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'''Ron Obvious''' is a [[Monty Python]] character<ref>Robert Ross, ''Monty Python Encyclopedia'' (TV Books, 1999), 134.</ref> played by [[Terry Jones]], appearing in a sketch in the first series episode 10. "Untitled".

In the sketch, the extremely stupid Ron Obvious, encouraged by his unscrupulous manager Luigi Vercotti ([[Michael Palin]]), undertakes several impossible tasks for publicity, in this order:<ref>{{citation|url=http://books.google.com/?id=indZAAAAMAAJ|page=134|title=Monty Python encyclopedia|author=Robert Ross|isbn=9781575000367|year=1999}}</ref>

'''Jumping the [[English Channel]]'''.<ref name="books.google.com">Gary L. Hardcastle and George A. Reisch, ''Monty Python and philosophy: nudge nudge, think think!'' (Open Court Publishing, 2006), [http://books.google.com/books?id=wPQelKFNA5MC&pg=RA1-PA144&dq=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22&ei=Q9_HSZ-_KorClQSl2e2pAw 144].</ref><ref>Graham Chapman, ''The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words'' (Pantheon Books, 1989), [http://books.google.com/books?id=wJtkAAAAMAAJ&q=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22&dq=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22&ei=Q9_HSZ-_KorClQSl2e2pAw&pgis=1 127].</ref> In the opening scene, Ron Obvious from [[Neepsend]] is shown running along the seashore in a track and field uniform. The announcer ([[John Cleese]]) says that Obvious hopes to become the first man to jump the Channel. A group of Frenchmen are shown standing under a sign that reads "Fin de Cross Channel Jump" as traditional accordion music plays in the background. When asked how he plans to jump 26 miles (Obvious said that his longest jump so far is "almost 12 feet, unofficially"), he says "You see if you're five miles out over the English Channel, with nothing but sea underneath you, there is a very great impetus to stay in the air." Obvious has his [[passport]] checked, and carrying a 50&nbsp;lb. bag full of [[brick]]s (provided by the [[Chippenham]] Brick Company, who are sponsoring the event), he sprints toward the sea and jumps, splashing into the water only a few feet from shore.

'''Eating1. Jumping the [[ChichesterEnglish CathedralChannel]]:'''<ref name="books.google.com">Gary L. Hardcastle and George A. Reisch, ''Monty Python and philosophy: nudge nudge, think think!'' (Open Court Publishing, 2006), [http://books.google.com/books?id=wPQelKFNA5MC&pg=RA1-PA144&dq=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22&ei=Q9_HSZ-_KorClQSl2e2pAw 144].</ref><ref>Graham Chapman, ''The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words'' (Pantheon Books, 1989), [http://books.google.com/books?id=wJtkAAAAMAAJ&q=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22&dq=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22&ei=Q9_HSZ-_KorClQSl2e2pAw&pgis=1 128127].</ref> In the opening scene, Ron Obvious from [[Neepsend]] is shown brushingrunning hisalong teeth,the puttingseashore onin a bibtrack and flexingfield uniform. The announcer ([[John Cleese]]) says that Obvious hopes to become the first man to jump the Channel. A group of Frenchmen are shown standing under a sign that reads "Fin de Cross Channel Jump" as traditional accordion music plays in the background. When asked how he plans to jump 26 miles (Obvious said that his jawslongest beforejump bitingso intofar is "almost 12 feet, unofficially"), he says "You see if you're five miles out over the cornerEnglish Channel, with nothing but sea underneath you, there is a very great impetus to stay in the air." Obvious has his [[passport]] checked, and carrying a 50&nbsp;lb. bag full of an[[brick]]s old(provided stoneby buildingthe [[Chippenham]] Brick Company, who are sponsoring the event), he sprints toward the sea and breakingjumps, hissplashing jawinto the water only a few feet from shore.

'''2. Eating [[Chichester Cathedral]]:'''<ref>Graham Chapman, ''The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words'' (Pantheon Books, 1989), [http://books.google.com/books?id=wJtkAAAAMAAJ&q=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22&dq=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22&ei=Q9_HSZ-_KorClQSl2e2pAw&pgis=1 128].</ref> Obvious is shown brushing his teeth, putting on a bib and flexing his jaws before biting into the corner of an old stone building and breaking his jaw.

'''Tunnelling to [[Java]]'''.<ref name="books.google.com"/> Vercotti shows a map illustrating the route Obvious will use while digging his way to Java. When the announcer asks him where Obvious is, after a couple of evasive answers Vercotti yells, "Ron, how far have you got?" Obvious sticks his head out of a very shallow hole and replies, "Oh, about two foot six." and inquires if there is a spade he can use.

'''3. Tunnelling to [[Java]]:'''.<ref name="books.google.com"/> Vercotti shows a map illustrating the route Obvious will use while digging his way to Java. When the announcer asks him where Obvious is, after a couple of evasive answers Vercotti yells, "Ron, how far have you got?" Obvious sticks his head out of a very shallow hole and replies, "Oh, about two foot six." and inquires if there is a spade he can use.

'''Splitting a [[Coach (rail)|railway carriage]] with his [[Human nose|nose]]'''. Vercotti and the announcer walk along a railroad track discussing Obvious' next endeavour, and allegations that Vercotti is exploiting him. The sound of an approaching train is heard, followed by a loud scream.

'''4. Splitting a [[Coach (rail)|railway carriage]] with his [[Human nose|nose]]:'''. Vercotti and the announcer walk along a railroad track discussing Obvious' next endeavour, and allegations that Vercotti is exploiting him. The sound of an approaching train is heard, followed by a loud scream.

'''Running to [[Mercury (planet)|Mercury]]'''.<ref name="books.google.com"/> Vercotti explains that once Obvious gets out of [[Earth]]'s atmosphere, he should be able to run straight to Mercury. Obvious, wrapped in head-to-toe bandages from his previous exploits, is shown jumping off a wooden ramp with a crutch under his left arm. The frame freezes in mid-jump, and another loud scream is heard.

'''5. Running to [[Mercury (planet)|Mercury]]:'''.<ref name="books.google.com"/> Vercotti explains that once Obvious gets out of [[Earth]]'s atmosphere, he should be able to run straight to Mercury. Obvious, wrapped in head-to-toe bandages from his previous exploits, is shown jumping off a wooden ramp with a crutch under his left arm. The frame freezes in mid-jump, and another loud scream is heard.

'''Most time being [[burial|Underground]] (Deceased)'''. The next scene shows Ron Obvious' [[headstone|tombstone]] with the legend "Very Talented" written on it. Vercotti says that he hopes to break the world record for remaining underground.

'''6. Most time being [[burial|Underground]] (Deceased):'''. The next scene shows Ron Obvious' [[headstone|tombstone]] with the legend "Very Talented" written on it. Vercotti says that he hopes to break the world record for remaining underground.

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