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Don't write <code>{{switch</code>, write <code>{{#switch:</code>.

Quotes
"Me So Horny! Me Love you long time" - Prostitute from Full Metal Jacket
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Favorite Pages
Spore (game)
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
United States Army
Freedom of movement
Group X
Battlefield 2
SWAT
Mountain Dew Yum.
Contributions
Page Creations
Commander Mine Squadron SEVEN (complete rewrite)
BallenIsles (hehe)
RSTA
BF2Combat.net
Major Contributions
Freedom of movement
User:Swatjester: What, you think I made this?
User talk:Swatjester: see above.
SWAT
United States Army
Mountain Dew AMP
My Contributions
Image Uploads
Note: unformating images as a placeholder until I can figure out the sizing here.
me! Fallston Cougar
Picture 1 Picture 2
Fallston High School Holy Roman Empire
Picture 3 Picture 4
Stupid n00bs Me! (again)
Picture 5 Picture 6
About
SWATJester is a Wikipedian from Tallahassee, Florida. This account was started on the 4th of January, 2006.

This main page is a work in progress sort of thing. But I'm slowly converting it.

Timeline
Edit 1: Florida State University
Edit 100: User talk:Nufy8
Edit 500: Wikipedia:Requests for comment/User conduct
Edit 1000: Talk:Neuro-linguistic programming
Edit 2500: Dreyfoos School of the Arts
Edit 5000: User talk:Swatjester
Subpages
user:Swatjester/userboxes
Signature tutorial (actually Smurrayinchester’s)
WikiProjects
WikiProject iconCrime and Criminal Biography: Terrorism NA‑class
WikiProject iconThis page is within the scope of WikiProject Crime and Criminal Biography, a collaborative effort to improve the coverage of crime and criminal biography on Wikipedia. If you would like to participate, please visit the project page, where you can join the discussion and see a list of open tasks.
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Taskforce icon
This page is supported by the Terrorism task force.
Template:WikiProject Military history user
Template:United States Armed ForcesWikiProject-Member
Vital Articles
This is a list of articles I have found (and still find!) very useful:
Help:Table - I can never remember the syntax properly, and this page works so very well!
Help:Formula - Likewise, <math> is complex too. I wonder why it isn't <maths>...
Wikipedia:Reference Desk - Need a question answering? This is place!
Wikipedia:Help Desk - The people who work on this never get mad, even after I posted a shoddy piece of HTML and asked why it didn't work.
Special:Random - Great fun! But why does it always link to Canadian politians?
List of HTML decimal character references - All the funny symbols!
Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose - Always good advice...
Wikipedia:Esperanza/Coffee lounge - A good way to unwind...
A big Thank You to all these pages and the people who edit them!
My To-Do
Google Search & Rescue vandalised pages.
Legend
I'll do this when I get around to it.
This is pretty important; I should do it soon
Very important; most probably already in progress
!!! Drop everything! I must do this right away!
My Signature
Normal : SWATJester Ready Aim Fire! 01:12, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
Userboxes & Babel
Important
5.5kThis user has made over 5500 edits.
AEThis user uses American English.USA
This user is at wikistress level 1: Just FineWS:1
Babel & Browser
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
ru-1Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
it-1Quest'utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.

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Wikipedia Activity
Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with Vandal Fighter.
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Counter-Vandalism Unit.

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Location/Geography
Stars and BarsI currently live in Florida, USAFlorida Flag
French FlagI have visited France and Germany...Flag of Germany
Irish FlagSpain and Italy...Italian Flag
Welsh Flagand the United Kingdom]] and Russia...Cornish Flag
Japanese Flagso I want to visit Japan & IrelandIrish Flag
Misc
This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

The motto of the United States is ‘’’“E Pluribus Unum”’’’.

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Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists

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Est omnino difficile iudicare inclusionis meritum cuiusdam rei in encyclopædia cum ratio sciendi quid populi referat incerta sit, sed nihilominus aliquid encyclopædiam dedecet

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This motto reflects the desire of these Wikipedians to be reluctant, but not entirely unwilling, to remove articles from Wikipedia.