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The '''Continuum Transfunctioner''' is a very mysterious and powerful extraterrestrial device whose exact properties are largely unknown. It'sIts only known capabilities include projecting a focused and extremely high-energy beam and destroying the universe. What little information exists about the Transfunctioner comes to humanity from two extremely muscular and homosexual male human-like aliens who for some reason speak with Norwegian accents. Their descriptions of the device is as follows:

<center>"It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.