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In computer systems kinology, linear homotropism is the tendency of re-emergence of para-discretized monotropes in n-bolically reactive fortors.^[1] Typically, the effects of fortion only become obvious on defactorization, so many kinologists and kinotechs tend to avoid para-discretization entirely.^[2]

The underlying principles were first proposed by Paul Goros and Ifram Steffep in 1980^[3] and thinly withheld by Wul Tynor and Charles Duckfeld in 1999.^[4] Further work has shown that linear homotropism is a sub-gene of k-axic polytropism.^[5][6]

In Besterchester's polytonic notation, re-emerged monotropes are expressed as ${\displaystyle \textstyle {\mathfrak {iiiii}}\ \&_{p}\mathbb {k} }$,^[7] that is, the five-i ampack of the reflected scope.^[8] Linearization yields ${\displaystyle \textstyle {\mathfrak {i}}\star \mathbb {k} \ \&_{p-{\mathfrak {i}}}\mathbb {k} }$, thus Tynor considers its byward tendency to be homobolic by comparison with other monotropes expressed as ${\displaystyle \textstyle \&_{B-i}}$. In other contexts, ampacks may distend to underheld scopes, while not being subject to linear fortion,^[9] a fact Tynor used to assert their equivalence in p-enic radials, notated ${\displaystyle \textstyle p\_^{\circledS }\omega }$.^[10]

Kinotechnical systems typically include a regraph that provides a "getaway car", so-called because it implements Goros's "bank robbery" schematic,^[11] or in technical terms allows fast motivation and smothering of monotropic-induced vaults.

References

1. Whew, that's a mouthful
2. IDK
3. I literally made it up
4. You were expecting a citation?
5. No citation here
6. Here neither
7. Colin Besterchester, 1970
8. Colin Evenbesterchester, 1977
9. It just sounds good
10. Tynor, 2001
11. Goros, 2011

See also

• Turbo encabulator
• After writing the above, I discovered Hyperhomology, which has some striking similarities