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* [[Caveman|Cave person]]. - Me Urk! Me invent chisel! Me create Wikipedia stone everyone in tribe can edit! --[[User:Carlb|carlb]] ([[User talk:Carlb|talk]]) 18:19, 14 February 4008 BC (UTC)
... 6021 years later ...
**This makes me ROFLMAOOLROFL. I have no idea why. [[User:Double sharp|Double sharp]] ([[User talk:Double sharp|talk]]) 14:45, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
* [[Adamic]] [[User:Morzenmebs|Morzenmebs]] ([[User talk:Morzenmebs|talk]]) 09:49, 28 January 2021 (UTC)
 
== 1902 AD ==
*Morse Code. Jan 11, 1902. [[Special:Contributions/65.121.141.34|65.121.141.34]] ([[User talk:65.121.141.34|talk]]) 13:39, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
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::That's not a language. —[[User:Keenan Pepper|Keenan Pepper]] 16:31, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
:::Good point. I was tired last night; I withdraw that vote! :D <span style="font-variant: small-caps; font-family: Palatino Linotype,sans-serif;"><nowiki>~</nowiki>'''[[User:Inkuh|Mr Inky]]''' ·
 
::::or possibly hexadecimal language. (14:32, 29 June 2023 [[Special:Contributions/88.110.61.147|88.110.61.147]] ([[User talk:88.110.61.147|talk]]))
([[User talk:Inkuh|T]] [[Special:Emailuser/Inkuh|@]] [[Special:Contributions/Inkuh|C]])</span> 17:12, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
*18 January PC [[User:70.184.32.37|70.184.32.37]] 23:04, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
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==2020-2040==
*[[July|The middle of the summer holidays]]. [[Template:User dolphin|Dolphin]]. [[Template:MainPageIntro|Main Page Intro]] reads {/^ /> /' [[Wikipedia|/"//^/']], / />/>>/ />/>// ^ [[Wikipedia:Introduction|<|>\/]] /^ ^/^} or {Ka ke ku [[Wikipedia|kakekekukakkeku]], k ke keek kekekk a [[Wikipedia:Introduction|uoauk]] ka aka), and the [[Interwiki link]] will be [http://dlph.wikipedia.org dlph:]. - <span style="text-color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#FFD700;padding:1px">[[User:Ghelae|Ghelae]]</span><span style="text-color:#FFD700;background-color:#C0C0C0;padding:1px"><sup>[[User talk:Ghelae|talk]]</sup></span><sub><span style="text-color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#CD7F32;padding:1px">[[Special:Contributions/Ghelae|contribs]]</span></sub> 13:26, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
*April 8, 2029, in Kuteb. --[[User:Alesjif|Alesjif]] ([[User talk:Alesjif|talk]]) 02:12, 28 October 2021 (UTC)
* Mork!!!! (There's a fad of very surreal eBay auctions where the only word is "mork" repeated tons of times.) —[[User:Messedrocker|<small>MORK MORK</small> M<small>ORKMO</small>]][[File:R with umlaut.png]][[User:Messedrocker|<small>KER</small>]] <small>[[User talk:Messedrocker|(MORK)]]</small> 02:35, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
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==2052==
*February 3. [[Headlinese]] [[User:Marsbar8|Marsbar8]] ([[User talk:Marsbar8|talk]]) 18:34, 26 October 2022 (UTC)
*April 25. [[Lorem ipsum]]. visual editor in every language was also replaced with lorem ipsum (IPv4 editor) 18:18 7 June 2023 <!-- Template:Unsigned --><small class="autosigned">—&nbsp;Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:92.24.83.192|92.24.83.192]] ([[User talk:92.24.83.192#top|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/92.24.83.192|contribs]]) 7 June 2023 (UTC)</small>
 
== 2065 ==
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==2063==
* April 5. Quite logically, it will have to be the [[Vulcan (Star Trek)|Vulcan language]]. ''Wak wi-at wik bot, oot-lan sab mee vulkan jenn-wk''?--[[User:Tim Thomason|Tim Thomason]] 09:30, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
 
==2073==
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==6666==
*June 6, 07:06 UTC - [[Satanic]] (lol wthwtf) [[Special:Contributions/139.194.37.72|139.194.37.72]] ([[User talk:139.194.37.72|talk]]) 14:20, 21 June 2020 (UTC)
 
==10001==
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==12346==
*February 30 [[1gp4y 471n14y 0r53m4y 0d3c4y 3375p33k14y]] (also known as [[pig latin morse code leet]] on my first birthday). --[[User:Ravi12346|Ravi12346]] 01:10, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
**I would translate that into Morse code, but I'm not quite ''that'' bored.
***.---- --. .--. ....- -.-- / ....- --... .---- -. .---- ....- -.-- / ----- .-. ..... ...-- -- ....- -.-- / ----- -.. ...-- -.-. ....- -.-- / ...-- ...-- --... ..... .--. ...-- ...-- -.- .---- ....- -.-- (I am that bored.) [[User:207.145.133.34|207.145.133.34]] 14:52, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
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*32nd Tridecember. Southern Pariapatatian, from City Southern Pariapatatia, State ΛΞ, Country Eka-Greekioniese, Planet Sphxzvewdrster Glasdfqwwrestyujkakahfurmde, Solar System Holomonobosipsippararp, Galaxy Inmemoryofprofessorastatauliandagaragaliatheinventorofthemachinethatcanturnanythingintoanything, Universe Calixo-9900133143, Universe system Pluon-222, Mother universe Suttttttte, Dimension 5.
** Well, my ___location is (as of 2018) City Frisco, State Texas, Country United States of America, Planet Earth, Solar System Sol???, Galaxy Milky Way, Universe Homeland???, Universe system The Hist???, Mother universe Homeland of Truth???, Dimension 3???. Could you please fill in the blanks? (they are filled in) [[Special:Contributions/2605:6000:8D47:5800:E9C7:1828:D49B:CAB8|2605:6000:8D47:5800:E9C7:1828:D49B:CAB8]] ([[User talk:2605:6000:8D47:5800:E9C7:1828:D49B:CAB8|talk]]) 15:03, 27 August 2018 (UTC)
*** You are currently in system Sol, Universe 7 (though you encroach on Universe 6 at some times, per the [[Mandela Effect]]). You are operating in 4 dimensions. [[User:Smithandteam|@SmithAndTeam]] ([[User talk:Smithandteam|talk]]) 21:33, 3 October 2018 (UTC)
 
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==2^74,207,281-1==
This would be a '''Prime''' candidate for 500 languages, the 500th of which would be [[Simlish]] ([[Special:Contributions/220.239.253.185|220.239.253.185]] ([[User talk:220.239.253.185|talk]]) 10:38, 18 April 2016 (UTC))
* Woah, what number is that?
 
==Never==
*Never, because the world will end in 2012! [[Special:Contributions/24.14.73.183|24.14.73.183]] ([[User talk:24.14.73.183|talk]]) 22:31, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
** Hello from 2022. It didn't happen, and [[2012 (film)|that movie]] ended up being a load of horse poocrap. Soz. [[User:MarioFyreFlower|M@R10''FYRE''FLOWER]]
*Never, as language will become more homogenized, and therefore there will be fewer and fewer languages that have a use for Wikipedia. [[User:StanCubed|<span style="background: #FFFFFF; color: #0099FF;">&nbsp;Stan&nbsp;</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:StanCubed|<span style="background: #FFFFFF; color: #6600FF;">&nbsp;3&nbsp;</span>]]</sup> 18:35, 1 November 2015 (UTC)
*No way there may be a 400th or even 500th language, unless more languages are discovered. Look, the figure is still below 300. [[User:2679D|2679D]] ([[User talk:2679D|talk]]) 03:34, 20 January 2016 (UTC)
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==Records==
*The most commonly predicted language is [[pig Latin|igpay atinlay]] (or variants) with five votes. The most recent common ancestor of all the world's languages, the [[Proto-World language]],<ref>Votes for [[Borean languages]] and [[Proto-Indo-European language]] are counted as contributing to the tally of [[Proto-World language]]</ref> [[Morse code|-- --- ·-· ··· · / -·-· --- -·· ·]], [[Braille|{{bc|B|r|a|i|l|l|e}}]], [[Newspeak]] and [[Leet|13375p33k]] tie for runner up with four votes. Languages with three votes are [[Whale song|Dolphin or Whale]], [[Martian]], [[Gibberish]], [[Binary|0100 0010 0110 1001 0110 1110 0110 0001 0111 0010 0111 1001]] and [[American Sign Language]]. Complex English, [[Engrish]], [[Legal English|legalese]], [[International Talk Like a Pirate Day|Arrr]] and [[meta language]] have two votes.<ref>Where a vote is for a specific language expressed with a particular twist, such as a leet version of pig latin expressed in morse code, I've interpreted it simply as a vote for the language rather than the expression; in this case pig latin. This interpretation is likely to be controversial and other interpretations will change the order of most commonly predicted languages shown above. A new pool will open shortly to predict when someone will take me to [[WP:ARB|Arbcom]] over this.</ref>
*The most imaginative entry is [[English language|English]] by [[User:Radiant!]].
*<s>The least likely language that actually exists and is in widespread human use is [[American Sign Language]] by [[User:gadfium]].</s> Update: ASL now has a [http://incubator.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wp/ase Wikipedia incubator page], so it is no longer such an unlikely candidate.