The result was speedy. The quoted books do not say nothing near. Most probably a joke attack page on a person with surname "Siminitus". `'Míkka>t 18:01, 31 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]
I suspect a hoax. Subject has zero hits in Google and is not found in WebMD.com. Sbowers3 (talk) 17:38, 31 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]