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Hi there, this is my userpage. Feel free to explore, just...err...please wipe your shoes off on the mat on your way in. I don't want too much dirt in here, my edits might get dirty. So, anyway, don't trash the place and enjoy the tiny sausages and cheese complimentary :)
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<br><br>[[File:Uncyclopedia.png|800 px]]<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>OH YEAH UNCYCLOPEDIA RAWKS!</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big><br><br><br>
==Now Tha Artikal!==
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| ___location=[[The Wizard Of Oz|Somewhere beyond the rainbow...]]
| marital status=Single
| spouse=[[Your Mom|Your MOM!]]
| children=You :P
| occupation= Wasting Time on
| employer=Wikipedia
| education=[[English language|English]], [[Uncyclopedia|Wikipedia]], [[Runescape]]
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| religion=[[Pastafarianism]]
| politics=Very biased
| aliases= [[Oscar Wilde]]<br>[[Domo]]<br>[[Not Jimbo]]
| IQ= 146 (for real, tested last year :))
| website= Runescape, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia
| blog= Userboxes
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| interests=[[Wikipedia]] and [[Your Mom]] and the many varieties of [[Grues]]
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===Meaning of My Name===
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*I thought it sounded cool.
*I'm a pretty good nonsense generator myself, just look at my userpage!
===Basic Info===
Let me start off by saying that although I am awesome, I am no [[Domo (NHK)|deity]] and in no way related to one. Therefore, although my twisted mind may think differently, am not really Jesus. He was some guy from Israel who may be god's son, i am just a mere representation who likes axes.(in other words, nothing like him at all, it was just what first came to my head). I was born in vault 101 as a genetically enhanced super baby, my professions include killing mutants, blowing things up and collecting bottle caps.<br><br>
===Wikimania===
<big>This is a middling Eurodance song in it's original form, but I think this version is awesomer :):</big><br>
(Must Note: I in no way condone Mr. ON WHEELS! or vandalism of any kind. This is just a parody, a complete joke. (of Pyromania by Cascada))<br>
Wikipedia by Cascada:<br><br>
Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia<br>
Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia<br><br>
Call me a vandal<br>
Call me POV<br>
Something is creeping through my veins<br>
My mouse cannot click<br>
What's vandalizing<br>
I cannot stop and you can't stop me<br><br>
I'm gonna get this article started<br>
Impossible for you to revert<br>
The edit count's rising up (up, so hot)<br>
Cause I'm ranking up<br><br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Ah ah ah oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Oh oh ohhh<br><br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Ah ah ah oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Oh oh ohhh<br><br>
Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia<br>
Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia<br><br>
I must confess<br>
A thousand Willys<br>
Bring out the beast inside of me<br>
Don't be a vandal<br>
Go into the ON WHEELS!<br>
It's gonna melt your semi-protect away<br><br>
I'm gonna get this article started<br>
Impossible for you to revert<br>
The edit count's rising up (up, so high)<br>
And I'm ranking up<br><br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Ah ah ah oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Oh oh ohhh<br><br>
(Don't you see me editing)<br><br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Ah ah ah oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Oh oh ohhh<br><br>
(edit it, bring it up up)<br><br>
Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia<br>
Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi Wi kipedia<br><br>
Soon as the vandals are running wild<br>
I will surrender to Jimbo<br>
And I don't want to assume good faith<br>
It's getting high, high (so high) and I'm ranking up<br><br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Ah ah ah oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Oh oh ohhh<br><br>
(Edit it, bring it up up)
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Ah ah ah oh<br>
Wikipedia<br>
Wikipedia oh<br>
Oh oh ohhh<br><br>The actual video:<br>[http://www.youtube.com/v/EsdXPPp8dNk?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0 Cascada-Pyromania]
===Yes, I AM A CAT WITH HTML ABILITIES! BOW BEFORE ME!===
This is the best picture on the wiki:<br>[[File:Wikipedia-lolcat.jpg|frame|I am in ur Wikpedia! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!]]<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
<br><br><small><small><small>DON'T TAG THIS AS HUMOR CUZ IT WILL MAEK ME VERY NOT HAPPY!!</small></small></small>
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