The following is an episode list for the show How I Met Your Mother
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Season 1: 2005-2006
Screenshot | Title | Original airdate | Code | # |
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1 | "Pilot" | September 19, 2005 | 1ALH00 | |
Ted meets Robin and Marshall and Lily get engaged. Ted tells Robin he loves her on their first date, and blows it. | ||||
2 | "Purple Giraffe" | September 26, 2005 | 1ALH01 | |
Ted throws three parties so he can "casually" interact with Robin, but they end up just friends. Barney looks for a girl at the party that doesn't know anyone. | ||||
3 | "Sweet Taste of Liberty" | October 3, 2005 | 1ALH02 | |
Ted and Barney end up flying to Philadelphia after using one of Barney's techniques of picking up women. While in Philly, the two end up doing something legendary. | ||||
4 | "Return of the Shirt" | October 10, 2005 | 1ALH03 | |
Ted tries to find love in a past relationship but is reminded why he broke it off in the first place. | ||||
5 | "Okay Awesome" | October 17, 2005 | 1ALH04 | |
Ted and Barney go to a club to pick up women, while Lily and Marshall, in an attempt to be grown-ups, host a dinner party at the apartment for a group of couples. | ||||
6 | "Slutty Pumpkin" | October 24, 2005 | 1ALH05 | |
Ted waits around at a Halloween rooftop party at his apartment building for a girl dressed as a slutty pumpkin, whom he met at the same party years before. | ||||
7 | "Matchmaker" | November 7, 2005 | 1ALH06 | |
Ted goes to a matchmaker who guarantees that her computer can find a person's soul mate in three days, and the computer reports no matches to Ted's profile except women that has already been matched. | ||||
8 | "The Duel" | November 14, 2005 | 1ALH07 | |
Ted and Marshall contend who gets the apartment when Marshall and Lily get married. They end up in a sword fight, and Lily has to go to the hospital. | ||||
9 | "Belly Full of Turkey" | November 21, 2005 | 1ALH08 | |
It's Thanksgiving, and Lily goes to meet Marshall's family of giants while wondering if she is pregnant. Barney, Robin, and Ted have Thanksgiving in a strip club. | ||||
10 | "The Pineapple Incident" | November 28, 2005 | 1ALH09 | |
Barney, Marshall, and Lily get Ted to take shots. The next day, he wakes up with no memory of that night's events, an unknown woman (Danica McKellar) in his bed, and a pineapple on his nightstand. | ||||
11 | "The Limo" | December 19, 2005 | 1ALH10 | |
They spend New Year in a limo Ted rented trying to hit up five big parties and ring in the New Year at the best one. | ||||
12 | "The Wedding" | January 9, 2006 | 1ALH11 | |
Ted almost breaks up a friend's wedding while trying to get Robin invited as a date. | ||||
13 | "Drumroll, Please" | January 23, 2006 | 1ALH12 | |
Ted met Victoria at the wedding, but doesn't know how he can meet her again. | ||||
14 | "Zip, Zip, Zip" | February 6, 2006 | 1ALH13 | |
Ted and Victoria have been dating for a month, Marshall and Lilly are going to a bed and breakfast for their 9th anniversary, Barney and Robin become Brothers. | ||||
15 | "Game Night" | February 27, 2006 | 1ALH14 | |
Marshall invents a new game "Marshgammon" which incorporates the best parts of all other games. A tape of Barney when he was a kid begging for his girlfriend to come back surfaces. | ||||
16 | "Cupcake" | March 6, 2006 | 1ALH15 | |
Victoria leaves for an internship in Germany. She and Ted contemplate a long-distance relationship. | ||||
17 | "Life Among the Gorillas" | March 20, 2006 | 1ALH16 | |
Marshall takes a job at Barney’s company and tries to fit in with the unclassy natives. | ||||
18 | "Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M." | April 10, 2006 | 1ALH17 | |
Ted contemplates the whole night going to Robin's house. | ||||
19 | "Mary the Paralegal" | April 24, 2006 | 1ALH18 | |
To fix Ted's jealously over Robin, Barney sets him up with a date for an awards banquet... a date with an interesting profession. | ||||
20 | "Best Prom Ever" | May 1, 2006 | 1ALH19 | |
Lily and Robin go to a high school prom to listen to a band that Marshall picked out for their wedding. | ||||
21 | "Milk" | May 8, 2006 | 1ALH20 | |
The matchmaking service from episode 7 finally matches Ted to his dream girl, but Ted realizes that Robin is the one for him. Lily secretly has an interview for an internship in San Francisco; when she realizes how much Marshall really means to her, she considers turning it down. | ||||
22 | "Come On" | May 15, 2006 | 1ALH21 | |
Ted tries a rain dance in the hope that rain will keep Robin from going on a camping trip with Sandy Rivers. |
Season 2: 2006-2007
Screenshot | Title | Original airdate | Production code | # |
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23 | "Where Were We?" | September 18, 2006 | 2ALH01 | |
The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City where some of her charges are listed. | ||||
24 | "The Scorpion And The Toad" | September 25, 2006 | 2ALH02 | |
Lily returns from San Francisco claiming that she had the summer of her life, but her friends soon see through the veneer. | ||||
25 | "Brunch" | October 2, 2006 | 2ALH03 | |
This episode, which deals with each of the three parts of the story lines separately before meshing them together for the final scene, deals with Ted and Robin's failed brunch with the Mosby parents (Michael Gross, Cristine Rose), during which Ted learns of his parent's divorce. | ||||
26 | "Ted Mosby: Architect" | October 9, 2006 | 2ALH04 | |
Ted and Robin get in their first fight and Lily and Robin chase Ted and Marshall on their night out. | ||||
27 | "World's Greatest Couple" | October 16, 2006 | 2ALH05 | |
Lily wakes up in Barney's bed and Marshall hangs out with "Brad" to Ted and Robin's amusement. | ||||
28 | "Aldrin Justice" | October 23, 2006 | 2ALH06 | |
While Barney makes it his job to satisfy Marshall's disgruntled law professor (Jane Seymour), Lily goes to work for Ted's architecture company and tries to teach Ted's big boss (Bryan Cranston) a big lesson. | ||||
29 | "Swarley" | November 6, 2006 | 2ALH07 | |
When Marshall goes on his first real date post-Lily, Ted and Barney try to convince him the girl is crazy. (Note: Original episode title: "Crazy Eyes"). | ||||
30 | "Atlantic City" | November 13, 2006 | 2ALH08 | |
It's no day at the beach for Lily and Marshall when complications alter their Atlantic City wedding plans. | ||||
31 | "Slap Bet" | November 20, 2006 | 2ALH09 | |
Ted and Barney discusses their viewpoints on knowing things about women. Barney thinks that the more you know the more likely you are to find a deal breaker. Ted wants to know the deal breakers right away, as Robin refuses to go to the mall to cover her secret. | ||||
32 | "Single Stamina" | November 27, 2006 | 2ALH10 | |
Barney invites his gay, black brother James (Wayne Brady) to "liven" up the gang's life as all of them have been 'coupled' off and Barney is alone. James is an exact duplicate of Barney- except gay. It is soon revealed, however, that James is going to get married to his partner Tom, something Barney does not approve of because he does not like marriage as a whole yet he finds out he will be an uncle (they are adopting), something that profoundly affects Barney. | ||||
33 | "How Lily Stole Christmas" | December 11, 2006 | 2ALH11 | |
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas. | ||||
34 | "First Time in New York" | January 8, 2007 | 2ALH12 | |
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences. | ||||
35 | "Columns" | January 22, 2007 | 2ALH14 | |
When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss (Bryan Cranston), who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of money to paint a nude portrait of him. |