<strong style="font-size: 2em;">Emergency user slap button</strong>
[[File:Rainbow trout transparent.png|128px|Emergency slap button|link=Never Gonna Give You Up]]
<strong>[[WP:Wikipedians|Editors]]:</strong> Use this button if the user is malfunctioning. (<strong>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-51AfyMqnpI direct link]</strong>)
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<small>Editors can {{edit|Wikipedia talk:Village stocks|report|section=new|preloadtitle=[[:User:{{BASEPAGENAME}}]] should be condemned to the stocks}} a malfunctioning user to the [[Wikipedia talk:Village stocks|village stocks]].</small>
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