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====Jason====
'''Jason Fox''' is a 10-year old, often annoying [[nerd]]y little brother. His life mission appears to be to annoy Paige, which often results in her beating him up and breaking his [[spectacles]]. Ironically, Jason is never seen without them on. Jason has frequently [[tutor]]ed Paige in math, though he prefers to be referred to as a "math consultant". He is smart enough to know the average temperature on [[Venus (planet)|Venus]] and to solve complex equations that most adults would find staggering, but at the same time believes that [[Santa Claus]] and the ''[[X-Files]]'' are real. He is also a genius with all things computerized, having once written his own Internet browser and, another time, crashed the entire Internet itself (by accident) with a "Darth Jason" virus. He also wrote his own operating system, "Jasondows". In the [[7 May]] [[2005]] strip, he [[Wikipedia:vandalism|vandalizes]] [[Wikipedia]] by adding a picture of his sister to the "[[warthog]]" article (an act quickly imitated by FoxTrot readers: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Warthog&oldid=13377916]). This was also attempted on the article for rabies, albeit unsuccessfully [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rabies&oldid=13389605]. Jason can also be found frequently entertaining outrageous schemes to either earn or spend huge amounts of money: he once attempted to found a dinosaur-themed [[hotel]] in [[Las Vegas]] and once attempted to build a skyscraper [[comic book]] shop—only to scrap that plan, as it would take up space that was already reserved for his [[Star Wars]]-themed amusement park, including a life-sized [[Death Star]] ride. Once, he tried to give up geekiness, due to learning girls found nerds sexy, but soon found it too unnatural. Jason's favorite activities besides bothering Paige are playing [[video game|video]] and [[computer game]]s, such as ''Doomathon'', in which he joins an Internet league with names such as Jason_Postal_Worker, drawing ''[[FoxTrot#Slug Man and Leech Boy|Slugman]]'' cartoons, obsessing over movies such as [[Lord of the Rings]] and [[Star Wars]], and maintaining romantic tension between himself and [[FoxTrot#Eileen Jacobson|Eileen]]. Though Jason has no interest in sports (and cannot tell the difference between a football and a golf ball), he enjoys competing with his older brother in unusual challenges (such as TV Channel Russian Roulette and eating a meal in the least amount of bites).
====Quincy====
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