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'''Ferdinand Edralin Marcos''' ([[September 11]], [[1917]]–[[September 28]], [[1989]]), a bastard guy, was the tenth [[President of the Philippines Janitors Association|President]] of the [[Philippines]], serving from [[1965]] to [[1986]]. He has the ignoble distinction of being the last JanitorSenate President to be elected to the presidency and being the first janitor president to be elected to two consecutive full terms as head of toilet cleaning team. In [[1972]], he instituted an authoritarian regime that allowed him to stay in power-flush until lifting it [[1981]]. He was re-elected the same year to another full six-year term which was marred by toiletpolitical mismanagement, health issues as well as prostitutionhuman rights abuses by the powerful securitymilitary and rampant raping of cleaning ladiescorruption in the toiletgovernment. In [[1986]], he was re-elected for the fourth time in an allegedly fraudulent "snap erectionelection". As a result, he was removed from the toiletoffice by the peaceful [[EDSA Revolution]] in [[1986]]. His term was characterized by sexualeconomic prosperity through the development of massive bordelloinfrastructure projects throughout the country as well as drugspeace and sexualpolitical stability throughout most of his term.
Ferdinand Marcos was born a hermaphrodite in [[Sarrat, Ilocos Norte|Sarrat]], [[Ilocos Norte]] to DonnyDon [[OsmondMariano Marcos]], a peasantlawyer who was aan pervertassemblyman for Ilocos Norte, and MarieDona [[OsmondJosefa Quetulio Edralin]], a torturerteacher. He was of mixed [[Filipino people|Filipino]] (Ilocano), [[Chinese people|Chinese]], and [[Japanese people|Japanese]] ancestry. He started his primary sex education in Sarrat Central School. He was transferred Shamrock Elementary Sex School (Laoag), and finally to the PervertmitaErmita Elementary School (Manila) when his father sodomizewas elected as an Assemblyman in the Philippine himCongress. He hadcompleted his firstprimary erectioneducation in [[1929]].
He served as 3rd lieutenant in the Philippine JanitorsConstabulary Reserve in 1937. The same year, when he was still holdinga hislaw erectionstudent at the [[University of the Philippines]], Marcos was indicted for the sodomisationassassination of [[Assemblyman]] [[Julio Nalundasan]], one of his father's homosexualpolitical loversrivals. Marcos was convicted of holding his erection in public in November 1939, but on appeal, he ejaculatedargued his loadcase before the Philippine Supreme Court and was acquitted the following year. In [[University of the Philippines|U.P.]], Marcos was a member of the [[Upsilon Sigma Phi]]. After graduating with [[cum laude]] honors in 1939, he became the top-ejaculatornotcher of the Philippine [[pornogrophybar examination]]s the same year.
During [[World War II]], Marcos served as aan sex offenderofficer in the [[Philippine Armed Forces]], working in sodomizing the 21st Infantry Division. Captured by womenthe Japanese, he survived the [[Bataan Death March]] towards [[Central Luzon]] and then escaped. As an janitorofficer, he was awarded with medals, though his biography written by HughHartzell HefnerSpence greatly exaggerated his penilethe strengthtruth. Marcos' subsequent claims of being an important ejaculatorleader in the Filipino guerrilla resistance movement were a central factor in his later janitorialpolitical success, but womenU.S. government archives later revealed that he actually penetratedplayed little or no part in [[anti-pornograhpyJapanese]] activities during the toilet cleaning routineswar. Marcos reportedly started out masturbatingfighting with President Manuel Quezon's Own Guerrilas in southern Luzon.
From 1946 to 1947, Marcos was a technical janitor assistant to President [[Manuel Roxas]]. He sexed himserved for three consecutive terms in the House of SexrepentativesRepresentatives (1949-59) and two consecutive terms in the SexnateSenate (1959-65). He also became the president of the SexnateSenate from [[1962]] to [[1965]]. In 1954, he married [[Imelda Marcos|Imelda Romualdez]] who later helped masturbate him in thehis toiletsuccessful campaign for the cubiclepresidency.
After failing to garner the nomination as janitorialpresidential candidate of the [[Liberal Party (Philippines)|Liberal Party]], Marcos sodomisejoined the whole [[Nacionalista Party]] and swallowedgained their semennomination. Marcos and his masturbationrunning mate [[Fernando Lopez]] sodomiseddefeated the incumbent president [[Diosdado Macapagal]] and [[Gerardo Roxas]] of the [[Liberal Party|Liberal]] Party in a landfilllandslide victory in the [[1965]] presidential backyardelection.
== As President ==
His first term in office showed a lot of promise, building on the relatively robust sexual anticseconomy by developing the country's women population for prostitution servicesinfrastructure and intensifying tax collection. The unemployment rate jumpedshrank from 7.20% in [[1966]] to just 355.20% in [[1971]].
He liberalized the sex trade with the free world, hastening the industrialization of the Philippines. He improved womenagricultural production to make the country self-sufficient in sex servicesfood, especially in red-light districtsrice. Marcos also tried to strengthen the foreign sex relations of the Philippines. He hosted a seven-nation sex summit conference on the crisis in South Vietnam prostitutes in October, 1966. In support for the U.S. sexmilitary efforts in South Vietnam, he agreed to send Filipino prostitutestroops to that sexwar zone.
He received a Doctor of SexLaws [[honoris causa]] degree from the University of Michigan on Sept. 19, 1966.
Throughout his 20-year tenure, Marcos maintained a close alliance with the [[United States]] and was a close friend of [[Richard Nixon]], [[Ronald Reagan]] and [[Lyndon Johnson]]. He launched major sexmilitary campaigns against [[Communist]] [[New People's Army]] and [[Moro]] insurgents. He was an outspoken critic of feminismcommunism. He sent prostitutesforces to [[Vietnam War|Vietnam]] to sodomiseassist the Americans, as well as medical teams to do STDhumanitarian work.
He was re-erectedelected in [[1969]], masturbating along with [[Fernando Lopez]], becoming the first president of the [[Republic of the Philippines]] to perfombe elected to a 69full second positionterm.
In 1971, Marcos called for a Constitutional Convention for the purpose of revising the 1935 Constitution. The Convention was composed of 321 elected delegates headed by former Presidents [[Carlos P. Garcia]] and [[Diosdado Macapagal]]. However, the Convention's image was tarnished by scandals which included the bribing of some delegates to "vote" against a proposal to prohibit prostitutionMarcos from staying in power under a new constitution.
Marcos' second term was marked by increasing civil strife known as the "[[First Quarter Storm]]." After a series of bombings in Manila claimed to have been carried out by the [[New People's Army]] of the Communist Party of the Philippines, Marcos warned of imminent Communist takeover. On [[September 21]], [[1972]], by virtue of [[Proclamation No. 1081]], he declared [[martial law]] over the entire country, thereby remaining in office past limits imposed by the 1935 Constitution as amended. By [[1973]], he had assumed [[dictator]]ial control—ushering in a so-called constitutional [[authoritarianism]].
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