoo-snoo
*Soaking the sheets
*Sowing your [wild] oats
*Spankin' the cat
*Spawning
*Spearing the bearded clam
*Spelunking
*Spinning the cheese
*Splitting the uprights
*Stabbing the trout
*Star-gazing on your back
*Sticking
*Stirring her guts
*Stirring up them kidneys
*Stirring the cauldron
*Stoinking
*Storming the trenches
*Straightening the meat curtains
*Stretching leather
*Stroking the newt
*Stuffing the beaver
*Stuffing the taco
*Stuffin Martha's muffin
*Sucking the sugar-stick
*Sweating the sheets
*Sweaty rompin'
*Sweetening the pot
*Swiping the V-card
=====T=====
*Taking
*Taking a belly-ride
*Taking a break
*Taking a turn in the stubble
*Taking an albino piss
*Taking it downtown
*Taking it to the car wash
*Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
*Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town
*Taking the starch out of someone
*Tango/ing
*Tappin that ass
*Tapping for Mana (Used by players of [[Magic_The_Gathering|Magic: The Gathering]])
*Taxing
*Tearing off a piece
*Telling a bedtime story
*Tip drilling
*Threading the needle
*Throwing a leg over
*Throwing another log on the fire
*Throwing the meat at her
*Towelling
*Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
*Training through a tunnel
*Trimming the buff
*Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")
=====U=====
*Ugh ugh
* Up in her guts
* Using
=====V=====
*Validating your parking pass
*Vaginal bungee jumping
*Vaginal masturbation
*Varnishing your cane
*Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
*Visiting down under
*Visiting the Netherlands
=====W=====
*Walking the dog
*Wallpapering the closet
*Watering the lawn
*Waxing (dat ass)
*Waxing the pole
*Wetting the hose
*Wetting your wick
*Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
*Whitewashing
*Whoopie
*Winding the kinetic watch
*Winding up your clock
*Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
*Womb masturbation
*Woohoo
*Working the hairy oracle
*Wrestling
=====Y=====
*Yiffing (Furry slang)
=====Z=====
*Zallywhacking
*Ziggy-wiggling
*Zoinkering
*Zug Zug
*Zwooshing the swoosh
====Anal intercourse====
See also: [[Top (sex)|Top]] and [[Bottom (sex)|Bottom]].
=====A-C=====
*57 (a number that represents anal sex, like 69 does for mutual oral sex)
* 66 (see above)
*A Level (UK)
*Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
*Arse piracy
*Ass drilling
*Ass fucking
*Ass Jacking
*ASS LOVE
*Ass pounding
*Ass pumping
*Ass ripping (devirginizing)
*Ass spelunking
*Ass stretching
*Back door action
*Back door bandits (usually the San Franscico Back Door Bandits)
*Back door delivery
*Back door Romeo
*Back door slicker
*Back shafting
*Backside entry
*Bare back(ing) (specifically without the use of a condom)
*Being Bubba's Bitch
*Black magic
*Breaking the asshole
*Brown love
*Brown town (as in "took him to..."; apparently [[Australian slang]], uttered by [[Hugh Jackman]] on [[Saturday Night Live|SNL]])
*Brown woody
*Bucking the Billy
*Buggering
*Bum lovin
*Bum fun
*Bumming
*Bum sex
*Butt fuck(ing)
*Butt drilling
*Butt pirating
*Butt pounding
*Butt sex
*Buttsecks
*Bowling the star
*Charlie ''in'' the chocolate factory
*Chocolate hugh jackhammering
*Cornholeing
*Crossing Snickers Street
*Chocolate Cha-Cha
*Chocolate Penis
*Chunk in the Trunk
=====D-S=====
*Dancing with Bubba
*Dar/tomar por culo ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
*Deathwish (Anal sex without a condom usually with a prostitute) UK.
*Dirt Road (Down the dirt road)
*Doing it Ennis style (Specifically Irish)
*Doing it the [[Napoleon]] way
*Doing the butt
*Doing the Dylan
*Donut burning (British, gay male usage)
*Drilling for brown
*Dropping anchor in Poop Bay
*Earning your Brown Wings
*Fishing for brown trout
*Fudge packing
*Fudge nudging
*Gaand maarna ([[Hindi]])
*Going in the A: drive
*Going in the out/exit door
*Gouging the Brown Eye
*Greek
*Ham Slammin'
*Hershey Highway (driving down the)
*IDB (In Da Butt)
*Leaving Grimsby for Hull (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
*Lolloping
*Lunch pushing
*Marmite Mining
*Marmite motorway
*Mining for brown
*Moses and the parting of the Red Cheeks
*Mud packing
*Packing shit
*Parking the truck in the garage
*Pillow biting
*Playing the back nine
*Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
*Petando (el culo) (Spanish)
*Pile driving
*Pit Lane Pass
*Plowing the dirtbox
*Poking the pooter
*Poop chute boogie
*Poop piracy
*Poop pounding
*Poopy dick
*Potting the brown / Pot the brown
*Pucker fucking
*Putting your boat in the water
*Reaming
*Rectal responsibility
*Repopulating Armenia
*Riding the dirt road
*Riding the Hershey Highway
*Riding the vein train to A-town
*Ringslide (Doing the-)
*Rump Wrangling
*Rump rider/knight (Being a-)
*Sahrawi (Arabic, literally translating to "desert-style". Name describes the dryness of anal sex)
*Sewer-Chewer
*Sex in the back of a Volkswagen (From Kevin Smith's Mallrats)
*Shit Digger
*Shit packing
*Shit stabbing
*Shopping at Walmart
*Shoving Saddam in the spider hole
*Slippery Butt Darts
*Sodomy
*Spooning
*Stink-pipe surprise
*Stirring the fudge
*Stretching the Balloon Knot
*Strolling down [[Cadbury Caramilk|Cadbury]] Road
*Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
=====T-Z=====
*Tailgunning
*Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/dookie chute/poop chute/shitter/yin yang
*Taking the skinny boat to Chinatown
*The Ultimate Birth Control
*Throwing Butt Darts
*Throwing it in the back
*Trying on the pink sock
*Turd burgling
*Uphill gardening
*Up the back passage
*Use the tradesmen's entrance
*Wearing the red shoes
*Wrong Love
===Oral sex===
[[Oral sex]] involves the stimulation of the [[sexual organ]]s (or [[anus]]) of one person by the mouth ([[tongue]], etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words ''eat, bite, blow, suck, chew'', or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.
====General terms for oral sex====
*Dome
*Drive thru
*Eating/Dining at the "Y"
*Eating it
*Eating/Licking him/her out
*Feastin' on peni/puss
*French
*Going down (on him/her)
*Going South
*Slurping
*Taking a sip from
*Get Brain
*Kiss my little friend
*Head
*Slob on the knob
====Cunnilingus====
[[Cunnilingus]] is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.
=====A-P=====
*Angel kiss (when the woman is on her period)
*Australian kiss
*Beaver munching
*Beaver sucking
*Box lunch
*Box lunch at the Y
*Bloody Mary (Cunnilingus during menstruation)
*Bush diving
*Cabbage Patch Diving
*Canadian, The
*Carpet licking
*Carpet/Rug munching
*Certified Beaver Eater
*Chewing box
*Cleaning up
*Clit licking/sucking
*Cotton candy
*Cunt licking/sucking/lapping/munching
*Deep sea diving
*Descente a la cae (French)
*Diddle-bean(ing)
*Dining at the Y
*Dinner at the Y
*Dipping into the honey jar/pot
*Diving the Muff
*Drinking from the furry cup
*Drinking from the hairy grail
*Earning your wings (during menstruation for the first time)
*Eating at the Y
*Eating Bug
*Eating CAT
*Eating cauliflower
*Eating hymeneal sweets
*Eating from the bushy plate
*Eating out of the bread box
*Face sex
*Finding Nemo
*Getting your red wings (during menstruation)
*Going to Chinatown
*G-spot tickling
*Growling at the badger
*Grubbing
*Having lunch downtown
*I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
*Lapping The Flap (Lappity-Flappity)
*Licking out
*Lip locking
*Meet The Butcher
*Mowing lettuce
*Muff diving
*Munching box
*Mustache ride
*Pearl diving
*Pussy licking/sucking/munching
*Red Wings (Cunnilingus during menstruation)
=====Q-Z=====
*Braving the briny deep
*Slit licking/sucking
*Soup tasting
*Tickling her fancy
*Tipping the velvet
*Tongue in the cave
*Watkin's wiggler, the
*Wet-velveting
*Yodeling in the gulley
*Yodeling in the valley
*Yodeling in Uterine Canyon
====Fellatio====
[[Fellatio]] is oral stimulation of the penis.
=====A-P=====
*Going to the blow jobby lobby
*Going to the Creamery
*Dessert at the Coldstone Creamery
*Auto Fellatio (sucking one's own penis)
*Blowing
*Blowjob, giving/getting a
*Bone yodeling
*Boss cap
*Brain
*Bringing out the fireman
*Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
*Candy making
*cigar poke
*Chopping up
*Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga ([[Latin America|Latin American]] [[Spanish language|Spanish]]: to suck cock/dick/rod)
*Cleaning the pipes
*Deep-throating
*Doing the Monica
*Dome, giving/receiving
*Drinking beer
*Face-fucking
*Flag salute, the
*Garganta profunda ([[Spanish language|Spanish]]: "deep throating")
*Get Brain
*Giving the stump speech
*Going down like a dog on hot chips (British: fries)
*Goober gobbling
*Greasing the pole
*Haam laan ([[Cantonese language|Cantonese]])
*Hacerle caso al patrón/jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
*Head, giving/getting
*Head job
*Humjob/Hummer, giving/getting a
*Knob gobbling
*Knob polishing
*Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
*Licking the lolly
*Lewinsky job
*[[Monica Lewinsky|Lewinsky]]-style
*Mamada (Spanish)
*Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
*Milking (also applies to masturbation)
*O Levels (UK)
*OW (Oral With condom) UK.
*OWO (Oral WithOut condom) UK.
*Peni polishing
*Playing the skin flute
*Playing the pink oboe
*Polishing the knob
=====Q-Z=====
*Rainbow kiss(ing) [This is performed when the female is menstruating. The female gets a mouthful of semen and the male gets a mouthful of blood. They kiss while mixing the fluids and both swallow.]
*Rod swallowing
*Sarah Biornstad
*Ser buen/a secretaria/o ([[Latin America|Latin American]] [[Spanish Language|Spanish]]: "to be a good secretary")
*Shaking the Red Bull can for a nighttime prank
*Shining the pole
*lan choop pudinya
Shining
*Skin flute ("Playing the skin flute")
*Skull fucking
*Skully
*Slobbing the knob
*Slurping the bishop
*Smoking bone (or Bone smoking)
*Smoking the "Pickle"
*Smoking the pole
*Snowballing [This is when the female gets a mouthful of semen and then kisses the male forcing the semen into his mouth]
*Stepping up to the mic
*Suck(ing) off
*Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
*Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch
*Swallowing
*Sword swallowing
*[[Teabagging]] (sucking the scrotum)
*Tonsil exam
*Washing Big Ben
*Waxing the lance
*Whitehouse internship
====Mutual oral sex====
The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.
*L7
*GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
*Piledriver (done standing up)
*Sixty-nining (69)
*Soixante-neuf ([[French language|French]]: "69")
*Eight Something (Square Root of 69)
*Yin Yang(ing)
*(77) seventy-seven because you get "8" (i.e. ate) more
====Analingus====
[[Analingus]] is oral stimulation of the anus.
*87
*Turkish treat
*Ass gobbling
*Ass/Arse licking
*Battywash ([[Jamaica]]n)
*Black kiss
*Brown star
*Chewing bud
*Chocolate binge
*Crap tickling
*Diving for Hershey
*Diving the man-twat (If on a male)
*Dropping the thumb
*French treat
*Frenchman's/Turkish delight
*Hit it (prison slang)
*Hot Carl
*Licking the brown spider
*New French kiss
*Quatre-vingts-sept ([[French language|French]]: "87")
*Rim job/Rimming
*Rim chew
*Tongue-Oscopy
*Shit binge
*Shit sucking
*Tossing [the] salad
===Masturbation===
There are ''many'' terms for [[masturbation]], the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.
====Male masturbation====
=====A-D=====
*38 (prison slang)
*Bashing the bish
*Beating it like it owes you money
*Bashing the bishop
*Beating off
*Beating the bald guy till he pukes
*Beating the meat
*Beating your suspect
*Best friend, shaking hands with
*Blowing one's trouser nose
*Bopping the baloney
*Boxing the clown
*Buffing the banana
*Burp the worm
*Choking the chicken
*Cleaning my room
*Climbing [[Everest]]
*Code 21 (prison slang)
*Conducting yourself in the solo symphony
*Consulting Dr. Hanz Jerkov
*Cracking one off
*Cuffing the carrot
*Date with Miss Michigan
*Date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters
*Dating your right hand
*Date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters
*Dice Roll, The (The repetative motion of rolling dice)
*Die In A Woman's Lap
*Dinner mashing
*Doing the hand [[jive]]
*Doing the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
=====E-K=====
*Exercising your rights
*Exercisin' the Sizin'
*Exercise for war
*Fapping (referring to Japanese comics, where the sound of it is represented by 'Fap')
*Fist-kabobing
*Five knuckle shuffle
*Flogging off
*Flogging the bishop
*Flogging the dolphin
*Flogging the log
*Flogging the mule
*Flogging the porpoise
*Frigging off
*Frogging it (masturbating under a sheet or blanket so it appears to be a hopping frog)
*Fucking the fist
*Fünf gegen Willie ([[German language|German]], "Five (i.e. fingers) against Willy")
*Gayola ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Going up the [[Eiffel Tower]] and back
*Grinding the woad
*Greasing the Jesus
*Grippa
*Gunning (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
*Ham Shank
*Handjob, giving/getting a
*Hand to gland combat
*Hit It (prison slang)
*Hitting the airplane ([[Cantonese]])
*Holding your sasage for hostage
*Honking on Bobo
*Intimate Rest
*Jacking off
*Jerking off
*Jerking the gherkin
*Keeping it fresh
*Kicking the midget
*Kill (prison slang)
*Killing the kittens (From an internet joke stating, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten")
=====L-R=====
*Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
*Lope the Mule
*Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
*Making drain babies
*Making mayonaise
*Making salad dressing
*Making the bald man cry
*Manola ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Menage-a-un
*Merchant Banking
*muth marna (hindi)
*Milking (also applies to fellatio)
*Nestling the aardvark
*Number 3
*Onanism
*Ordering mayonese
*Paddling the poodle
*Paja (Spanish)
*Palmela Handerson
*Pawing off
*Peniskvarter (Norwegian)
*Petting the monkey
*Petting the snake
*Pickling the cuke
*Pinching the one-eyed snake
*Playing the pink clarinet
*Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
*Pocket [[billiards]]/pool
*Polishing the helmet / knob
*Polishing the firefighter helmet
*Popping one off for the Kaiser
*Posh wank (masturbation with a condom on)
*Pounding the pud
*Pulling off
*Pulling the goalie
*Pulling the pickle
*Pulling the pud/pudding
*Pumping the porpoise
*Punching the clown
*Punching the pope
*Punheta ([[Brazilian Portuguese Language|Brazil]])
*Red rocket ([[South Park]] reference; "Proper Condom Use")
*Repopulating Armenia
*Rosey Palm ("Dating Rosey Palm and her five sisters")
*Roughing up the suspect
*Rubbing one out
*Rubbing the genie/magic lamp
*Runke (Norwegian)
=====S-Z=====
*Scalping General Custer
*Self-abuse
*Shaking hands with the unemployed
*Shaking hands with the president
*Shaking hands with the sheriff
*Shaking hands with the wife's best friend
*Shaking white-hot coconuts from the veiny love tree
*Shandy shuffle, doing/playing the
*Shucking your oysters
*Skipping to school
*Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
*Smashing one out
*Spanking the dolphin
*Spanking the monkey
*Spanking the plank
*Spending some quality time with the one-eyed purple-headed yogurt-slinging cyclops
*Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
*Stroking the pole
*Stroking the salami
*Taffy pulling
*Taking Palmela Out
*Talking to Moe
*Taming the dragon
*Tommy tanking
*Tossing (off)
*Tossing the dice
*Touring your own facility
*Tugging the rope
*Turning Japanese (from the song, supposedly 80s slang)
*Whack the one-eyed weasel
*Wang jangling
*Wangsterbating
*Wank, Wanking
*Waxing the Buick
*Waxing the carrot
*Waxing the dolphin
*Whacking off
*Whip the Lizzard
*Working up some baby batter
*Working the [[gherkin]]
*Wrestling with Jimmy
*Writing (also female)
*Writing in your journal
*Yanking off
*Yanking the crank
*Yank the doodle dandy
*Yoinking It
====Female masturbation====
*Applying lip gloss
*Bean flicking
*Beating around the bush
*Buffing the muffin
*Cracking the gash
*Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
*Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
*Dialing zero on the little pink telephone
*Diddling [the clit]
*Doing one's nails
*Double-clicking the mouse
*Fiddling the bean
*Flicking the bean
*Finger attack
*Finger bang
*Finger sex
*Fingering
*Fingerfucking
*Flap Flogging
*Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
*Fluttering the fuzz
*Frigging off
*Gusset typing
*Jacking off Jeremy (or jicking Jack off)
*Jack'n the box
*Jilling off
*KitKat shuffle
*Nuke, the
*Petting the kitty/pussy
*Poking off
*Pulling the pud (pudendum)
*Playing the invisible banjo
*Raiding the honey jar/pot
*Rubbing the monkey
*Rubbin hood (obvious pun on Robin Hood)
*Rubbing the front butt
*Rubbing the elf
*She-bopping
*Shocker
*Shlicking
*Smacking the pony
*Spanking the skunk guts
*Stinky-Pinking
*Stirring the soup
*Stirring the trough
*Stroking the kitty/pussy
*Taking a long, warm bath
*Tangsturbating
*Tapping the keg
*Tending the axe wound
*Tickling the vertical smile
*Tip-toe through the two lips
*Touching the hooded monk
*Twirling the pearl
*Two or Three Knuckle Shuffle
*Two finger taco tango
*Two in the pink, one in the stink
*Walking the kitty
*Paddling the Pink Canoe
*Plunging the happy hole
*Polish the pearl
*Washing the car
*Writing (also male)
====Mutual or group masturbation====
[[Mutual masturbation]] involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.
*Bread game
*Butter the Toast/Bread (Circle Jerk Game)
*Circle jerk
*Jacking and jilling off
*Limp Biscuit
*Pass the cup!
*Reach Around (while receiving anal sex)
*Soggy Biscuit (english boys public school)
*Soggy Marie (South Africa - Circle Jerk Game with a "Marie Biscuit" in the middle)
*[[Texas Hold'em]]
*Triscuit game
*Mookie Cookie
*Mother loving crap monger
===Group sex===
[[Group sex]] is [[sexual behaviour]] involving more than two people at the same time.
*Circle jerk
*Cluster fuck, leading to the "pivot man in a cluster fuck." May or may not be a good place to be.
*Conga line
*Daisy chain(U.K.)
*Double Meat Medley
* DP Double Penetration When a woman is entered anally and in her vigina simultaneously
*DVDA (Double Vaginal, Double Anal as explained in Orgazmo)
*Fuck fight
*Fuck fest
*[[Gangbang]]/[[Gang bang]]
*Lumberjack
*Mob screw
*Musical Beds
*[[Orgy]]
*Run a train
*[[Sandwich (sexual)|Sandwich]]
*Shagging contest
*(Spit) Roast
*Taking up a collection
*Threesome
*Three-way
*Training
===Other practices===
It should be noted that many of the following practices are not performed in actuality, but only exist as part of urban lore.
*Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it.
*Arabian Goggles: While getting a blowjob, one partner places a single testicle in each eyesocket of the other partner.
*[[Cleveland steamer]]: Defecating on a partner's chest
*[[Donkey punch]]: Act of knocking the partner out shortly before orgasm
*Double Trouble: Act of touching a woman's breasts during anal sex
*Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets
*[[Cleveland Steamer|Hot Lunch]]: When Will Fennell Defecates on Heather Sieminkewicz's chest
*Felching: Act of sucking semen out of vagina or anus or inserting animals into an anus or a vagina
*Golden Showers: Act of urinating on a partner for sexual pleasure. Also known as ''watersports''.
*Gorilla Face: Act of ejaculating on your partners face around the mouth, then physically pulling out their pubic hair and throwing it in their face to resemble a gorilla.
*Hot Fudge Sundae: The act of a man defecating on his partner and then ejaculating on top of the feces which represents the whipped cream.
*[[Jack the Ripper]]: When you tie a knife to your penis and have sex with a woman.
*Lesbian Thighjob: Lesbian practice where the partner touches the other partner's vagina with her own thigh
*Monroe Transfer: practice where a plastic tube is inserted in one's own ass and then the other end is connected to your partner's ass, only to then proceed to defecate and thus completing the so called "transfer".
*Muddy snowball: Anal sex, then ejaculating in the partner's mouth where its held, then the semen is passed back to the anus penetrator
*No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo
*One-Eyed Sailor: Act of poking a woman in one eye with the penis and ejaculating in the other after fellatio.
*Pearl Necklace: Act of ejaculating on a person's neck so the the result resembles a pearl necklace
*Philly Fake-Out: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partners back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around.
*Red Dragon: A Sexual act that, during intercourse, involves one getting their teeth punched out.
*Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an x-lover's name. You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top.
*Rusty Trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him
*Snowballing: When the male ejaculates in the females mouth and she holds the semen inside right before she passes it to her partner by french kissing him.
*The Angry Pirate: First you ejaculate in the girl's eye, then you kick her in the shin so she jumps around the room on one leg and hand over her eye while she says "ARRRRRR."
*Merry-go-Round: While enjoying intercourse with a girl midget while she is sitting on top, you grab her and spin her around, your penis being the axel.
*Strawberry shortcake: Act of striking the female partner in the nose to cause bleeding during fellatio, to get the semen and the blood to mix together to resemble strawberry shortcake.
*Thighfucking: [[intercrural intercourse]] Also known as ''thighing'' or ''thigh sex''.
*Turkish Twist: Act of having sex with a woman, and giving her a titty twister. Then you shit.
*Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio (also known as the "Danza" slap, after the [[Tony Danza]] pornography urban myth). Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking".
*White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.
*Wooden Nickel: A man receives a blowjob from a woman, while he sits on her forehead. Upon getting up, there is a brown cirlce left behind, where his anus had been. This brown circle is known as the "wooden nickel".
*Hot Karl: Taking a shit on some dudes face while he jacks off in your asshole!
*Makin' it fit: Putting something up the anus or vagina that should not fit and has no logical reason to be placed there, such as a car radio or the fat end of a tennis raqcuet
==Sexual stimulation==
===Dildos===
A [[dildo]] is an artificial [[penis]].
*[[Arvydas Sabonis]]
*BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
*Consolador ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Doctor's helper
*Fantasy cock
*Monster
*Penis substitute
*Schlong decoy
*Destro
*Cock Block
*[[Steely Dan]]
*Rambone
===Penis names===
Different names for the [[penis]], including the testicles.
*3 1/2 inch floppy
*5 1/4 inch floppy
*Alabama Black Snake
*Balls
*Big Kahoona, The
*Bird/Birdy
*Bishop
*Chub (or Chubby)
*Cock
*Cracking fat/a fatty/a fat one (getting an erection)
*Dannyboy
*Dank
*Ding Dong
*Dick
*Dink
*Dog
*Dong
*Donk
*Dork
*Dunk
*El Kabong
*[[Eric Clapton]]
*Floppy disc
*Fuck-stick
*GEAR
*Gigglestick
*the [[Grateful Dead]]
*Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
*High-pressure vein cane
*John Thomas
*Johnson, The
*[[Keller Williams]]
*Konky-Dong
*Lazarus (Viagra)
*Lightsabre
*Little general
*Little Johnny
*Little special thing
*Log
*Lollipop
*Man's best friend
*Manaconda
*Meat
*Meat and two veg
*Meat Flute
*Magic Stick
*Mr. Wiggly
*Old chap
*One-eyed Monk
*One-eyed monster
*One-eyed trouser snake
*Pecker
*Pee-Pee
*Peni (slang plural for multiple penises)
*Peter
*[[Phish]]
*Pizzabagel
*Prick
*Purple-headed yogurt slinger
*Purple helmet warrior
*Rod
*Sausage
*Salami
*Schlong
*Skin flute
*Spam Javelin
*[[Strudel]]
*Tally-wacker
*The Gerroic midgets are disgusting
*The major
*Third Leg, A
*Thor
*Tiny Elvis (Bio-Dome, The Movie)
*Todger
*Tool
*Tube Steak
*Tweeter (If small penis)
*Unit
*Verga (Spanish)
*Vienna
*Walking Stick
*Wand
*Wang
*Wanker
*Wiener
*Willis Spinter
*Willy
*Woodpecker
*ankle spanker
*kidney cracker
===Pornography===
[[Pornography]] is creative activity, such as [[writing]], [[picture]]s or [[film|movie]]s, often of artistic as well as erotic value, intended to stimulate [[sexual desire]].
*Pornographic magazines
Dirty Sonny Warren - a sexual term meaning that no one likes you so you have to fuck your dad on a bicycle that was spray painted hot green and taken by Daniel Wisner and added to his dad's list of junk like a bulldozer, swimming pool, multiple trees, and many other dirty pieces of shit
*Dirty pictures
*Eye-Candy Catalog
*Eye waggling (looking at pornography)
*Falcon (male gay porn)
*Flesh fiction
*Girly mags
*Girly pics
*[[Hentai]]
*Jazz mags
*Jizz mags
*Jerk off material
*Movies [[Roman Catholic Church|Catholics]] would object to
*Naked pictures
*Nudy mags
*Pix
*Porn/Porno
*[[pr0n]] (Internet slang)
*[[Slash_fiction]]
*Smut
*Spoogy pics
*Stick books
*Stroke material
*Toss Fodder
*Wank mags
*Yiff(y) 'zines
*X
*XXX
*2D-Girls
==Physiological processes==
=== Erection ===
An [[erection]] is the hardening of the penis.
*Boner
*Enutchuck
*Hard-on
*Lob-on (in a semi-erect state)
*Morning wood or morning glory, a penile erection males experience upon waking.
*Stiffy
*Setting up a tent.
*Standing at attention
*Woody
===Menstruation===
[[Menstruation]] is commonly known as a "period".
*Arsenal playing at home
*Aunt Flo is visiting
*A Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch
*Catting
*Circus is in town, the
*Crimson tide
*Curse, the
*Dot, the
*Eve's curse
*Eve's gift
*Flying Baker
*Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
*Friend
*Girly Problems
*Guest
*Having a period
*Having the painters in
*Italian diner is closed for renovation, the
*Making fruit punch
*Monkey's nose bleed
*Monthly
*Moon Cycle, The
*My little friend
*Painters are in, the
*Perioding on a poodle
*Polka-Dot parade, the
*Putting up the red tent
*On the blob
*On the period
*On the rag
*P..... (usually when the female doesn't want to reveal it)
*Ragging
*Rag Week
*Red storm rising
*Regla, la ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Red Tide (Wave)
*Riding the cotton pony
*Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
*Sick
*Surfing the Crimson Wave
*That time of the month
*T.O.M
*Vampire's tea bag
*Walking along the beach in soft focus
===Pregnancy===
*About to drop the sprog
*Banged up
*Bombo, tener un ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Bun in the oven
*Duck in the oven
*Enciente
*Expecting
*In the family way
*Hanging a doughnut
*Knocked up
*Preggers
*Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
*Sprog farming
*Stewing a [[A Modest Proposal|swift]] pie
*Up the duff
*Up the kite
*With child
*"With a bloody great squirming thing in utero"
===Orgasm (male and female)===
*Approacing the Billy Mill Roundabout (Northern English)
*Big "O", the
*Blowing a load
*Busting a nut
*Climax
*Coming/Cumming
*Correrse ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Creaming/Cream pie
*Creaming one's jeans (male ejaculation inside his pants)
*Earth moving, the
*[[Eruption]]
*Filling up at the ejaculation station
*Fireworks
*Gasm
*Getting off (American)
*Impregnating the bed ([[nocturnal emission]] by male)
*Irse (Spanish)
*Jouir [French)
*Massive Eruption
*Money shot
*Mul ([[Korean language|Korean]])
*Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
*Nutting
*O(''n'') (big O of ''n'')
*Petite mort, la [French]
*Popping one off
*Shooting
*Shootin' Ropes
*Shoot the Wad
*Shoot/ing the load
*Skeeting
*Spewing
*Splat the Fat
*Spl00ging (Internet Slang)
*Squirting
*Wet dream (nocturnal emission)
===Ejaculate (semen and sperm)===
These terms refer to the [[ejaculate]], the substance usually called [[semen]].
====A-J====
*Turkish mayonnaise
*Baby batter
*Baby gravy
*Baby seed/s
*Ball snot
*Boycream
*Boyjuice
*Chin Omlette
*Clitty Litter (Trucker Slang for the white stuff in lot lizard panties)
*Cum
*Cum Wad
*Cream
*Dick snot
*DNA sample
*DNA slurpee
*Dr. Pepper
*Donut glaze
*Egg Magma
*Embryonic warrior
*''Foutre'' (or ''du foutre'') [[French language|French]]
*Frenchman's delight
*French dressing
*Gentleman's relish
*Georgia joy juice
*Gism/Gizm
*Goo
*Guy Goo
*Hot creamy filling
*Hot dog flavored water
*Hot load
*Hot man mustard
*Jizz/Jizm
*Junk
*Dude Juice
====K-S====
*Latino Man Milk
*Leche ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Load
*Love juice
*Love piss
*Love pudding
*Love sauce
*Love gravy
*Man batter
*Man butter
*Man chowder
*Man cream
*Man fat
*Man fluid
*Man gravy
*Man jam
*Man juice
*Man love
*Man mayo/mayonnaise
*Man milk
*Man'naise
*Man'O
*Man spackle
*Man yogurt
*Monkey custard
*Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to faeces)
*Nut
*Pale-ale ([[American Pie]] reference)
*Pearl jam
*Pearl necklace
*Pecker Paste
*Penis gravy
*Pimp juice
*Protein shake
*Protein facial
*Population Paste
*Randy guy fuel
*Rocket sauce
*Sacred milk
*Seed
*Sex wee
*Skeet
*Spooge/Splooge
*Spunk
*SQUADGE!
====T-Z====
*Tijuana toothpaste
*Throat yogurt
*Whipped cream
*White wee wee
===Vaginal secretions and sounds===
*Box juice
*Clam dip
*Cream
*Cum
*Cunt batter
*Cunt butter
*Cunt chum
*Cunt cream
*Cunt cum
*Cunt juice
*Fanny batter
*Fanny fart (UK slang)
*Fuck batter
*Fuck butter
*Fuck cream
*Fuck juice
*Girl cum
*Goof
*Groin gravy
*Honey
*Juice/s
*Lady cream
*Lady juice
*Love juice
*Love nectar
*Moip
*Nectar
*Oyster sauce
*Puss/y juice
*Pussy fart
*[[Queef]]
*Salsa
*Skeet
*Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)
*Tuna surprise
===[[Smegma]]===
*Bell cheese
*Dick butter
*Dick cheese
*Fromunda Cheese ("From under" the foreskin)
*Head Cheese
*The prize at the bottom of the cereal box
*Smeg (Populized in the UK in the BBC Comedy "Red Dwarf" used by the character Lister, played by Craig Charles.)
*Duck Butter
==Venereal diseases (STDs)==
Venereal diseases are also known as [[sexually-transmitted disease]]s, or ''STDs'', since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as [[gonorrhea]] and [[syphilis]], as opposed to [[Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome|AIDS]].
*Bad [[kimchi]]
*Blickey(s) (prison slang)
*Clap, the
*Crabs
*Critters
*Crotch rot
*Drippy dick
*Dose (to catch), a
*French disease, the
*Knacker cracker
*Knob rot
*Miss siff
*Monster (prison slang)
*Ninja (prison slang)
*Package (prison slang)
*Perles d'Amour
*Pox
*Pussy rot
*Sara
*Shit (prison slang)
*Social disease
*Sour cream
*Went up in that fire (prison slang)
==Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission==
The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.
===Condom (male)===
*Anti-baby
*Bag ("Bag it")
*Balloon
*Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic; "Billy Boy" is a german Brand)
*Black Ribbed [K]nobbler (Dave Lister, "[[Red_Dwarf|Red Dwarf]]")
*Blast Shield
*Capote
*''Chapeau'' [[French language|French]]
*Cock cap
*Connie ([[Ali G]])
*DNA lounge
*Durex (brand)
*East River whitefish (specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
*Eel envelope
*Forro ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*French Letter
*Goma, la ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Gummisnopp ([[Swedish language|Swedish]])
*Hat
*Helmet
*Hudson River whitefish (specfically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
*Jim/Jimmy hat
*Love glove
*Knighthood
*Penis Sheath
*Pregnot
*Raincoat
*Rubber
*Rubber Johnny
*Shitbag
*Shrink wrap
*Sonky (a reference to the [[Discworld]] equivalent of condoms in the works of [[Terry Pratchett]])
*Sock
*Trojan (brand)
*Wet suit
*Zucchini Beanie
===Female devices===
*[[Cervical_cap|Cervical cap]]
*[[Diaphragm (contraceptive)|Diaphragm]]
*Diafragma ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*DIU (Spanish; Stands for "[[Intrauterine device|Dispositivo Intra Uterino]]")
*[[IUD]]
*Píldora, la (Spanish)
*[[The_pill|Pill, the]]
*[[Contraceptive_sponge|Sponge]]
*[[The_patch|Patch, the]]
==People==
===Homosexual===
For slang terms describing [[gay]] and [[lesbian]] people, see [[Gay slang]] and the [[List of sexual slurs|List of Sexual Slurs]].
===Prostitute===
A [[prostitute]] is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or other favors. Arguably those who "sleep around" to improve their social position or get a promotion at work are considered by some to be prostitutes. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.
====General terms for Prostitute====
*Escort (euphemism)
====Male prostitute====
*Beeperman
*Bitch (submissive homosexual prostitute - opposite of 'cat' from the term 'cat-house', [[brothel]])
*Call boy/Callboy
*Chapero ([[Spanish language|Spanish]], homosexual prostitute)
*Chicken
*Culver
*Dog (dominant homosexual prostitute - same etymology as 'Bitch')
*Fun boy/Funboy
*Gigolo
*Himbo
*Joy boy/Joyboy
*Larry
*Loner Boner
*Man-slut
*Manwhore
*Mangina (Manwhore slag for penis)
*Penis punter
*Puto ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Pulling a Sandy
*Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy (young homosexual prostitute)
*Working boy
*boom-boom-boy (jamaican slang)
====Female prostitute====
=====A-M=====
*Bangtail
*Bimbo
*Bitch
*Brass
*Brass nail
*Calabasas Katie
*Call girl
*Cocotte
*Coin Operated Beaver (Trucker Slang)
*College girl
*Concubine
*Courtesan
*Cualquiera, una ([[Spanish language|Spanish]]: a whatever)
*Cum Dumpster
*Cumrag
*Culito (Spanish)
*Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of [[Aphrodite]] on [[Cyprus]])
*Ĉiesulino ([[Esperanto]]: everybody's woman, pronounced "CheeSOOleeNOH")
*Doxy
*Drab
*Fallen woman
*Flight attendant
*Floozie
*Fulana (Spanish)
*Fun girl
*Gashley (prison slang)
*Gengri ([[Thai language|Thai]])
*Girl (since prostitutes are usually female)
*Gold digger
*Guarra (Spanish)
*Harlot
*Ho (derived from "whore")
*Hobby horse
*Hooker
*Hussy
*Hwran ([[Welsh language|Welsh]])
*Joy Girl
*Lady/Woman of the evening
*Lady/Woman of the night
*Lady of pleasure
*Loose woman
*Lot Lizard (Trucker Slang)
*Masseuse (euphemism)
*Member of the (world's) oldest profession
*Model
*Moll
=====N-Z=====
*Pinch prick
*Potaskushka ([[Russian language|Russian]])
*Pro
*Promiscuous woman A.K.A. Bonnita Levay
*Prossie
*Puta/putona ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Puttana ([[Italian language|Italian]])
*''Pute'' ([[French language|French]])
*Quean
*Ramera (Spanish)
*randi([hindi])
*Roundheel
*Rent-a-babe
*Scarlet woman
*Scrubber
*Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
*Sidewalk Hostess
*Slag tart
*Slapper
*Slut
*Streetwalker
*Strumpet
*Tart
*Tom
*Tramp
*Trick
*Troia ([[Italian language|Italian]])
*Trollop
*Trull
*Unfortunate (popular Victorian-era British euphemism)
*Wanton
*Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
*White slave
*Whore
*Woman (since prostitutes are usually female)
*Woman of easy virtue
*Woman of ill repute
*Woman of negotiable virtue
*Woman of the streets
*Woman on the game
*Working girl
*Zoccola ([[Italian language|Italian]])
*Zorra (Spanish)
*Dean Zaboullis
==Crime==
[[Crime]] in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered [[taboo]] or [[criminal]].
===Incest===
[[Incest]] involves [[sexual relations]] between close [[family]] members.
*But cousin Daisy was hot in those lil' shorts
*Bred in Barrie
*Cousin Fucker
*Cousin Lovin'
*Dunnville style
*Family tree has but one branch
*Family fun
*Forbidden love
*Joining The Royal Family
*Keeping it in the family
*Looking for love across the hallway
*Mother fucker
*Pump-kin
*Relative sex
*Sister fister
*Sister slammer
*Skywalker Sex
*Usurping the Uterus
*The stump runs tight
===Pedophilia===
[[Pedophilia]] (or paedophilia) commonly refers to [[sexual attraction]] to, or [[sexual act]]ivity with someone the law considers under the minimum age for it. Usually this is a [[puberty|prepubescent]] child. As slang, the term can be used for a person who is involved with someone significantly younger regardless of the law.
====A-N====
*Asalta cunas ([[Spanish Language|Spanish]])
*Bad man in the nursery
*Bent ref(eree)
*Chester [the Molester] (prison slang)
*Charley Chester [child molester] (cockney ryhming slang)
*Chicken hawk
*Chikaino (Japanese, term for a man who molests schoolgirls on buses/subways)
*Child catcher
*Cho mo (prison slang)
*Comeniños ([[Spanish language|Spanish]])
*Cradle robber
*Diaper sniper (prison slang)
*Dirty old man
*Drug charge, in on a (prison slang)
*Early bird
*Forbidden fruit
*Funny Uncle
*Impatient father
*If There's Grass on the Field, Play Ball
*Kiddie fiddler
*Kiddie fondler
*Kiddie hawk
*Michael Jackson
*Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
*Nonce
*Jailbait
====O-Z====
*Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred
*Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
*Orifice Olly
*Pacing the Roost
*Pappy the Poopster
*Pederast
*Pedo
*Playground spotter
*Playing ball in the mud
*Premature cherry picker
*R. Kelly
*Roboplegic wrong cock
*Rock Spider
*Robin D. Cradle
*Sam Dukore
*Short eyes
*Shrub rocketeer
*Slop badger
*Small bean regarder
*Spring chicken
*Old Man
*Popsicles
*In the cellar
*Squeezing the turtle
*Two-pinned in plug
*Tyke fucker
*Waxed fruit
*Zamboni de la hija
===Rape===
[[Rape]] commonly refers to forced [[sexual intercourse]] on another person without his/her [[consent]].
*Banging without permission, BWP
*Evil assault with a friendly weapon
*Happy hour special
*Illegally banging and entering
*Non-con
*Reason to Die
*Stealing home
*Surprise sex
*pulling a "Kobe" (Reffering to basketball star [[Kobe Bryant]])
*The Kobe Bryant special
==See Also==
*[[Body parts slang]]
==External links==
*[http://www.amatory-ink.co.uk/thesaurus/thesindex.htm Amatory Thesaurus]
*[http://www.sexglossary.com/ Sex Dictionary] — mostly non-slang terms; some slang also
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/ Urban Dictionary] — all types of slang
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