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===<font color=red><font face="Kristen ITC">History</font>===
====<font color=red><font face="Kristen ITC">Simply MP</font>====
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Birth: ?, Main death: 758937th millennium
 
<center>{{cquote|At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi... at last we will have revenge.}}</center>
 
<font color=red>A Dark Lord of the Sith, and a heir to the almighty [[Darth Maul]], Simply MP has become a well-known Ravenclaw who pretends to be an Avatar of the Wikipedia Dimension. Upon Darth Maul's death at the hands of [[Obi-Wan Kenobi]], Simply MP encountered Emperor Palpatine, who he failed to defeat. Instead of Dooku or Anakin, Palpatine took him in as his own apprentice.
 
<font color=red>While he recruited the other two options of Palpatine, Simply MP remained hidden ready for the time to strike. While he spent most of his life learning magic and working on his Avatar lie, he remained practicing secretly under Sidious.
 
<font color=red>When the time came, Simply sought his oppurtunity, and, as the only remaining force-users in the galaxy besides him (Luke, Vader, and Emperor) dueled, Simply MP weakened Vader and Sidious, attempting to kill them. He nearly succeeded, when Vader and Sidious killed each other. Simply MP jumped out of his hiding place and killed Luke. MP suddenly used his awesome force powers, even if he couldn't see them, to destroy all the remains of the Rebels in the galaxy. The entire Empire had almost been destroyed, but thanks to MP, it survived.
 
<font color=red>Using the midichloreans, MP maintained all life, and became virtually immortal. But then came his primetime moment when DarknessLord arrived with an army of dark followers. DarknessLord used his combined Jedi-Sith powers to blast Force lightning at MP. "You've forgotten I'm immortal..." stated Simply. "You fail to realize... I'm your ruler... I'm your master... I'm your... AVADAKADAVRA!"
 
<font color=red>While training at Hogwarts, he had secretly mastered Avadakadavra. But DarknessLord was smarter than that. Instantly he countercursed. "How can this be? Wikiprophecy itself clearly states there is no countercurse to the curse of death!" DarknessLord exclaimed that the combined powers of the Avatar State, the Dark side of the force, the Light side of the force, and the magic he learned from all 28 years at all 4 houses, he was invincible. And immortal people could kill other immortals.
 
<font color=red>But MP had one more trick up his sleeve...
 
<font color=red>With a giant leap, Simply manuevered himself with a force-jump all the way to the other side of the room, and entered a code. One of the three giant chambers opened. In it was the Triforce.
 
<font color=red>All three Triforces shone on Simply, and Simply felt ultimate power. He blasted Courage, Power, and Wisdom at DarknessLord. But DarknessLord was oh so powerful and attractive, Din and Nayru were lured to him. But Farore the Wisdom stayed with Simply. But that was Wisdom. What use was that?
 
<font color=red>"E=MC<sup>2</sup>" exclaimed Simply.
 
<font color=red>DarknessLord laughed, sieging the last part of the Triforce by force onto his own hand and blasting all his powers onto Simply MP, forever ending the reign of the SimpleMPire.
 
<font color=red>DarknessLord opened the other two chambers with the Force. Inside one was Voldemort's horcruxes all gathered together, and in another was a piece of the Sozin's Comet.
 
<font color=red>"My powers will increase ten-fold..." DarknessLord stated, but was shocked by a groan.
 
<font color=red>Simply MP got up, glowing from all his hatred.
 
<font color=red>Simply MP's voice was now of a demon's, not his own. "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!"
 
<font color=red>"Give it up! I have the higher ground... Don't do it, Simply!"
 
<font color=red>Simply MP ignored DarknessLord, and lunged at DarknessLord.
 
<font color=red>"I warned you."
 
<font color=red>With a fatal blow, DarknessLord used all his new and old powers combined simultaneously to unleash a blow of sheer power. Simply MP's flesh was eradicated, then muscles and bones and sorts, then his spirit was shattered, and all that remained was a single cell.
 
<font color=red>"Whoa." DarknessLord stated, as he left the room, looking back at the single cell and the entirely-shattered room.
 
<font color=red>But only a few minutes later, the cell suddenly started screeching like a maniac. The cell suddenly transformed into multiple cells, which combined together to form bones.
 
<font color=red>Simply MP was still alive.
 
<font color=red>A million years later, as DarknessLord continued his reign through the galaxy. The Sith Lord had grown muscles within a day, and his spirit had already been revived. His flesh was completely healed as well, leaving Simply immortal again.
 
<font color=red>Spending those million years training in the way DarknessLord had done, he finished his final Ravenclaw year and moved on from Ravenclaw to Hufflepuff to Gryffindor to Slytherin. Finally he had completely mastered magic. Then he taught himself day and night in researching for every bit of clues and finding information on artificial Bending.
 
<font color=red>After about 700,000 years, Simply had a breakthrough, finding the methods. He instantaneously mastered his other three elements, and became an official Avatar.
 
<font color=red>300 000 years later, DarknessLord and Simply wound themselves up in the ultimate rematch... but the ending was shocking.
 
<font color=red>With a huge blow, the two of them had exactly equal power, save for the Triforce, Horcruxes, and Sozin's Comet. Thus, DarknessLord had a small edge, but Simply had a plan.
 
<font color=red>He had three things of his own counter. To counter Sozin's Comet, he had waited to strike until the full moon, so while DarknessLord's fire was stronger, his water was stronger, defending him ten-fold. Countering, DarknessLord's Triforce took drastic measures. Simply had enough skills in him to rip apart half of all three Triforce pieces onto him. And lastly the Horcruxes, and Simply had the plan. He threw out seven Chaos Emeralds, which was enough to fully equal DarknessLord's strength.
 
<font color=red>Suddenly, their bodies fell to the ground, disentegrating. The two got up, and, with all of their skills and possessions falling onto the ground, the two fought as their skeletons slowly started to fade and their muscles vanished.
 
<font color=red>DarknessLord had then fallen onto the ground, exhausted. Simply fell seconds later. Losing the rest of them rapidly, DarknessLord and Simply MP did one last lunge, but to be in vain, and both of them were then nothing but a skull, as their spirits lifted towards the heavens.
 
<font color=red>And two cells remained. Unlike before, in this type of atmosphere the cells started disentegrating.
 
<font color=red>"NO!" the cell of Simply's wailed as it rolled down a hill and continued disentegrating.
 
<font color=red>Somebody saw DarknessLord's cell, almost vanished, and immediately transferred him to a hospital. They gave DarknessLord life-like bones, muscles, and flesh, but it took a while to redeem his spirit, but eventually he did. And he was back. He headed to the areas of the battle, and sucked the full moon energy, Sozin's Comet, the Triforce, the Horcruxes, the Chaos Emeralds, the bending skills, the Avatar abilities, the magic, everything.
 
<font color=red>Meanwhile, Simply MP, powerless, had just been discovered with only a nanocell still alive. A scientist was at the scene, and he just barely managed to find Simply before it was too late.
 
<font color=red>Simply laughed evilly as his body quickly came back to life.
 
<font color=red>Simply then realized something. He was powerless. He looked at DarknessLord above, who blasted him with all his power.
 
<font color=red>Simply's cell was once again exposed, and DarknessLord quickly vanquished the cell, laughing evilly at his triumph.
 
<font color=red>''And thus was the end of the legend of Simply MP, the most powerful pure-sith the world had ever known.''
 
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