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  1. May 2005 - April 2006
  2. May 2006
  3. June 2006
  4. July 2006
  5. August 2006
  6. September 2006
  7. November 2006

my RfA

Thanks for your support in my RfA! Unfortunately, the request did not pass, with a vote of (43/16/7). But your support was appreciated and I'll just keep right on doing what I do. Maybe I'll see ya around -- I'll be here!
Cheers! - CheNuevara 17:34, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Question

Is it normal for, for example, band pages to have external links to fan-based websites? Or is that not really appropriate? Thanks. Laura June 20:10, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Unless it's a really notable band with a very informative fansite it probably shouldn't. --mboverload@ 20:15, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Bots

Thanks for the explanation. Yes, I understand the usefulness and importance of bots. The reason I wrote that was, as you mentioned, I was finding an inordinate number of bot edits on my watchlist, most of which seemed at first glance to be trivial edits. Though large scale edits and cleanups would be impossible without bots. I'm glad to hear there is an approval process for them. Cheers JPotter 21:29, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Like here's one for instance, in this diff [[1]] this bot is going around removing the wikilink from the word metamorphosis. Why? It seems unneccessary. People watching that article may want to have that word linked and need to revert it. Not a huge deal in any case, and I appreciate you taking the time to comment on it. JPotter 21:41, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Adminship

Hey. I read your userpage and it says you'd like to be an admin someday. I have seen you in AFDs and some RFAs and I think you're overdue for adminship. If it's OK with you, I'd like to nominate you for adminship. What do you think? --Tuspm(C | @) 22:55, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

I know I'm butting in here, but I'd heartily support you, as would many other users, I'm sure! HawkerTyphoon 22:58, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply
Don't worry about butting in, I do it all the time.
Thank you both for considering this. I think Yanksox already has dibbs, but I'll bet he'd let you conom if you're interested. I'm going to hold off for the time being, because I'd like to complete my editor review (I think the normal run time is 1 month, so around August 10), and I'd like to strive to improve myself a little bit more as an editor. In the meantime, I sincerely appreciate both of your sentiments. Reading them most definitely made my day =D. Regards, αChimp laudare 23:31, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Jason Earles Birthday

Look at TV.com

Um...thanks? αChimp laudare 23:38, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Subway Infobox

Hey there. I noticed that in the infobox for the 175th Street (IND Eighth Avenue Line) station, under "next south," it identifies the A, but not the C (or the 1, for that matter, but since the 1 is on the IRT B'way line, I wouldn't really expect it). Anyway, being new to the world of templates and such, I don't really see how I can correct this. If you do understand it, could you give me any pointers, etc? Thanks

BTW, I put up a picture for the George Washington Bridge Bus Terminal. Really difficult to find a decent angle from the street level. I'm going to keep my eyes and ears open for someone with a high enough window near the terminal. But I suppose the one I took will have to do for now. -Seidenstud 23:40, 27 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

I don't fully understand your explanation of why the 175th St station's infobox doesn't include the C. When I look at the infobox for the 145th Street (IRT Lenox Avenue Line), where only the 3 train stops, for "next south," it includes the 2 train. What is the difference between the two stops?
Thanks for your nice words about my photos.
-Seidenstud 00:06, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply


Should I help with the comment on Wikipedia talk:WikiProject New York City Subway (section) or would the potential edit conflicts make it not worth it? -Seidenstud 00:18, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Never mind. you finished it. -Seidenstud 00:18, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

reply

See my reply here: User_talk:Xaosflux#Deleting_UBXsxaosflux Talk 01:21, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Bot

I jsut got in the bag a last night, my orignal comment was out of the bag :) I'll extend the trial on there, but hold off on any more mass edits so there is a change for community input on your bot. — xaosflux Talk 01:45, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Lloyd Banks

I happened into this page, I noticed you revereted edits - I think it needs serious fixing or possibly protection by an administrator, the date of his death is still listed as today and has for awhile. There is no current news about this guy on the web, I'm worried that this could be some sort of a hoax but can't keep following it this evening... Sirmob 04:03, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Don't revert his page. He is dead ans I would like you to unblock me because it was not vandelism. I never knew editing an article to post FACTS was vandelism. 68.83.181.217 04:10, 28 July 2006 (UTC)UserReply

The bible

Thank you for experimenting with the page Bible on Wikipedia. Your test worked, and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here: link. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact me. αChimp laudare 04:59, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Please refrain from adding nonsense to Wikipedia, as you did to Bible. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here: link. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact me.

Um, thanks for the warnings. You do realize that you are POV pushing in a major article? αChimp laudare 05:05, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply
Blocked him 24h. -→Buchanan-Hermit/?! 05:10, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply
Thanks for the note dude. I never remove warnings =). αChimp laudare 05:11, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Kudos to the bot

Always good to see bots doing the heavy WP:GUS lifting. Cheers. JDoorjam Talk 05:29, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Stop re-editing

Stop changing the page. Why do you keep editing my changes when I am simply adding valuable, relevant, factual information? Stop or i'll have you banned.

Um, OK, thanks. αChimp laudare 12:05, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply
Oh shit, he'll get you banned. Watch your back =O --mboverload@ 12:16, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply
Crap. That really sucks, because I totally wanted to modify Human Penis Size and make references to Asian "micropenises".αChimp laudare 12:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply
What about a the white man's very large penis? Their huge bulbous penis? --mboverload@ 12:56, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Your penis, so big

Cashier: Hello-o? Ey, hello? [a monitor drops down from above]
Japanese woman: [on screen] Werucome to Chinpokomon Toy Corporashon. Purease state a-name.
Cashier: Rr- Red Harris? I own a toy store in Aemrica?
Japanese woman: Purease state the puhpose-uh.
Red: Uh, I wanna know what the hell you people are doing with these dolls, talkin' about bringin' down American government and all? [the monitor is pulled up in a hurry, and an elevator rises from the floor. The doors open and two men walk towards him.]
Taller man: I am President Hirohito. And-ah, this is Mr. Ose.
Mr. Ose: [nods forward] Peased to meet you.
President Hirohito: We unduhstand you have big concern about our fine pro-duct.
Red: Oh, eh- yes. Do you mind tellin' me what the hell this is about? [squeezes Lambtor]
Lambtor: The American government lies to you! Join the fight for Japanese supremacy of the world! More to come. [the two men remain silent]
Red: Well?
Mr. Ose: Uuuh.
President Hirohito: That is so sturange. [takes Lambtor from Red] I do not a-know how this could happen. But urest assured, I will make sure [glares sideways at Mr. Ose] it does not happong again!
Red: Well, now, come on, I don't think that that quite satisfies my-
President Hirohito: You are American?
Red: Yes.
President Hirohito: [begins to gesture] Ogh! You must have very big pee-anis!
Red: Excuse me? I was just asking you what you're up to with these toys!
President Hirohito: Nothing. We are very simple people. With very small penis. Mr. Ose penis is …especially small.
Mr. Ose: [fakes a sob] Uh, smuh, so small.
President Hirohito: We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!
Red: [flattered] Well uh, he-I guess it is a pretty good size.
Mr. Ose: Minata, kite kite! ["Everone, come come!" A group of Japanese women move in, chattering] This-a man has veh-ry big penis! [the women applaud, Red grins big]
Woman 1: Take takeru o da ne? ["It's rather large, isn't it?"]
Woman 2: Hai. ["Yes."]
Mr. Ose: Uh, hoh, what an-whoa immense penis-uh!
Red: Well, it certainly was nice meeting you folk, I just wanted to bring that little malfunction to your attention. Bye-bye now.
President Hirohito: Good-bye. Thank you for stopping by, with your gargantuan penis. [Red walks out humming happily.


Randy: Well, how is it good?! We don't understand what the point of your product is!
President Hirohito: There is nothing to worry about. We at Japan Toy Compnay are in awe of your large penis.
Mr. Garrison: What?
President Hirohito: You see, Japanese penis so small [holds his hands about an inch apart]
Mr. Ose: [set his index finger an inch from his thumb] So-eh small.
President Hirohito: You Americans have such humungous burbous penis.
Mr. Garrison: Well, uh-I guess that's true.
Mr. Ose: Oh, suh-n nice-a big penis American.
President Hirohito: What can we possubruh do with such small penis? We cannot take over your city, filled witha men awith such mastodonic penis.
Jimbo: Huwell, uh he's got a point there.
Randy: Well, I guess that settles that.
Fr. Maxi: We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen.
President Hirohito: [bowing with Mr. Ose] Oh, no. Thank you. Another chance to be in same room with big American penis. [exits]
Mr. Ose: Uh, uh, my penis so small.
--mboverload@ 13:09, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

I'm going to wait until I'm not at work to read this ;). αChimp laudare 15:34, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply
LOL. Thanks for the reference, mboverload =D. αChimp laudare 02:32, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

the vandalism or not bot

Yeah. Thanks for your sincere and illustrious comments on my page. They are actually appreciated and as far as the nitwit vandal thing..no problem. Most of my irritation was aimed at a nasty, but sort of funny, too, accusation that was placed on my page by a real niiwit, at or around the same time. But, in any case, you gave me a laugh and I sorta always like to do that. As far as the Germans solution of userboxes goes, I don't much give a shit what the Germans think about userboxes. As far as the pres goes, well he's the pres, what can I say? I don't personally agree with him and the controlling nature of his decision, but what I think is not a big deal anyway, so who cares? In the end the new official Wikipedia environmental userbox is more attractive but it doesn't say what I would like it to say. It says, "This user is interested in environmentalism." If I make my own it will say "This user is an environmentalist." Not exactly the same thing. Anyhow, thanks for taking the time to leave considerate and funny comments on my page. Later. Shannonduck talk 15:15, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Cool. Actually, for a bot dude, you are pretty cool. In freedom, fact and truth, Shannonduck talk 15:43, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Spelling

It is a script not a bot. I sometimes run it on pages, usually articles, to see what it picks up. I doubt that minor, strict, spelling corrections would change what any of the people said.Voice-of-All 18:51, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

My RfA

Hey Alphachimp! Thanks for your friendly congratulatory note on my talk page! I've just switched out the old "NOT ADMIN" userbox. I wanted to also thank you personally for your !vote of support on my RfA. You wrote a bit more than most folks did, and I appreciate your input. Thanks. I am still on dial-up here at home, but luckily at work I have high speed. I'm really happy with the results of the RfA, and will work hard not to let anyone down. Well, see you around! :)--Firsfron of Ronchester 21:31, 28 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

RfA

Thanks yous will come out later, I'm surprised no one added me at WP:100. :( Well, anyways, the new buttons were shocking at first, I'm off to help the project! Yanksox 02:57, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

LOL! I was jesting, but thank you. :) Yanksox 03:01, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Thanks from Yanksox!

Hey Alpha, thanks for supporting my RfA, which registered a tally of 104/4/7. Which means...


I am now an admin!!!


I was and still am very flattered by all the kind comments that I recieved, I will also take into account the comments about how I could improve. I guarantee I will try my best to further assist Wikipedia with the mop. Feel free to drop in and say hi or if you need anything. Again, thank you so much! You're next! >:) Yanksox 04:05, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

our expertise: food museums & food heritage sites

Hi, I have noticed that the subject of food heritage and food-themed museums have not yet been covered in Wikipedia. My wife and I are pioneers in this field. But since original research and thoughts are not welcome...how do worthy topics not previously examined get included? Seems this is a catch 22 situation. Please advise. We are the authors of several books on food history and the directors of The Food Museum and its Global Food Heritage Project....which has been recently profiled in ICOM News....that's Unesco's Council on Museums. We have professional museum credentials, as well, having been guest curators an exhibit at the Smithsonian. Anyway we admire Wikipedia and wanted to see if the worthy subject of museums about eating and food could somehow get included.

Tom Hughes — Preceding unsigned comment added by Foodmuseumguy (talkcontribs)

WP:GUS on WP:AN/I

Please see, and contribute if you would like, to the discussion at Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents#German_userbox_solution. — xaosflux Talk 13:56, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Some userboxen

This user helped nominate Yanksox for adminship. Yeah, they know, pick a number and wait in line.
hahah, lol. That's somewhat unprecedented. I hope that's in userspace ;) (as I see it is). αChimp laudare 16:27, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Vandal Sniper

I noticed you added yourself to the page. Do you use Linux (because if not, the program is going to be a little on the difficult side to run)? alphaChimp laudare 20:36, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

No I'm not using Linux (I'm using Windows); I guess I didn't look at the instruction page closely enough. -- tariqabjotu (joturner) 20:38, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply
Haha, no worries. VS seems amazing. It makes up for all of the places AmiDaniel said he would inprove for VP 1.3, but hasn't yet (e.g. IRC RC feed, etc.). I've actually been struggling to make it work for 2 weeks now. It's possible to make it work on a windows computer using a special distribution of Linux, Knoppix. If you're still interested in it, I can link you up with a pretty good tutorial by another user. alphaChimp laudare 20:42, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply
Sure; I'll take a crack at it, especially since I'm having problems with VandalProof right now. -- tariqabjotu (joturner) 20:53, 29 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Request

Chimp, can you do me a favor, please? I saw that you produced someone's edit count during their RfA using Interiot's new tool. I can't seem to get this to work, but I'd really like to know what my latest count is. If it's not too much trouble, and if you have time, would you mind producing mine for me? (But if it's any trouble, please ignore this request.) Many thanks, SlimVirgin (talk) 00:07, 30 July 2006 (UTC)Reply

Christmas comes early for RegExTypoFix users

Yeah, all you "regular users" not signed up on the mailing list are getting coal. All 200,000 of you.

35 lines added in all

Well it's 2 AM on West Coast USA. California, homies. We all surf (even the 8 billion illegal immigrants). Los Angeles is just like they show it in GTA: San Andreas (but with more hookers). Oh yeah, and we only have one season. We call it "perfect".

Anyway, it is RETF Christmas Secular Celebration Day, and I'm not failing to deliver. I'm saying good bye to converting that whole list over. It's full of misspellings that aren't misspellings and words that aren't ever misspelled. From now on this is my method for finding new words:

  1. Spellcheck a random word from the existing list
  2. Open any article where it corrects more than 1 word
  3. Load it into Microsoft Word and spellcheck
  4. See how many times it shows up in Wikipedia using AWB
  5. If it shows up more than 6 times I'll put it into dictionary.com to make sure it's not a real word
  6. Integrate all versions of a word into regular expressions using dictionary.com as a reference
  7. <datagridFAR find="\b(E|e)nvrionmen(t|ts|tal|tally|talist|talists)\b" replacewith="$1nvironmen$2" />

You can do this too and get thanked in the section below! It really works well!

Shoutouts!

This is a new section dedicated to thanking people who found problems or suggested new word(s). PLEASE do this, even with one false positive. And please suggest new words, that's how it's going to expand.
Removed

  • "eminent" corrected to "imminent" Thanks to Guinnog for finding this.
  • "Calender" corrected to "calendar". calender is a word. Thanks to Alphachimp. Major props.

Added

  • "noteable" now corrects to "notable". Thanks to Mets, keep it up!

Fixed

  • "gracefuly" is the wrong spelling. it's "gracefully" - Thanks to r b-j, who reported this even though he doesn't use RETF!

Download

You can get the latest version, 0.1.01, here. --mboverload@

Please explain unexplained declination of speedy delete on Jim Shapiro

Will you please explain why you do not think this meets the definition? It is 100% disparaging, and it is unsourced. What on earth are you two admins thinking? If this does not meet the criteria, what does?jawesq 03:40, 30 July 2006 (UTC)Reply