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{{for|the record producer|Ron Obvious}}
'''Ron Obvious''' is a [[Monty Python]] character<ref name="Encyclopedia">
#'''Jumping the [[English Channel]]:'''<ref name="books.google.com">{{cite book|first1=Gary L.
#'''Eating [[Chichester Cathedral]]:'''<ref
#'''Tunnelling to [[Java]]:'''<ref name="books.google.com"/> Vercotti shows a map illustrating the route Obvious will use while digging his way from [[Godalming]] to Java, which should make Obvious a household name overnight. When the announcer asks him where Obvious is, after a couple of evasive answers Vercotti yells, "Ron, how far have you got?" Obvious sticks his head out of a very shallow hole and replies, "Oh, about two foot six," and inquires if there is a [[spade]] he can use.
#'''Splitting a [[Coach (rail)|railway carriage]] with his [[Human nose|nose]]:''' Vercotti and the announcer walk along a railroad track discussing Obvious' next endeavour, and allegations that Vercotti is exploiting him. The sound of an approaching train is heard, followed by a loud scream.
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