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The device's only known capabilities include projecting a focused and extremely high-energy beam (known as the Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam) and destroying the universe. What little information exists about the Transfunctioner comes to humanity from the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner, two extremely muscular male human-like aliens who speak with Norwegian accents. Their descriptions of the device is as follows:

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