This is a list of characters from the cartoon television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force who have appeared in only one regular episode, aside from "Last One".
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A
- Amber: <description needed>. ("Carl")
B
- Basketball: advises the Aqua Teens "I am the basketball". ("Hypno-Germ")
- Bean Wizard: a Mexican jumping bean who appears in a side story. While his powers are "limit--edddd!", he brought back Poncho as a zombie. ("Hypno-Germ")
- BillyWitchDoctor.com: A witch doctor from Africa whom Frylock hires to resurrect Master Shake after Shake kills himself in order to infiltrate Meatwad's video game. Unfortunately he only knows how to resurrect chickens. He uses a fog machine and also does birthdays. (billywitchdoctor.com, while owned by AOL Time Warner, has no content. A third party not affiliated with the writers has registered www.billywitchdoctordotcom.com instead, which contains a pair of screen captures from the episode.) ("Video Ouija")
- Boxy Brown: Boxy brown is one Meatwads imaginary friends. Whenever Boxy begins to speak a funky 70's beat begins to play in the background. He is "Duke of New York; A # 1." http://fans.frenziedsilence.com/boxy/
- The Broodwich: A demonic submarine sandwich that Shake finds in a cave beneath the Aqua Teens' house. It cannot be killed or taken apart, alhough Shake took off the sun dried tomatoes. Anyone who consumes the Broodwich will be transported to a surreal purple netherworld and be subject to murder at the hands of Jerry. The Broodwich advertises its services, and has had an article in Vogue magazine (on the show, not in real life). ("Broodwich")
- Brownie Monsters: created by Shake trying to replicate a brownie recipe by using Frylock's cloning machine while it was also analyzing a sample of Mothmonsterman; they each have a bite out of them, no eyes, gaping jagged mouths, and huge pinchers which make a whirring, clicking sound when they click them rapidly in chorus. ("Bus of the Undead")
C
- Carl's Girlfriend: A misnomer as she is in fact a whore. Stated within the episode in which she runs away from Carl because of the effects of the Clowning take hold. ("The Clowning")
- Cliff: Ignignokt's Mentally challenged Mooninite uncle who lives on welfare. Ignignokt mentions that he was in the Lunar war. Igniknokt and Err scare him by yelling at him, but he is promptly squished by a boulder. they steal his home care bill, and take it to earth trying to cash it, thinking it's a welfare check. it becomes radioactive because it's overdue and deforms Shakes hands. The welfare check is in fact a bill.("Remooned")
- Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future: a psychotic robot who claims to be from the distant future with a voracious appetite and a penchant for telling painfully drawn-out, rambling, incoherent, overlapping stories. All his tales start with the line "THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO" and a blast from an offscreen fog machine. Also appeared in turkey form as "Turk-E-tron" in the episode The Dressing (see Hustlin' Tom Turkey, below). ("Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future")
D
- Delivery Guy: <description needed>. ("Carl")
- Donna: <description needed>. ("Hypno-Germ", and "Carl")
- Donna Bryson: <description needed>. ("Carl")
- DP and Skeeter: alien fraternity brothers from outer space who are driving drunk and get lost along the way back home, crashing into earth. DP (short for "donkey puncher")'s father owns a dealership. Skeeter, Zarnold Edward Quigley, majored in business. ("Frat Aliens")
- Drippy: A new mold-based lifeform which grew from the garbage pile in the Aqua Teens' kitchen. He is altruistic, gentle-voiced, and loved by almost everyone. Shake becomes jealous by the attention Drippy is receiving, and does what he can to get rid of him. He is voiced by Todd Field. ("Ol' Drippy", and "The Last One")
- The Dumbassahedratron: A large multicolored cube that pretends to be the wisdom cube but is only it's cousin. Actually it's a moron reciting all the bumper stickers on its back. Frylock insisted at first that it was the real thing because of his eagerness for the answers to the big questions, dismissing its behavior as the eccentricity of genius. He figures it out around when the Cube starts making long-distance prank calls and screwing each one up. ("The Cubing")
- Dusty Gonzagas: A busty, lusty, incredibly ignorant gas-service repairwoman that Carl and Shake both lust after, and therefore fight over and compete for. ("Dusty Gonzagas")
E
- Easter Bunny: Appears in multiple incarnations, including his twin brother, Darryl. ("T-Shirt Of The Living Dead")
- Education Puppet: The muppet that is on educational TV when Oglethorpe and Emory steal cable and introduce the Universal Remonster. Seems curiously aware of what its viewers are doing. ("Universal Remonster")
F
- File Cabinet: One of the many figments created by the Hypno-Germs; appears to try and argue Master Shake's case. Actual name:phil cabinet from Kill Yourself. Has a wife, Cover Yourself In Garbage and Stand in the Middle of the Street; they have recently celebrated their Eat Your Own Dung. ("Hypno-Germ")
- Flargon and Dingle: a pair of leprechauns who steal a rainbow-making machine from Dr. Weird and use the machine to rob people who visit the park of shoes and other valuables. They are joined by Merle, who looks like a leprechaun but is not from Ireland - Merle is actually from Rhode Island and is half-Korean, but he is the only one who looks normal enough to go into town to buy food for the group. ("Escape from Leprauchopolis")
- Foodie Mart Clerk: the guy behind the counter at the Foodie Mart where Err and Ignignokt (and Meatwad) attempt to cash checks and purchase alcohol. ("Remooned")
G
- Geddy Lee: Lead singer of rock group Rush who is the singer of Shake's birthday song. ("Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary")
- Gee Whiz Guy: This is the name Frylock and Meatwad use in place of "Jesus", to avoid any trouble from Standards and Practices [S&P]. ("Gee Whiz")
- George The Wedding DJ: Present for the reception following the marriage of Svetlana to Carl and Shake. ("Mail-Order Bride") Also appears (not as the DJ) in the "Standards and Practices" PSA on frylock's computer in the episode ("Gee Whiz")
- George Washington: Actually a money statue of George Washington, created after Shake and Frylock try to clone too many one dollar bills. ("The Cloning")
- Germ, Germ Guard, and Germ Master: germs who appears in a side story. ("Hypno-Germ")
- Glenn Danzig: Appears as himself and buys Carl's house after the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future fills the pool with elfin blood. ("Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future")
H
- Happy Time Harry: A cheap, depressed, foul-mouthed, self-mutilating doll owned by Meatwad and voiced by David Cross. There is a knife in place of one of his hands, and he comes with glittery red dancing shoes and 'action bills'. Apparently modelled after the appearance and personality of a recovering heroin addict. He tends to depress everyone around him, and even drove Jiggle Billy to attempt suicide. ("Dumber Dolls")
- Homeless Man: A babbling loon of a urban outdoorsman who happens upon the Aqua Teens' house while Shake is showing off his birthday song. ("Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary") Also appears in the episode "Gee Whiz" as as rambling bum who commits suicide after Shake asks him if he can fly. As he thinks he's Gee Whiz he attempts flying from the billboard he stands upon.
- Hustlin' Tom Turkey: In a continuation of "The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past," he showed up on Thanksgiving insisting that he was sent from the future. It was eventually revealed that he was a malfunctioning toy. ("The Dressing")
I
- Intelligent-Helmet: One of the many, many bulky and barely-functional peripherals attachable to the eHelmet. Has the intelligence of a four-year-old. Destroyed itself by sending the eHelmet into a pool, where it shorted out and exploded. ("eDork")
J
- Jay Edwards: Appears as himself. ("The")
- Jerry: A small, one-eyed, sausage-shaped demon (looking remarkably similar to Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants), who lives in a surreal purple netherworld. He wields a huge battleaxe and is annoyed at the problems of having a live-in girlfriend. ("Broodwich")
- Jiggle Billy: An expensive dancing hillbilly doll that was purchased by Frylock in an attempt to distract Meatwad from Happy Time Harry. His accessories are a jug of moonshine, a pair of night-vision goggles, and a musket. He used the latter to shoot his head off after Happy Time Harry drove him into a fit of depression. ("Dumber Dolls")
L
- Large Larva: An over-sized insect that grew inside Carl and eventually takes over his body after Carl eats a special diet bar. ("Diet")
- Little Brittle and C Bag - an elderly, anorexic rapper wearing an adult diaper and carrying around a colostomy bag; turns out to be another reincarnation of MC Pee Pants. Attempted to become a vampire by attracting Dracula's attention; while successful, his first act as creature of the night was to walk into the sunlight and explode into a bloody paste. ("Little Brittle")
- Love Mummy: An ancient mummy who was discovered in the crawlspace beneath the Aqua Teens' house. Those who do not heed his demands are threatened with an ancient Egyptian curse. When Love Mummy is discovered by Meatwad and Frylock, he commands them to give him love and hugs -- or else he will curse them. In actuality, the "curse" is just that the mummy is totally obnoxious. ("Love Mummy")
M
- Mothmonsterman: A mutant moth and human creature created by Dr. Weird, and voiced by H. Jon Benjamin. Mothmonsterman escapes Dr. Weird's lab and is attracted to the light output from The Shake Signal, a spotlight mounted on Master Shake's lid. When the light is turned off, Mothmonsterman does everything in his power to get it turned back on. Naturally, this is at the expense of terrorizing the Aqua Teens. ("Bus of the Undead")
- Mr. Sticks: An other-worldly associate of Jerry. ("Broodwich")
- The Muffin Man: Appears in a show on the degenerate clone TV. Frylock's character on the show promptly blows him away with his shotgun. ("The Cloning")
- Major Shake: An attempt by Oglethorpe and Emory to clone Shake gone wrong, Major Shake was originally sent to Earth to "de-terraform" the planet and conquer it. Much to Oglethorpe's dismay, he only managed to hot-wire and steal Carl's car.
N
- Narrator: (Voiced by Schooly D) Appears as an african-american-sounding voice to narrate side story.(such as "67 Years into the future...bitch," and "I don't know what any they're sayin' dawg") ("Hypno-Germ, The Clowning")
- Ned Hastings: The host of the trivia contest that Wayne "The Main Brain" McClain has with the Aqua Teens and Carl. Also calls Frylock to no-show on his condo-warming party. ("Super Trivia", "The The")
O
- Oog: A neanderthal who comes into contact with Frylock's supercomputer after it is accidentally sent backwards through time. Oog arrives in the 21st century with an expanded vocabulary (though his syntax has not improved), an increased intellect, and snobbishness to match.
P
- Poncho: a Mexican jumping bean who appears in a side story. Is killed while attempting to get rich quick, and then brought back as a zombie that drives the Hypno-Germs from Master Shake. ("Hypno-Germ")
R
- Rabbot: A huge robotic rabbit, presumably created by Dr. Weird, that escapes the lab by crashing through the wall (leaving a Rabbot-shaped hole through which the Mothmonsterman later escapes). ("Pilot", and "The Last One")
- Randy The Astonishing's father: When Randy the Astonishing displayed his true intent--conquest of Earth and its women--he drifted out of the stands to congratulate and join his son. ("Circus")
- Replicant (aka Major Shake): A horribly disfigured and mutated attempt to clone Master Shake so that Oglethorpe and Emory could infiltrate the Aqua Teens, and de-terraform the Earth for their rapid takeover. Major Shake is actually very easygoing and friendly, though prone to larceny.("Bad Replicant", and "The Last One")
- Robositter: A robot that Frylock built to babysit Meatwad. She turns out to be abusive toward Meatwad and would rather go to the mall. ("Robositter")
- Romulox: The leader of the tar monsters, Romulox is a pretentious yuppie (played by Todd Barry) who is always up-to-date in areas of fashion and technology. He is also less intelligent than he thinks he is; for example, he believes that Belize is just a city rather than also being the name of a country. ("PDA", and "The Last One")
S
- Santa Claus: Appears and is scorched by Meatwad's antics after donning the Egyptian t-shirt. Proclaims himself Horror Claus during recovery; has extensive reconstructive surgery, replacing his skin with that of a soccor ball's. ("T-Shirt Of The Living Dead")
- Satan: Shows up in Hell after MC Pee Pants dies and descends. He is extremlly fond of death metal and grindcore. ("MC Pee Pants")
- Scorpions: Large, animatronic scorpions who attempt to provide on-stage accompaniment to Zakk Wylde's performance. ("Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary")
- Seth Green: Appears as himself. ("The Dressing")
- Sex Phone Operator: Answers the sex hotline that Carl calls, only to hang up when the billing starts. ("Carl")
- Sheila: a robot friend to Robositter. ("Robositter")
- Singing Puppet: From a children's program character that Meatwad thinks is "some good tv." When Meatwad won't change the channel to something different Shake blows up the TV with a flaming bolt fired from a crossbow. The puppet sings these words, "This is your left, that's your left. This is your left, that's your left. This is your right, that's your right. This is your right, you're gonna die." The character is never actually given a name in the episode. ("The Cloning")
- Sir Loin: A devious ghetto rapper who encourages his listeners to donate food to him, ostensibly "fo' tha shorties" who live in poverty. Meatwad gets hooked on his message and becomes addicted to finding food (even other people's meals) to donate. A pseudonym / avatar for an incarnation of MC Pee Pants. ("Super Sirloin")
- Stacie: <description needed>. ("Carl")
- Standards & Practices Announcer: The voice that advises the Aqua Teens what they can and cannot say on TV. ("Gee Whiz")
- Styro-head: A demonically possessed wig-holder. Would enjoy being able to freak people out once in a while. ("The Clowning")
- Svetlana: A Chechnyan mail-order bride who does not speak English. Shake and Carl split the cost of her to be brought to the U.S. for marriage, but she runs for her life when she meets them. ("Mail Order Bride")
T
- Taped Tourguide: Leads the Aqua Teens through the museum. ("T-Shirt Of The Living Dead")
- Ted Nugent: Appears to back up his mischaracterization as Gee Whiz. Appears with a bow that fires exploding arrows and a whole badger for a codpiece/loincloth. ("Gee Whiz")
- Travis of The Cosmos: An amorphous five-eyed alien blob (voiced by Brooks Braselman) who speaks only in pseudo-Japanese language gibberish and only by taking over the brain of a host body with a mouth, until Frylock devises a makeshift device - out of a collandar - that converts brain waves into audible speech impulses that can be piped through stereo speakers, which as Meatwad calls it my BNCS, my Brushed Nickel Collandar Stupid. He has a crass attitude, vulgar mouth, and doesn't care where he urinates. ("Super Spore")
- The Trees: When Carl and Shake dump a vat of cooking oil in the forest, the trees proceed to arrest and put them on trial. Carl and Shake's situation isn't helped by Shake burning down the tree who was trying to subpoena him. The Trees include Prosecutor Tree, Judge Tree, Stenographer Tree, and Shrubbery. ("Revenge of the Trees")
- Tulip Sniper: Appears in a side story. Simultaneously polite and incredibly violent. ("Thank you. Die! Die! All of you, die!") Ironically, despite his name, he uses a machine gun on full auto as a weapon. ("Hypno-Germ")
U
- Uncle Cliff: A blue mooninite and the uncle of Ignignokt, he was left brain damaged and without a leg as a result of "the lunar war". ("Remooned")
- Universal Remonster: The plutonians combinatorially synthesize different kinds of remote controls together with a teddy bear to create a creature with the power to control anything. This is part of their plan to steal cable from the ATHF. However, it wastes its energy on levitating objects to entertain Shake and terrorize Meatwad, and its batteries all run out. When informed of this, the Plutonians proclaim that the Remonster can only be killed by stabbing it in the heart with the "Ancient Bone Saber of Zumacalis", but upon rethinking it, say it can be killed by poking it with a pillow.
V
- Vampire: Possibly Dracula. He assists MC Pee Pants in becoming a vampire, only to join him when he leaves the nursing home, and thus explode in the sunlight. Travels in a massive flying coffin that spirals through the air. ("Little Brittle")
W
- The Wall: A section of animated wall that talks. Insists that he/she is the basketball. ("Hypno-Germ")
- Wayne "The Main Brain" McClain: A freakish genius (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) possessing a huge cranium covered with "hair" that is actually grass and the ability to create realistic illusory environments (just like the Talosians from the Star Trek episode "The Cage"). The Aqua Teens attempt to beat Wayne at the local bar's trivia night by using aversion therapy on Shake in the episode "Super Trivia".
- Willie Nelson: A four-legged monster with a body shaped like an onion that shaves every two days and stores bodies in the attic of the ATHF's home. He met them on Halloween. The Monster seems friendly and relatively harmless, until Frylock floats into the attic to give "Willie" some mail, where he finds the attic littered with body parts and entrails. It turns out the "juice" that Willie likes is human blood. He proceeds to feast on Carl. Has "been known to do a number on plenty of cats". ("The Shaving")
- Wisdom Cube: A large multicolored cube that contains all the knowledge in the universe. It seems unwilling to share this information however because when Frylock asks him for the meaning of life or if there is a god, the cube tricks him into stepping on a flaming bag of dog crap. ("The Cubing")
- The Www.yzzerdd.com: An entity that ran a shady Internet company, offering the "Home Invasion Cam" and contests to win Porsches. He uses pop-up advertising and spyware to lure people in. (This URL actually exists (www.yzzerdd.com), but may cause software malfunctions in certain browsers. Visit with caution.) ("Interfection")
Z
- Zakk Wylde appeared as himself, assisting Master Shake in recording a 'birthday' song demo. Angered at Shake's inability to pay him back
- Zumacalis An ancient figure of some reknown, on Pluto, at least, and wielded an equally ancient Bone-Saber, which was remarked by the Plutonians to be the only weapon capable of slaying the Universal Remonster, but they later recanted thier statement and said that the Remonster could be killed by poking it with a pillow.