Template:Infobox South Park episode Toilet Paper is episode 703 of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired April 2 2003.
Plot
Template:Spoiler The four boys have to stay after school for making fun of their art teacher, Mrs. Dreibel. Lead by Cartman, they take revenge by toilet papering her house during the night. Kyle is starting to regret that action very fast, mainly because Mrs. Dreibel has kids. He starts to get nightmares about their deed and the Dreibel family. The next day they went to the counselors office. The story was "We were at the bowling alley when we saw that Ally Sheedy, the goth chick from the breakfast club was bowling in the lane next to us. We asked her for her autograph but she didn't have a pen so we followed her out to her car where we were accosted by five scientologist who want to give us personality test and were submitted to the Denver scientology center until 10:45 where we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho Fritas de Rejos where we caught a ride with a man who was missing his right index finger named Gary Bushwell arriving home at 11:46." Cartman, who doesn't want to get punished, grows concerned that Kyle might lose it and tell the principal or his parents.
Meanwhile Officer Barbrady starts to investigate the "Crime", but can't find good clues. He seeks help in the professional toilet paperer Josh, who currently serving a sentence in Park County Juvenile Hall for toilet papering over 600 houses in less than a year. After several sessions with Josh, in which Josh always puts psychological pressure on Barbrady, he comes a little closer to solve the case. The four boys are also interrogated.
Cartman knows that Kyle would sooner or later tell somebody, but he doesn't count on Kenny or Stan to help him shut up Kyle. He decides to try to kill Kyle using a Wiffle bat on Starks Pond. Barbrady meanwhile arrested Butters who confessed, but gets bailed out after his parents arrived. Stan, Kyle and Kenny decide to confess the day after and also tell Cartman that if he has any sense of a conscience, he'll should do the same.
In the morning after Barbrady brings Josh along with him to the Principal Victoria's office, but the Principal says that the true toilet paperer already confessed. Stan, Kyle and Kenny also rush into the office, only to find out that Cartman already confessed (to get a better deal for himself) and each of them get two weeks of detention. Josh managed to trick the police and fled.
Quote
- Kyle: Ow! What the hell are you doing, Cartman?
Cartman: I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so this may take a while.
Trivia
- The Barbrady plot of this story is an homage to The Silence of the Lambs with Josh taking the part of Hannibal Lecter.
- This Episode pretty much tells the viewer why Barbrady is Barbrady.
- During Kyle's nightmares, Mrs. Dreible's screaming is similar to Nancy Kerrigan's. In fact, in his second one, the footage from her "incident" in the '94 Olympics.
- The scene where Cartman takes Kyle out on a boat and tries to kill him with a Wiffle bat is a parody of the scene in The Godfather Part II where Fredo is murdered.