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===The ''Master Plan''===

Now you're going to ask me what my ''Master Plan'' is all about. I conceived it as a contingency and survival plan; it answers the question "what would you do if you were [[teleport]]ed, without food, money, or any contact information, into the middle of a strange foreign land?" The ''Master Plan'' calls for the following procedure:

<div style="float:right; clear:none; border:1px inset black; background-color:white; color:black; padding:5px; width: 200px; margin:5px;">

<big>It seems that you have eaten your cat...

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Now you're going to ask me what my ''Master Plan'' is all about. I conceived it as a contingency and survival plan; it answers the question "what would you do if you were [[teleport]]ed, without food, money, or any contact information, into the middle of a strange foreign land?" The ''Master Plan'' calls for the following procedure:

#The subject places his pants atop his head.

#The subject (having memorized the following table) yells "I ate my cat," appropriately translated, in his loudest voice, preferably in the direction of authority figures.

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|[[Latin language|lat]]

|FelesFelis meum devoravi <!-- "edi", "comedi", and "cenavicomedi" are also appropriate -->

|Fay-laislees may-um day-worr-ah-wee

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|[[Russian language|rus]]

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|Pojeo sam moju ma&#265;ku

|?

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|[[Latin|lat]]

|"ceno mi feles"

|"kay'-noh mee feh'-lehs"

--"ceno" is present tense; "mi" is the vocative; "feles" is correct. -->

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|colspan="3"|Add a language or correct mistakes [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=User:Ardonik/I_ate_my_cat&action=edit&section=2 here :-)]