Sexual slang

Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Body parts

For slang terms describing sexual organs and related parts of the body, see Body parts slang.

Activities

"Rounding the Bases"

Rounding the bases is a group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball. There are often variant definitions, but most criteria are similar.

First base - Kissing, especially "French" kissing.
Second base - Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals.
Third base - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse orgasm (especially when resulting from oral sex)
Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - Sexual intercourse.
Grand Slam - Usually sexual intercourse with: 1) oral sex, 2) vaginal sex, 3) anal sex and finally ejaculation on the face or breasts (or "4 run bomb", etc.) - Sexual intercourse.

Kissing

Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.

Bagging off
Besandose/Besos (Spanish)
Frenching
Lip-lock (in a)
Macking
Making out
Necking
Parking (1950s slang)
Pashing
Smooching
Snog/Snogging
Sparking
Spooning
Sucking face
Sucking skin
Swapping spit
Tapping off
Tonguewrestling
Tonsil-hockey
Tonsil-tennis

Foreplay

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

Dry humping
Dry sex
Feeling up
Fondling (each other)
Groping (each other)
Making out
Necking
Old-school stimulation
Petting (or heavy petting)
Reaching second base
Starting the engine
Touching up

Sexual intercourse

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

Vaginal intercourse (coitus)

Vaginal intercourse A

Aardvarking
Adam and Eve'ing It
Aztec two-step

Vaginal intercourse B

Baking cookies
Baking the bean
Baking the tube steak
Balling
Banging
Bashing the beaver
Beast with two backs
Beating cheeks
Beating it up
Beating someone up with an ugly stick
Beating that thing up
Beaver busting
Being in a woman's Beef
Being up to one's balls
Being Up to ya nuts in guts
Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
Boffing your brains out
Boinking
Boom-booming
Bone dancing
Boning
Bonking
Boofing
Bopping
Bouncing the bearded clam
Breeding
Buffing the beaver
Bumping and grinding
Bumping bellies
Bumping fuzzies
Bumping uglies
Burying the baby leg
Burying the bone
Burying the general
Burying the weasel
Burying the weenie
Bush patrolling
Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
Buttering the muffin
Buzzing the Brillo
Buzzing the honey hole

Vaginal intercourse C

Carnal gymnastics
Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Chodna (Hindi)
Chopping
Churning butter
Cleaning her pipes
Cleaning the carpet
Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means "picking up" or "grabbing", while in Latin America means "fucking")
Coming together
Cooping the chicken
Crackin'
Crashing the custard truck
Crawling across the floor like a water spider
Creaking bed syndrome
Creamin'
Cunt busting
Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
Cunt thumping
Cutting the mustard

Vaginal intercourse D

Dancing the buttock jig
Dancing the matrimonial polka
Dancing the mattress jig
Devirgination
Diddling
Dinky tickle
Dipping the gravy boat
Dipping your wick
Diving in the dark
Diving for pearls
Doing a lewd infusion
Doing a load of laundry
Doing dirty work at the crossroads
Doing it
Doing some bed-pressing
Doing some ladies' tailoring
Doing some muff Diving
Doing some nose painting
Doing some one armed banditry
Doing some rump work
Doing some up hill gardening
Doing the act of darkness
Doing the backseat mambo
Doing the backstroke
Doing the bad thing
Doing the bed boogie
Doing the four-legged fox trot
Doing the funky chicken
Doing the chores
Doing the deed
Doing the featherbed jig
Doing the four-legged frolic
Doing the hokey-pokey
Doing the horizontal bop
Doing the horizontal exercises
Doing the horizontal hula
Doing the horizontal Jog
Doing the horizontal mambo
Doing the horizontal polka
Doing the horizontal tango
Doing the humpty dance
Doing the Humpty Dumpty
Doing the mattress dance
Doing the mattress mambo
Doing the mommy-daddy dance
Doing the nasty
Doing the naughty
Doing the tube snake boogie
Doing the tubesteak fandango
Doing the ugly
Doing the wild thing
Doona dance
Drilling
Drilling for oil
Drilling for cervix
Drilling the ditch
Driving home

Vaginal intercourse E

Ecchi (Japanese)
Enjoying a flesh session
Exchanging bodily fluids

Vaginal intercourse F

Feeding the dummy
Feeding the kitty
Feeding the muffin
Filling the cream doughnut
Feeding the yoni
Finding a hot dog in a jungle
Fitting end to end
Fitting her clap flap
Fixing her plumbing
Flopping in the hay
Fooling around
Follando (Spanish)
Fornicating
Fraternizing
Fucking

Vaginal intercourse G

Genital exercise
Getting a belly full of marrow pudding
Getting a rock off
Getting a shove in your blind eye
Getting ahead
Getting beef in yo taco
Getting carpet tunnel syndrome
Getting creamy
Getting down
Getting freaky
Getting funky
Getting horizontal
Getting into someone's pants
Getting it on
Getting it up her guts
Getting Jack in the orchard
Getting jiggy
Getting laid
Getting oats
Getting parallel
Getting some
Getting some front door action
Getting some of that slippery action
Getting some stank on the hang low
Getting stretched
Getting there
Getting your cane waxed
Getting your chimney swept out
Getting your end wet
Getting your hair cut
Getting your jollies
Getting your leather stretched
Getting your lizard drained
Getting your nuts cracked
Getting your oil changed
Getting your rocks off
Getting busy
Getting your freak on
Giving a hole to hide in
Giving a woman a shot
Giving hard for soft
Giving her a hosing
Giving her a pat
Giving her the business
Giving her the high hard one
Giving it up
Giving juice for jelly
Giving kitty a taste of cream
Giving someone a stab
Giving someone the works
Giving the dog a bone
Giving the monkey a banana
Glazing the donut
Going at it
Going belly-to-belly
Going down under
Going fishing
Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm
Going like a rat up a drainpipe
Going spelunking
Going to town
Goosing
Grabbing some snatch
Greasing
Greasing the monkey
Greasing the pole
Greasing the wheel
Greasing the axle
Grinding your tool
Growling at the badger

Vaginal intercourse H

Haciendo el amor (Spanish: "Making love")
Hammering
Harpooning the mustached whale
Hauling your ashes
Having
Having a bit of curly greens
Having a bit of fish
Having a bit of giblet pie
Having a bit of pork
Having a bit of split mutton
Having a bit of sugar stick
Having a bit of summer cabbage
Having a bit of the cramstick
Having a bit of the old in & out
Having a hot roll with cream
Having a joy ride
Having a nooner
Having a piece of tail
Having a poke
Having a quickie
Having a root
Having a squeeze and a squirt
Having a turn on your back
Having an uppy downy
Having it off
Having nookie
Having one's way with
Having some afternoon delight
Having the beasty rendezvous
Heading South
Hiding the salami
Hiding the sausage
Hiking the South Rim
Hippity dippity
Hitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing
Hobbling
Home run
Hooking up
Hopping
Hopping on the good foot
Horizontal bop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira
Horizontal sheet shuffle
Horizontalize
Hosing
Hot beef injection
Humping

Vaginal intercourse I

Impaling
Impregnation
In and out
Introducing Charlie
Invasion of privacy
It

Vaginal intercourse J

Jabbing
Jazzing
Jigging
Jiggling
Jodiendo (Spanish)
Juicing
Jumping her bones

Vaginal intercourse K

Katydiddling
Knobbing
Knocking boots
Knocking mops
Knowing

Vaginal intercourse L

Lancing
Laying
Laying cable
Laying some pipe
Laying the track (prison slang)
Lifting a leg on someone
Lighting one's fire
Lighting the lamp
Linking it
Losing the match
Lying feet up

Vaginal intercourse M

Making a baby
Making a deposit
Making baskets
Making ends meet
Making grass sandwiches
Making her grunt
Making it
Making bacon
Making babies
Making love
Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)
Making whoopee
Mingling limbs
Mixing your peanut butter
Mounting

Vaginal intercourse N

Nailing
Nipping the bean bag
Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)

Vaginal intercourse O

Ol' in out, in out, the (A Clockwork Orange reference)
Oops
Overachieving

Vaginal intercourse P

Packing the frank
Painting the door
Parallel parking
Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)
Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town
Parking the pink Plymouth
Parting the beef curtain
Parting the Pink Sea
Passing the gravy
Paying the rent
Peeling your best end
Performing carnal gymnastics
Phallicizing
Picnicking in the lawn
Piece of ass (getting a)
Piecein' it
Pigging
Planting a man
Planting your seed
Playing at in-and-out
Playing at tops-and-bottoms
Playing cars and garages
Playing doctor
Playing hanky panky
Playing hide the hot Dog
Playing hide the weenie
Playing hide the salami
Playing on the hair court
Playing pickle-me, tickle-me
Playing the slots
Playing the squeezebox
Playing tiddlywinks
Playing post office
Plooking
Plowing
Plug and playing
Plugging
Plugging the main cable into her love socket
Pocketing the stake
Poking
Poking in the whiskers
Poking the bearded triangle
Poking the pie
Pole jumping
Polishing the jewel
Popping it in
Popping one off
Porking
Pounding
Pounding the porch
Pounding the puppy
Praying with the knees upward
Probing the membrane
Professional wrestling
Pumping
Punching the ape
Punching the chipmunk
Putting a bun in the oven
Putting the bee in the hive
Putting the boots to someone
Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
Putting your root down
Putting your snake in the grass
Putting sour cream in the burrito
Putting the candle in the pumpkin
Putting the devil into Hell
Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky
Putting the puppy in the dog house

Vaginal intercourse Q

Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)

Vaginal intercourse R

Ramming
Ravishing
Rear attack
Receiving a guest in the foyer
Riding someone
Riding the hobby horse
Riding the baloney pony
Riding the pink pony
Riding the pony
Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town
Ringing her bell
Rocking
Rocking it
Rocking off
Rocking the casbah
Rogering
Rolling in the hay
Rolling the cigar
Romping in the hay
Rooting
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing bacons
Rubbing one out
Rump splitting
Running the naked wheelbarrow race

Vaginal intercourse S

Saucing the clam
Sawing off a chunk
Schlopping
Schtupping
Screwing
Scrogging
Scrumping
Sexercizing
Sewing up the hatchet wound
Shagging
Shaking a skin coat
Shaking the sheets
Shooting the moon
Shucking the oyster
Simple in-and-out procedure, a (My Cousin Vinny reference)
Sinking it in
Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
Sinking the soldier
Skinning back a freak
Slamming
Slapping meat
Slapping skin
Slaying the dragon
Slicking Willie
Sliding down the banister
Slipping someone the hot beef injection
Slipping someone the tube steak
Soaking the sheets
Sowing your (wild) oats
Spankin' the cat
Spawning
Spearing the bearded clam
Spelunking
Spinning the cheese
Splitting the uprights
Stabbing the trout
Star-gazing on your back
Stirring her guts
Stirring the cauldron
Storming the trenches
Straightening the meat curtains
Stretching leather
Stroking the newt
Stuffing the beaver
Stuffing the taco
Stuffin Martha's muffin
Sucking the sugar-stick
Sweating the sheets
Sweaty rompin'
Sweetening the pot
Swiping the V-card

Vaginal intercourse T

Taking
Taking a belly-ride
Taking a break
Taking a turn in the stubble
Taking an albino piss
Taking it downtown
Taking it to the car wash
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town
Taking the starch out of someone
Taxing
Tearing off a piece
Telling a bedtime story
Threading the needle
Throwing a leg over
Throwing another log on the fire
Throwing the meat at her
Towelling
Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
Training through a tunnel
Trimming the buff
Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")

Vaginal intercourse V

Vaginal bungee jumping
Vaginal masturbation
Varnishing your cane
Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Visiting down under
Visiting the Netherlands

Vaginal intercourse W

Walking the dog
Wallpapering the closet
Watering the lawn
Waxing (dat ass)
Waxing the pole
Wetting the hose
Wetting your wick
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
Whitewashing
Whoopie
Winding the kinetic watch
Winding up your clock
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Womb masturbation
Woohoo
Working the hairy oracle

Vaginal intercourse Z

Zallywhacking
Ziggy-wiggling
Zoinkering
Zwooshing the swoosh

Anal intercourse

Anal intercourse A-C

Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
Ass drilling
Ass fucking
Ass pounding
Ass pumping
Ass ripping (devirginizing)
Ass stretching
Back door slicker
Back shafting
Backside entry
Brown town (as in "took him to..."; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)
Buggering
Bumming
Butt fuck(ing)
Butt drilling
Butt pounding
Butt sex
Charlie in the chocolate factory
Chocolate hugh jackhammering
Crossing Snickers Street

Anal intercourse D-S

Dancing with Bubba
Dar/tomar por culo (Spanish)
David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
Doing the butt
Donut burning (British, gay male usage)
Drilling for brown
Fishing for brown trout
Fudge packing
Going in the out/exit door
Greek
Leaving Grimsby for Hull (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
Mining for brown
Mud packing
Packing shit
Parking the truck in the garage
Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
Petando (el culo) (Spanish)
Poking the pooter
Poop chute boogie
Poopy dick
Putting your boat in the water
Repopulating Armenia
Riding the Hershey Highway
Riding the vein train to A-town
Shit packing
Sodomy
Spooning
Stirring the fudge
Strolling down Cadbury Road
Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)

Anal intercourse T-Z

Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/dookie chute/poop chute/shitter
Throwing it in the back
Trying on the pink sock
Uphill gardening
Up the back passage

Oral sex

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

General terms for oral sex

Drive thru
Eating it
Eating him/her (out)
French
Going down (on him/her)
Going South
Slurping

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.

Cunnilingus A-P

Beaver munching
Beaver sucking
Box lunch
Bush diving
Carpet/Rug munching
Chewing box
Clit licking/sucking
Cotton candy
Cunt licking/sucking/munching
Deep sea diving
Dining at the Y
Drinking from the furry cup
Drinking from the hairy grail
Eating at the Y
Eating cauliflower
Eating hymeneal sweets
Eating from the bushy plate
Eating out of the bread box
Going to Chinatown
G-Spot tickling
I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
Licking out
Muff diving
Munching box
Mustache ride
Pearl diving
Pussy licking/sucking/munching

Cunnilingus Q-Z

Slit licking/sucking
Soup tasting
Tipping the velvet
Tongue in the cave
Watkin's wiggler, the
Wet-velveting
Yodeling in the gulley
Yodeling in the valley

Fellatio

Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.

Fellatio A-P

Blowing
Blowjob (giving/getting a)
Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
Candy making
Chopping up
Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga (Latin American Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
Deep throating
Dome(giving/receiving)
Flag salute, the
Garganta profunda (Spanish: "deep throating")
Giving the stump speech
Goober gobbling
Greasing the pole
Haam laan (Cantonese)
Hacerle caso al patrón/jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
Head (giving/getting a)
Humjob/Hummer (giving/getting a)
Knob gobbling
Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
Lewinsky-style
Mamada (Spanish)
Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
Milking (also applies to masturbation)
Playing the skin flute

Fellatio Q-Z

Rod swallowing
Ser buen/a secretaria/o (Latin American Spanish: "to be a good secretary")
Shining the pole
Shining
Skull fucking
Slobbing the knob
Slurping the bishop
Smoking bone (or Bone smoking)
Smoking the pole
Snowballing (Multiple suckers)
Stepping up to the mic
Suck(ing) off
Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
Swallowing
Sword swallowing
Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
Tonsil exam
Washing Big Ben
Waxing the lance

Mutual oral sex

The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.

GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
Sesenta y nueve (Spanish: "69")
Sixty-nine (69)
Soixante-neuf (French: "69")

Anilingus

Anilingus is oral stimulation of the anus.

87
Armenian treat
Asian
Ass gobbling
Ass/Arse licking
Battywash (Jamaican)
Black kiss
Chewing bud
Chocolate binge
Crap tickling
Dropping the thumb
French treat
Frenchman's/Armenian's delight
Hit it (prison slang)
New French kiss
Quatre-vingts-sept (French: "87")
Rim job/Rimming
Rim chew
Shit binge
Shit sucking
Tossing (the) salad

Masturbation

There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.

Male masturbation

Male masturbation A-D

38 (prison slang)
Bashing the bish
Beating the bishop
Beating off
Beating the meat
Best friend (shaking hands with)
Bopping the baloney
Boxing the clown
Buffing the banana
Choking the chicken
Climbing Everest
Code 21 (prison slang)
Cracking one off
Cuffing the carrot
Date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters
Doing the hand jive

Male masturbation E-K

Excersizin' the Sizin'
Fapping (referring to Japanese comics, where the sound of it is represented by 'Fap')
Fist-kabobing
Five knuckle shuffle
Flogging the bishop
Flogging the dolphin
Flogging the mule
Flogging off
Flogging the log
Frigging off
Fucking off
Fucking the fist
Gayola (Spanish)
Going up the Eiffel Tower and back
Grippa
Gunning (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
Handjob (giving/getting a)
Hit It (prison slang)
Jacking off
Jerking off
Jerking the gherkin
Kicking the midget
Kill (prison slang)

Male masturbation L-R

Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
Making the bald man cry
Manola (Spanish)
Milking (also applies to fellatio)
Nestling the aardvark
Onanism
Paja (Spanish)
Pawing off
Petting the monkey
Pinching the one-eyed snake
Playing the pink clarinet
Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
Pocket billiards/pool
Polishing the helmet
Pounding the pud
Pulling off
Pulling the pud (pudding)
Pumping the porpoise
Punching the clown
Repopulating Armenia
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing one out

Male masturbation S-Z

Shaking hands with the president
Shaking hands with the sheriff
Shandy shuffle (doing/playing the)
Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
Slash
Smashing one out
Spanking the plank
Spanking the monkey
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroking the pole
Stroking the salami
Taffy pulling
Talking to Moe
Tommy tanking
Tossing (off)
Tossing the dice
Tugging the rope
Wang jangling
Wank, Wanking
Waxing the carrot
Whacking off
Working up some baby batter
Wrestling with Jimmy
Yanking off
Yanking the crank

Female masturbation

Applying lip gloss
Buffing the muffin
Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
Diddling (the clit)
Double-clicking the mouse
Finger bang
Finger sex
Fingering
Fingerfucking
Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
Fluttering the fuzz
Frigging off
Jacking off Jill (or jacking Jill off)
Jilling off
Nuke, the
Petting the kitty/pussy
Pulling the pud (pudendum)
Rubbing the elf
She-bopping
Stirring the soup
Stroking the kitty/pussy
Tickling the vertical smile
Tip-toe through the two lips
Touching the hooded monk
Twirling the pearl
Two finger taco tango
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Walking the kitty

Mutual or group masturbation

Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.

Circle jerk
Jacking and jilling off

Group sex

Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two people at the same time.

Cluster fuck
Daisy chain
Gangbang/Gang bang
Mob screw
Orgy
Run a train
Sandwich
Threesome
Three-way

Sexual stimulation

Dildos

A dildo is an artificial penis.

Arvydas Sabonis
BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
Consolador (Spanish)
Doctor's helper
Fantasy cock
Monster
Penis substitute
Schlong decoy

Fetishes

Technically, a sexual fetish involves sexual attraction to an inanimate object. However, common usage also refers to sexual activities outside of the so-called "norm" (sex involving urination or defecation, for example). Many of the terms below refer to "fetishes" in the latter sense.

Warning: The descriptions in this section can be rather unpleasant.

Arm n Hammer - Act of rubbing the penis in the armpit area of a female, usually an alternative to vaginal sex.
Bag Piping - Act of rubbing the penis inside of an armpit to ejaculate
Big sexy - Touching all sides of one of female's thighs with either part of penis.
Blumpkin or Blumpy - Oral sex when received while on the toilet.
Bukkake - Simultaneous penis ejaculations onto a person's face.
Chili dog - Defecating in a woman's breast cleavage and then rubbing the penis in the middle of it all.
Cleveland steamer - Act of defecating on female's chest, then ejaculating on the feces.
Cockslap - Slapping another person with one's own penis or a dildo.
Coffeegrinder - Act of crushing dried feces on another's forehead with penis.
Cousteau and the Red Sea - Engaging in vaginal intercourse during the menstruation period.
Cumshot - Ejaculating on another person's body.
Dirty Sanchez (moustache) - Act of "double-thumbing" one's own anus and wiping the soil under one's own nose, utilizing an outward rotation of the wrists.
Double Trouble - Act of fondling or groping the breasts of a woman and performing anal sex on her at the same time.
Dutch Oven - Act of flatulating underneath the covers and then pulling the covers over the partner's head so that the resultant odor can be breathed in.
Fecal Japan - Act of defecating a fountain of liquid feces into the air while inverted, thus permitting the feces to fall upon the face; originally an immensely popular Internet image named "Tub Girl."
Felching - Sucking semen out of another's orifices.
Fifi or Fifi bag - Artificial vagina used for masturbation (prison slang).
Footjob - Act of using the feet and/or toes to stimulate another's genitals.
Golden shower - Act of urinating upon one another for sexual pleasure.
Hot Carl - Performing oral sex (usually cunnilingus) while the recipient defecates.
Lesbian thighjob - Touching one another's vagina with one's own thigh (used by Lesbian couples only).
Mushroom Tattoo - Act of slapping a partner with one's penis such that it leaves a mark in the shape of the head of the penis. Similar to cockslap.
No-battery boyfriend - Vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo.
Pearl necklace - Intercourse between the breasts followed by ejaculating on the neck region. Ejaculate on the chin, cheeks or bottom lip may be called a wet bow-tie.
Rimming - Licking one's anus
Squirtfall - Act of ejaculating large amounts of semen into the mouth of a female.
The Shocker - An act of fingering a woman. Two Fingers in a woman's vagina and one in her asshole. In other words, "two in the goo, and one in the poo." Or, "Two in the pink and one in the stink."
The Spocker - Similar to The Shocker, except instead of inserting one finger into the asshole, two are used.
Thighfucking - Act of rubbing penis against inside of female's thighs like a vagina.
Watersports - Act of urinating upon one another for sexual pleasure.

Pornography

Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, of no literary or artistic value but to stimulate sexual desire.

Dirty magazine(s)
Dirty picture(s)
Jerk off material
Naked picture(s)
Nudy mags
Porn/Porno
pr0n (Internet slang)
Stick books
Smut
Wank mags
X
XXX

Physiological processes

Menstruation

Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".

Aunt Flo is visiting
Circus is in town, the
Curse, the
Eve's curse
Eve's gift
Flying Baker
Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
Friend
Guest
Having a period
Having the painters in
Monkey's nose bleed
Polka-Dot parade, the
Putting up the red tent
On the blob
On the rag
Red storm rising
Regla, la (Spanish)
Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
Sick
That time of the month
Vampire's tea bag

Pregnancy

Banged up
Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
Bun in the oven
Duck in the oven
In the family way
Knocked up
Preggers
Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
Stewing a swift pie
Up the duff

Orgasm (male and female)

Big "O", the
Busting a nut
Climax
Coming/Cumming
Correrse (Spanish)
Creaming/Cream pie
Filling up at the ejaculation station
Gasm
Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
Irse (Spanish)
Money shot
Mul (Korean)
Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
Nutting
Petite morte, la
Shooting
Skeeting
Spewing
Squirting
Wet dream (nocturnal emission)

Ejaculate (semen and sperm)

These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.

Ejaculate A-J

Armenian mayonnaise
Baby batter
Baby gravy
Baby seed(s)
Ball snot
Boycream
Boyjuice
Cum
Cream
DNA slurpee
Donut glaze
Embryonic warrior
Frenchman's delight
French dressing
Gentleman's relish
Gism/Gizm
Goo
Hot man mustard
Jizz/Jizm
Junk

Ejaculate K-S

Latino Man Milk
Load
Love juice
Love piss
Love pudding
Love sauce
Love gravy
Man chowder
Man cream
Man fat
Man fluid
Man gravy
Man juice
Man mayo/mayonnaise
Man milk
Man'naise
Monkey custard
Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
Nut
Pale-ale (American Pie reference)
Pearl necklace
Pimp juice
Protein shake
Randy guy fuel
Rocket sauce
Seed
Skeet
Spooge/Splooge
Spunk

Ejaculate T-Z

Tijuana toothpaste
Throat yogurt
White wee wee

Vaginal secretions

Clam dip
Fanny batter
Girl cum
Lady cream
Lady juice
Oyster sauce
Pussy/Puss juice
Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)

Venereal diseases (STDs)

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.

Blickey(s) (prison slang)
Clap, the
Crabs
Crotch rot
Drippy Dick
A dose (to catch)
French disease, the
Knacker cracker
Knob rot
Miss siff
Monster (prison slang)
Ninja (prison slang)
Package (prison slang)
Perles d'Amour
Pox
Pussy rot
Shit (prison slang)
Sour cream
Went up in that fire (prison slang)

Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.

Condom (male)

Bag ("Bag it")
Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic)
Capote
Cock cap
French Letter
Goma, la (Spanish)
Hat
Jim/Jimmy hat
Love glove
Raincoat
Rubber
Rubber Johnny
Sock
Trojan

Female devices

Diafragma (Spanish)
DIU (Spanish)
IUD
Píldora, la (Spanish)
Pill, the
Sponge

People

Homosexual

For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see the List of Sexual Slurs.

Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.

General terms for Prostitute

Escort (euphemism)
Masseuse (euphemism)

Male prostitute

Beeperman
Call boy/Callboy
Chapero (Spanish, just for homosexual prostitutes)
Fun boy/Funboy
Gigolo
Himbo
Joy boy/Joyboy
Man-slut
Manwhore
Penis punter
Puto (Spanish)
Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy
Working boy

Female prostitute

Female prostitute A-M

Bangtail
Bimbo
Bitch
Brass
Brass nail
Call girl
Cocotte
College girl
Concubine
Courtesan
Cualquiera, una (Spanish: a whatever)
Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
Doxy
Drab
Fallen woman
Flight attendant
Floozie
Fulana (Spanish)
Fun girl
Gashley (prison slang)
Gengri (Thai)
Girl (since femuales are usually prostitutes)
- Gold digger
Guarra (Spanish)
Harlot
Ho (derived from "whore")
Hobby horse
Hooker
Hussy
Hwran (Welsh)
Lady/Woman of the evening
Lady/Woman of the night
Lady of pleasure
Loose woman
Member of the (world's) oldest profession
Model
Moll

Female prostitute N-Z

Pinch prick
Puta/putona (Spanish)
Pro
Promiscuous woman
Prossie
Quean
Ramera (Spanish)
Roundheel
Scarlet woman
Scrubber
Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
Slag tart
Slapper
Slut
Streetwalker
Strumpet
Tart
Tom
Tramp
Trollop
Trull
Wanton
Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
White slave
Whore
Woman (since femuales are usually prostitutes)
Woman of easy virtue
Woman of ill repute
Woman of negotiable virtue
Woman of the streets
Woman on the game
Working girl

Crime

Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal in human societies.

Incest

Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.

Alabama prom date
Family fun
Forbidden love
Keeping it in the family
Relative sex
Sister slammer
Tennessee family reunion

Pedophilia

Pedophilia commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with, a child (usually prepubescent).

Pedophilia A-N

Asalta cunas (in [Spanish])
Bad man in the nursery
Chester (the Molester) (prison slang)
Charley Chester (child molester) (cockney ryhming slang)
Chicken hawk
Child catcher
Cho mo (prison slang)
Cradle robber
Diaper sniper (prison slang)
Dirty old man
Drug charge (in on a; prison slang)
Early bird
Forbidden fruit
Impatient father
Kiddie fiddler
Kiddie fondler
Kiddie hawk
Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
Michel Jackson (a; to be a)
Nonce

Pedophilia O-Z

Pederast
Pedo
Playground spotter
Premature cherry picker
Robin D. Cradle
Short eyes
Spring chicken
Fudgepacker

Rape

Rape commonly refers to forced sexual intercourse on another person without his/her consent.

Banging without permission
Illegally banging and entering
Surprise sex

External links

Amatory Thesaurus
Sex Dictionary - mostly non-slang terms; some slang also
Urban Dictionary - all types of slang