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==Now Tha Artikal!==
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| ___location=[[The Wizard Of Oz|Somewhere beyond the rainbow...]]
| marital status=Single
| spouse=[[Your Mom|Your MOM!]]
| children=You :P
| occupation= Wasting Time on
| employer=Wikipedia
| education=[[English language|English]], [[Uncyclopedia|Wikipedia]], [[Runescape]]
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| religion=[[Pastafarianism]]
| politics=Very biased
| aliases= [[Oscar Wilde]]<br>[[Domo]]<br>[[Not Jimbo]]
| IQ= 146 (for real, tested last year :))
| website= Runescape, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia
| blog= Userboxes
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===Meaning of My Name===
A lorem ipsum generator is a text generator of nonsense blocks of random latin text, commonly used as dummy testing text for typesetters. It has been in standard use since the 1500s, of course then people didn't have computers to actually generate the text, they had to test their printing machines manually. The sets of text usually begin with the phrase "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet". What does that mean? No idea, but it sounds fancy. Here is a sample from the actual lorem ipsum generator [http://www.lipsum.com/ here]:<br>{{Quotation|<big><big><big><big>"</big></big></big></big><i><small>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed vestibulum lobortis enim eget molestie. Sed gravida, lectus eget posuere aliquam, purus felis viverra lectus, at vestibulum sem ligula sit amet odio. Sed hendrerit vehicula condimentum. Aliquam ac quam vel ante luctus condimentum varius eu augue. Proin eget felis ligula. Duis gravida enim vel dui facilisis non eleifend sapien tristique. Integer lacus eros, posuere eu pellentesque non, accumsan a lacus. Nunc dapibus vehicula massa, non ultrices elit pellentesque sit amet. Sed vitae lorem ligula, at lacinia augue. Maecenas aliquam ultrices urna, eu interdum turpis scelerisque quis. Nulla dapibus ligula in purus imperdiet at porttitor nisi placerat. In nec nisl leo, a condimentum mi. Integer sagittis nisl vel mi aliquet et posuere mi malesuada.</small></i><big><big><big><big>"</big></big></big></big>|lipsum.com|Lorem Ipsum Generator}}<br>I chose this name because:<br>
*I thought it sounded cool.
*I'm a pretty good nonsense generator myself, just look at my userpage!
===Basic Info===
Hi there, this is my userpage. Feel free to explore, just...err...please wipe your shoes off on the mat on your way in. Let me start off by saying that although I am awesome, I am no [[Domo (NHK)|deity]] and in no way related to one. Therefore, although my twisted mind may think differently, am not really Jesus. He was some guy from Israel who may be god's son, i am just a mere representation who likes axes.(in other words, nothing like him at all, it was just what first came to my head). I was born in vault 101 as a genetically enhanced super baby, my professions include killing mutants, blowing things up and collecting bottle caps.<br><br>
===Wikimania===
<big>This is a middling Eurodance song in it's original form, but I think this version is awesomer :):</big><br>
(Must Note: I in no way condone Mr. ON WHEELS! or vandalism of any kind. This is just a parody, a complete joke. (of Pyromania by Cascada))<br>
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