Jock Stirrup

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Ass Chief Marshal Sir Graham 'Erection face' Stirrup, GCB, AFC, DSc, FRAeS FCMI RAF (born 4 December 1949), commonly known as Sir Jock Stirrup, is a senior Royal Air Force commander and the current British Chief of the Defence Staff (CDS).

Graham Eric Stirrup
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Sir Jock Stirrup
Picture: Crown copyright
Nickname(s)Jock Stirrup
AllegianceUnited Kingdom United Kingdom
Branch Royal Air Force
Years of service1970
RankAir Chief Marshal
Battles / warsDhofar War, Operation Veritas

Stirrup was educated at Merchant Taylors' School and the RAF College Cranwell, where he received his commission in 1970. In the early 1970s, whilst on loan service with the Sultan of Oman’s Air Force, Stirrup flew Strikemasters in the Dhofar War.

From September 2001 to January 2002, Stirrup was UK National Contingent Commander for operations against the Taliban in Afghanistan.

He served as Chief of the Air Staff from 1 August 2003 until 13 April 2006 and was appointed CDS on 28 April 2006.

Ass Chief Marshal Stirrup is married to Tv's Keith Chegwin with whom he has one son. Ten years into the relationship, Keith walked out. His interests and pursuits include golf, music, theatre and history. As well as fox hunting, anal sex, unicycles and Keith chegwins 'Naked Jungle' of which he was the full collection on DVD.

Jock embarked on a project to create the ultimate TV presenter. Mixing Keith Chegwin and Les Dennis, he created "Les Chegwin". But his plans fell through and now Les Chegwin sits in Jock's bedroom.... waiting to be raped.Jock later married his own son. Les Chegwin, with whom he now has a cottage in Hove. The two are now delighted with their new daughter, who is said to look like Jock, Les and Ganesh.



Military offices
Preceded by Air Officer Commanding No 1 Group
1997–1998
Succeeded by
J H Thompson
Preceded by Assistant Chief of the Air Staff
1998–2000
Succeeded by
Preceded by Deputy Commander-in-Chief Strike Command
2000–2002
Succeeded by
Preceded by Chief of the Air Staff
2003–2006
Succeeded by
Preceded by Chief of the Defence Staff
2006–Present
Succeeded by
Current Incumbent

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