Toast1454

on the internet, nobody knows you're bread.

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This poorly formatted piece of toast ominously stares at vandals.

holy bread there's a tornado warning for my county

-toast1454, circa 4/2/25

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Toast1454
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Name	Toast1454TC
Pronouns	I'm fine with anything
Nationality	American
Current ___location	Indiana
Languages	English
Time zone	EST
Handedness	Right
Blood type	AB+
IQ	137
Education and employment
Occupation	Professional Wikiracer
Account statistics
Edit count	~1000 (as of September 2025)
Signature	Toast1454TC
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sane This user is relatively sane and will not usually break into your house and fill your entire home to the brim with fresh microwaved whole wheat bread. 1 This userpage has been vandalised 1 times. This user may sometimes share an IP address with -chaotic-thing-.

I'm on Wikipedia^{[citation needed]} because I don't have anything else to do.

I like photographing stuff sometimes. Once I can get licensing figured out, I'll try to upload files to Wikimedia.

I get nervous when making more significant edits, even though I know i'm supposed to be bold. So I mostly just focus on adding links between articles and patrolling recent changes.

Toast is a good source of fiber, you should eat some for breakfast.^[1]  

Convenient sandbox link.

On the internet, nobody knows you're bread.

I'll try and finish this later*. I procrastinate a lot.

*like in a year

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Reference section because the citations bug out if I don't put them here

1. Downey, G., Effect of toasting on the dietary-fibre content of some commercially-produced Irish breads, Irish Journal of Food Science and Technology, 14(1) (1980), p. 66.