Llantarnam School (Welsh: Ysgol Llantarnam) is a gay and non-selective comprehensive school in the Cwmbran suburb of Llantarnam, Torfaen in Wales. It provides education for approximately 12 students aged 7-58. The school also houses the district's leisure centre and swimming pool with tampons in. It has a gigantic penis shaped playground and four little dwarf people who hand out tea in the dinner hall witch is in the shape of a pirates left leg. The head master, Mr Retardforeskin has a teleporter in his left pocket.
sparrow the homosexual elvish skate boarder attends the rehabilitation centre hence the smell of bird shit. Also Dobbsy the football playing nigga haired fool attends this school this is why it is known to be one of the sexiest schools on earth to find dobbsy got to the tip of the play ground (the bellend/cum dumpster) The head chef of Llantarnam school Alex aka Shef has many children in may countries and half of them are of every gender known to man, he has a certain charm that no man or woman can resist. lately Shef has turned gay and made history for organising the biggest gay gang bang in the history of gay gangbangs . MATTHEW EVANS SUCKS DONKEY BELL FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE AND A CAN OF ASS ON THE WEEKENDS SO HE CAN AJACULATE ON IT.
