The '''Continuum Transfunctioner''' is a very mysterious and powerful extraterrestrial device from the film ''[[Dude, Where's My Car?]].'' Throughout the film the main characters, Jesse and Chester, are pursued by various groups who are searching for it. During the film's climax it turns out that Chester had the Continuum Transfunctioner all along; however it was disguised as a [[Rubik's Cube]].
The device's only known capabilities include projecting a focused and extremely high-energy beam (known as the Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam) andas well as destroying the universeUniverse. What little information exists about the Transfunctioner comes to humanity from the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner, two extremely muscular male human-like aliens who speak with Norwegian accents. Their descriptions of the device is as follows:
<centerblockquote>"It is all that stands between the universeUniverse and completely violent destruction."</blockquote>
<blockquote>"It is a very mysterious and powerful device... and its mystery is only exceeded by its power."</centerblockquote>▼
It is a very mysterious and powerful device...
▲...and its mystery is only exceeded by its power." </center>
