Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee Elections December 2004/Candidate statements: Difference between revisions

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==[[User:Lir|Lir]]==

[[Image:Here's2.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Vote for me!]]

The Wikipedia has been marred by rude and mean-spirited individuals who see themselves as the epitome of perfection, and who scorn everyone else as a "troll". As a member of the arbitration committee, I would actively seek the resignations of 172, Tim Starling, mav, Jimbo, and Angela -- I would enforce anti-cabalist legislation; and ensure that the wikipedia is run by the people, and not by the losers who have nothing better to do with their lives than dominate the irc/mailing list discussions. I would put an end to the policy of calling votes and then declaring them "settled and closed" before anyone outside of the cabal is even aware of them. My private sockpuppet army would staunchly enforce inclusionism<small> (i have nearly one hundred sockpuppets. That includes 23 sysops, 5 bureaucrats, 4 mediators, 3 developers, 2 arbcom members, and a member of the board in a pear tree -- currently six of my sockpuppetssocks are running for arbcom, including this one)</small>. Under my regime: deletionists will be shown the door, and their user accounts shall be ''(ironically enough)'' deleted.

==[[User:Merovingian|Merovingian]]==