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The section is dedicated to various ways Wikipedia editors have described my contributions. As an aside, I'm probably most honoured to be called a "Nazi hunter" while "Coffmanising" is also up there. The comments span from November 2015, when I first started editing, to the present time.
"Vandalism"
- It's "vandalism" to remove sources not used for citations, especially if they are WP:SELFPUBLISH and/or come from non WP:RS
right-wingneo-Nazi publisher Nation Europa. In Wilhelm Bittrich. - "Unfounded claim that Franz Kurowski is not WP:RS. In Otto Kittel.
- The content, uncited from Mar 2015, was apparently "vandalized", then what's the point of going in and adding citations and sources? In Hugo Primozic.
- It's "vandalism" to remove mythology from Franz Kurowski in the article about the "panzer ace" and "the hero of all the Nazi fanboys",[1] Michael Wittmann.
References
- ^ Zaloga, Steven (2015). Armored Champion: The Top Tanks of World War II. Mechanicsburg, PA: Stackpole Books. ISBN 978-0-8117-1437-2.
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- Too many to list individually: 26 vandalism labels, in various Luftwaffe fighter ace articles
- Excellent RS works, Florian Berger (of the "Selbstverlag (sefl-published) Florian Berger" imprint and the Rkiwira fame), and Günther Fraschka, with Knights of the Reich (sic), with Gordon Williamson (writer) for good measure: "fixed vandalism". In Herbert Gille.
- Even more excellent work, by Karl Alman, Panzer: The Dramatic (sic) History of German Armored Forces and their Brave Soldiers: "vandalism". In Hermann Bix.
- Also Alman: "vandalism" in Jan 2016. Eventually took in Mach, with my edit summary "likely to be a (semi-) fictional account". Both in Hans-Detloff von Cossel.
- This is a rare instance of someone other than me being called a "vandal"; the addition was hilarious" ."..which if it were true would give him the highest scoring rate of any pilot, of any country, in any war, ever". In Kurt Welter, a GA article.
- In February 2016, editor restores a speculative statement, which disparages the subject of the article and has been challenged since 2012 ("...caused him to be rejected by many of his comrades during, but particularly after the war"), and calls it "restoring vandalism". The edit took on a second try in March. In Alfred Schwarzmann.
- Removing foreign translation is "vandalism". Or perhaps adding "... awarded by Nazi Germany..."? Unclear. :-). In Heinrich Hoffmann (pilot).
- All of these labels were in violation of policy, BTW; pls see: WP:VANDNOT. And a pertinent aside: Not vandalism.
Vandal's Cross of the Iron Cross
I award myself the Vandal's Cross of the Iron Cross in Gold with Swords and Diamonds ([Vandalekreuz des Eisernen Kreuzes in Gold mit Schwertern und Brillanten] Error: {{Lang}}: text has italic markup (help)), for achieving, in just two days, three (3) vandalism labels; one (1) pushing-the-envelope label; and one (1) POV label, further distinguishing myself:
- “restore vandalism”. In Erwin Rommel.
- "Please refrain from deleting the Wehrmachtbericht wording. I consider removal without consensus vandalism.". In my Talk page.
- “no consensus regarding your POV”. In Erich von dem Bach-Zelewski.
- "He/she is pushing the envelope in my opinion”
- “You guys don't know what you are doing here. Sorry I can't agree to this vandalism.” Co-nominated with Diannaa. In Erich von Manstein.
"Deletionism"
I'm working towards a Deletionist's Cross of the Iron Cross.
- Editor chastises me for "deletionism" while providing no valid arguments as to why the AfDs should not proceed:
- "That type of behaviour is deplorable,[neutrality is disputed] and not appropriate on en WP"[clarification needed]
- "I suggest you stop, otherwise I will take your conduct to ANI and request that the community[who?] sanction you for it"
- "You misunderstand or misapply several core en WP policies[which?] resulting in you effectively vandalising en WP with your deletionist zeal"
- "Your tagging is clearly linked to your text and source deletion and nomination behaviour"[dubious – discuss]
- "Some editors[weasel words] on en WP take a very dim view of deletionism, of which I am afraid your current behaviour smacks."
NOTE: My "deletionist" activities can be observed via this handy AFD tracker. My AfD nominations only: link. My PROD log is at User:K.e.coffman/PROD log. My CSD log is at User:K.e.coffman/CSD log.
"Not dropping the stick" / "Campaigning" / "Forum shopping"
Let's see how many I can accumulate to qualify for the Stick Retention Badge:
- Notability in Knight's Cross Holder Articles 4+1 (bonus) = 5
- 5 September 2016: ""I really think you should drop the stick."
- 11 September 2016: "Just drop the stick or make your case via individual AfDs. I'm getting a little sick of this constant carping on about KC recipients."
- 11 September 2016: "I would have thought that you would have got the message by now. This is blatant forum shopping for your campaign to delete KC recipients because the consensus on those AfDs is currently "keep". Bonus points for the forum shopping being especially blatant. Double bonus points for the OP's apparent inability to assess subjects' notability: all of the AfDs in question closed as "delete" or redirect; none closed as "keep" or "no consensus".
- 30 October 2016: "I have no confidence that the editor concerned will drop the stick regardless of the outcome here, but believe this proposal has no merit. If you have the courage of your convictions and feel this is so important to en WP, then make the case on each individual article using the existing tried and true AfD process."
- Wikipedia:Good article reassessment/Joachim Helbig/1 4 + 1 (bonus) = 5
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dualtriple entry: This whole thing is of a piece with an ongoing campaign by coffmann (with a supporting role by Assayer), to remove all sources they don't deem worthy from a large number of articles, using a ridiculously high bar, and never ever refusing to drop the stick regardless of the feedback they get from experienced editors. (...) Sooner or later, someone is going to look at this campaign in detail and report it at ANI." Bonus points for ANI mention. And I have a sidekick too! - "It appears to me that this is a part of a wider campaign to destroy articles like this: particularly K.e.Coffman who frequently makes large deletions to articles without discussion."
- A double: 6 March 2016: "This individual, K.e.coffman, has been canvassing several Wikipedia noticeboards in what appears to be a campaign to oust work by Franz Kurowski from Wikipedia."
- A triple -- 19 March 2016: "This has been an exercise in forum-shopping, and I for one am pretty sick of you banging on about this bloke. (...) You have now created what is effectively an attack page on Kurowski and been going around linking it to articles where he is used as a source. I don't care for Kurowski as a source, but this is pretty much a crusade. I've seen that before in the areas where I edit, and it usually says more about the campaigner. Bonus points for creating an "attack page" on Franz Kurowski.
- "The canvassing for the opinion of other editors belies your ultimate problem: it isn't the opinion of Wikipedia editors that matters it sources. Bolding of "sources" in the original. The said "canvassing" occurred at WP:RSN, which presumably exists for such purposes. :-)
"You're not from around here"
- GAR:Der Panzergraf 4 +1 (bonus) = 5
- 11 June 2016: "When we challenge a source for reliability, on en WP we use WP:RS.
- 13 June 2016 (double entry): "...I also believe the current version is superior, the level of detail (with minor exceptions) is appropriate, and the sourcing appears fine. I'm afraid that the nominator has misunderstood or misapplied a number of core en WP policies as well as taken a strange stance on inclusion of detail in a military biography on en WP."
- 13 June 2016: "This approach to translations is quite common on en WP, and is a matter for the main editor(s). It has been accepted by consensus of the Milhist A-Class reviewers, so I wouldn't touch it." Bonus points for envoking Local consensus.
- Various articles
- "These deletions are not in consensus in the Milhist community". Bonus local consensus points. In Erich-Heinrich Clößner.
- Double: "That is not how we do military biographies on en WP". In Fridolin von Senger und Etterlin.
- 5 July 2016: "De WP isn't the be all and end all. en WP redlinks are fine." Down with "de WP"! In Werner von Erdmannsdorff.
- 28 July 2016: "Stop removing completely legitimate biographical information, please familiarsise yourself with how en WP does biographical articles." Bonus points for having to involve WP:3O in this discussion: Talk:Ludwig_Kübler#Recent revert. Response to third opinion request was: "The revert listed above was of unsourced material. Per WP:UNSOURCED "Any material lacking a reliable source directly supporting it may be removed and should not be restored without an inline citation to a reliable source.""
- My Talk page
- 13 June 2016: "That type of behaviour is deplorable, and not appropriate on en WP. I suggest you stop, otherwise I will take your conduct to ANI and request that the community sanction you for it." Bonus points for ANI mention.
- 13 June 2016 (triple mention, plus vandalising! plus deltionism!): "You are using a unique concept of what a reliable source is, rather than using what en WP uses. (...) It is clear from the ongoing GAR that you misunderstand or misapply several core en WP policies, including notability and verifiability. I believe these misunderstandings are resulting in you effectively vandalising en WP with your deletionist zeal. Extra bonus points for my "unique concept" of reliable sources, which has always been WP:RS & WP:MILMOS#SOURCES.
"McCarthyism" and more
- User_talk:Peacemaker67/Archive 16#contrary editors, playing "My allegedly problematic behaviour" Bingo, with double points for every hit:
- "I've read with increasing dismay" & "your increasing frustration" (bonus points for building rapport)
- [K.e.coffman's "complete inability to see/read reason into discussions" (not dropping the stick)
- "unilateral deletion" (deletionism)
- "His whole mantra relies on following the letter of the Wiki-law" (wikilawyering)
- "demanding that we prove our case rather than giving the benefit of the doubt" (double bonus points for my adhering to WP:V and WP:RS)
- "McCarthy-ist fervour" (McCarthyism!)
- "remarkable disdain for anything foreign" (anti-Germanism)
- "remarkable disdain for anything on-line (said online sources include fan pages http://www.luftwaffe.cz/, http://www.luftwaffe39-45.historia.nom.br/ases/ases.htm, http://www.ww2.dk/lwoffz.html -- triple bonus points)
- "His myopic view is that (...) the American and British soldiers were holy warriors on a noble crusade beyond reproach" (never said such a thing, bonus points)
- "as any researcher with half a brain will know" (you're not from around here)
- "it is obviously a anti-German grudge he holds" (anti-Germanism, times two)
- " I just wish we can find a way to muzzle him and stop his arbitrary vandalism" (vandalism, plus bonus points for suggesting that the OP and the recipient together look for a way to muzzle me)
- "I believe if he had his way every German biography would be (...) written in a tone reminiscent of the very poor military literature of the 50s and 60s" (I'm very curious what that would look like)
- "Its a sad day when (...) the rest of us, acting in good faith, are held to ransom" (bonus points)
- "highly idiosyncratic bar at a height far higher than WP does" (you're not from around here)
- "by doing so he is actually damaging the encyclopedia" (vandalism)
- "His editing behaviour is tendentious" (campaigning)
- "I have no doubt that if he continues, he will eventually strike a hurdle in that regard" (bonus points for apparent allusions to ANI or other unspecified consequences)
TOTAL: 100 points
"Expounding the views of Smelser et al"
Another round of Bingo! (source: Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/J.J. Fedorowicz Publishing):
- "This article (...) seems to be a vehicle for expounding the views of Smelser and his colleague." (A new one! bonus points.)
- "I'm sorry? You're saying that ...? How exactly does that work? ... I think you're confused about what we're discussing here." (Multiple "you"s while questioning my competence & you are not from around here; also see: Accusations)
- "Your relationship to Smelser et al begs the question, given your promotion of them throughout WP, including through the creation of this article and the article on Smelser." (WP:COI bingo! 10 points.)
- "This flagrantly fails WP:ORG". (Bonus points for the ORG failure being especially flagrant)
- "Assayer, your tagteam support of K.e.coffman is becoming highly predictable." (WP:TAGTEAM bingo! 10 points)
- "Your argument just doesn't stack up against GNG, where is the requirement is "significant coverage in multiple reliable sources" (Bonus points for ostensibly quoting from WP:GNG where such language does not exist.)
- "FWIW, this article came to my attention so quickly because K.e.coffman immediately started linking the article to the publisher fields in multiple articles on my watchlist". (Wikipedia:Findlink bingo! + campaigning; 10 points.)
- "That is how we test notability on WP." (You're not from around here.)
- "Whether referring to editors as a tag team is uncivil or not depends on whether the claim can be substantiated or not." (Bonus points for unsubstantiated insinuations; see: Aspersions.)
- "In my experience on en WP, it is rare that two editors' views so closely correspond, so it is hard to assume good faith in these circumstances." (You are not from around here + bonus points for highlighting the extremely rare occurrence of views similar to mine, so anyone who agrees with me looks suspect.)
- "I've seen the same type of behaviour over the years on Yugoslavia-related topics..." (Campaigning)
- "'Significant coverage in multiple sources' means that more than one source has significant coverage" (Bonus points for ostensibly quoting from WP:GNG again, where (again) such language does not exist. "Significant coverage" and "multiple sources" are mentioned, but not together, as construed by the editor; see: WP:CIR)
- "It would appear, from writer k.e.coffmann's editing reputation, that the primary reason for this article is to be his platform to show how shoddy its publication reliability is, and then use the article as proof to discredit any Wiki-references to the books published by this company - such a sham does not merit taking up valuable time and bandwidth for Wikipedia and its writers. (Campaigning times 3: "platform"; "tactic"; "editing reputation".)
- "Being mindful of WP:NOTADVERTISING, do they really deserve a Wikipedia article?" (Not sure how to classify this as the suggestion that I created a promotional article is far fetched. 10 points.)
- "Seriously? So Fedorowicz only selects those German veterans that want to write revisionist and apologist books, and if a veteran's draft isn't revisionist and apologist enough they will not publish it?"
- Getting into off-topic territory, but a good quote nonetheless. But I suspect that the answer to this question is "No, they would most likely not publish it". See the poetic/victim-of-history titles at J.J. Fedorowicz Publishing#Select publications: "Estonian Vikings"; "Many Nations, One Motto"[1]; "Tragedy of the Faithful"; etc.
References
- ^ I assume that author meant the SS motto, an article on which conveniently exists: Meine Ehre heißt Treue
- Supplementary round, via Files for discussions on the book cover of The Myth of the Eastern Front by the same Smelser:
- "It is highly questionable whether the file meets WP:NFCC#8 even with its use in The Myth of the Eastern Front" (See: WP:CIR, as book covers in the articles on said books have never been controversial; bonus points for it being highly questionable).
- "its use is a vehicle for promoting the book on WP, as the uploader uses the book extensively as a source on several articles" (WP:COI bingo! Bonus point for "I don't like what K.e.coffman, aka the uploader, is doing").
- "Go right ahead and fill your boots" (Bonus points for lack of civility).
- "Your editing history shows you are obviously quite enamoured of Smelser and Davies". (J'accuse…!)
- Bonus round: re-arguing the AfD at the Talk:J.J. Fedorowicz Publishing#Undue weight tag:
- "Your justification does not fit the facts"
- "Your expansion is no improvement"
- "The coverage in the source is shallow and incidental"
- "That isn't WP:SIGCOV by any standard"
Bottom line: Creating an essay WP:IDONTLIKERONALDSMELSER may not be such a bad idea. :-)
"Nazi-hunter"
Requires no explanation: I have arrived! (On a side note, aren't Nazi hunters sort of heroes? Good company to be with: Jules Schelvis, Beate Klarsfeld, Simon Wiesenthal, etc.)
- "Need help to restore content of military personnel infoboxes that has been deleted in Nazi-hunt. In Wikipedia talk:WikiProject Military history.
- "This is part of K.e.coffman's ongoing de-Nazification campaign." In Files for discussion; the image was ultimately deleted.
"Book burning"
- My attempt to remove a book by a full-on Nazi from Further reading was reverted and equated to "book burning" (link in the original): "I fully agree Peacemaker. We should not run the risk of book burning or any other kind of censorship without a solid explanation (backed by other sources and not an editors personal opinion) to the greater audience why the source is to be excluded." In Talk:Helmuth von Pannwitz#Nikolai Tolstoy. Took on the second try, under WP:FURTHER.
- Yes, I got reprimanded for "book burning" a second time! MilHist Talk page discussion:
I think that burning the books is not the way to go
. From an editor who created this before and after comparison, including a non-existing battle.
- After two instances of "book burning", I'm this close to being called Hitler. To channel SNL Trump, "One day, I'm going to write a memoir about this struggle, and call it My Struggle. What would that be in German?".
"Coffmanising"
- I have a verb named after myself! "De-coffmanised article". As in "let me google this" of Wikipedia :-).
See also
- For commentary by anonymous users, please see: User:K.e.coffman/IP Tracker