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You've prosecuted us for generations, now you beg us to aid you? We will do what we must, but we do it for Aiur, not you!

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About Cool Cat

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The mean cat of wikipedia.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
tr-1Bu kullanıcı Türkçeyi düşük düzeyde anlıyor.
ja-0この利用者は日本語分かりません
 This user has a ton of edits.
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Counter Vandalism Unit.


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I am rather a shadowy character. I have been exposed to the culture of three continents (Europe, Asia (Western), North America). One thing I know is how necessary a Prime Directive is as how alien we can be to each other on the very same planet. My nationality, age, real name, and any other data containing my identity is of no concern to you. Of course a few misguided individuals have assigned me nationalities and etc.. listed below.

I had been assigned the following nationalities so far: Japanese, Serbian, Turkish, Irish and even Andorian. I'll give a hint: I am not Andorian. I am not denying any of these so as not to compromise my anonymity from 1/198 nations. I have been assigned religions, so far I have been declared as an atheist, and as a Muslim. I have also been declared a revisionist, a troll, a propagandist, racist, gay, and even homosexual.

If you also think I am something I am not, feel free to put that nonsense on my talk page or mention it to me on IRC. Do remember that by doing so you will violate Avoid personal remarks or No personal attacks but on the other hand you will amuse me.

I see BBC's Spooks Season 2, episode 2 (Nest of Angels) extremely insightful.

I am very interested in the science of Astronomy. All I can tell you more is that I am a Computer Engineering major.

People I admire

  • British scientist Sir Isaac Newton INVENTED physics then INVENTED calculus for physics
    For you ignorant people. That's why anything mechanical or electronic around you works.
  • American Inventor Thomas Edison, was kicked out of school and declared an idiot, was a complete failure until his mid 20's, countless inventions... He improved the light bulb and made it reasonably reliable (we still use his method), the most basic electric circuit that has any use. Some of his inventions allowed multiple lines going through the same wire for telegram, this concept was used to create the first hub of phone network, a one node network. Improvement of the same concept lead to the node system which is used in today's modern phone networks. Later this was improved with fiberoptics to allow more data to flow in a much, much smaller space. However Edison's concept runs the Internet. What more is there to say?
  • Scottish American Inventor Alexander Graham Bell basically invented a way to convert sound into electrical circuits. He later discovered a primitive way to encode sound in a beam of light 100+ years prior to the discovery of fiberoptics and long before the discovery of light being just another frequency in the electromagnetic radiation. At the time he was laughed at, today we are using it.
  • Turkish commander and statesman Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, man declared founder of modern day Turkey, who revolutionized a nation like Ottoman Empire. Even us westerners can learn a lot from this man, not all of his ideas became a reality.
  • Swiss American scientist Albert Einstein revolutionized physics in MANY fields. Patched Isaac Newton's equations. Reinvented physics in a sense. Broke the "unquestionable" fact that no one can break the atom into smaller particles. Much like today's impossible FTL speeds...
  • Serbian American scientist Nikola Tesla revolutionized physics in fields of electricity and electro-magnetism
    For you ignorant people. That's why all wireless garbage you carry works fundamentally.
These people boldly went where no one had gone before in their field. If it weren't for some of their contributions, for example wikipedia would not exist. Yet, all were (typically) declared idiots (most notably Einstein and Edison). I like their concept of taking revenge from people declaring them as idiots by quite often changing established rules of physics.


 
Star-chart locating Alpha Centauri

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Random Funny Stuff

  • "I'm an old-fashioned woman. Men should take care of women, and if men were taking care of women today, we wouldn't have to vote." - Kay O'Connor (Kansas Senate Republican)
  • Introduction of the word misunderestimate to engrish. misunderestimate in google search: 21,500 hits as of 23 Jun 2005. See the CNN article: http://edition.cnn.com/2003/EDUCATION/01/15/offbeat.bushisms.reut/
  • A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY GOD!" silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

I dont do politics but this one is too amusing to ignore:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying
Donald Rumsfeld: Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.
W: OH NO! That's terrible!
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks,
W: How many is a brazillion?
  • OK I have been on IRC for forever but these convos takes the cake.
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Personal thoughts and frame of mind

I agree. JarlaxleArtemis 04:14, May 10, 2005 (UTC)
  • People who live in the past will always stay in the past, people who live in the future who don't learn from the past still live in the past. I live in the future learning from peoples' mistakes in the past as well as my own. Cool Cat My Talk
Things I learned so far.
NEVER EVER let laptop be luggage rather than carry-on, TSA people are too stupid to handle a laptop. Yes I am a terrorist, I was a suicide bomber 4 times in the past year. You can find my pieces scattered in 4 different blast zones on 4 different continents. :P


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