Spaghettifier

Hi! I'm a journalist, musician, Great Lakes enjoyer and recent Heartstopper convert. I mostly write on subjects relating to digital culture, podcasts, journalism, music, and theater, but I also love to obliterate a misused comma!

I read the Wikipedia article on guard geese on a train from Amsterdam to Paris.
Despite my username, I am not very good at science (but I do like pasta).
I enjoy indie crosswords. Try one!

Spaghettifier?
I barely know her

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Cet utilisateur parle français à un niveau professionnel.

This user is a musician.

This user is a professional writer or journalist.

This user is hella gay

Pages I've created!

Digital media

Normal Gossip
Cautionary Tales
Jennifer Mills News
Jet Lag: The Game
We did it, Joe!
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
Articles of Interest
Byline
Paula Kerger
Heatmap News

Journalists

Transportation & infrastructure

Arts

Other

Astoria (turkey)

Pages I've expanded!

Did you know...

... that All Things Considered host Juana Summers is a competitive pinball player? (October 12, 2023)
... that Jennifer Mills has written Jennifer Mills News, a weekly newspaper about herself, for 21 years? (October 23, 2023)
... that the contestants on Jet Lag: The Game played a game of capture the flag that spanned the entirety of Japan? (December 7, 2023)
... that a COVID-19 bout forced Beef creator Lee Sung Jin to direct the show's season finale remotely? (February 8, 2024)
... that Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority general manager Phillip Eng brews his own beer? (May 12, 2024)
... that The New York Times called Teeth a "feminist awakening with a lethal bite"? (May 17, 2024)
... that Felipe Lara's Pulitzer finalist Double Concerto turns its soloists into a "many-tentacled creature"? (June 11, 2024)
... that David Marchese recalled accidentally posting a picture of a cat's testicles on Salon.com? (June 30, 2024)
... that Keke Palmer did an impression of "We did it, Joe!" onstage with Kamala Harris? (September 1, 2024)
... that a coconut tree meme drove sales of piña coladas in the Washington, D.C., area? (September 17, 2024)
... that the Williamsburg indie music venue Baby's All Right occupies a former hot dog factory? (March 14, 2025)
... that The Westerlies folded a piece of tin foil over the bell of a trombone to make it hiss? (June 27, 2025)
... that Astoria the turkey evaded capture by the New York City Police Department? (July 30, 2025)

Favorite pages

Clouds at the Rim of the World in San Bernardino County, CA — some clouds I saw !